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Politics / Re: Acting IG Egbetokun Due To Retire In 2024 by wonder233: 4:42pm On Jun 20, 2023
I don't care, it has nothing to do with me
Romance / Re: The Worst Thing You've Found From Checking Your Partner Phone by wonder233: 4:01pm On Jun 20, 2023
Almost everyone is saying they don't check their partners phones because they want "peace of mind". It simply means that deep down, people know their partners/spouses are unfaithful.
Whether we admit it or not, monogamy is unworkable. Humans are just deceiving themselves by imposing an impossible condition on themselves.
Humans, just like other animals, are instinctively drawn to varieties. Mental acuity can't eradicate this, highest, it moderates it. But there must be variety

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Politics / Re: Clearing The Air On Issue Of Whether Ikechukwu Ogala Is Igbo, Myself Being From by wonder233: 3:52pm On Jun 20, 2023
There are some ibo names that even the most deep ibo speaker don't know their meanings:
For instance OBILAKABA, a friend of mine from Imo state bears that name, till date, no other ibo person could say what the name means.
One of my colleagues during NYSC surname was OKOGBUE, she kept trying to defend her ibo heritage when we all gist.
ganisucks:

What does Ogala mean in Igbo. You don't have to lie to prove your point.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Service Chiefs And Their State Of Origin (Picture) by wonder233: 9:04am On Jun 20, 2023
See citizens squabbling about tribe and religion. Those are the only things that have meaning to Nigerians. What a fvvcked up country.

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Politics / Re: Throwback Of New IGP, Egbetokun At Tinubu's Coronation 33 Years Ago by wonder233: 9:00am On Jun 20, 2023
This was in year 2000. So it is 23 years ago not 33years ago
MrBroke:
35 years ago

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Politics / Re: Service Chiefs: The Package Came With All The 'isms' - Sowore by wonder233: 8:53am On Jun 20, 2023
Ogella is not ibo. He is Igalla
stanluiz:
Sowore is right.

No difference from Buhari appointment when he was president. Only difference is that buhari did not appoint any body from the south East.

Anyway, Buhari and Tinubu are the same. The way buhari give appointment to his fulani brothers, Tinubu is doing the same.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Retires All Service Chiefs, Advisers, Customs CG, IG Of Police by wonder233: 9:45pm On Jun 19, 2023
No bro, the police has equivalence in ranks to the military. A DIG of police is the equivalent of a Lieutenant-General of the army, a Vice Admiral of the navy and an Air Marshall of the airforce.
ganisucks:
And so it begins. After the meeting with Grey beard, Baba Lagos declared war on the cabal.

Made Ribadu the NSA chief. What an insult. A police DIG to command military generals.

I laff😅🤣😂

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Politics / Re: Lagos Advocates Safe Conversion Of Petrol To LPG As Fuel For Domestic Use by wonder233: 12:23pm On Jun 19, 2023
I ain't converting shiyt. I'll use petrol for petrol appliances and I'll use gas for gas appliances.

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Romance / Re: One Thing I Noticed About Smelling Kpekus by wonder233: 9:40pm On Jun 18, 2023
I once met a very beautiful girl who stank so badly down there. When I told her she was angry and said that I was insulting her that no guy ever told her that. I told her, they didn't want her to get offended. I asked her if she can't smell herself, she said no. I said, well that's funny cos the smell is so strong.
Told her to get herself tested and treated for BV (bacteria vaginosis). She did, and later admitted to me the smell was gone. So I said, for you to admit the smell is gone means you actually knew it was there all along, but you felt too proud to do anything about it and foolish guys were managing it like that.

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Romance / Re: A Guy Made An Obituary Banner For A Girl Who Scammed Him(photos) by wonder233: 1:03pm On Jun 17, 2023
I endorse this.
I remember when I met one lady online back then, we talked about her visiting, she asked for tfare. I decided to make an exception from my rule of not sending money in advance. I asked for a video call to at least verify its really the person. Satisfied, I sent the money. Only for her to call back and say she didn't receive it. Even calling back on video call for me to see that she had packed her bag, that I should resend it the money. I then realised that she was trying to get me to keep sending money. When she saw that I've realised, she blocked me
Religion / Re: Video Of Happie Boys Apologizing To OPM Pastor While Rejecting His Latest Offer. by wonder233: 11:16am On Jun 16, 2023
When this news newly broke, I told my colleagues that the real issue is that those guys don't want to come back to Nigeria and not because their education has been stalled. I told them that even if another philanthropist decides to pay flight ticket for them to come back to Nigeria to escape being "stranded", they will reject it. The whole hullabaloo was to get public opinion to force OPM to continue coughing up scarce dollars to keep them abroad.
Now, the pastor did the simple experiment of getting them tickets and continuing schooling in Africa, and they have rejected it. So it is clear now to everyone what was going on

