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004gist:
You are the one crying here. Am responding to what onyema said. I agree with his views having been here.. If u earn 400k in Nigeria you are better off most especially now as naira continues to gain strength.

No hug transformers oh. Since u hate your country n prefer to lick onyebo yash

sonofanarchy:
Continuation....

Navigating through the terrain wasn't easy, even the bike guy had to ask someone a way out to access the main road to the park. If not for onome, it would have been so difficult for me and probably lost my way. We rode for some minutes, then we finally arrived the park. From Bobo doulasou to ougadogu was 7,500 CFA, I quickly paid. I called onome, I'm at the park and will soon depart to ougadogu. The bus left Bobo doulasou at 2pm

...
I will briefly describe onome, she's a Nigerian From the South, petite,dark skin with nice ass. She has been shuttling Nigeria - Burkina Faso for 2 years, she understand the language and terrain. According to her, her uncle's wife own a restaurant in ougadogu so she sometimes help but she told me she's into female hair treatment.

I will not really say much on what went down at the hotel but there was no sex between I and onome. I want to keep her private. After much sleep, can't find onome when I woke up, I called her, she said she wants to get food, Nigerian food from her aunt restaurant, she will be back. Finally I could eat something better. All through my journey I turned carnivorous because all I had was fried guinea fowl, suya water and little fruit.

...

While waiting for our passports, a guy walked up to me and asked if I'm heading to Nigeria, I said No, trying to be security conscious, I don't know who is who, he said he saw my passport that's why he's asking. I said I noticed too. He seems lost and depressed 😞. Later on after much scrutiny, I asked him series of questions and gat to find out, he was a victim of scam job but the difference between us, he lost everything, he never came back with anything. He showed me his before and after pictures. I will mistake him to be an imposter because he looked so dark and slim now.

He told me, he was into okrika business, he was doing well, until a man, whom he regarded so much and to make matters worse, this man that convinced him to come to Burkina Faso is a pastor. He said he's going back to Abia state to start all over again from the scratch. I felt for him.

I tend to find out, the guys operates differently with wide spread networks all across Burkina Faso. As we speak, thousands of Nigerians are being deceived just because of the challenging situation in the country.

We arrived Cotonou safely, I went straight to seme border to stamp myself in. We parted ways when we arrived badagry.

Y'all should say hi to Neche

The End

Daaaz0409:
Good evening bosses please does anyone know how much is immigration health surcharge for student visa currently. Single applicant and 1 year masters. I’m getting conflicting answers on google

Alabidele45:
Thank you
Also if the payment is in USD ..and if I’m to use £ card how do i calculate the exchange so as to get the accurate or it’ll be indicated in £ too
And is the IHS payment and visa fee on the same page/step

AishaDant:
We have been dating for exactly two years now and to be honest, he is a very sweet and romantic man. I absolutely adore him because he is kind, caring, gentle and considerate. He also listens... Most men these days, do not listen. My boyfriend listens when it comes to most things. However, when it comes to matters of the bedroom, he is closed-minded, shy and quite reluctant. These are a huge turn off for me but I know nobody is perfect so I talk to him about it and it goes in one ear and out the other. He says fine he would try harder and do what I ask but when the time comes, he shys away, leaving me upset and even frustrated.

Am I being too coded? Alright! He enjoys bjs... He would moan, shake - these things I enjoy. I absolutely enjoy being able to fully satisfy him but what of me? He does not give head!
Crazy huh? Imagine wanting and enjoying something you refuse to give. How is your partner supposed to feel?
Oh and for those of you wondering, I am extremely clean. Maybe too clean even.
This is a problem for me. He is too reserved and finds it difficult to try new things.
Guess what guys? He is talking about marriage when he cannot even satisfy me in the bedroom. I just smile and change topics because I know I am not gonna marry him.
I don't want to be sad and miserable. I am young and I want to be happy and satisfied.

He wants to introduce me to his family officially before he comes to see my family this December. What do I do? He is a very nice man and he is well-behaved, sane, stable but he does not know how to satisfy a woman in the bedroom. What do I do?

OH and he is not on nairaland. He thinks nairaland is boring. He prefers Instagram so hopefully he doesn't see this ever. 😒

illuminaty:
Thanks

I applied for Mres international relations

I just applied for my CAS yesterday afternoon

Can I please get your number so we could connect and I could ask you some questions??

Would appreciate

Best Regards

illuminaty:
Hi

Please are you going to the university of Wolverhampton??

Have you gotten your CAS??

How long did it take to get your CAS and what degree are you going in for??

Would appreciate your kind response

Cheers!!!

KingDeity:
If you can take out your time to read thru previous threads, you would notice that someone did stuff like this and the case officer mistook the account balance in USD to be NGN and the fellow was denied visa on the grounds of insufficient funds, although he applied for admin review and i think he later got the visa. In my own opinion, I would suggest you use only NGN account, but if you insist on merging account, kindly attach an SOP to this effect, wishing you good luck. Cheers fam

winner01:
Thanks. That has been a concern because due to the information I was given, I was planning to use only one year experience from when I completed my last degree which was Aug 2018.

But if it's allowed to use years of working experience while on school, that's even great.

The person who gave me the information also has 3+ years working experience but finished her masters April 2019 and she's done her ECA report, so she's waiting for April 2020 to be able to claim 1 year working experience.

SchwarzMann:
Hello bro,
Please can you share the materials for bcs it exam

DexterousOne:
Unilag abi?

olasworld:
Did you get to the registrar's office to confirm? I was there but was told there is no verification mail

olasworld:
Good people in the house please I need your advice. I received a mail from WES on 29th Nov 2019 that a verification mail was sent to Unilag. Till now, the school is yet to respond and when I visited the school, i was told that the mail has not been received.
I contacted WES and it was confirmed again that the verification mail was sent last year.
Please should I do? Although I was told another mail will be sent after 7weeks but what is the guaranty that the school will get it again.

