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North Africans are always fond of these antics. But they took it too far this time around.. It might backfire on them and they will get sanctioned

Kid, shut up. "nobody" is an absolute word. His wife voted for him, his kids and Immediate relatives did, several of my yorubas colleagues in my previous office did, our MD at that time did. My present boss did. My present landlord did, all those indigenes in my area did. Even the northern Muslim guys we used to work together did... I can go on and on. That is the basis on which he now rigged the rest to enter power.
And these set of people will still vote him in 2027

dan4oster120:
I repeat nobody voted T.pain into power... Stop talking trash

They will still vote using tribe and religion. Nothing can stop that.

phantom:
It's really unfortunate! 😔.. Next time, vote with your head and not your heart. Shun tribalism and religion... those sentiments get us no where!

His paymasters at IMF and World Bank instructed him to do both simultaneously.

MakindeHassan:
I don’t understand why people are expecting a reduction in pump price. Naira is $/1700 so ideally PMS should be selling around 1,500/liter without subsidy.

If your Jagaban had removed subsidy first and waited before floating naira, the highest PMS would sell for when naira was $/500 would be around N400/liter.

Your first class accountant was in a hurry to prove himself and act tough without appointing economic advisers to guide his policy so he did both at once. Enjoy your N1k+/liter in peace.

The man has quickly "retired" the two younger pastors whom he considers competition. This will pave the way for his son

Most upscale yorubas are rationalising the current economic blunders of this administration to be some form of "needed" discomfort, they and the core northerners did same during Buhari's perilous regime. Tribal loyalty is such a bad thing.

They are still looking for Ibos to spite

GreyWolf01:
Elo fôkân balę.

Emilokan.


Be patient.


See how stupid APC id10ts look now?

See how f**lish?

Tribal bots have as usual sprang up in defence of their lords and masters.

So long there are Ibos to hate. There is no problem.

I'm not Ibo. Can't you see how foolish you sound? Tribal stooge.

Josephkabila12:
you m0ron ib0s will learn surely

Bring it on, I don't have anything to lose. I obey all the laws, but thugs sponsored by the state are still looking for how to make my life miserable. If that upsets you, then I can't help your worthless life

Josephkabila12:
you know what, that fire u dey look for e go reach ur door step soonest....

Stop been a stooge.
I am a law abiding citizen, that is what makes me refuse to bow to thuggery, whether sponsored by the state or not. If that angers you as a tribal simpleton, then I can't help your miserable worthless life

ChiefOloye:
Stop being lawless, it may haunt you, one day!

KAI, LASTMA, etc are not citizens. They are state sponsored thugs. All over the world, soldiers brutalize thugs. If not, one day the thugs will take over the country

VaginaAcademic:
I've never heard or seen anywhere American British or French soldiers brutalizing civilians

What lawful duties were they engaged in? Agberoes in uniform "lawful" duties abi? These state sponsored thugs whose mandate it is to make life in Lagos hell for the struggling middle class. From KAI to LASTMA, to their kangaroo courts inside alausa where they auction off mid level cars to car dealers racket? Now they are demolishing shops of struggling middle class people, while people trade blatantly in the streets. Of course there is always a technicality to cite "the approved building plan bla bla bla".. But the technicality never applies to the very poor or the very rich, na only middle class. Same way, a danfo will break all traffic rules, but a camry will be pounced on technicalities, no matter how hard he tries to abide by traffic rules...
A street trader will criss cross the road, but a decently dressed office worker will be groped and humiliated by thugs for attempting to cross same street.
Na only burst dem burst dis one head, soon people shall start doing vigilante against these state sponsored thugs. Keep talking about bullshyyt laws.

This trolling is now stale na, haba... Move on,... abi where you not integrated in the new trolling contract to support the Tinubu regime too? Did they leave you behind?

LordviccoDaGuru:
Obituary Wailers will not sleep tonight Buhari their worst nightmare is back and walking freely

weeding means exactly what you think "de-weeding" means! 😂...

Sultty:
fg needs to probe dangote after probing nnpcl. These companies needs de-weeding

Salewa the tribal defender

Salewa97:
Toh

The prices of fuel across Nigeria would soon be harmonized. The new price regime would also be announced

Everyone is blaming the man.
I have been in his shoes before. When a woman cheats on you, she hates it when you try to handle it in a cool manner because she will do everything to instigate a physical fight, I'm not talking instigating by verbally insulting you, I'm talking instigate by them physically assaulting you, and you being forced to defend yourself.. I don't know if they somehow feel that the only way to remedy what they did is to pay in terms of physical harm to themselves... Its twisted.
I saw it firsthand...

Nice tips... The nerves can be quite unsettling tho.. I think what OP meant to say about nerves is that "there is nothing you can do about them"
What can help is to look at some members of the audience and say to yourself "shey na this John wey no get head I go dey nervous for?" it helps

You have nailed it! That's my spec

ChiefJusticeFuc:
Especially when the chic is slim and has a jiggly ass .

I swear it is soooo sexy!

ChiefJusticeFuc:
I don't know about you but I have a fetish for natural sagging tits.

I don't care. It has nothing to do with me.
Both sides discriminate against me cos I'm a black man. I am not a slave to either of their religions, so I don't have any obligation to take sides with both sets of fanatics.
So make una enjoy

Look at this goat. Do incoming and outgoing security guard commanders of the presidential guards brigade "just wear uniforms for sake of parade" and have their citations read Who is this clown?

Kalapizim:
Don't be silly, they are actually not majors but wearing the rank for the sake of the parade.

Yesterday, at the independence parade, the two guard commanders were both born in 1997 (27yrs old), and commissioned 2nd Lt. in 2021. But are now Majors in 2024!
Nigerian military is a joke. Look at kids with pips on their shoulders because they are from a particular ethnic group or have a godfather.

I salute the judge for upholding THE LAW.
This is exactly what the lastma people say when they emasculate and traumatise you: they gleefully tell you "It is the law".. So, hope they now see that the law works both ways.
The werey died like a chicken looking for a free car to auction in their kangaroo alausa mobile court.
Even as the knife was slitting his throat, he was still calculating how much will come to him when the car is auctioned to their syndicate car dealer.
Shioor!

Fixed

EmekaBlue:
Joker

USAIsreal will take on all of them the same time

I don't care. It has nothing to do with me.

K

Oga, I'm a muslim. I'm currently doing my PhD in Corporate Strategy, in the Dept of Business Administration and Management.
I don't have to study anything religion that won't impact my nation

Omoboricash:
You can also enrol and get Phd in christian relgion studies (CRS). At least he is Phd hold in islamic studies. Knowlegde is a knowledge.

The man got a PhD in Islamic studies. He was born into an islamic theological royal family, just like most africans, he is merely reinforcing what he grew up to know. There is nothing out of the box here.. No new addition to knowledge.

And for someone in public service, Islamic studies is not what a third world country like Nigeria needs to develop.