Just finished watching this match on my phone and I can say that this AJ can never defeat Tyson Fury with what I just witnessed tonight.

Dude is boring and was outclassed by the smart Usyk.

How this one take carry me comot from 9ja? Omo me one to japa and I need sure plug abeg nor be Boma and he six packs dey do me.

Who bbnaija help!

See as men fresh. But we nor see the oyibos wen come taste our jollof oh.

Naija Jollof to the world

My guy do come. Premier league go to hot this season. If Man city like make dem sign Messi and Mbappe join.... na Chelsea ( Champions of Europe) get the league this season

Chelsea till I 6ft

The fear of Messi and Neymar relationship na the beginning of wisdom

Goodluck, young champ.

Topshow4real:


While you stay at home for 14days, keep submitting CV on indeed and naukrigulf. Don't waste the 14days doing nothing. You can make and edit cv on your phone, it's not hard.

Bro how do you make CVs? Is it with your credentials as a graduate from Nigerian universities? Please I'm planning on leaving Nigeria soon and trying to get all the infos I can.

Help a brother, please

ebuka10box:
truth is most Nigerians dont settle down to find a job that suits them so at the end ,they start complaining.
5 nairalanders that called me outta the 9 have gotten employment but the crazy thing is these guys didn't even stay up to a week in uae before getting these jobs. I know 3 months is short but please no rush in life and please dont rush jobs u know nothing about because of 2 years Visa. 2 years no be 2 days oooo.
At least find something u enjoy doing a little . I almost missed a good job opportunity cos I was in a haste but God never fails,story for another day.
I'm happy for the Nigerians that secured a job ,dont get it twisted but no rush or no shortcut to heaven... I was almost sweet mouthed to join a construction company,lolz.

Chairmo, I'm about to process my a Dubai visa and I'd be very happy if you put me through when I eventually land. I met a guy here too and he has been very very helpful. I'd love to have more people over there and get advice and help from you guys.

Is it the number on your signature on WhatsApp? I'd love to message you over there if that's ok with you. Thanks

tonididdy:

Inform me a week before your trip

Wow that's a relief. Thank you, bro.

I'll definitely let you know. Gracias.

tonididdy:

Make friends online, am sure you can find someone to accommodate you for the night. If I was in town I do accommodate freely Till you find your own place which is a must.

So do so.... Make friends online, they can even pick you up @the airport

Bro I appreciate your response, but if you have a friend who can help me out when i finally get there, I'd be very grateful.

I'm still in Nigeria though, but by the grace of God I'll be in Dubai soon. I just pray this trip favours me

Derende:

I just pointed out that if I was availed with all the info I had about Dubai before coming here I would have used the money for something else because it is not really worth the vibe.
I don't regret coming here. As I said in the beginning of this thread Dubai is a just a step for me to get to my future destination.

I get you. I'm also planning on taking the same step and I'd love for you to be of help and provide me with advices and all that since you've been there before me and you seem to be a kind and good man.

Please if it's ok with you let me know how to contact you on a personal level. Thank you.

Please NLanders, I know this isn't in any way related to the topic but I'd love for you guys to advice a brother.

Starting a business here or leaving the country for Dubai to hustle, which should I go for? I'm in a dilemma. Please brothers give a brother good advice and suggestions, thanks.

Derende:
Thanks alot. It is good to be honest when it comes to issues about life, it doesn't mean I was deceived about the prospects in UAE before my coming here means that I will start deceiving my fellow Nigerians that are about coming here. The problems lots of Nigerians encounter in this country is mostly from our fellow Nigerians in the UAE. They dupe and mislead their brothers in all aspects from visa procurement, charge you money to pick you at the airport, collect money for jobs irrespective of how demeaning the job is , inflate money for accommodation all in the guise of helping you .
I met a man of about the age range of 45 to 48 years last week in a friend place who a Nigerian Agent procured a three months visa for at the rate of 950,000 naira, after a lot of threat from some Nigerians here, the agent finally enrolled the man on a Sira course, but the man is already on a two week overstay due to issues I don't really know.
When you are in UAE avoid most of your brothers called Nigerians, you can get job yourself here just that it might be below your expectations but you need to start from somewhere.
Actually if I knew or got this information I had now before embarking on this trip I would have invested this money into something viable or apply to a UK University for my master's .
The reason lot of people are stuck here is the fact that they don't have anything to go back to at home, only those that weigh their options and go back are those that still have one or two things to go back to .

So are you regretting leaving the country for Dubai?

israelinvests:
get ur visa first .. . U can look for job ..onnjob's site in Dubai... accommodation is always available 8f u have ur money.... Its depends... 900k it's a way too much.... Remember , other expenses are not there.... Like yellow card 7k, vip covid test, 76k, hotel expenses and other bills... Have been posting job's opportunity here. Why can't u apply directly from ur phone ?

I suspected it was much too. But if I get to Dubai without an accommodation, how do I get where to sleep when I finally get there?

And this expenses you listed, am I going to do them here in nigeria or over there?

I just met an agent for Dubai visa.... he made an estimate of everything it was about 900k.

He promised work, accommodation and said its legit. But I'm scared because the prices I've been seeing from nairalanders isn't even up to 400k..

Please OP, do you think this agent can secure me a job and accommodation for real? Someone please advice me before I make someone richer, thanks.

Kkzy90:


Lol
Bro trust me, I'm the most cold blooded mvtherfvcker on earth when it comes to emotions..