Wendyok:
Woooow...I don't know what to do...just started the Wes process...now I am waiting for unilag to send my transcript to Wes....
With all these now...I wouldn't have used Wes....what did your wife use please....
I am not happy with unilag slow responses..please advice on the evaluation body that suits unilag....

wolexy07:
Thank you very much. Yes, those are the exact assumptions. Unfortunately, I do not have a sibling in Canada.

I am aware passing the TEF is quite a tall order for me but I am just thinking of alternatives.

What's your take? Would you advise I take CIMA instead? What are my chances considering I have no Accounting experience? I don't have flair for Accounting but I am willing to prepare and give it a shot.

Mamaroon:
Great plan sir.
Does your 422 consider your age, does it assume both you & spouse have ECA and IELTS and that spouse is accompanying and that your work exp is at least 3 yrs? Do you have a sibling in Canny?

There is a TEF thread but it's not a quick kill like CIMA or BCS so please be sure you need it....
https://www.nairaland.com/4672912/all-tef-candidates-canada-immigration#70227147

Eagles92:
I strongly advise that you start preparing to add another certificate to your educational qualification....short courses preferably considering your age, cos the more you age, the more you lose points. You can ask about CIMA, if you have a certain amount of hr 3xperience, cipm can waive the exams for you so you apply for membership using your years of experience.......I know they do this but I dont know the entire process

Get your hubby to join you on this, so you apply as a family an the younger person with the higher qualifications and work experience be principal applicant

Lastly, if those two aren't enough, one of you should start French classes and write the exam quickly.

dubajek:
Lasu! Lasu! Lasu! Frustrating

apach4ever:
Hi guys,

If like me you registered your PSN account with a South African address because Nigeria isn’t included and you are experiencing difficulties in funding your wallet to download games and stuff, I have a solution.

Having suffered trying to fund directly via my banks’ debit/prepaid cards on the PlayStation store and discovering the hard way our cards are no good for such transactions, I decided to look for a way to purchase a PlayStation network prepaid card denominated in Rand as this is the only type that’ll work on the SA store.

I came across 3 sites, www. cheapcodes. co. za, www. takealot. com and cardcodes .com,  cheapcodes and takealot accept card payments but reject Nigerian cards (wonder why?).

Cardcodes however require a PayPal account and are very reliable. Just ensure your PayPal account is verified and your transaction will fly. The code will be sent via email to you and you can load it on your account and start your purchases, that’s that – time for me to download some retro PSone/PSP games.

Daminomics:
Thanks so much sir. One more question please. I will like to know if the timer will stop counting whenever I logout or it will keep counting

askseunoladele:
HOW TO GET MARRIED ON A 20K SALARY!

If age is no longer on your side, you have found the woman you want to marry but your salary is the barrier between you and your marital promised land, you earn 20k or a little more per month, your sexual urge is getting uncontrollable, you are over 30 and your fiancee wouldn't mind settling down with you, here is the practical way to survive on a 20k salary!

1. Pay your tithe 10%

2. Save 10%

3. Get a room apartment where you will not be paying more than 2k per month.

4. With neighbours, your NEPA bill should not be more than #500:00.

5. Feeding for both you and wife not more than 10k. Always buy your foodstuff in bulk every month, you will save lots of money.

6. Keep 10% for emergencies, that is 2k.

7. The remaining #1,500 will be shared between you and your wife as pocket money. You 1k, wife, #500.

Now listen: you can only do this on the conditions given below:

1. Your wife will get a job to assist you financially so that both of you will put money together to start a business, look for a higher paying job or run your vision that will yield profits, enlarge you and move to a higher level of comfort and wealth. Discuss this thoroughly in courtship and ensures she agrees. That is what courtship is about: to discuss your future and see if you can walk together (Amos 3:3).

2. No baby for the first 2 years while you both work harder and get something better or extra doing to cater for the baby. Discuss this thoroughly. Visit a family planning clinic and get an advise on which family planning method will work for you. Withdrawal sometimes fail and calculating the ovulation period is not completely reliable but if she is very diligent, can consistently monitor her ovulation, you may take the risk but combining with CD is better (I'm talking to mature adults here).

3. There will be pressure from your family especially your mother for her to get pregnant. Stand up for her, shield her, be a man and let your mum know that for personal reasons, it's your decision for her to delay pregnancy. Marriage is for mature men and women, not for boys and girls. You should be responsible and have the final say in your marriage. Your decisions are between you and your wife, whatever anyone else says is secondary! Protect her from your family, stand up for her!

4. Pray diligently and consistently for God to enlarge you.

5. Map out practical plans for you to achieve your dreams.

6. Have the faith that can move mountains! The Bishop Oyedepo and Fela Durotoye's type of faith: These men had almost nothing when they started but their wives were working and assisted them till they broke through.

You can make it before you get married. You don't have to get married on a salary of 20k. The Lord can surprise you with a better job, profitable business or great contracts before you marry, if not yet then don't wait till you are in your 50s before you settle down.

"Two are better than one..." is what the Holy Book says. With your wife's full support and strong faith in you, you will break through the ceiling of limitation and emerge into your glorious destiny. FEEL FREE TO SHARE. God bless you, cheers!
© Seun Oladele, 2017.
www.askseunoladele..com

moorevic:
As the coordinator of the rich dudes, we decline any form of association with her.
The middle class dudes can have her.

lordkit400:
A Nigerian lady on Twitter @cocothebody explains why she can never be faithful to a broke partner.


See below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/08/16/nigerian-lady-on-twitter-explains-why-she-can-never-be-faithful-to-a-broke-partner/


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