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chaircover: Loool . . . . you sha wan train by force by fire . . . .

No need sir

BTW your cover is about to be blown here

https://www.nairaland.com/1523652/hes-different-nairaland

You better get down there fast & do some serious damage limitation before efe outs you

BTW I dont recall you introducing yourself to the wonderful ladies and gents on this thread. . . .

What cover?

I have always introduced myself on every thread.

chaircover: He is viewing the thread now as we speak

Lol I'm not the one. I don't do NL girls

Dayokanu congrats mate, say hello to J

chaircover: really!!!! wahala niyen o!

Check na. That's the register for all certification holders.

jaybee dey there sef.

chaircover: joko sibe

Where is my rum and coke jare . . . .Abeg which channel is NCIS on today

Lmao let me check if you have completed it true true

http://www.apmg-international.com/SCRQuery.aspx?exam=p2

My intel says NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

chaircover: Too late . . . The Exam that I have done and passed!

Both exams?

chaircover: Afghanistan

That's cool- I can wear my alukimba sans pata to teach you the Principles, Processes and tailoring of the methodology.

Idowuogbo: Lobatan! Mami af Jasi...

Wonkinikan, dem 'cash' u o

Idowuogbo you can come for lessons too

[quote author=Licensed-2-Kill]Just want you guys to share your blind date experiences, was all the attributes of the person u met was exactly the same as you were expecting? Were you suprised or felt let down? I've been involved in lotta blind dates and i'll share my own too accordingly.[/quote]I shouted Osanobua

She broke the scale.

Are you saying when Daddy GO says something in like manner we shouldn't believe him?

chaircover: Happy Sunday everyone

Is anyone studying for prince2?

Let me come and teach you Prince2. I can give you jara for PMP and Agile/Scrum and then teach you how to use Primavera and Microsoft Project Server. Where do you live?

^^^Where do you peeps get this kind of retardeed boxer shorts?

Miner13: The girl i refer to as my confessor, just last month on our way from eatery called me his ex-mate in front of another guy.
She's now back pleading
what should i do?
Itz lik is bcomin much funny or serious, i dnt rili knw hw 2 term dis.
I received a cal 4rm her mum dis morni
hmmmm u knw wat she wanted 2 c me.
Details shortly

Accept her back and introduce her to your friends as your shagmate.

dayokanu: The truth and nothing but the truth

I doubt any English player would make the German team

Maybe the Left Back

Joe Cole would easily pick up the captain's armband for Germany.

[quote author=Pregnant Boy!]Painment, no vex kkk[/quote]We cool bro.

[quote author=Pregnant Boy!]You're a fool, must it be the same? They are both wearing bare midriff dress didn't u read that? Ofeke osi[/quote]You're a genetic waste! You compare like for like. Ode oshi.

don't be deceived, that's always nasty when unleashed. Waste of khaki!

Blind blogger its not even the same dress.

ponti93: I have been doing a research on the music industry.i would like to know about how much, money wise and other things u need in other to blow an upcoming artiste in nigeria.
Your opinion is needed.

You just need one boko haram to volunteer.

They should exchange indian hair.

The question is abnormal. Arsenal can never win the champions league in this life or the next.

[quote author=isale_gan2]What is Ogbufo? Or, just tell me the accent marks? I'll make another attempt at translating.

I'm not sure aayan is bosom. Nice try.

P.S. Where is Debosky from? So many types of Yoobas in this place. No wonder I can't make heads or tails of what they're saying. Such bush people. [/quote]Ode omu

[quote author=isale_gan2]Aww Shoot! Oga OranJuice, what'd I miss on the Complaints thread? You hid 4 recent posts!

Yes, I don't have anything better to do. Tell me tell me.[/quote]Dobosky used his iragbiji dialect to say Oyan ogbufo.. that means Ogbufo's booobies.

icebebe: na wa o,bcz she no invite u com weddin u go dey do research,anyways hope u ar satisfied?

Why do I see your username as ikebe?

They sold orisha's land.

Did the madam tell 9ice to sit on the grass in front of the car?

phxc: Lol. You must have spent hours upon hours poring over the dictionary before you came up with this.

He is actually well versed. There's not much difference between him and Musiwa. Heck, they both studied in Canada.

I'm still waiting for NL marriage counsellors to come and tell her to go and marry.

debosky: Ajinomoto kilon shele?

Se gbogbo e ndun?

E de kuu tayifunu omiyale tio lagbara gidi gaan tio ba yin nilu Filipinu. . . .se ko gbe ile igi yin shale sha?

E wo Yoruba e bi ti awon isawuru leti omi

I think risky burger is more dangerous. i.e bread and fried egg by mallams

debosky: Being at the top means nowt at 11 games - yet another peerless example of your inestimable ability to prise supremely indiscernible truth from the inscrutably constructed league table.

At the rate you're going you'll soon be on the verge of revealing the long-awaited location of the Garden of Eden.

Bro. you need to desist from swallowing stupiid pills.

I was hoping to see cow horn, cowries and shells covering a car. This is good!

OAM4J: Why asking when you can find out for yourself? Give the place and time, I will be there.

Ashewo oshi. When did you become dobosky?