abuable:

@JAMES: Please i am from IMO State, i need to know if there is any chances of me getting into school at ABU. And please is the area safe for me. PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW COS I AM CONFUSE AND DONT WANT TO DIE SCHOOLING VERY FAR.

The bolded lines above sound somewhat unnecessary cuz we all in kaduna are not dead people.
Well, i understand how my brothers in the east view the north but at times, they do over exaggerate it.
So bros, if ur score is great, u may be admited.
But hey! U may consider Imsu if u are currently residing there or wish to.

Hello guys!
Just heard dat d post ume is on 21st of july and dat cut off is 190.
Has any1 heard same? Pls lets know.

I have understanding that most people are accessing this site and even the internet using mobile phones.
One of the major reasons for this is MOST FOLKS  DON'T HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE OF COMPUTER.
This is actually not a good report.
Every individual needs to know what the world of computer is talking about.
Now, most people will tell you that they dont either have the money or time to attend computer training.
I have therefore taken it upon myself to write this comprehensive and highly interractive handouts.
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Great thread.
I tink d tym has come 4me 2 sign in.
I just hope day leave d cut off at 180 cuz most of my guys falls into dat cycle.

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Ok,
gud question.
Some No actually mean yes. Some gurls only say NO just because they don't want you to tink they were SO cheap
but seriously, i hate such tricks cuz i hav no time.
I just wooed a gurl three months ago and she said NO I DON'T HAVE TIME 4 ANY RELATIONSHIP NOW. This got me down 4 some days cuz "i luv her die."
so i decided to start avoiding her cuz insisting was causin me more pains.
But guess what! She is pestering me with calls and flashes. And hey! I dont even give a fu, ck about her now cuz i have my ego when it comes to ladies.
I am thinking of a gud way to anoy her so that she can stop hoping 4 my love afterall, she caused it.

@OP,
U didnt do any wrong by asking Nls for dia opinion. It was a gud move.
Now, let me advis u as a friend. Your life stil needs more inputs both academically, morally, spiritually, financially, socially etc. So, tinkin of mariage alone at ur age wil on truncate ur destiny.
U may say u luk mature physically but hey! Ur intellects may not.
I am older than u but mariage does not even cross my imagination 4 now.
The gurl u tinks luvs u now may turn into sumtin else in 2 to 4 yrs to com. She may tel u dat u are not her level. Dont 4get d fact dat u may not gain into same uni as she and in such a situation, distans must definately drag u both apart. U may yet delight in her but she may luz her luv 4u (ladies ar lyk dat) since she must com acros many tosters and hey! She must fall 4 one or more.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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ehie:

I love your post,the most intelligent one i have read in nairaland for a long long time.
objective analysis,and constructive solutions.
nigerians think with only 1%of their brain and  on the right side  of the brain,the one that rules the emotional side.
Thanks a lot,for being different

The writer of that post is mature in thinking unlike folks who will just come here and write things like i dey laugh, lol and other rubbish. I quite agree with you.

Could harold camping be somewhat right with his end of time predictions.
It seems some illiterates are now overpowering the government of this country.
ok just 3 days ago, 2 bombs were discovered in Kaduna. One at sabo and another under a bridge close to Dambo college. i kept asking why the bomb was kept under the bridge.
well, tomorrow is JAMB and i pray for all candidates who shall be writing in various centers. we know these fools are targeting a crowd so that it can grieve the entire nation.
BUT GOD SHALL ARREST THEM.

Ho!
Nairaland and landers are growing to become children on daily basis.
it marvels me to find that most respondants to various strict topics are children or need i say people of low IQ.
I don't intend to offend anyone but it's really getting out of hand.
Some people would just type rubbish on any post they see without even understanding the meaning of the topic.
[color="#000099"]But come to think of it, what is an islamic bank? A religious bank based on the tenets of islamic banking.
On page 1 of this thread, someone said if England did, why shouldn't we? another person said the system is working well in Dubai and other islamic countries.
These two statements are completely irrational.
Ok. The last time I checked, England has a unitary constitution, does that mean Nigeria should also go for that?
Also, is Nigeria as same as Dubai?

An islamic bank would only amount to unnecessary religious segregation because you don't expect christians to bank there.
And you would also expect a Christian bank soon after the islamic bank.
And when these happens, WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO NIGERIA THEN?[/color]

D man shud jus go and crash.
Sum politicians ar realy tinkin dat we are all bunch of foolish people as a country.
How did he earn N400m insted of N8m anualy?
Wen sanusi acuzd lawmakers of consumin 25% of our anual budget, d senatos went mad.
Now see it.

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Yea!
I won't forget to say thanks to people of your kind. I got that resolved though i had to download an older version 5.2.
Thanks for you interest.

