₦airaland Forum

Julius209:
I have a bad handwriting and it has made me to fail some exams I shouldn't have failed

I believe not....I have worst handwriting, and I made top three in class....

laydoh:
I have been wanting to ask this question for a long time.

Personally, from my parents to the last kid of my family who is only 8 yrs old have a good handwriting.

So I always wonder if it is anywhere related to genetics.

My parents and siblings handwriting good hen........


But mine...... even during exam when guys go dey copy my paper, I go dey shame like.......if I snap one of my handwriting for here on nairaland..this nairaland go breakdown sharp sharp....
Infact o believe I have to worst handwriting in the world so tey I have to to go online to check what's wrong with me sef... only to dicovered that my brain is faster than my hands..
Thats so true...I usually finish three hours exams within an hour...and I go still get my 86 soft.....

I believe those lecturers go dey mark my papers separately.

This Chinese girl no fine at all......I won't let her treat me either

Salon shops can make use of these

NairalandSon:
On point.

YOU THAT IS SEEING THIS, I COMMAND YOU TO PAY N50M INTO MY ACCOUNT. I NEED THE MONEY.

baba no do ham well for u.. go ask for refund

Is her name Mary?

And lemme guess..ur Joseph too

just like how my mummy just came to rescue and help me to kill one big � ant in my room moment ago.........
Nigeria should be ashamed of her self... Shior...

I know this girl quite well.....we used to live in
the same area then.......
She was very quiet person.....
Shame her life was cut short just like that.....




RIP......

cenaman:
So United States of America can be these humble? Imagine USA are begging doctors to apply for visa. Choronavirus bae.

Concerning ur pic in ur signature....
Use every power and resources u got to make sure u and the tree don't fall inside water, but at the side of the axe, by that time, the lion would run for safety probably few meters away, now grab the axe and run for ur life, lion would surely run after u, but with that axe , u hold ur destiny.....now depends on u!

Ighalo right now:. I have wanted to play for shanghai shenhua since I was a little boy

He should be injected with Covid-19 and be moved to that Enugu mutilated quarantine facility them for no even beat ham at all....

nizelgirl:
What of Adam and Eve. What do they look like. Abeg show us plenty pictures to back up your research not just one monkey that look like a human being.

U meant pictures they took then.....or the ones they would just design from their big bang whatever..................

Pls what about type B ooooooo
B+ to be precise...

God why me nah...............
Ebola strucked when I enter school in 2014
Coro enter when I won go NYSC...

MZrapper:
Can someone explain to me how players are loaned out in football??

Team A will go to team B to borrow one of it players and agreed to be paying full or part of the player weekly wages ( maybe for one or two full seasons or half) and also team A will pay team B money ( loan fee) use to be small amount of money compare to the normal total transfer fee.....
and there use to be agreement of options to buy if the said player impressed the temporary club.


Sometimes clubs do ask to loan players at first to test run him/her, or to replace an injured player for that moment, if he/her impressed the borrowing club, they might go ahead and sign him/her permanently, and if otherwise they won't. E.g, Asisat Oshoala, Ola Aina and Kenneth omeruo were firstly signed of on loan, with options to buy if they impress their various clubs, and they did, and were signed permanently.


Just like borrowing me your phone for a week, and I'll pay you #100, but if I like it at the end of week, I'll buy it at considerable agreed price or better still request to borrow it for another week if ok with u and pay you another #100.

This reminds me of some movies.......

Resident evil
Walking dead
Fear the walking dead
28th day
Z... nation





Etc......

It's very hard ooo.......
A girl once walked into my room desperately and begging for sex, I don't know maybe cuz she recently gave birth then, but I just asked her to go get a condom and praying she won't come back....
And God answered my prayer she didn't..............


Sex is so dangerous hen, this is a girl I can't even imagine having sex with, but within few minutes of her presence, my voice changed, I bearly breath well................

I hope Coronavirus cannot be spread through raw sex nah

















Abeg nah joke I dey joke ooo.......
Heard it's somehow airborne..... really

I think they/we want to avoid kemi adeosun or whatever her is saga...like " oga see me ooo, I do my NYSC program ooo" in the future, lol

What if those kind of virus in the movies broke out...that Zvirus in resident evil, or walking dead... How the world go be sef

Nigerian football and sports in general nah nonsense......

No medical tests carried out when signing a player, no medical facilities in cases just like this...
Imagine someone with heart problem or lung problem ( COPD) playing football or basketball etc.... that's like bakery inside gas station.


RIP to the dead,

but it shouldn't have been...I hate it when someone dead and people say it's fated to be so.... absolutely not, it's just ignorance and so unfortunate.

Waiting for the pope to visit aso Rock again

GoodBoi1:
Omo-onile, sounds like a group of lazy people. See the rubbish we allow in this country yet we blame government. If only Nigerians can stand up and be intolerant. At times I feel if I have my way with power, I will right so many wrongs in this nation with an iron hand

Iron hand too soft.... flaming sneg hammer
Nigeria be him own problem starting from individual.......that omo onile stuff irritate me, o felt like killing people for the first time in my life the very first time I encountered them...so annoying.....so wrong and so stupid

BlueMann:
Fernandes dey learn where Lingard dey

Lingard will definitely sue u..........




For not naming him the GOAT �

Just like saying Nigeria go better......

TIDDOLL:
[/b]Please will there be any issue in camp if the DOB on my waec result is incorrect??
though I have an affidavit.

Got to know I could change it on my portal just today, nd it's too late[b].

Waec certificate not required in camp...

Just........
School certificate/notification of results
Medical report from govt hospital
Green card
Call up letter
School ID card


That's all.

jawalis:
Androids these days are trash remodified. Go for iPhone 6. You can get a very neat UK used one at 40, 16g chipped unlocked.i used it though upgrades to 7sp now. You’ll enjoy it.

U want make SARS dey carry ham Everytime Abi...
Even if u no dey do anything and they catch u with an iPhone...my brother forget ooo u must pay

I would make phone calls to all my village people starting from the king telling them..............


Ooooby
Lol nothing special jare...only that our govt and the citizens re so currupt here...we got everything we need right here in naija

As much I don't like cultism or in support, I can't believe Nigeria police even more, they can accuse an inborn baby sef.....
If Nigeria police says yes....then I'm 110% believe it's a NO...

ahmedkoded95:
Election Held In Bauchi State To Decide Who Gets To Marry A Lady

A young man has reportedly won an election conducted in Giade, Bauchi State to choose lover for a young lady.

This was disclosed in a Twitter post by Mubarak Umar @Mubarack_Umar, on Friday.

According to Umar, the lady simply identified as Khadija could not choose between two young men named Inusa and Ibrahim.

Neither of the men was also ready to accept defeat without a contest.

An election was therefore conducted by elders of town on Khadija’s request, with Inusa scoring a higher number of votes.

See the tweet below ;



https://mobile.twitter.com/Mubarack_Umar/status/1228336881290665985

Meanwhile at Ibrahim campaign office........
We won't take this, we re going straight to the court of appeal.................................................
I regard inusa to be APC and Ibrahim PDP

But fulanis the killers, criminals don't need to pass through any process while roaming about the forest, and highways with AK-47 and the likes abi...........

Riele:
I should probably join the religious fanatics to scream End Time

So here ;- End Time

Which kind end time.... biko stop it, Im just bout to start life abeg....
If nah play stop ham.