₦airaland Forum

Desmondum:
This cracked me up badly, abeg wen u go born?

I never knw oo �

I be pregnant �� �. ..never even turn omo





















Poor.

ThatFairGuy:
Sighting this 1000 note as an example, The Arabic inscription on it simply means NAIRA DUBU(Hausa language) in Transliteration which means #1000.

It's Hausa language but written in Arabic.

The Arabic word for a thousand naira is ألف not نير دوبو as it's on our thousand note.

I can also write egberun naira (Yoruba language) in Arabic as we have it in Hausa language (but written in Arabic) on our note. As well as in Igbo.

أيبر نير egberun naira (#1000).

IT'S JUST A LANGUAGE as explained in this write-up, nothing like ISLAMIZATION. We all need to look away on some certain things if we must live in peace, Which is ESSENTIAL.

I can sight some examples of what we're also using in Nigeria that are related to Christianity but no fuss from Muslim side.


WE NEED TO STOP ALL THESE UNNECESSARY FUSS

Why looking away!!!!! Why not do the right thing as a country with many nations inside of her....


Use the official language to express anything that has to do with country, not a specific language popular in some parts!
Water is wet!!!!


English language is the official language!!!! For God sake!!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Common black lexus es 350 of 3.5million naira na im you buy for a workaholic
If na the rx 350 na i for say you try...

Ogbeni...na 3.5m..why you dey argue with me..my guy collect am last week...

For all those quoting me to say shit...let me tell you all that nairaland is a faceless forum and as such na big boys and big girls dey here..the laptop am using is 1.2m
The two phone am using is almost 1m

You must be a real niggarr...i just tire for some nairaland members o...that car na from 3m to 3.5m

Oyaaaa boss niggar....i dey hail oooo

Mafo

Funlag:
Trump to win

Chai u bad oooo, is this a laughing matter, what's so funny here , Imagine Biden (a Muslim and satanic) by some people wining the election.... not funny man









Well make me too laugh small

Lol


He's not asking them to stop counting in PA, NC , GA or AK....

But Michigan??

wakaman:
Trump orubebe
Him done loose, anybody wey ipob support dey loose.

Seriously oooo lol

coolfredo:
Am from akwa ibom. There is this nebor of mine, he is a barrister he never buy condom before this yr de last time he wanted to have sex raw de lady refused he came knocking at my door around 11pm asking for condom. Another guy when covid19 was more popular people were wearing mask this guy came to my office i asked him to wear a mask he said "since him born he never use condom before HIV no killam na corona virus go come killam" say he no fit wear any mask

Hmmm even with condom sef I dey fear.....

I carry olosho daran oo....based on say I be ( hust niggar) I dey yab I love u I love u anyhow....
The girl collect my number, na hin she go dey Call me Everytime ooooo..she come realized I no get gf join, chai, she won turn her to house wife already, I blocked her unblocked her again, but don block her again now, but I dey fear small Sha...cuz nah C&S she be..., She come dey reason me dey make me feel guilty say I broke her heart, . shey I no dey pay her ni.... fucking hell joor

Now we know the state that man was talking about yesterday

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Where is the NSCDC in all of these?

This year, the Amotekun was created. Why can't they be involved?

We always like to throw away money in this country[/color]

That NSCDC whatever, nah totally waste of resources...they can't do anything, except sch inter-house sport and the likes... imagine with their fat pay

Chirowman:
What others are spending 15 years to become a judge 2 seconds him don become a judge.

Seriously, judge with Cutlass
Him sentence u, him carry ham out immediately

GraceMicheall:
Youth



Youth



STOP BURNING PROPERTIES,


#GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Majority of nairalanders re not even partaking in the physical protests, go into the street and tell them urself to stop burning properties!

Imagine.....

azmanaty02:
This is the worst time to be a police man in Nigeria

That kind eye wey people go dey use look them for street hen,


Like " see ham,nah him dey come so..him pikin dey go ABC primary sch at the other street...

Over 4k discharged??

Maybe we should add NCDC matter to the protest too

nzeobi:
What is Peter obis crime,alleged human heads were found in a hotel and he was advised to demolish the hotel so as to serve as deterrent.
Even you read the story well, the author of the story exonerated Peter Obi.

I'm actually talking bout the fund...

