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Raxxye: From the way u insult your president, U and I know that u can never ever dream of getting to the position where he is. At the moment, and as a matter of fact, you are not qualified to polish his shoes, and you know it!

More like the President is an insult himself, see him standing like agbero. Who wan polish for pesin wey no get shoes?

etochi11: 2 months and still counting.. Served in edo state. But ryt now, am in ondo state hustling in my bro hotel. Its not easy.. Pls started from sumwer cos idleness is d worst tin dt can happen to a young man.

You should consider pornn industry. Served in Edo now in Ondo working in a hotel. There's a pattern!

Tenison96: You on weed or what?

are you a gardener?

Get his google map location and show up at his door at an ungodly hour and say surprise surprise!

Does this mean she's cool? Wicked!

bimbos3xy: maybe Seun for his inteligent hahaha

I dey joke na

You sha wan destroy Seun's server

Women do it more than men in Nigeria, they simply pull everything sideways and sprinkle away. The ones with wrapper do the superman thing with their wrapper.

What I dislike is the men showing their schlong to all these women when they are pissing making them feel like they know dickss wella. If I'm pissing by the road, I dey do proper cover up.

spongeback: Every day new study
I write my Y with a U and an S underneath the U so what's my personality

YUSeless

RIP in advance!

Emancipation of Identity thieves.

Ghost workers arguing about wizkid family...

Maybe she should stop dressing like a homeless person to these shops. She was the one refused entry at Hermes the other day.

Glamourogo: Is Rukky Sandra Getting Married? [CHECK HER TWEETs]

READ MORE:
http://glamourogo..com/2013/08/is-rukky-sandra-getting-married-check.html

Na by force to blog? Rukky Sandra?

This Seun guy get skoin skoin.. see him sacking people who are doing him favours by moderating NL- his source of income.

Not his fault sha if not for the subservient nature of naija people.

Rubbish and ingredient.

Next time when police see you holding a phone when they are about collect their egunje, they will shoot claiming stray bullet.

Yes..Puff puff one sef.

Her face go send conji away sef.

is your mother alright?

coogar: even at 15, i would be embarrassed to write something as pitiful as that. "i slept wïth an unattractive female and the condoms busted" - is this a way of beating one's chest that one got laid or how does one explain this puerile/infantile thread?

i won't be surprised if this seedord is a virgin or a eunuch. men that get laid don't sound their trumpets. oloshious fellow was probably hoping to make a hit with this thread that's bereft of intelligence.

Coogar, I think you should teach him how to improve his next to nothing skills.

seedord247: I had sexxx with this saint gurl a month ago and she's not that attrative. But the problem is, the condom burst while i was overspeeding.

She called me 2 hours ago to tell me that her cycle is a day late and she thinks that she's pregnant (i pray its negative shaa).

I'm not worried bout the preg but what am worried bout is the baby physically structure...

Any fellas in my shoe?.

Sorry no fellas in your stinking shoe.

spongeback: So unromantic see as everything dey on top of the car, he should have serenaded her

Serenaded her ko venusnaded her ni. You girls dey always push ya luck.

WTF

RedBenson: I dont understand this thing maybe cos am not a programmer. I know Ogugua to reside in US, Jaybee in Australia etc, dont they make use of this Nairaland office in Otta?

When did Jaybee move to Australia? He was a taxi driver in Japan.

mrkels: Seun told a lie.
There i can see 2001-2005
Today its 2005-2010..

[size=15pt]SEUN , EXPLAIN.....WHY EVILS?[/size]

Football age na.

musiwa39: i will rathan be President than a multi trillionaire

You won't rathan be both...don't bother yourself.

^^^^They have started analyses again. Same story last season.

Maybe if you get a day job you wouldn't be concerned about 2face's weight fluctuations.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Alright! Kakuta's dismay performances Is down to been played out of position?

I wouldnt want to dig further on tis, Inasmuch as I know of youngsters who are been played out of position yet they're X-factors - Citing Ericksen at Ajax and KDB, damn Bale was once a Leftback

Wallace Is Joining Inter on a season long loan I heard.[/color]

The way you write gives one headache sometimes....what is dismay performances now?

armyofone: it is not like all you can do in UK is shopping and cooking
cougar, answer my question on page 8 cuz I will coming over soon.
Oh, where are the best places I can play (roller coasters/rides)?

You can play at Stringfellows.

They fight their cause on NL and want to take it to real world. SMH! Divorce looming.

Another N1b tombstone be this o