₦airaland Forum

ValCon888:
When you were flying 1st Class from Italy to France and back to Germany it was sweeting you. Now you've brought the virus here and want us to pity you.
Unfortunately, we have no sympathy or fùcks to give.

1. Being rich is not a problem or a curse, So I have sympathy for her.
2. Flying 1st class is not made for "some people alone", if you work hard and think smart enough, rather than hating, you'll also be there, so I give a fu(k.
3. Going to France, Italy and Germany is not made for "certain people alone", anyone doing well can go there, so I also give a FU(K.

Today, I pray that your entire generation won't fly to Italy, France or Germany so body will be "sweeting" them. May they live the same life you live now forever.

No, am not cursing you, am just explaining better, what you wish yourself.

It will shock you just how much she may actually want to discuss it with you.
Bring up the idea, and tell her you are not judging her, but want to know everything and how it happens. Don't judge her because of porn, as a Christian, it's bad, but sometimes, it's a stupid addiction.

dre11:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/coronavirus-8-year-old-writes-buhari-donates-n2350.html

An 8 years old girl can't write like that. On the generosity part, there are millions of kids willing to give, but lets be guarded about these type of letters making it to the presidency

Frankyboy1:
Malaria kills Africa more than corona, hunger, boko haram, herdsmen, soot in pH will do more damage, and they never ordered a sit at home or state of emergency, but because the western world shuts down for a disease that is immune to Nigerians cause of our genes and upgraded immune defense mechanism, we copy and shut down too! Thanks to the western world and supremacist mentality! At the end of this whole epidemic, we would struggle with the economic and financial implications, and not the corona shit of a virus which is simultaneousl to flu over here

Burruchaga71:
It can only be Lagos and Ogun State, Ndiara

Anuofia di ka gi

Everything for naija na mamba

mazimee:
I don't know why I always feel bad when I see females caught for petty stealing.

Modified
I made this comment very early in the morning and have been busy since. I Just came online just to see a load of sad pricks we have in this country. If you live a life filled with sadness and bitterness, that's your problem not mine. This is supposed to be my feelings. I'm not responsible for your lack of empathy and humanity.

For the records, I have been stolen from on several occasions. Yet I don't feel like having them being dehumanized for the wrong they did to me.
Y'all should fix yourselves not me.

I totally understands you.

Totilopussylick:
He looks like he’s possessed

Christianity isn't like Islam where you'll be bashed and threaten to get killed when you insult their pastors/cleric
But be careful of what you say. You don't know where you may be picking your next problem from. Lets be guarded.

cruxgemmata:
Not about the social distancing.

Believe me if an infected person is among all these distancing done here, people will be affected.
People will touch same thing he or she touched, (u cant escape that)

Stay at home and avoid social gathering, so easy to comprehend even the holy books say in situations like this, obey the laws of the land. Howz that so hard to understand.

The virus is not thatttttttttttt deadly. Except you touch the surface/object the infected person touches and touch your eyes, nose or mouth. That is how it's transmitted, and not through touching alone.

OluwasureGig:
lol. girls ehh. their wahala just too much. especially the fine ones

I tire oh.. Small time, they will start saying fine girls are always single Na them be this.

But come to think of it, do you think she has a low self-esteem and actually sees you as the one "beautiful" or she's actually not thatttttttttt tidy?

Bros, you want to get married? Do you think marriage is all about $ex and them all? No, it's compatibility, character and understanding. The $ex will tire you, but you see that compatibility, where you guys can laugh at any sh!t together, that there is marriage. If you want $ex, say so.

Idiot, spreading stupid news at this time just for a few clicks that won't be up to $10 sef.

Riele:
Oh I see

No, you were in a haste to castigate saying just 400? Do your country have up to 10 well arranged beds for covid-19 patients?

tillaman:
Nigeria is broke, but even if we are broke as they claimed why can’t we make do with the little we have which I don’t believe we are broke, now the number keeps increasing daily and to make matters worse hospitals are sending patients back due to limited bed space!!!
But all the billions wey dem Dangote and the likes dey donate where are they keeping dem, buy enough medical equipments with the money at least it’s not Nigeria money it was donated abi una wan palm that one again

Nigeria is broke?

SultanOfPuna:
NO PASTOR ON THE LIST
if after you survive corona
And you go back to give Pastor Your tithe

That means your Stupidity is Stronger Than A Nuclear Bomb!!

1. Olodo
2. Mumu
3. Idiot.
4. Goat.
5. Fool
6. Dogfowl.
7. Fishbrain
8. Ode
9. Ewu
10. Nkita

Paul Eneche, Daddy G.O and other ANIONTED MEN OF GOD HAVE DONATED. READ before talking like the top 10 listed above.

wayne4loan:

And what are people waiting to get from you? black man?
Christians are atleast, doing something. They are praying to their GOD and expecting a miracle/cure.
Yet, you blackman, sit your a$$ there, pick your phone and start castigating people doing the little they can.

