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obafemee80:
Senator Dino MONKEY Melaye

Snake in the monkey shadow style

The last time hired assassins went to his house, they were shooting the ceilings, walls and a useless coaster bus parked in front t of his house. No glass was shattered nobody was hurt. Thus guy needs to be jailed!

Jobless bellend son of a pastor.

What kind of country is this?

The effrontery to tell us this? He benefited from the corruption of obasanjos and Jonathan's regimes and he is doing ntoor to everyone. Idiot

Gastric band operation they then come online to say they have been hitting the gym. She can't eat more than two morsel of semo like that

OhiOfIhima:
Nice move.. If they refuse to adhered, they should use their personal money to shatter a flight. D personal money Sef is ours.

Oseeeee.... They must to shatter by force

ivoryfile:
And this is our own action. We are Christians. We pray!
Bishop Oyedepo is not your president.
He is a servant of God!

That's not an action to find a solution, it is gambling.

Time wasting activity. Have a think tank of political leaders, security operatives, terrorism experts, religious leaders to find a lasting solution ... Make use of the semi useless SARS if need be.

When the US had terrorist attack 9/11, they didn't start fasting and praying. They took actions to prevent reoccurrence. If we don't take action, you can fast and pray for 365 days nothing will change. Prayer only work with action.

Blakjewelry:
straight to heaven

A very nice cologne by Kilian

The lazy way out of Nigeria's problem is to start praying and fasting...Don't disturb God, He doesn't have a PVC.

shine12:
Cuppy is an entrepreneur and owns a company that nets 6 figure (in pounds) annually. I don't know how jobless she can be.

LOL.. Really?

Seriously, in UK, if you want to drive a Range, just gather some small deposit and monthly like 500 pounds, you will drive it out of their forecourt in no time.

jaybee3:
Geez mehn...
You couldn’t even holla
SMH

Lol I wanted to holla but when I saw your badasss BMW x5 fear wound me.
Tbh I would have said something but that have been the end of this wonlasewonimi alter ego

jaybee3:
Senator Bruce should stop dabbling into things that are beyond his mental capacity

Guy.. You don finish the yam and tonzo suya you bought in Ades today?

DaveChapelle:
lol... Only if you like gorimapa... Else don't be like me after investing 100gbp in mirror and clipper and cutting nonsense.... Not worth the stress

Who still cut Rico babe or tyson in this day and age.

How can you attend a church with that name?

sutelk:
So I loss big time today. Won't try this kind of adventure again for a very long time. Na God say make I carry my debit card today.
So at times after work, I just get on any bus get on the top deck and go round the city. Most of the time the bus brings me back to the same stop I boarded after going round the city, at times I alight when I sight anything of interest and still find my way home with Google map. This is my way of exploring the city.
Today the son of man enter oyibo "One chance". So I got on this bus and found myself inside one Bush near an airfield far outside town. I was busy taking pictures of old airplanes when I heard the driver calling " Last stop". I was like, last stop Ke, are u not going back to town? The guy said, no this is the last bus for today, the next bus is 7am tomorrow. Come and see how cold and heat catch me at the same time, wetin I come find for here. Finally I was able to get a cab back to town, that was after coughing out £20. Lesson learnt.
In other news, had my first haircut today. If somebody told me that one day I will use the equivalent of 10k naira for a haircut I will not believe. Those days of haircut every 2 weeks are over, watch out for my new Afro look. Got to stop thinking in naira before I give myself hypertension.

Babyliss hair clipper is 17 pounds on ebay. You can do it yourself every week.

fatima04:
Thanks. My challenge is the website (halifax) is telling me I am not eligible and I believe they will also use this check.

I guess the issue is the less than 3years UK living history.

I got my first credit card from Vanquis. They started on with 250 credit and its now 4k. Their APR is crazy but they will help you build your credit and increase your credit limit over time.

Just keep your relationship offline... You're still in your honeymoon.

Tonto dikeh, Lillian esoro were like that at some point.

They can't even maintain the major airports in the country. MMA is either constantly leaking water or rats are feasting on the electric cables. I went into one of the toilets once, it's like zambezi river.

Get it ingrained in your heads, we can't run an airline in Nigeria.

I agree with you madam. It used to be Nigeria Airways but now Nigeria Air... What's lost? Ways!

The funny thing is police in Croatia collect bribes and if you are black and walk around in Zagreb, they look at you like you're an alien....

Please stop these tomfoolery!

Nigeria is still a shithole though.

Nihilstjnr:
Interesting story aimed at AWS admins and devops guys, but the fraud part just off me. Criminals are so scheme-clever, though, they were slightly admin-stupid at the same time.



https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/18/kromtech_open_buckets/

LOL.
You have to be some kind of weird to be security conscious... That's why they say hacking is easy, covering your track is the hardest part. Most domain admins are guilty as well.

How come you read the register? I thought they created Chelsea section on there.

Jaymaxxy:
The only scam I know is that traitor in white house who chooses to believe Putin at the expense of his country's intelligence agency.

If Obama had committed half the atrocities of Drumpf, he would be dead and buried by now.

People in the shithole are full of shiit.. Please ignore them.

Once they start doing it online, chiefazubuike is on nairaland

Lexusgs430:
Are you scared of bushes?

It's boring especially when you have cruise control... Sleepfest my brother

Lexusgs430:
And 3 hours is not a short drive?

It's not when all you have on both sides of the motorway are bushes

Lexusgs430:
It's probably the shortest drive once you crossover..... Not unless you fly in or use Eurostar.......

Not really, calais to Central Paris is about 3hrs on the autoroute....not too bad if you have company.

Dunce, now insurance company will repair half burnt car instead of getting a new one.

Lexusgs430:
What's the point hiring a vehicle when you get to France, when one can easily drive into France?

Not everyone enjoys driving that long distance. I have done it like 5 times and it's the best. Planning to do South of France soon!

Godwin978:
the way god exposed Adeyemi Alao one day Adenuga that you are proud of been the richest man in Yoluba land will also bee exposed

The source of his wealth is known. Globacom, conoil etc... Channel your prayer to e-money and Hushpuppi