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Education / Re: Students’ Loan: FG To Introduce Tuition Fees In Universities by wonder233: 4:02pm On Jun 14, 2023
No be only "borning"... Oluwasyi, can't you see what those you're defending have done to you?
oluwaseyi0:


oga ade I attended federal school tution fee is completely free, even my reciept have tution fee as zero naira


can't you see all what you listed are mostly departmental or developmental levies, all your so called fees for your 4 years can't even pay one lecturer for half a semester

imagine a whole UI and Unilag, Yabatech school fees not even up tp 50k, how wont lecturer be striking with that

you even said you paid for your feeding, lol magician full this country so you expect government or better still NGO organisation to be feeding you?

if your parent can't feed you in school, they have no business borning you

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Education / Re: Students’ Loan: FG To Introduce Tuition Fees In Universities by wonder233: 3:56pm On Jun 14, 2023
Brutality!! see the kind of people constituting nuisance online?
Better people are trying to see how the country will be better for the common man, these wretched ethnic bigots don't mind mortgaging the future of their unborn kids, if it will spite a particular ethnic group
JasonScoolari:
When you stop mistaking me for your Dad and concentrate on your 15k primary school teacher job, more offers will come.

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Celebrities / Re: Excited Chef Frames Texts Of Order Davido Placed In Her Restaurant (Pix, Video) by wonder233: 3:34pm On Jun 14, 2023
Bloggers stop voicing over videos. You're reducing your traffic by doing so.
People clicked to watch the video and listen for themselves, they don't need your horrible voice in the background to guide them through the video.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Rewards Jack Rich With An Oil Export License by wonder233: 10:17am On Jun 14, 2023
Tien Jack Rich... The man's personal story is an inspiration to me.
You can go on YouTube to search for the story as narrated by himself.
Food / Re: Professor Abayomi, FUOYE VC Visits Chef Dammy (Video, Photos) by wonder233: 10:00pm On Jun 13, 2023
A chef in Ogbomoso has said he will go 150hrs, in the coming weeks. Another in Ibadan says she is going 200hrs after that.
This is just like 2015 when one guy trekked for Buhari and was massively celebrated. Only for everyone to stay trekking 🤣🤣🤣

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Romance / Re: How I Banged My Female Lecturer by wonder233: 8:27pm On Jun 13, 2023
Fantasy of a Nigerian small boy

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Acting Funny These Days by wonder233: 10:46am On Jun 13, 2023
Forget about the financial issues she is trying to bring up, The pregnancy wasn't for you. It is the classic reason many ladies insist on aborting.

And even if you think its for you, she has clearly shown, she is not interested in starting small with you. And she desperately needs to maintain that single status outlook in order not to scare away more eligible men.
But in the meantime, you're the mugu she is using to pass time before better people come along.

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Politics / Re: Akpabio Wins Senate President Election by wonder233: 9:36am On Jun 13, 2023
I agree with that. I worked in akwa ibom shortly after he left office, there were lots of visible changes. And the "off your mic" episode showed he was someone who wasn't afraid to say the hard truth.
MrHighSea:
This man has a beautiful career journey.
Nigeria is heading for the best.

They still sing his story in Akwa Ibom.
He is known for good leadership and defender of the common man.

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Food / Re: I Love This Combo So So Much! This Combo Is My Cocaine! Won't feel Alright If... by wonder233: 9:57am On Jun 12, 2023
Ozuo, tigernut drink had nothing to do with your dick being hard. This is why politicians are using your heads in this country. You guys are so dumb, same way you're all holding fast to tribal and religious stereotypes while the politicians smile to the bank. Keep being foolish.
Slynation:
Oga keep kwayet if you don't know....The first time I took that combo, my dick was standing carelessly all day long!!

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Food / Re: I Love This Combo So So Much! This Combo Is My Cocaine! Won't feel Alright If... by wonder233: 9:17am On Jun 12, 2023
It is not an aphrodisiac. That is a stereotype. The drink is just a plant based milk drink. Nigerians and their obsession with aphrodisiacs, anything that looks creamy is automatically an aphrodisiac.

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Politics / Re: FFK Meets With Femi Gbajabiamila And Nuhu Ribadu. by wonder233: 9:25pm On Jun 11, 2023
These are the people they want you to pay N500 per litre of petrol for, so that they can have more money to loot. And you guys are foolishly supporting it.