Hmmmmmmmm, I so much liked Peter obi until now, was thinking he was so saint and honest atleats out of all the governors.....chai 75b naira gymnastics account!!! .......

Haa...mad o..

I think we should have secret independence Nigerian nationalists/Patriotists just like how they use to have in the United States !!!


We seriously need to delete some elements in this country if you get what I mean!

Mgbadike80:
#EndSARS: "We Drank Our Urine To
Quench Thirst In SARS Cell"--SARS
Victim

#EndSARS: "We drank our urine to
quench thirst in SARS cell"---SARS
Victim Recounts.
As the ‘EndSARS’ campaign
continues to sweep across the
nation, a 23-year-old man has
recounted his horrifying encounter
with operatives of the Special Anti-
Robbery Squad (SARS), Awkuzu, in
Anambra State.
It was learnt that some SARS
operatives had been threatening the
young man and because of this, his
real name is concealed.
It is, however, important to note that
Amnesty International is solidly
behind this young man in his quest
for justice. For the purpose of this
write up, he would be called
"Chijindu".
Chijindu was arrested on February
13, 2017, in Anambra State, after he
was accused of stealing a laptop.
He was moved to Awkuzu SARS
around 6:30pm that fateful day. He
recalled that immediately he was
dragged to SARS office, he was
frisked and his money, N15,400,
which was in his pocket, was
confiscated. The policemen also
allegedly collected his wristwatch,
necklace and phone.
He further recounted: “When the
Admin officer saw me, he directed
his men to go and hang me. They
took me to the back of a hall and tied
me with ropes. They tied my hands
behind; tied my two legs and then
joined the ropes in the hands and
that of the legs by the back causing
my chest to protrude.
They had two already prepared iron
stands where they used to hang
people. They crossed an iron rod
through the ropes and then lifted me
up by the rod and hung me on the
iron stand. They started using all
manner of items to beat me,
including machete and sticks. They
inflicted injuries on me.
“One of the officers, Simeon, used an
exhaust pipe to hit my teeth,
breaking them. I was left hanging for
more than three hours. I shouted
until I started vomiting blood.
Another officer, Agaba, told them to
bring me down; that he didn’t want
to hear my cries again. When the
officer left, my torturers forced a
handkerchief into my mouth and tied
it with a rope. I was in that state for
more than two hours and then I
became semi-conscious.”
According to Chijindu, when Simeon
came to check and noticed he had
almost lost consciousness, he called
their team leader, Aghaogu, who was
also the second in command (2ic) of
the team. Aghaogu ordered that
Chijindu be brought down.
Chijindu said: “They dumped me
inside the interrogation hall. Simeon
brought my phone, and asked me if I
was the owner. I told him I bought it
with my money. He took out my two
SIM cards and destroyed them with
his teeth. He then dropped the phone
into his drawer. He told me that it
was exhibit.
“Aghaogu instructed them to take me
to cell five, which is the worst cell in
Awkuzu SARS. Those in cell five
hardly eat or drink water. The next
morning, they brought me out of the
cell and took me to Onitsha. They
forced me to go and show them
where I sold phones and laptops. In
Onitsha, at Emeka Offor Plaza, they
arrested four persons, alleging that
the four guys bought things from me.
“But the truth was that I had never
met any of those men in my life.
They also took me to my aunt’s
house in Onitsha and arrested her
son. When we returned from Onitsha,
they returned me to the place where
they had hung me the previous day.
They threatened to hang me again
since I didn’t want to confess.
Another officer, Peter Emiator, took a
2×2 wood and started hitting me on
my two legs. He said that he would
cripple me since I seemed to be
stubborn.
He gave me several injuries.The
scars are still on my body.”
He said that at a point, Aghaogu took
Simeon to one corner and had a
discussion with him. After the
discussion, Simeon returned and
without blinking, pulled out his gun
and fired Chijindu’s right leg. Another
officer, who witnessed the cold
blooded shooting, reprimanded
Simeon.
“My leg started bleeding. Simeon
told him that he shouldn’t worry, that
they would treat me. Then they took
the singlet of one of their victims and
tied the bullet injury and returned me
to cell five. The owner of the singlet
was terribly tortured and shot in the
leg and dumped in the cell without
any treatment. He died the following
morning as a result of the torture,”
Chinjindu recalled.
The following day, the person that
allegedly complained that Chijindu
