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Nice thread 'Brid. Hoping Malthuss would show up so we can kick off that party battle. . .

My fist is like a dye tank/
punch 'til we get a black n blue Skye bank/
make the lady at the counter cry tears/
picture that, me *Saying Yes to her nightmares/
and when i mic-cheque [check], my Train of Thought's like Hi-tek/
expectin' that cash, that rubber band's screaming "Skye's blest!"/
yeah well, i don't give a shit, so shit! Don't gimme that/
middle finger to the security, while we spending cash/


lol, funny thread. Jus taught i should write some. . .

He has a point Shaz. You gotta open that thread and let us mcs battle. I suggest comments by those fools be deleted and we get down to bizness. I personally took some time off to join the tourney as well as the other cats. Forget them fuckerers, they've got their wackass tourney, let em go battle their kind there.

I'd second that, menike.


Why if it ain't Shushi whom i once buried, welcome back from limbo son, how was the stay? If you're wondering who this is, it's gbade. x, got me a name-change. . . and you still need help steppin' your game up.

@ Pataki,

lol, i'm still around, though not often. On hols from school, and i try to visit when i can. I still roam the Religious threads, only olabowale and the likes make it boring, errbody don't visit that section no more. Oh well, how are ye? Been a long time. . .

@Hybrid,

egoli, ego-freakin'-li!! Splendid idea 'Brid! I'm talkin' about u wantin' a battle 'til all this flowho, junk-unit crap is cleared up. Since Malthus has signed in, i don't joining the fray. It could be a party battle!

So what say you?

I beg to differ that Pac's Hit 'em up is the best diss song. That song's overrated and there are far better diss tracks out there. Hell, Canibus' 2nd Rounds Knockout, NaS' Ether are better than it.

Situation's a lil bit tricky though. If the battle's a pre-written, NaS would seemingly wins it, if it's a freestyle battle session, lol, i reckon it's Em all the way. Newayz, u neva can tell, love both mcs though.

And about the clowning bit. True talk, but then maybe u should listen to Em's Nail in the Coffin. It was harsh, straight up hate, no time for humor. . . ended Benzino's career. . . and cred (if he had any, that is)

No offence, but Midnight Crew's bores me or maybe i should say they don't appeal to me. I don't see what the fuss is about them. I mean, it's like i've heard a thousand of their kind before. Nothing new, just the same ol', same ol'.


I'd take Infinity, vocals are better, videos are better, dunno about live performance though, and if we're comparing hits from both groups, Infinity still takes it.

tdk?

@ makavele,

sorry man, i gotta pass on this. Step your game up and i'd honour u with a battle. And don't lissen to that ediosoo nonentity, she's none other than bolajibaok, same dumb retarded lines errtime.

@ Mailmalc,

O' boy, how far now? Longest time, how skul? Me jus dey chill, dey wait my next opponent, sofri wit dem pikin wey u wan battle o, life no get insurance o (lol)

Visual Basic

None really scare me as such. . . though as a kid, Candyman scared me shitless. . . and i was discussing Batman vs Superman the next day in class.

Abeg let them bring Heroes III jo, me don taya to dey wait. . .

And lest i forget - the Jack Bauer Power Hour

Samantha Who's boring IMO. Bores me to sleep, would rather flip the channel and watch 'Girls of the Playboy Mansion'.

Hmm. . . series is it? won po gan. . . men!

"Nkan Be" season 20

"Gbòròmirò" season 500!

but seriously, on the real though. . .

done watched Heroes 1 & 2, can't wait for the 3rd season. Also 24, so fanatical about it.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles. Not bad.

Stopped watching Criminal Minds for the same reason i stopped watching Numbers. . . that ITK, intelligence brainiac bullshit bores me to death, Sweet Jesus Numb3rs was even more disgusting.

I like the Sci-fi, Paranormal kind most times. . . Liked watching (and still do) Stargate Atlantis

Supernatural

Smallville. Saw an episode of New Amsterdam, didn't like it.

Also: Avatar, the Last Air Bender, eureka's good as well. . .

"Money can't buy happiness but it's a hell of a down-payment"

- Fabolous

Any ex- IJ in the house?

Well. . .

Someone tell them IC and Pandora fools to start distributin' they comics wide, seems these cats don't wanna make money. . .

Yeah, love Boondocks, seen season 1 on DVD, haven't seen season2 though.


@ Gamine,

i have the same reservations about Adult Swim, some crap they show GO. Love Venture Bros. though.

*Yawn*!!

sorry folks, the 'Smith be on some business the past week, but then, a quick spit . . .

@ t-rex,


T-rex? Hybrid please don't tell me i got summoned to battle that/
he done died years ago, millions of BCs to add to that fact/
your best ain't good enough but my worst be better/
'Smith be that mc with a temper about ta let off this ether/
heat i dispatch// when i watch you bleed off this gats/
like the wrong blood donors, you's nothing but a mismatch/*
this fool thinks he's elevating 'cause he keeps getting dumb and dumber/
i affect statistics with that ballistics, Seun only added you up to fill the numbers/
i spit way deep//make hits from the basics/
you being a dumbass means you still can't say sh*t/*
the 'Smith quick to burn mics like cigars off matchsticks/
you's a b*tch in heat meaning i use this pussy for target pratice/
like the 3rd month in a year, you still couldn't match (march) this/
now that's what you get when puppies come against real vets/
u see t-rex? all i see's X on his chest while Hybrid screams "Next"!/

@ Hybrid,

ok, i done read it.

