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Anything to trend... Nigerians are attention junkies. People won't mind taking a lifetime debt just for a few worthless 'likes', exclamations and comments.
#spits

Oh spare me the "responsible gentleman crap"! Nigerians always worship anything foreign. That's why millions of equally eligible Nigerians will pass through hell and still be denied auditions only for some foreign based folks to be imported from overseas and all of you are gawking and talking about "just liking him".
country of low self esteemed people.
*spits

ladilawal82:
Mike... a responsible gentleman

By writing seemingly politically correct statements, you try to evade the reality of admitting the faults of a government you support.
I can understand (with pity) the stark illiterate die-hard buhari supporter...but for those of you pseudo-intellectuals, I have deep seethed disdain.

Litmus:
I am a Nigeria worshiper; politicians are temporary and Nigeria enduring. If majority of Nigerians adopt my position, majority of ills perpetrated on the nation by politicians will end, and Nigeria gradually emerge a fairer, more equitable and progressive place. In addition, individuals will be able to give leaders their due, without guilt or committing sin, which is what one does when they support evil. Free of hypocrisy, I gave Jonathan his dues and give Buhari his.

A buhari worshipper spotted

Litmus:
Good one. Buhari seems to be doing well in some instances. I am only sorry for those Nigerians that love and stand by Nigeria, come what may, but not for those that keep calling Nigeria shithole. For such people, America and the West are presumably Cake-holes. Well, shit is free if you’re not constipated and Cakes expensive. For Nigeria to become cakehole, Nigerians have to put up with taxes. In Cakehole Nations, people are taxed within and inch of their lives and in fact the very air you breathe is taxed in the form of congestion Tax. Since Nigeria does not appear to have sophisticated architecture to collect tax, leading to majority of Nigerians living tax free, Nigeria has to collect taxes in these basic ways, which are nevertheless effective. Nigeria government should improve roads, Toll them, utilising some of the money raised for maintenance and increasing Police salaries.

Hahahahahahahaa

sureheaven:
PDP destroyed everything in nigeria before God brought buhari and osinbajo to restore back the lost Glory.

God bless buhari and osinbajo
God bless Nigeria

Even if you come home one day and you see Buhari raping your mother, you will look for a way to justify it. *spits

ClassicMG:
Good If it will stop all those thief mounting road block, and if it will be use to maintain the road

The always running out of storage thing is so annoying...you delete everything, but still told no space

Voting opened immediately after the nominations, he had already put in the votes.

shamecurls:
And after disqualification still got 41%?


So the investor was still investing after disqualification?

.Tell me another thing please.

Tacha has no fans, just a very big financier who was smartly going to invest 20million to send "vote-tacha" SMS in return for 60m... Which would then be split according to an agreed percentage - probably Tacha getting 20m, while he takes 40m

shamecurls:
Omatshola
Seyi, and
Mike

One is definitely getting the bag.

The game is closed already. Tasha fans will be big decider in winner

Not funny, not savage, just dumb

SLAP44:
You that have soul is using your soul to build mud house on a flood channel and causing environmental degradation?

Quite clearly shows the bricks. So the joke is on you... Sounding like a low-budget Nwamaikpe. ..all for worthless likes.
*Spits

SLAP44:
Is that a mud house am seeing there?

In this 21st century?

You make it seem like 1995 is very long ago... Further confirming your indommie generation status

Madibahisback:
Most people shouting indomie generation forgot indomie was in 1995

Ordered as how? What's my business with organized religion?
Another rabble rousing vapid vacuous and obtuse religion obsessed imp constituting nuisance on cyber space

makewetalk2:
When Mohammed asked his soldiers to commit Moota which is outright prostitution with women who are not their wives, what was he promoting when he fully knew that those soldiers had wives at home.

second question: Islam teaches that God called ALL HIS/THE ANGELS and asked them to bow to Adam but Satan refused. Is Satan an angel OR A JIN?

3rd: Was the Koran recited before it was written? If yes, why did Uthman need written copies to compile the Koran?
And, if it was not recited before the Koran, then why does your doctrine teach that it was recited? If Uthman needed written copies for verification, doesn't it mean that the recitation was wrong after all? doesn't it mean that the men had no faith and conviction in the words that they recited? since uthman needed verification to prove that his recitation was wrong, how can one trust his version of the koran? this recitation, as claimed went on in many countries before the koran was written. so how many people had the wrong or unverified recitations of the koran? and most importantly, if Uthman lacked confidence in the recitation that mohammed taught him, did he really BELIEVE mohammed? why did he need to verify what mohammed taught him as against the things that he wrote down?