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Thanks for checking in.
I wrote some php scripts and wanted to test them out on my pc before uploading to the server. I therefore downloaded EASYPHP 5.3 from www.easyphp.org.
The problem is, when i start the server, i get an alert box that says: Erro in apache configuration file:
The system cannot execute the specified program.
Edit?
YES, NO.
clicking on yes, opens a note pad containing some bunch of codes. While click on No brings another alert box that reads: ERROR: can't retrieve hash data from web.
please what can i do now.

@posta,
one thing is certain and dats d fact dat u alredy kno wat 2 do.
What ever decision u may take is alredy wat u wanted. Howeva, i wil stil advise u.
If dis was an election, i tink "dump the dude" wud av won. But its dangerous to take such a rash action.
U prayd 4 tru luv and God availd a man whom u luvd. So, weda he had don wat wit ur sista shouldnt be an issue.
The guy desav u bak sins he was courageous enof to tel u the truth as regads his past afair wit ur sista.
Every woman is afta corageous and honest guyz and i tink he is.
Lets luk at it dis way:
ur sista is angry bcuz he told u d truth, ok, what if he neva mentiond it, wud u av known?
So u see wat i mean.
som folks here may call a desperate gurl but hey! Sweet heart, you ar gettin no younger.
Did i hear som1 sayin u ar not too old either? Yes u ar not dear. . . But i guess u ar already above 25 and hmm!
U know what it means.
However, i must say i like ur mode of expresion and u wil make a gud wife.
GOOD LUCK.

You are welcome.
as the topic clearly suggest, you can now get these fairly used laptops at unbelievable prices.
I am not talking about some fairly used junks, i am talking about quality or need i repeat, sound laptops.
LETS SEE THEM.

P3 sound laptops,
Ram : 256mb.
HD : 20gb.
Speed : 300ghz.
Price : N28,000 only.
It has a CD writer Rom.
P4 sound laptops.
Ram : 512mb.
HD : 40gb.
Speed : 1,500ghz.
Price : N34,000 only.
It has a DVD writer Rom.
PM sound laptops.
Ram : 2gb.
HD : 80gb.
Speed : 2,000ghz.
Price : N43,000 only.
It has a DVD write rom.

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vislabraye:

Their union would go a long way to unite Yoruba and Ibo Just imagine Eko Ile and Ujojan or Dayokanu and tpia, . . . . .

lol. . . .
And how dare u tell the world that we are quarelin with yorubas?
Infact, my girl friend is a yoruba gurl so mind ya mouth.
Anyway, as regards the marage nonsense, who cares?

Lol.
And who wouldn't mind if thou attendest or not. Knowest thou not that Nigerians don't even give a damn about people like thee. A god has spoken.
Thou criest? Ho! Go get thy family to weep with thee.

Lol.
And who wouldn't mind if thou attendest or not. Knowest thou not that Nigerians don't even give a damn about people like thee. A god has spoken.
Thou criest? Ho! Go get thy family to weep with thee.

@icebreak,
i shall be expecting your call.
I am not in Lagos as u can see in my profile.
However, like i said, distance is not a problem because i have thought people lots of things over the internet so, i always know how to handle that. Your zeal is the only thing that count.

@tunamania,
u hav no problem provided your zeal is alive.
Contact me and lets get start right away.

You all should just know that i am not just trying to sell any dumb ebook. It will be you and I live on the internet.

You can call me on 08094301125
You can also send me a mail at silasfelix@rocketmail.com
i will teach you  all the basics of web design.
I am not interested in teaching you because of your money but because i luv leaving positive marks in people's lives.
Therefore, you will be the one to tell me what you can offer.
Distance is not a problem because the internet is around. Just contact me and lets get started right away.

NOTE: having a pc (even with no internet connection) or a phone that can browse is necessary.

Talk to you soon!

There is dis scamer dat keep troublin me wit spam mails.
One day, when i got one of his usual mesages, i decided to reply him wit angry words.
When i sent the reply, i got this error mesage from yahoo

"The message you
composed has not been
sent. Such message
blocks are usually caused
by sending a message
whose content has
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If you think that you
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sending the message
using a desktop PC or
contact Customer Care
for assistance.
"
and since then, i have not been able to send emails.
When i send, i keep getting same error mesage.
Please whats the mata wit my mail.
I hav contacted yahoo but it seems all the humans there are too lazy to respond. They keep asignin some usless machines to answer me and these bots dont even undastand my problem.
THANKS AS U HELP.

Yea!
Programing is something that is worth doing. When i haven't started programing, i always wonder how every little thing happens. But hey! Now, i am having fun with it.
@op,
u don't hav to wory of anytin provided your brains are up to the task cuz programing is all about logical thnughts. Also, programin can get frustratin at times especialy when u mis a tin witout knowin what.
Ah! I remember the day i almost cried cuz havin coded for hrs, d tin didn't work. It took me about 6hrs of croschekin only to discover that just an apostrophe was mising.
U need concentration and if GUYZ can do it, GURLZ can.

Lest i forget, my foundation in programin was layed by a female programer in USA her name is Jennifer Kyrin.
GOOD LUCK TO YOU