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Jokes apart, ekiti people really love food. I know many of them that can eat for Africa..

After reading Bible, you drink your juju. God go soon catch you

This should definitely be kenya

Also check if there are not too many touts living in the area. Some Behind areas have useless and hopeless youths who are always fighting from Street to Street. They might break your windscreen or attack you and you won't be able to hold anyone responsible. A very good example is ebutte metta, ondo Street.

Olu20090:
I'm waiting on yorubas to come and dispute this by searching online for similar but second-hand gucci shoe worth $100, like they did with Aisha Buhari's watch. SMH

Na yoruba headache go kill you one day.

You and your sister are probably blowing the do out of proportion. They have been married for 20 years and I'm sure they have been phuc..king for 20 years and just because he used psycho she is mad.

They must have been fighting and settling it within themselves. There is nothing serious in all these. You might be surprised that after fighting in th day, they'll still phuck in the night even without the husband eating. Na dem wey fight go settle am. Nothing kwansain you Madam.

If my wife no cook for me I no go find food chop for outside? Abi I no dey chop before I marry?

jahbiz:
go for lutian, itz less noisy and last long. Jux change d caperator cox d "folo com" one consumes much fuel...

As old as you are, you are typing 'jux' instead of 'just' and 'Cox' for 'because'.. I wonder where you people learn this rubbish from. so disgusting .

Na wa o. And the president keeps claiming he appoints ppl of integrity... almost everyone working with him are thieves. Most abo..ki elites are barawos. The steal money quietly and pretend as if they are holy. You see dem wearing sandals up and down with agbada and you think they don't have kobo.

In fact Na abo..ki steal pass for Nigeria

Olu20090:
Igbos and Industralization are like 5 and 6...

Come 2018 there will be over 9 auto manufacturing companies in Igboland. As I speak now three are building their plants. The good news is the price of cars will drop and ordinary folks will be able to afford a car

How many you don buy? Price of car will drop like say Na plastic them dey use build car. Even if we have 1million car factories in Nigeria, the prices of cars will still be expensive and only the rich will be able to afford it. No dey deceive yourself

totorimi:
How sir? Haven't you heard the type of jobs they give the blacks, all of them claim nurse, some say they are cna, pca, rn and what have you the majority of them are looking after old people as glorified house boy and house girls or even looking after mad people. Others that are lucky to be security you know stand attention from morning till night. Another set are the sales people selling like shoprite attendants at MacDonald and other retail shops, you dare not sit down or complain ven if the acata people or oyinbo abuse you and call you a slave.

Some working in the offices dont earn much but you will sit down in one place for 8 hours just smiling at everybody that comes near you ortherwise trouble. Now everybody must claim IT because that seems the only job if you know what you are doing you are a bit free.

At the end of the day, all you make is taken away by taxes so tell me is that not modern day slavery. Its not as if I was told I travelled there to have a first hand appraisal of the situation. The only thing which they are priding themselves is their steady light and water and maybe adherence to law and order but with the influx of black immigrants all that is fast been broken don and abused.

My only aim is to ensure that the useless old people ruining our country and our youths are destroyed so Naija can move forward. If Naija can get their acts today as a United nation under God then we will be the best nation in the whole wild world

How many of your black friends or family members are going through the trash you typed up there. You'll get the best jobs If you are highly qualified for it. Even if anyone is doing any o the jobs to mentioned, are they complaining to you of any hardship? Don't Nigerians experience worse in their country? Abeg talk better thing wey make sense. This your comment no follow at all

sirade:
but why are Nigerians afraid of biafra ?
does it mean that Nigeria can not reach its potential without Igbo ?

my brother whether biafra or not God has already blessed the Igbos.

the industrial revolution taking place in the Igbo land is a pointer that who God has blessed no man even Buhari can curse.

Igbos can reach their height Biafra or not

You guys suffer from low self esteem. Your biafra crap is dead on arrival. You can make noise from now till Jesus comes, you ain't getting no Biafra. If anything had happened to that policeman, many of you stubborn goats would have paid with your lives and as usual, cry and shout ICC and give useless ultimatum only to chicken out and hide behind keyboards.

A very dirty man with a dirty mind and dirty brain. Looking haggard and smelly even from a picture. PUB should sack this man asap. How can someone be so senseless to make such provoking statement. This ppl just take Nigerians for granted

sirade:
the policeman made the mistake of the century.


Average Igboman don't joke with Biafra issues even those of them that are pro Nigeria, they will deal mercilessly with any entity or individual that joke with Biafra course.


God bless alaIgbo

Go and do your biafra nonsense in the north and see what becomes of you.