If Mohammed considered the verses of the Koran Holy, why did he litter copies of the Koran instead of taking it along with him as the old prophets did in the Torah(I know that you believe in the Torah). Why did they have to search for the verses (of the supposedly holy book) during compilation?

If the hunt was only for the verses, why were other versions of the Koran burnt? you will suppose that verses are not books, so why was there burning of islamic books and what books were they if not the koran? and, who wrote those koranic versions that they burned? Why not keep them to show transparent evidence of the veracity of the Koran if it had any?

under whose direction were the koranic versions burned since mohammed was long dead at the time?

since the authentication of islam is in the Bible, why was the torah (in which the muslims believe) not included in the koran?
you have to read something to know if it is incoherent. So, from your comment, it shows that you are either lying about it being incoherent as you have been ordered in Islam which is TAKIYYA or you have read it and could not answer the questions hence you called it incoherent.

Too incoherent , I didn't read.

makewetalk2:
I do not come here to write for you. go to your jobless father and ask for jointed talks. what I have for you is :

When Mohammed asked his soldiers to commit Moota which is outright prostitution with women who are not their wives, what was he promoting when he fully knew that those soldiers had wives at home.

second question: Islam teaches that God called ALL HIS/THE ANGELS and asked them to bow to Adam but Satan refused. Is Satan an angel OR A JIN?

3rd: Was the Koran recited before it was written? If yes, why did Uthman need written copies to compile the Koran?
And, if it was not recited before the Koran, then why does your doctrine teach that it was recited? If Uthman needed written copies for verification, doesn't it mean that the recitation was wrong after all? doesn't it mean that the men had no faith and conviction in the words that they recited? since uthman needed verification to prove that his recitation was wrong, how can one trust his version of the koran? this recitation, as claimed went on in many countries before the koran was written. so how many people had the wrong or unverified recitations of the koran? and most importantly, if Uthman lacked confidence in the recitation that mohammed taught him, did he really BELIEVE mohammed? why did he need to verify what mohammed taught him as against the things that he wrote down?

If Mohammed considered the verses of the Koran Holy, why did he litter copies of the Koran instead of taking it along with him as the old prophets did in the Torah(I know that you believe in the Torah). Why did they have to search for the verses (of the supposedly holy book) during compilation?

If the hunt was only for the verses, why were other versions of the Koran burnt? you will suppose that verses are not books, so why was there burning of islamic books and what books were they if not the koran? and, who wrote those koranic versions that they burned? Why not keep them to show transparent evidence of the veracity of the Koran if it had any?

under whose direction were the koranic versions burned since mohammed was long dead at the time?

since the authentication of islam is in the Bible, why was the torah (in which the muslims believe) not included in the koran?

no need to cuss me. be reasonable and comment like a civilized and eligible man of knowledge.

Too wordy... Lumping disjointed topics.

makewetalk2:
Davido told you and when he was telling you, you failed to congratulate him. suddenly you found twitter and you remembered congratulation is necessary. bro, you both can congratulate yourself right there in private. should we be discussing something that hasn't come to fruition? Blackson with a failed career. Your career was built on denigrating mIchael Jackson. now the man is gone. now people are tarnishing his name and legacy with false allegations. you should share in his pain as well. your career is diminished and now you know african artists? get lost with this announcement. Let Eddie murphy speak about HIS movie. You should have gone to help Ghana better their Ghanawood or whatever it is a long time.he is totally irrelevant in Hollywood.

warri passport office said there is no paper to print passport now for weeks. Please help to talk about this passport issue. I am expecting a friend to come for football trial in November. he has been captured already. somebody should do something about this.

For those Muslims who quoted me, cussin me out I salute you well well. you can cuss your lineage and I dont care. for weeks I have condemned false christians here and the muslims were busy liking my comments. No christian quoted me to insult me or cuss me. Now, I expose islam and see how they troop against me. I have been sincere and consistent so why are you cussing me out? I only asked questions and it seems that no knowledgeable muslim has the answers. I have asked people from the middle east, north africa, filipine, africa and now Nigerians are cussin me for asking questions. for the record, these are the questions that I asked.

When Mohammed asked his soldiers to commit Moota which is outright prostitution with women who are not their wives, what was he promoting when he fully knew that those soldiers had wives at home.

second question: Islam teaches that God called ALL HIS/THE ANGELS and asked them to bow to Adam but Satan refused. Is Satan an angel OR A JIN?