But you're doing absolutely nothing, in my honest opinion, you're the worst.

#Peace...

Who will pay? FG (through NGR oil funds), State government or from the profits submited by RUGA?
Will Ruga be a state government-owned business or will it belong to one man?
Is this investment of any benefits to the Hausa's in Kano?

9jatriot:
A few days ago this guy was playing politics with this thing, when we tell people that this shit is serious, they do not believe.

You're 100% misinformed. Atiku has always be serious about the Covid-19 virus and informing Nigerians to be safe.

DCmonster:
Because you haven't dated a foreigner,that's why you are yarning bullshit.

you have dated all the foreigners that is why ya are yarning wisdom

GreatResearcher:
100%

that means ya mum is still cheating

bluefilm:
I don't even see it as cheating.

I am just having fun with another woman.

You can go ahead and call it whatever you want.

But I still maintain, I am just having fun.

Your name show say you don go deeper than normal
Lol, everything for your side na fun oh

authentic18:
You honestly don’t know millennial ladies.
I can tell you single women cheat more than single men on an average day. They have so much more options. Don’t let anyone deceive you. They are just very clever at hiding it than guys.



At some point I was becoming a misogynist because of how most Nigerian ladies are with mind games etc. These days I do woo and communicate with Europeans because I feel they are better. The average looking 23 year old Nigerian female is not romantic & feels entitled. There are better women elsewhere to me.
Most Nigerian women are traash to be honest
They’d leave the nice guy for the bad guy, get dumped and begin yelling men are scuum

I totally disagree with you. Gosh, you're so talking without statistics. Do you now the meaning of "most Nigerian ladies"?
That means you've dated more than 50% of them to know that they're trash. How many European ladies have you come in contact with?
You're so hateful of your dark skin, it smells to the high heavens. I won't want to be around anyone like you.

NOwazobia:
Fuuckk-off. how is that your business?

You entered bike, paid transport just to come write that one here?
bro, who pissed you off like this?

Jaeis:
Too damning , can't post it


I've changed my mind.

I went 'down' to take off her panties to give her head and she smelt of gold circle condom lubricant down there.

WTF. I'm still angry about it

damn.. I am even getting angry with you for her now.. Lol, she gave another, didn't wash and decide to give you too..
You're dating an upstreet gal.

IneedSugarMumy1:
So the chief judge will automatically take up the case right
Lol

Information and right guidance. You don't know how important that is, I presumed.
If you're informed about the right things, I guess you won't be where you are today. #Peace.

CheedyJ:
So,u just wake up one morning & get married abi..u won't date d said partner before agreeing to marry abi,fun my dick..

small dick oh

Legitz:
Through her Facebook and WhatsApp chats

She act very perfect & loving ,giving me attention and we see often, i spy on how she draw her phone lock pattern, unlock her phone when she was sleeping, read her chats and was shocked that my holy holy babe is getting drilled by another dick, even sending money to that guy and recharging his line, probably from the money i used to give her, when i showed her what i saw on her phone, she started crying saying she can explain... Well I'm still chopping her nunu till today ,i won't dumped her until i expand her pussy

May people not use your mistake against you too.

ouzo1:
I have never been cheated on.. Rather I am the mess in the relationship.

Them you certainly think you're the best among the rest?
Except you're exceptional, you've met good amazing players.

Winneygirl:
Spent 10 years plotting a revenge?
Evil fool.
I wonder what he will spend the next 10 years of his life doing... Probably monitoring her and not living his own life.
Vindictive fool.

10 years? an idiot is an idiot. Period.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Hmmm
Well, I know for sure that most of them are occultists.

Seen any of them in a meeting. Using the sentence "I know for sure" can get you in deep trouble. Lucky you reside in Naija where anything goes.

AmazingELixir:



The number is still manageable...

gullible. When has Nigeria ever go anything right? So you believe this number?
Lol. Certainly, more than 1,000 people are with this sickness and they'll think its high temperature/fever.
Remember, this virus can stay in the host (body) for 2 weeks+ before showing signs


Only God can help us now.

Shugavee:
There is absolutely nothing like a broke / lazy good man. You can never know the real him till he has some money. You can never know if he’s faithful, except he got money in his pocket!!

So ladies, don’t waste your time, if he doesn’t have a source of income, he is a waste. Always remember that your time and attention is an investment, don’t waste it on some dude who got just sex to offer. Don’t let people single shame you that you go for anything and don’t ever agree that you can only offer sex. They know you have a lot to offer.

YOU ARE A WOMAN!!

The GREATEST TRUTH OF ALL TIMES.
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Sir, your jamb result has nothing to do with first class. It has NOTHING. But has a lot to do with your admission.