You're mouthed. Zero emotion when dealing this vagina people

I'll bring a hottie and we'll get down with it.

But if she tries to bring a man into the equation, na her papa house she go spend the rest of our "forever after"

Kkzy90:
Okay,this ish happened recently to one of my closest friends.
He came to me 2 days ago to narrate his ordeal, according to him he started noticing strange changes in his body some days ago and decided to go for a test.
Turned out he got an infection,then he confronted his bae of 4years plus.this girl pledged her faithfulness and blamed it on toilet and stuffs.
This is a girl he rented and furnished a house for,assisted her financially via her school. She's actually waiting for nysc now.
He took her for same lab test and treatment just to be on the safe side,along the line a call came in..well your guess is as good as mine..
Contacts name is "My Irreplaceable ".
Turned out she has been sleeping with one small broke boy that lives in the compound where my guy paid for her,when my guy confronted her she begin para oh,form vex storm out of the place and stopped picking his calls.
My guy had the guts to send people to talk to the girl so she can forgive him,when it didn't work he paid her a visit Tuesday morning.
Guess what, the girl didn't grant him access into the house cos the compound boy spent the night with her in her room my friend paid for oh.
My friend come meet me open mouth dey tell me sey he dey heart broken, that he has been pleading with her to calm down cos he wants to pay her bride price by December even after all this incidents..
Now my question is-
Is that Simping, Madness or the girl knack am Juju cos me I'm not understanding again..

That your friend, if not you, na the oga kpatakpata of all simps.

If I get this kind brother, I go arrange boys make them beat craze comot he body

Burna, call me make I help u hold it na ah swear e nor go loss. If e loss I go do another one for u

You've made Nigerians proud. Nor be Buhari wen dey disgrace he ancestors upandan think say na we he dey disgrace

Make una carry the fight go Aso Rock.

This people suppose come together fight this our leaders wen one use us count scores.

TruthHurts1:
I feel it is fair to warn my fellow brethren of the latest trick adopted by Gold diggers.

It's beginning to look as if signing a prenup is no longer going to protect some guys because the latest trick by gold diggers is to claim that they were forced into signing the prenup. The reason for doing this is simple: Under the common law which is applicable to both the United States and Nigeria, any agreement obtained by force or coercion is invalid and will be set aside. Once they can get a court to set aside the prenup, Omo your own don cast! They will walk away with half or even more than half of your wealth.

So please be on guard against this latest trick by gold diggers!

True, but I have to be wiser if I want to keep my wealth.

Any sign of refusal and manipulation by her omo na there marriage end oh. But this na for those wen one marry sha, as for Wizdom, marriage nor fit ever happen.

Born for me and check front. That's the only usefulness them bitches get. If u comot Bleep, I nor see wetin I need them for oh bros.

If only SIMPS go watch and see how real niggaz dey handle bitches... nor even look ha face wen she begin cry those stupid cry.

This is a real nigga mehn and bros don code say the bitch one play fast one on am by shedding those crocodile tears.

Sign that prenup bitch and stop crying. Men are getting wiser and I'm so damn happy.

Take the redpill and be in control at all times.

Mods abeg make una push this thing go front page as e dey hot make my fellow kings gather see am and gain knowledge

Abeg who get money wen he nor dey use at the moment make he borrow me, I one go Europe go hustle ones I pepper red for my side, I go pay back

Nigeria don tire my spirit, body and soul.... I one to japa

SmellySperm:

Mary J must be included in the list

You sabi the voltage, bro

1- SK

2- Condom

3- Codeine

4- Tramadol

5- 5litres of fuel



Don't thank me, bro. Happy married life in advance

Na who go read this textbook you carry put for here?? Na wa oh.

You for kuku write book begin sell to tell ur story na. See higher education kinda story

Nor be for where simps dey oh. The moment them meet any creature with kpekus ah na worshipping things they go put her first come put their family and friends for back back.

Simps nor dey ever disappoint. Them be the masters of putting women on pedestals.

My guy hurt her, make una stop all dis rubbish una dey do. If na she one leave you she go use mouth finish u 2seconds.

Make una sef dey dey brutal like them vaginal people. Na wa oh! Hurt her. If u like go turn simp for ontop single woman matter.

DonTattaglia:


Their hustling no pass Ashewo work na. The only category of ladies i respect are academically sound career women who respect their husbands and still keep their family tight. Remove t0t0 from women, 90% of them in Naija will be so bleeped up.

You nor see that blockhead for up there don begin talk about toto? na the only thing dem sabi...

Dating a Nigerian girl is big waste of time, bro. They nor worth our time and toasting, no cap!

pansophist:

Does that nonsense even work? Especially for men that their common sense is in charge of their under.

Big man, don't know if it works but I don't even care. Whether it works or not, make she go work because 10naira she nor go see

Poanan:


and please dont demand for sex.

I was expecting for one dumbo to say this, and voila, she don show

If u be una be olosho make una dey talk this thing in time so we go begin quick dey bargain price. Make una nor dey disguise.

I still dey talk am.... before babe go see my money chop she better go buy kayamata put for ur kpekus. And the crazy thing be say even with the kayamata, my money nor go touch ha hand.


Make una go hustle, bunch of lazy girls.

This is an eye opener for those simps out there. Even if they read this some of them will still choose a pussy over blood, they can't help it.

Mods, please move this piece go front page make men learn one or two.

#BloodOverPussy!