stole his laptop, paid a visit to SARS.
The suspect was brought and right in
his presence, the policemen started
quizzing Chijindu about the laptop.
Chijindu said: “I told them that I
didn’t know anything about the
laptop. The complainant left and I
was returned to the cell. That was
the last time I heard from the
complainant. He didn’t visit again. I
was kept in the cell from February
13, 2017 to March 17. We were not
given food except some Reverend
Sisters or family members of
detainees bring food. The Reverend
Sister usually bring food on
Thursdays and Saturdays.
On March 17, there was a rumour
that the Human Rights people were
coming on emergency inspection of
Awkuzu SARS. The policemen
brought us out; we were 10 in
number. They put us in bus and
moved us to another of their cell in
Neni.”
The Commander at Neni told Chijindu
and other suspects to remove their
boxers, which was the only garment
they had on. The suspects were left
naked. The commander instructed his
men to take the suspects to cell one.
This cell is nicknamed, ‘condemned
cell.’
Chijindu narrated: “We passed two
passages and then went to a third
passage, leading to the cell. After a
while, the commander came to
address us. He promised to speak
with the OC at Awkuzu, to permit
them at Neni to give us water to
drink.
“We waited for two days without any
food or water. Then some of us
started shouting from the cell, calling
on them to give us water. Some of us
started urinating and drinking the
urine. One of the officers at Neni,
nicknamed ‘Too-much-money,’
admonished us to save our strength.
He said that we still had a long way
to go. Because of this admonition,
we shouted the more. We screamed
that it was better for them to shoot
and kill us, than to starve us to
death.
They replied that they preferred to
watch us die one after the other.”
When the suspects continued to cry
weakly for water, the exasperated
policemen allegedly teargas them
into silence. The suspects started
crying; they prayed for death, but
death refused to come. They were
brought out from their cell, and
teargassed again, but this time with
another kind of teargas; this one was
wrapped. The policemen then locked
the suspects inside, with many
almost choking to death.
Chijindu said: “It was terrible. All of
my fellow inmates collapsed. Some
were foaming from the mouth. I was
the only conscious person, but the
effect of the gas was bending my
neck and twisting my two hands. We
were in that condition for three days.
On the third day, they came to check
whether we were still alive.
"They found that we were still
breathing, although the teargas had
dried almost all the water in our
system, making us weaker. They
washed the cells and applied some
substances after which they returned
all suspects to cells.”
All this while, the suspects were yet
to be given water. Chijindu said that
they continued to beg for water, but
there was no succor.
The Station Officer (SO) asked if any
of the suspect came to the world with
any cloth, they responded no. He
then asked them if they would go
with any cloth when they died, they
also responded no. He then left them
without saying another word.
Chijindu noted: “It was then we
realized that it was a death
sentence.”
He continued: “After that week, one
of us, Ifeanyi, was bailed, leaving
nine of us behind. Before the end of
that second week, four, among us
died; Okechukwu, Uchenna,
Uchechukwu and Chinedu. Their
corpses were left with us in the cell
until the policemen were ready to
evacuate them.”
Chijindu further revealed that on the
third week, three persons died;
Ngirima, Victor Azubuike and Ojoto.
Two among the corpses were moved
after a full day in the cell with the
suspects, while Ojoto’s corpse was
left in the cell with the suspects for
three days before it was evacuated.
Chijindu said that the corpse Ojoto
was already decomposing before it
was removed.
“When the policemen were taking
Ojoto’s remains away, I heard them
saying, “this one don rotten; no need
to carry go Akwuzu, make we bury
am for here”.
I managed with the little energy left
in me to stretch and peep through
our tiny window. I watched and saw
how they buried Ojoto beside a soak-
away-pit at the back of their office
there in Neni,” said Chijindu.
On Easter Sunday, one of the officers
came to attend to suspects in the
cells. He told the suspects that their
commander would celebrate Easter
for them. Alas, nothing was given to
them.
The following day, which was Easter
Monday, while Chidinju was praying,
he heard Tochukwu give up his last
breath . The suspects alerted the
policemen and Tochukwu’s corpse
was moved.
But before Tochukwu died, two new
suspects had joined them in the cell.
