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Talking of Spielberg, AI was his worst. . .

Someone quickly help that Axis fella with some pills, dude is having a major breakdown. . .

**offtopic**

@ ba2undey,

we are in the same department in UI? Wow! What year are ye in?

Bolaji, i believe you just got murdered. . .

I applied. Links, scad? Are names already out?

@ Hannibal,

THE EULOGY. . .


See, i stays grounded like roadblocks/
on toppa that, the show stops when i blow hot/
metas? Lol, only time u +Worked at a Punch+ is when u give blowjobs/
why rush for a bloodbath when ur guts i'm spilling it/
your rhymes are like coma patients, son, i ain't feeling it/
flip sick verses and watch the crowd cheer [chair] like tables/
trick, i'm the truth, u's nothing but a made up fable/
The Warcraft? Yeah, i know my role and your's is on em poles/
you see ho, u swing low, then finally dip low on a Love Machine/
similar to prank calls, i called your bluff off/
cremated u to sawdust//get used to a fuse when u get plugged off/
trick, this ain't some english-speaking contest/
more like a d!€k drillin, in ur chick seed spillin slugfest/
get a cue like an 8 ball, why resist when u done deceased?/
last but not the least. . . u're the last and much the least/
this Bleep's dismissed. . .that's what u get when u war wit 'Smith/

@ Pataki,

not bad bro, not bad.


@ eldee,

Hola, umm, don't get u. Do we post new verses or copy n paste the old one? Either ways, will still drop one this night?

. . . and not forgetting the 2nd verse we both spat after the callout and the 1st verse.

@ eldee,

we already dropped our 2nd rounds immediately after the ones you pasted. abi?

@ Pataki,

lol, long time it's been, how are ya?

umm dude, didn't the rules say a callout, 2 rounds and a 3rd IF there was a draw? Maybe you should wait for the review/voting before this 3rd. . .

@ eldee,

what say ye?

@ Hannibal,


THE CREMATION. . .

Now my pen's sharper than ten daggers/
so when i knife thru mcs i made sure they bled harder/
the 'Smith drops mad skills like an enraged craftsman/
certified the illest, this fool done seen my delivery like a catscan/*
f concrete, Wallstreet on ur chick, broker [broke her], tip ma d#!k and drill to work/
doin u a service, take you and that steel to church/
i clap for Jesus while you Hail Mary/
give that Mac seizures while you fail daily/
notice as i smack this novice, spit illness and give a mic psychosis/
plus the only time u ever came ill was a misdiagnosis/
ur fight is weak//verse on a mic this sick/
bikini-clad queen o' the drag, this gay be screamin' "My Life's A Beach [Bitch]"/
u musta been born d!#k first, no wonder u's a born motherfcuker/*
'Smith the topnotcher, non-stoppa, the blood-  runner/
f it, don't need a ne-yo to drop a closer/
we come closer to knowin this impostor//u's 6 ft when i blow heat from my holster/

@ Hannibal,


THE FUNERAL

For this wack, i'ma break it down like enzymes/*
'cause i assumed you presumed your doom like the end-time/
this homo screaming ain't no mountain too high like Brokeback/*
you get thrown back when i blow gats off this show jack/
. . . leave your dome critical when i flow criminal/
wit that tek heat//have this head split, and the death goes clinical/
now i keeps that Mac clean just like that toothpaste/
u lose face when i grab that tool out that tool case/
f this quack, i'm on that duckhunt, u's on a wild goose chase/
'cause you to me's an idiot running a fool's race/
ur talkin' is cheap? gimme the glock n em clips and the guttin is deep/
read that Kama Sutra and you still can't Bleep with the 'Smith/
3 years running and i been bumping the site/
like a miscarriage, 9 months and u still can't deliver somethin' with life/
your future's empty, ain't none can get this fool past me/*
'cause only time u flow is when you bleed a tsunami off your p*unani/

@ Hannibal,

assuming that is your callout. . .


I fall in 2 categories, the 'Smith and the rest is. . ./
Hannibal on that cold deathlist when i flow reckless/
test this pussy with no testis. . ./
you better brace yourself like you needed a new dentist/
crisscross with that beatbox leaves you dyin in this ring/
similar to Westlife, sick punches leave u Flying without Wings/*
don't need a Bar to do this, call it a Holiday Inn/
put this B to Bed and i didnt let J. Holiday in/
'Smith the most cynical while you blow minimal. . ./
off this ish//toss this B when i flow criminal/

@ Malthuss,

Malthuss? Yeah, i used to love her/*
that's the Common term for a b*tch, n Hybrid used to dog her/
i'm opposed to//those two thus i flow through/
u ain't shit to me but you can eat my shit for soul food/
you been on ma cock since 'Brid couldn't satisfy your thirst/
i bring the worst outta ya even if you maximised your best/
next time u wana throw up a fight//
make sure you don't choke on a mic/
a cold disgrace// 'cause i hold the ace when i blow up the dice/
you hear that big klakky klak when i flow thus/
hard as nails, i'm that Big Daddy Mac, you's microsoft/
your time's up like your clock defied gravity/
i drop mad skills that despise sanity/
a gross loss when you run course with the Boss/
of course, this ain't Rick Ross on these boards/
this ain't beef on thick sauce but Mal wit em ripped jaws/


Target Acquired. Mission Accomplished.



@ tianshie,

what it is, soulja? Lol, i see you got yo hands full with Alex. What about P_lo?

@ bluehorizo,

lol, ma'a dami, mo kan sa awon eje ni. Maje n ba e l'eru. Ope o, awon nepa ti m'una de. L'aataroo! Lati bi Sunday ni ina tin ku bi abiku.

Last but not the least. . .