banmee:
Let me tell you a true personal story. There is this Soldier recently assigned to me for mentorship. When i got him, he was phucked up from the floor up. There is a process for rehabilitating jacked up Soldier. It is long and mentally taxing but it works a lot of the time. First i asked him what his problem was. He claimed all the other leadership he's had were racist. He said they never gave him any opportunity to progress and or reach his full potential. I then showed him his counseling packet. This is a folder that documents your monthly performance as a soldier. His packet was thick and filled with negative counselings going 3 years. He claimed they were all lies. But i pointed out that he signed every single counseling agreeing to it. He said he was forced to do so and that they never explained it properly to him. I knew he was lying but i have to give him the benefit of doubt. Just a week with me, i had already written him up ten times. Gradually, after receiving some tough love from me, he started showing progress, then all of a sudden he bought a bike. I told him not to ride it because i was trying to build him up to the point that my chain of command will have a more positive perception of him in order for him not to get kicked out of the army. He disobeyed and on 4th of July, rode the bike and got in an accident. Thank God he had minor injuries. I asked why he disobeyed my order and rode the bike. Guess what he said. "It is my right to ride my bike". I said nothing. I am not supposed to. All i can do is write up a counseling and implement a really phucked up corrective training. He was put on bed rest for a week. He was not supposed to go anywhere for that week but still managed to go out and get a speeding ticket. How is that possible? Now he is on his way to being chaptered out of the Army. I made sure of that. Bros, almost every black Soldier i have had (and i have had over a hundred) has been a problem Soldier. It is a symptom of the mindset of Black Americans. They pull out the race card whenever they want to do whatever they like. They are like Nigerians. They think they know a lot but don't know what's good for them.

Don't mind them...people always playing the victim card. People forget that policemen all over the world are humans. A police man stops you for whatever reason and then you flare up and try to bring out whatever weapon and you expect the police not to protect himself? If I happen to be a policeman and I stop anybody for suspicious reason and you bring out a gun or any weapon to attack me, I definitely have to stop you by shooting you but not with the aim of killing. People should just learn to obey simple instructions and avoid escalating any little issue. Nevertheless, ppl shouldn't condemn the killing of harmless and innocent citizens by the police.

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MrDavidson:
Please let's not allow tribalism kill us. I'm sure many of us were expecting to see names like Chuk... or Ade.... The truth is, we need to know that the north is very diverse ethnicity-wise. Someone bearing names such as Aliyu could be a Hausa man from Kano, a Fulani man from Sokoto, an Ebira or Igala from Kogi, a Kanuri from Borno, a Yoruba from Kwara, etc - all in the north.

There are at least 50 languages spoken in Adamawa state alone, not to talk of the Nupes from Niger or Kwara. Let's stop lumping the north as one. It's possible that Buhari has not even appointed up to 18 Hausas since he took over.

However, when you hear names like Chukwuka, you're 100% sure he's Igbo unlike in the north. Or when hear names such as Ayokunle, he would be a Yoruba person. Please let's try to understand this very important truth.

STFU

Iamsynord:
Yes Op


aliens and extraterrestrials beings exist..


This reminds me of me own experience with an alien ..,. I was just six and had gone to pluck unripe cashew near the burial ground in the town, which i will burn to bring nut so that i will eat with garri at home ,,,

I was still plucking when this great white light shone on me... I tried to move but i could not... I tried lifting my hands, no.,., legs ..,., no too.... Ok


suddenly wind started blowing and thunder and lightning struck three times as i counted it... I was terribly frightened as i couldnt run and i started singing prayer is the master key

suddenly a frog like creature jumped and licked its lips...

I could see like six of them coming from every direction.

' sekum kauen dkahs hakksk ah ' one of them say...

Gaj sjagd aja dudu " ... La penis akaja la swerta do yoghiti uhun a nurise ' the other replied and they all laughed...

All this while i was screaming and shouting for help around 7pm in the night..

Maka yaka potato la chop humane intestinee..... The 6 or 7 creatures just shouted together as claws sprung from their hand and they dripped saliva as they approached me....

Maka lickaa la foode........ Humanle a sweera pon bloddka kakkakka...

I screamed jesus ,,,,


by the time i woke up from the dream in the parlour, i saw a dvd collection of E T,Ghost ship and predators beside me, a cd i had watched the previous night.. :;(

LMAO

Can banks swear by Ogun and Amadioha that he never phucked toolz? Them no born am well.

Even if he begs you and you settle this issue, your husband is still going to continue phucking different girls. That's just what he probably enjoys. Most of the girls making noise here don't know what thier husbands or boyfriends are doing out there.

E no easy for man to just dey browse one website every time. Like it or not, men will always cheat, especially when they are money.

What the phuck do they need a maid for? The wife cannot do house chores and take care of her kids or sound sultan cannot take care of his own children? If house maid kill their pikin nau, them go dey make noise up and down. Why not treat the house made like your own children. Na the same sultan wey go dey form upright man be this o. Nonsensical.

Linda ikeji's mansion will cause many problems for these silly desperate olodo bloggers. Cooking up stories here and there because you want to make money and buy mansion like Linda. Make una no worry. The day wey dem go shoot one of una for leg, you will learn not be peddling lies all over the Internet.

You try to flag or stop a car and the driver refuses to stop, why don't you just let go instead of causing an accident. Or why can't you chase the car with your bike. Now wey don beat am well well, him eye go clear.

Use your brain to do your job. Don't kill yourself and others because of 5k bribe. If one car refuses to stop, many others will.

Nothing wrong with what she is wearing

This year's June has been a really terrible month of deaths here and there. Hopefully July should bring good news

Just present the certificate and stop all this nonsense. Why going to court if you know you got the certificate? This country is so annoying.

I think she's scared...that guy too cool not to cheat. It's just a matter of time. No one lady can own one good looking man alone. Some thirsty gals will always want a taste of the goodies. She better just keep her marriage out of social media and put it on low key.

A lot of people, especially the ones close to her are waiting to laugh at her.

Them no born her well to buy cloth of 2.5m. Where will she get the money from? Was this not the same lady that was complaining about some expensive food served her in a foreign restaurant. Naija artiste and their mumu fake life.