3rd: Was the Koran recited before it was written? If yes, why did Uthman need written copies to compile the Koran?
And, if it was not recited before the Koran, then why does your doctrine teach that it was recited? If Uthman needed written copies for verification, doesn't it mean that the recitation was wrong after all? doesn't it mean that the men had no faith and conviction in the words that they recited? since uthman needed verification to prove that his recitation was wrong, how can one trust his version of the koran? this recitation, as claimed went on in many countries before the koran was written. so how many people had the wrong or unverified recitations of the koran? and most importantly, if Uthman lacked confidence in the recitation that mohammed taught him, did he really BELIEVE mohammed? why did he need to verify what mohammed taught him as against the things that he wrote down?

If Mohammed considered the verses of the Koran Holy, why did he litter copies of the Koran instead of taking it along with him as the old prophets did in the Torah(I know that you believe in the Torah). Why did they have to search for the verses (of the supposedly holy book) during compilation?

If the hunt was only for the verses, why were other versions of the Koran burnt? you will suppose that verses are not books, so why was there burning of islamic books and what books were they if not the koran? and, who wrote those koranic versions that they burned? Why not keep them to show transparent evidence of the veracity of the Koran if it had any?

under whose direction were the koranic versions burned since mohammed was long dead at the time?

since the authentication of islam is in the Bible, why was the torah (in which the muslims believe) not included in the koran?

no need to cuss me. be reasonable and comment like a civilized and eligible man of knowledge.

It's the same love they have for Buhari that will make them vote Bello. Kogi is an APC state.

MyMouth:
U know nothin! Bello did not deliver Buhari, kogite voted for him because they like him, bello or no bello. Where the hell was bello when buhari won kogi in 2015? Bello will lose, take that to the bank!

Oh please spare us the-vagina-is-totally-self-cleansing crap.
All human parts are self cleansing, however they require products to evacuate the waste products of the internal cleaning process.
That's why you bathe with soaps, that's why you brush with toothpaste. The vagina is no different.
Just like adequate research has been made to formulate perfectly safe flouride toothpastes, same has been done for vagina cleaning products.
Stop carrying smelly vaginas everywhere in the name of self cleansing.

My thoughts exactly!

danthamccoy:
Lol. This post stinks of pseudo science.

"heat or fire turns sweetness to acidity"
"all diseases boil down to acidity"
"acid formed by beans metabolism is called PH Balance"
"when fruits are damaged by fire they become poison to the body"
And many other takes that combine to make a huge steaming putrid pile of drivel. How did this trash get to front page? I've never seen so much trash delievered so authoritatively and I've been on Nairaland for over 12 years.

No need for smart-sounding explanations. How much are you worth? Simple question

dairykidd:
It's not always in monetary terms

How much are you worth?

dairykidd:
Actually there is

What's the difference in the two outfits? Looks the same to me.
The bandwagon effect is that Ebuka's own is always superior

There is no price on a human being

niaralandtopuser:
I will comment after the bride price have been paid.now it is only attempt to free browsing

This team is just a figurehead, at the end of the day, it is what Abba Kyari thinks that still gets done.

From the depth of my heart, I don't care.

True talk... I once cautioned a young female friend against accepting lifts from guys who pull up by the roadside to talk to her. She scoffed my advice telling me, for a guy to muster courage to approach her shows he is a confident guy.
I didn't say anything again. Until one day, she met a psycho who took her to his house and she started praying to God to get out alive. When she got back home, she was visibly shaken.
A word is enough for the wise.

imitateMe:
"I like tough and confident men" See where it got you?? Mtchew
When you see a wicked fellow, there is no way you wouldn't know. Unless you're just blinded by greed.

How have you concluded so quickly she is an olosho? A lady friend who sells Longrich products narrated how a supposed client, who is another lady, asked her to bring her products to a hotel, when she got to the reception, The lady asked her to come up to the room, she heard a hushed male voice at the background asking the lady to tell her to come upstairs, she got suspicious and left the hotel. The lady kept calling her, sounding desperate, even threatening.
Sometimes, things aren't what they seem.

JONNYSPUTE:
Nawa ooo.Olosho work is not good but she doesn't deserve to be killed.

Wow! This movie was one of my favourites back in the day

I don't care. It has nothing to do with me

What's the big deal? Homeless people and destitutes who eat from the garbage bins everyday, have they died?

Your write up is so laden with insults, the message is lost

Simplyleo:
Lol.

Even a mentally challenged goat can predict the outcome of the tribunal but delusional yuuts from that side are still hoping to continue swallowing athifku's cum.

Anyone with half the brain of a baby goat who followed the proceedings and watched how athifku's witnesses rubbished athifku will even expect pdp be sued for wasting the time of the tribunal.

But there they are, claiming "uncertainty" of the ruling, perhaps to justify the likely madness athifku's urchins will exhibit as the court pronounce its verdict. I have no doubt some senseless goats will be thrown behind bars some hours from now.