No T'wale fun awon Ponraele boys. Aseju won po. K'won ma fa cigar, j'eja, l'abe l'arin titi. . . . o ti su gbogbo awon ara'dugbo. O ti e da b'won se le won kuro. . .

That was directed to huxley.

. . . and that's where the problem lies. You always find the answers of a theist, Christians in particular, "irrational and palpably wrong". 'Til you rid yourself of your prejudice, you, and many others like you would always "find the answers irrational and palpably wrong".

@ Shaz,

what it do, ma? Been a while. Lol, loved the spit nice 1.

@ eldee,

i have from tomorrow, tuesday till thursday to spare. From beyond, i could be pretty busy.


@ HYBRID,

a quick spit to lift weaks/
pack clips n spark heat over these tag team of misfits/
how u gon' war with the illest/
throwin' a crucifix//u losin' wit, you still gon' see hell/
Brid and Mal? 'Brid be the best of both girls/
you decided u could be a he-she so u could be the best of both worlds/
only time u spit deep is gaggin on a cock/
i'll be cappin' on em rocks while your chick be sagging on my jock/
i spit bars, u git scars that fester, u's nuthin but a poor eyesore/
while u Remember the Name Wordsmith, i'd remember i fought minors (Fort Minor)/


Next >>> Malthuss. . .

@ ishow2005,

how does one check it when one gets back to school? Admin office?

I go treat your f*ck up - i'll deal with you

pepper gas rest - money/wealth's gotta come

Eyin eyan mi gbogbo bawo lo sen lo? Ekaaro o. Mo ko n ki yin ni o.


. . . And now,

eyin temi da, ibo le wa?! T'wale fun awon boys Pleasure, Iyana ipaja, Otigba!!!

Yo adewaleafolabi, it's me gbade. . . are you in school already? You don check your GP? Holla

@ eldee,

i'm game.

@ Mailmalc,

Happy Birthday soulja.

@ Hybrid and Malthuss,

now when i rhyme thru the speakerboxx//
on spot, i'm spot on, you two's nothing but weaker dots/
Malthuss? Now thus, the 'Smith's on this clown plus. . . /
wit handcuffs, i crown thus these wacks as the Insane Clown Puss/
similar to a Champion, these fools ain't in my League/
come dope like i was blazin the weed/

had to rush that. . . Will be back!

Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open
« #36 on: August 04, 2008, 12:38 PM »

mic check 1-2

@MENIKE

i would have menike and his father dancing in ma video like it's puffy and mase
metaphorical queen edosioo am like ''mya'' yall are about to see ''the best of me''
edosioo is madder than madarocka yall can call me da cheif rocker
nairaland showstopper,007 the moonraker, watch me clothesline menike like da bush whacker
in nairaland niggas respect edosioo because am royalty ask wordsmith
call me da fresh prince the way am gettin 'jiggy wit it' like 'will smith'
his mom is an idoit she dresses like the dumb cheek from red hot chilli pepper
rhymes sicker than salt n pepa i got his legs locked down like a crawling leper
ama run over this animal like a caterpillar watch me take shots like lampard
his mouth is too hot cus he swallowed too much red hot chilli peppers
menike is a true son of his mom, stupidity runs in their entire family.menike has no rod
menike is already scared of me call me ''rambo'' cus am drawing ''the first blood''
u is compared to a dustbin your nothing but a baby's diaper because your full of shit
slash his lungs ,chop his guts, Bleep this slut until his throat slit
short ass nigga he won the best mc prize in d nigerian pygmies association award
no wonder his nickname is ''nairaland's most distinguished coward''
grab a sit yo watch edosioo shine because i lyrically respect my grind
don king aint here yet but dosioo has already drawn the battle line
bloody infant ,this kid is trying to grow from ''boys to men''
he is down ''on bended knees'' because he knows its the ''end of the road'' man!
menike is like yingyang twins rappin in silence because he is always saying nothin
thats why his head swells as if it was roasted in a microwave oven
this dirty swine is nothing but a pig because he is always eating guinea corn
he never dated a girl thats why he sings ''am lonely'' like akon
a hungry man is an angry man someone tell shaz to bring edosioo some beef to roast
i will make him pack his ''ghana must go'' like he's from ''gold coast''
like a fortune teller watch me predict menike's walkover like nostradamus holo-caust
like d lord of ajasa, my style is 2phat call me da ''elephant'' like am from 'ivory coast'
like al pacino i will strike this punk down like i am da''god father''
u have nowhere to run because i watch your every move like i am ''big brother''
shameless punk stop staring the Bleep at me else i will puncture your eye retina
you are no match to me because i been running the game like the referee colina
i have a feeling this menike gay wont show up cus he is nothing but a scared maggoot
menike ''the game is over'' shaz u can now call me ''p-square to do this gay''

WTF?!!! ROF-LMFAO!!! Jesus, Bolaji that was the dumbest shit i've ever seen you write man. . . ever since that battle with chiogo where she whooped your ass. God, that battle brings hilarious memories. . . "She swallowed ten saggy balls. . ." ROF-LMAO!!!

'Brid, Jesus u wan kill am?! The last line was straight up murda!!! Like mode9 said on category -"How u go dey compare general with corper? "

Fiddy? He sure is wack but most def not old.

@ chiogo,

whazzap'ning ma? Been a long time i've seen u on em boards.

Lol, loved it. Will drop sometime in the day.

True talk kizzymack, that dude needs to face what he's best good at - business. Retiring then all that comeback shit is unecessary, dude should have kept to his word. And them albums after Black Album were damn wack

Snoop Dogg - the song and video "Sensual Seduction" was like the last straw. Man, quit it!

LL Cool J
Rkelly

NaS' God's Son

NaS' Street's Disciple - Message to the Feds or something like that.

LMFAO @ chasisgrrl