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that awkward moment snake is being interviewed by journalist about its relationship with nairaland mods, on why every topic about it... hits frontpage

cool

I love Africa!!
Fellow africans lets unite in one spirit of brotherhood,
Dear Africans, mama is calling us home!(all inclusive even our jewish brothers)

hahahaha, best caption I have ever seen, keep it up bro

wow cool

I said ur own caption.

thumbsup op! nice info

when u hear that fuel was hidden at the back of ur own house

Hello nairalanders, this is a challenge.
How good are u in captioning photos or memes, I will start by adding mine first, vote with ur 'likes' oya let the game begin!

nuelzy:
of all ppl it has to b dat horse face ....solid star??

Oga oo! Haba

NLjona:
the name is spelt wrongly...

God bless you sire

Margy:
Lol..you thought you bought cake...

Look at it very well, u will observe something

can someone pls pronounce that name boldly written on the bread, na that one dey vex me pass

I bought this bread and mineral to break my afternoon fasting and prayer, due to the kind hunger wey catch me ehn smh,
this bread's hardness no be for here o, as I tried several times to devour it to no avail, its too elastic like robber, mehn! which kind wahala be this nah? 'the devil is a liar' I thought aloud.
Finally I decided to check the name and this is what I saw...,
I'm yet to recover from the shock, I feel cheated and used, and I have eaten the bread half way, I want to return it to the seller for defrauding me of my hard earned money, and sue the producers silly ass for being this dumb, or what do u say?

Tolullopsy:
I need an android app that can be used to change voice during calls. Just like Nokia Symbian apps that can be used to change voice during calls during Nokia days.

What app can i download to do this for me in android.

bro, there is nothing like voice changer for nokia phones, u can find that in most chiness phones like techno etc. If u doubt me mention one app for nokia that can change voice thanks

"Pictures that will make you absolutely fall in love with Obama"
When I am not gay, op take ur time oo

op is speaking from experience

op drop the video here, ain't clicking any link. These bloggers sef smh

Ajewealth123:
is that a snake? That thing is heavy mhen

Its not much na, is it because the thing dey under cloth

some forces bin looking at them like this

ErnieSmallzz:
Ha! *covers Face* what d hel is dat btwin hiz





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sweedy thats a secret weapon of punny warfare

that awkward moment u think you have dressed to kill in order to impress dem ladies out there

op call me when the girl is finally giving him head

philfearon:
These are psychology facts which are taken from the most experienced and top level psychologists

1.Smells of family members are similar. This is why the average person does not find family members to be attractive; it’s nature’s way of decreasing genetic mutations.

2. Your brain and your stomach are in constant contact with each other which is why some emotions affect our stomachs physically, especially distress.

3.Excessive stress can alter brain cells, structure and function.

4.Almost 70,000 thoughts a day hit the average human mind.

5.On average it takes 66 days to form a habit.

6.If someone makes eye contact with you for 60% of a conversation they’re bored, 80% and they’re attracted to you and 100% of the time then they are threatening you.

7.When it comes to placebo, studies have found that a capsule works better than a tablet, and a syringe works better than a capsule (in terms of how successful the placebo effect is).

8. A placebo effect can work even when the individual is aware that the substance they are taking is a placebo.

9.Though the placebo effect may trick people into thinking they are becoming healthier, it can also harm them in the sense that once they begin taking medications for things that don’t need it, they develop a resistance to that medication so that when they need it, it no longer works.

10. Since the existence of the internet, fewer people claim to be religious.

11.Chewing gum helps your memory to receive a higher test score.

12. The color purple or more specifically ‘lavender’ creates a soothing effect. It is also a great color to have for your bed spreads.

13. In one of Freud’s psychosexual stages, the phallic stage, children become interested in their own Instruments, their parents, and their friends. Accompanied with this stage is the term ‘penis envy’, this is defined as the female child’s realization/resentment that they do not have a penis.

14.Your Short Term Memory is an actual store in your brain, although it has a much more limited capacity than expected- it lasts approximately 20 seconds and can process five to nine things at one time.

15.The sense of falling involved in a dream actually comes from the brain falling asleep too fast and assuming it is dying. The sensation is essentially the brain giving itself an AED.

16. If you fake a smile, even when you’re in a bad mood, that smile will help you feel better and therefore make you happy.

17.Men are attracted to women with clear skin, bright big eyes, rosy lips, and lustrous hair because they are indicators of health and an optimal partner for reproduction.

18.When you yawn and someone else yawns right after it means they were watching you and\or are attracted to you.

19.It is a myth that humans can only use 10% of their brain at any given point. We can actually utilize somewhere around 35% at once.

20.When focusing hard on a task, the human brain will completely block out other things going on, even if it’s right in front of them. It’s called selective attention.

21.Brains in some individuals produce more chemicals compared to others; this is why some people are considered more emotional than others.

22.Besides being sexually appealing, red is also an aggressive color that causes people to appear more intimidating..
Source :Quora

One of the symptoms of #schizoeffectivedisorder or any other related mental disorder

I just dashed them the #1500, Not until they started requesting for 40k, I told them " UR FADA !!!"

I hope the mods are not forcing people to join Islam against their wish. I posted this in education section, and one of the mod pushed it to Islamic section, a topic that is not Islamic related. If they continue like this everybody will leave nairaland for u people, then u can turn it to Islamic forum, thanks.

Fascinating job Interview

OFFICER:- what is your name?

Monday:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- In full please

Monday:- Monday Philips

OFFICER:- your father's name?

Monday:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

Monday:- Marthin Philips

OFFICER:- your native place?

Monday : M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

Monday:- Mkpuma Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

Monday:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Monday:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

Monday:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

Monday:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Monday: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

Monday:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

Monday:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u have M.P

Monday:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Problehm!!!

Don't laugh alone. Send it to those u desire to put smile on their faces. God bless you.
I have sent this to nairalanders because they are my M.P. (My People)

Fascinating job Interview

OFFICER:- what is your name?

Monday:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- In full please

Monday:- Monday Philips

OFFICER:- your father's name?

Monday:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

Monday:- Marthin Philips

OFFICER:- your native place?

Monday : M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

Monday:- Mkpuma Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

Monday:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Monday:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

Monday:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

Monday:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Monday: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

Monday:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

Monday:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u have M.P

Monday:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Problehm!!!

Don't laugh alone. Send it to those u desire to put smile on their faces. God bless you.
I have sent this to nairalanders because they are my M.P. (My People)