. . .and i can't help but shake my head at them two suckas

Oh well, i might as well pick on and beat the shit out of y'all. . .


Ok, it's primetime b**ches//it's high time i stitch these. . ./
wack ones//while i leave em mad numb, y'all speak dumb, the 'Smith speaks heat/
the 'Smith on some sick shit like your anus got infections/
wrestled on Olympus, gbade droppin' divine reflections/
bring 'em guns out/, since the kid's Crude, i'ma leave 'em burned out//
worn out like old hags/
Word been there, done that with that cold brag/
that flowshow faggit comes next/
silly ho blushes when i tongue flex/
u got your gay clones up in the site/
a miscall to duty like u mistook a payphone for a mic/
i spit that mic science lyk physics/
the war done ended, u fools lost like the series/
season 3 bitches, and u know the battleground's no man's island/
1st day of judgement and for these murdas i'ma account for like ICAN/

@ hustler:

lol, gbade's here homes. i've been signed in as the Wordsmith since last year. . .holla

ROFL, y'all should take it easy with the slaughtering. sh*t is really crazy in here

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C'mon, don't push it, anyone that's intelligent enough to type 'www.nairaland.com' is mos def intelligent enough to understand his lines. . .

ehheennn,
because i pen all my ciphers in javascript. does an average person know what ciphers in javascript are?

u'all won't forget me with your memory of low RAM . u hav to be a bit IT inclined to understand this,

reboot, because u had a bad start, before i shut u down like the rest of the wacks . reboot or shutdown is not an everyday english word that is used by non IT guys and again, some level of computer knowledge is needed to decipher this,


i agree with u modenine still needs to step up his game especially flows but lyrics wise, don't just go there !!!

javalove, you're the most iredeemable Mode9 groupie clown i ever saw (excluding chukky76 and kaydee). Gawd, you're pathetic!

the "intelligent" lines you quoted are what even the most ignorant Nigerian youth about computers could understand let alone someone well-versed in IT


Lawd ahhmighty, you could actually lick the balls off 9. Jesus, what wouldn't you do to give him a lapdance. . .

*shakes head in pity*

@ Rapsody,

'tis not been easy dawg, now i know why T-Pain sang "I'm Sprung". . .

Ahem. . .Menike could you grant me that mic. . .


Yep, the 'Smith back again like u needed a second spine/*
leave the fear behind, Word's back in record time/
now u wacks better listen like ur ears got lifted/
the boy's gifted//and i cock much to let the glock lift heads/
Now errone knows ma record's stainless/
the record at which i've slain heads. . ./
. . .goes on record with ma stainless/
smack some//of this wack ones encroaching the site/
eloping the mic//. .i'll be doing while evoking a fight/
when i poke with a knife //while boning your wife/
Rule#1 newbies - neva u test the 'Smith like multiple choice questions/
f a 9-5, i hold 5 9's to keep Royce guessin'/*
got speech problems? beta u visit Menike the Punchline Prof for voice lessons/


'Sup Tianshie? 'Sup Paddy_lo? Menike and the fam. . .holla

yeah them nerd's could say school's fun. . ./
then i met a new one. . .the 'Smith strategised to bring his tools on/
she got that big booty//strict cutie/
with a body this pristine, u see/
but this dime piece was close to shorty from the past/
couldn't make the romance last/
besides that. . .she likes that. . ./
jewels and gold, boys with the big bucks/
fellas said she loved 'em toys with big sucks/
but that don't faze me, the 'Smith stays G/
thinking she could l.u.v me, maybe/
then Word woke from the slumber/
left her numbers. . .we drifted apart and sh*t went asunder/



. . . .to be continued

@ everyone;

maaayyyynee. . .thanks for the good looks. . .been a friggin' long time i've been on this boards. so sorry i've been so inconsistent. academics really got me in a fix. even when there's a battle tourney in school and my friends were like i should go, i couldn't because i had some brainiac tests and exams. but we thank God though. . .i see you Rapsody, tianshie u too souljah. Menike i see you on the job. . .keep it pimpin', pimpin'. chiogo, Shaz, Mailalc, Alex, Hybrid, Mave. . . . . .holla .


PS: for a while now i've been using a close friend as target practice 'cause the poor dude is more wack than Big Daddy Mac

i'll take from errone that has posted. truth is, Hiphop is heavily criticized, i daresay the most particular reason that being is because the artists themselves don't do their music with instruents and other organs unlike other genres. apart from that, i also think it's because the artistes don't do vocals and shit, we rapheads rhyme over beats. get that into ya thick skulls hatas!

PS: them new cats killing Hiphop slowly mayne. . .errbody don't wana think no more, theyjust wana talk about a glorified lifestyle that in the end is BS.