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coogar: wipes what? anything more than shaking the pipe is just an excuse to mastürbate. if your hubby goes to a public urinal, what does he use to wipe?

He uses ladies tampon.

Roland17: Simply because the press makes a calculated attempt to ridicule arsenal during transfer windows by linking every player under the sun to Arsenal even when Wenger is unaware of these players, knowing Wenger's character and penchant for leaving transfers late, simple and most times cheap, thus they hype every link and when it fails they are the first to make jest of the team, which is the drama most footy fans want even anti-gooners...

If a rumored transfer is being reported and hyped by the British press alone or some random bloggers simply ignore that rumor, it's potentially false and a bid to sell papers, but if the rumor is being reported by the home country of the player being linked or the home country where he plays for then you can increase your level of expectation with a pinch of salt, for example the rumored transfer of Debuchy has also been reported by L'Equipe of France, Gazetta dello sport of Italy and other French sources, do same for Sanchez by looking for credible sources in Spain and Chile that have reported such transfers else forget about it totally, it's a waste of energy.

it's very simple, they make sales reporting Arsenal..

Exactly,

40 naira plus 1kobo suarez is a rumour
the Gonzalo higuain is a rumour
No one cares about dorobucci that you bought.

Goal.com is reporting that Wenger is chasing Fabien Barthez as a substitute keeper. Nice one!

was he disturbing anybody? i don't think so.

naijababe: That would be telling, I don't want you to be able to imagine my bom-bom

Like I don't imagine your bom-bom all day everyday.

naijababe: Yes now, sipping some Brazilian caipirinha as we speak, melon flavour in fact. You want some? I will buy you bitter leaf flavour so that you will have all the wherewithal to continue your badu belleism

which one are you on the sun lounger behind wenger?

She should do a full frontal nudityy then I will appreciate her more.

OP, can you be a second wife? not necessarily living in the same house with the first wife.

I have never seen a 'born again' christian in naija that doesn't engage pre-marital shaggs. Even married Pastors shagg choristers.

codebrew85: Please, can ¶ get to study to become a nurse if ¶ came in through 2years visiting visa?

You sha want to give someone injection by force on the ishan.

paulmarkino: All of you guys make me laugh. Don't you know that each app has a recognised IP on each network worldwide. The networks sort the data counter out according to their IP @ a certain period of time and pay to the app owner their own benefits. Thats why some networks will tell you to buy 1 month unlimited whatsapp @ N100 and N300 for unlimited BBM/month etc. Thats why the network providers try as much as possible to stop free browsing cheats that can run those apps thru their network. Using cheat through a network will imply that the network will pay the bill to the app owner from their pocket since they didn't catch the real users to bill them for those data services they made use of. Let me stop here for now. For more info on this, contact me

ROTFLMAO... more like you make us laugh!

The 2 guys that set up whatsapp hate ads. They were former employees of yahoo! and were there for 20 years creating ideas for ads. They have approx. 250m users multiply that by .99p and they have just about 30 staff working from Russia.

They stand to make money if they sell out to Google or Facebook but those guys just enjoy what they do.

They are getting acclimatized to heaven road.

Why pay over the top for a car would drink pothole water every time?

Pataki: Debosky, today na ur birthday?

Yes. He is 47 today!

Looks like their fellow witchcraft members meeting drinking blood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5sI7anwMng

naijababe: Yes. We keep winning the shame on critics trophy

It's not Feb yet. Chillax!

dayokanu: Mancini achieved at City the same thing Mourinho achieved at real Madrid

1 league, I super cup, one FA cup

trophyless in final season

mancinis own was even a bigger achievement because this was the first time City was winning and had no winning culture in them compared to madrid

Uncle, it's not fair to judge him based on his performance in La liga. Even when Barcelona is struggling they are still on top of the league. Let Pep come and do the hard graft not the treble winning clubs he has been lucky to have.

But, Mancini had bottomless pit with Man city what did he achieve?

noblezone: The worst mistake you guys will make is to kill him.
I have told my kids about their Nation called Biafra.

Nigeria my foot!

A contraption of the slave masters. Anybody who believes in Nigeria is a slave of the whiteman,.

We the Biafrans are no slaves.

Jonathan we the Biafrans are behind you. may the National Conference split Nigeria.
Long live Biafra
Long live Niger Delta Republic

Dont let your children become olodo like you o

Is this the same Bendtner with jerry curls abi shuku ipako de ni? Don't you just like Assnal fans?

coogar: see ajepakx everywhere, where are my eton college alumni at? who is jf odunjo? is she a stripper?

Yeah right...this is coming from someone that went to eyinkulelotawa grammar school.

bellong: ^^^ Enid blyton is about the only book I recognise in your list. I got to see the witch and the wardrobe in a film last year...

As correct ajepako pikin (kid is for ajebo while pikin is for ajepako ), I grew up reading Ikebe-super, super story, rich girl and poor boy, things fall apart, eze goes to school, ogboju ode ninu igbo irumole, Abe abo... etc..

and Orun mooru, Idamu paadi mikailu, efusetan aniwura, ogbori elemosho

chaircover: Go and sit down . . . you are too young to even remember either magazine

Go and play with your lego joooorrrrr

Lol, if you are the same person I know very well, you'll have to go on bended knees to greet me when next you see me. In short, I'm older than you!

bellong: Actually, Pa Jimoh was with Ikebe-super along boy alinco and miss pepeiye.

Maybe you wanted to refer to Dauda in Lolly...

Yeah, it was Dauda. oSEEEEE

Royal Roy: Lollllz. Ikebe Super was supposed to be a corrupt cartoon magazine.

We read it in the midnight and keep it under the mattress to avoid Mum's sermons.

Actually, Ikebe super was decent. Lolly was the x-rated one with Pa Jimoh.

It has to be Fulham.

DutchesSsS: My elder bros is coming

My Bis haff expire and I'm broke oOo

How much is your problem?

berem: I refused to take an I.V because I know I wouldn't make it. Her cousin Cynthia Adichie is a friend of mine and my family.

You missed babe. There were loads of nylon bag takeaways full of meat, jollof rice, ila asepo and fufu.

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