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Education / Re: Edo Government Reduces School Days To Three Times A Week by wonder233: 8:26pm On Jun 10, 2023
How many students are conveyed in the BRT buses? There are millions of students. Why are you deliberately trying to shield yourself from the reality? I live in Sangotedo, when school is in session, the thousands of kids commuting to and fro school everyday, the BRT buses in the full lagos state cannot convey even the primary school kids in Etiosa LGA let alone the entire Lagos. Lets stop deceiving ourselves with symbolic gestures and get real. The hike in price is a reality, and realistic people are taking realistic measures to navigate it.
You clearly lack the mental capacity to comprehend the magnitude of issues.
inoki247:





Before subsidy ever existed School student are always carried for free with BRT so Edo can't do similar thing...

Why crumble the state educational system cause of lack of insight....

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Education / Re: Edo Government Reduces School Days To Three Times A Week by wonder233: 8:04pm On Jun 10, 2023
Ozuo, how many buses can a government buy? How many millions of citizens commuting in the state can the govt cater for? Now you're saying govt should subsidize transportation, See the confusion? Aren't we still talking subsidy? They will just bobo you guys with vague terms like "palliatives" and you people will forget reality.
They deceived you that you're doing something noble for your country by buying petrol at over 500, and you bought the scam. Why aren't they reducing their cost of governance? Why aren't they reducing all their juicy largesse? You're the scape goat. They are clinking glasses because you're the fall guy. And you willingly agreed to take the fall because you're blinded by hate for a certain tribe
FreeStuffsNG:

https://www.channelstv.com/2023/06/10/subsidy-edo-govt-reduces-school-days-to-thrice-weekly/
Edo has started again. This is completely unacceptable. It is against the children of those attending public schools, it has no effect on private schools pupils and students.

He could not get school buses to assist the students, teachers and school staff, he is reducing schooling days for a state just trying to get out of scourge of prostitution and Yahoo plus that gained ground among Edo youths.

Edo people must reject this idea and work with their govt to ensure these children are in school. If you close to school gate, you open the prison gate!
Edo must resist this. It is a recipe to wipe out another generation of eco young ones.
Check my signature for free stuffs!

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Education / Re: Edo Government Reduces School Days To Three Times A Week by wonder233: 7:59pm On Jun 10, 2023
Phool, how many buses can a government buy? How many millions of citizens commuting in the state can the govt cater for? Now you're saying govt should subsidize transportation, See the confusion? Aren't we still talking subsidy? They will just bobo you guys with vague terms like "palliatives" and you people will forget reality.
They deceived you that you're doing something noble for your country by buying petrol at over 500, and you bought the scam. Why aren't they reducing their cost of governance? Why aren't they reducing all their juicy largesse? You're the scape goat. They are clinking glasses because you're the fall guy. And you willingly agreed to take the fall because you're blinded by hate for a certain tribe
inoki247:
Lol this one wan kill education for him state....


Why reduce state instead getting the state some buses that doesn't use Petrol and subsidize the rate..


In Lagos before even Fuel Subsidy ever occur student are always carried for free...


Edo will never be Lagos truly....


Maybe the students should start using the remaining days to start farming or make dem too just join the Monday Sit At Home Crew.....

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Food / Re: Breaking News: 120hours Cookathon Currently Ongoing In Ekiti State (pics/video) by wonder233: 11:18pm On Jun 09, 2023
Just like when one guy trekked from lagos to abuja that time, then many people started trekking, and it became ridiculous.
The world cooking record has been there since, nobody took notice, Hilda did cookhathon, now every one wants to do cookhathon. Smh
Health / Re: The Part Of Woke Culture We Don't Talk About (Xtreme Graphics) by wonder233: 5:02pm On Jun 07, 2023
Over there, normal people have started fighting back. Lots of people have overcome the initial fear of being "cancelled". They are now tackling them headlong and protecting their kids

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Romance / Re: My Sex Experience With A Girl Yesterday by wonder233: 12:28pm On Jun 07, 2023
I have met quite a lot of girls with offensive smells in their privates. It is so rampant and they will be angry when you tell them. It makes me wonder if they can't perceive it themselves? One told me I was trying to bring down her self esteem. Can you imagine that? Never taking responsibility for anything, not even your own personal hygiene?

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Business / Re: Uber, Bolt Drivers Begin Nationwide Strike by wonder233: 11:32am On Jun 07, 2023
They pay tax even more than bus drivers. When next you take bolt, look at the receipt they send you, you will see LASG revenue tax. It is a flat rate on every trip. For every trip they make, an amount goes to the state government
Acekidc4:


Those ones are paying daily taxes na!! Is Uber or private drivers paying tax to government?? I have never seen where Uber drivers pay money to Agberos the tax collectors!!

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Politics / Re: See Hida Sirika's Estate In Katsina. Nigerians Are Dum.b! by wonder233: 10:42am On Jun 07, 2023
Nigerians don't care. If you like steal everything, they are fine with it. Just give them tribe and religion, they are fine.
So long this estate will pepper ibos, , MelesZanawi and co are fine with it.

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