They are Ifeanyi Mba and Ekene
Nwoke. They were both transferred
from Akwuzu. When Tochukwu died,
Ifeanyi and Ekene started crying.
A week after the death of Tochukwu,
there were moves to bail one of the
new suspects, Chinjidu secretly
handed him a piece of paper. The
paper contained non-inked written
information on how to locate his
sister and the direction to his home
in Nnewi which he had managed to
scribble with a piece of broken
broom stick.
The young man fulfilled his promise;
he located the home and family of
Chijindu. He disclosed to them, the
horror the young men were passing
through in SARS detention facilities.
Chijindu family contacted some
Human Right activists. It was
discovered that Chijindu family
members didn’t know he was in
detention. They had been looking for
him, almost about to declare him
missing. Chijindu family and the
activists started making frantic
efforts to get him out.
They were further worried after
hearing that he had a gunshot wound
on his leg, which was festering.
Chijindu said: “The Human Rights
people went to Awkuzu and asked
after me, the OC SARS called the
Station Officer in Neni, who was
behind our cell taking his call. The
OC reprimanded the commander for
allowing us to survive. I overheard
their conversation because the SO's
phone was on speaker. The OC
accused them of giving us food, an
accusation which the SO denied.
Then the SO and his men brought all
of us out and started flogging us.
They were mad at me. They searched
everywhere, looking for writing
materials or phone, with which I
communicated to the outside world.
They couldn’t find anything. They
threatened to bring me out and
“finish” me. On April 24, 2017,
around 9:30pm, some policemen
came to Neni and took me to
Awkuzu.
“The following day, which was a
Tuesday, policemen brought me out
to the see the OC SARS. The OC
asked me if I was Chijindu, I said
yes. He openly expressed shock that
I survived Neni.
The OC then asked me whether I had
eaten anything, I said no. He asked
me what I wanted to eat, I told him
that I wanted liquid as I found it very
difficult to swallow. He asked them
to go and get me tea with bread.
The following day they took me to
Magistrate’s Court at Nteje.”
When Chijindu was arraigned, it was
discovered that there was no
complainant, no witness. He also
didn’t have legal representation. The
police charged him for armed
robbery. The Magistrate referred the
case to High court.
The New Telegraph Newspaper, had
earlier chronicled an award winning
piece on the killings of suspects and
other atrocities committed by SARS
men across Nigeria. The chronicle
was recognized and applauded by
the Wole Soyinka Centre of
Investigative Journalism.
The atrocities in SARS had spanned
many Inspectors-Generals of Police,
but it is on record, that former IGP,
Solomon Arase rose against such
horrendous activities. It was also
during his administration that some
SARS men were dismissed for killing
detainees and other shocking acts.
Immediately Arase left office, the
Force went back to its old ways of
flagrant impunity.
An Amnesty International Nigeria
spokesperson, Mr Damian Ugwu,
reacting to those support SARS
activities, said: “It was disheartening
to see pictures of young man and
women in Port Harcourt and Abuja,
carrying banners in support of SARS.
I often wonder how far some
Nigerians are willing to go to survive.
Most worrisome is that some people
who claimed to represent Anambra
State were also part of the charade.
For the record Anambra State is the
home of SARS Awkuzu.”
According to Amnesty International,
detainees were subjected to “horrific
torture methods, including hanging,
starvation, beatings, shootings and
mock executions, at the hands of
corrupt SARS officers.
Ugwu, said: “A police unit created to
protect the people has instead
become a danger to society, torturing
its victims with complete impunity
while fomenting a toxic climate of
fear and corruption. Our research has
uncovered a pattern of ruthless
human rights violations where
victims are arrested and tortured until
they either make a ‘confession’ or
pay officers a bribe to be released.
Most of the time, huge amounts
ranging from N100,000 to even
N500,000 was paid to secure the
release of some of those detained.
Failure to meet such huge financial
demands meant imminent death
while in detention. The SARS officers
are getting rich through their brutality
because as you can see, it seems
that torture has become a lucrative
business.”
Amnesty International said it found
130 detainees living in overcrowded
cells at a SARS detention in Abuja
known as the ‘Abattoir’.
Investigation has showed that people
detained by SARS, are often not
allowed access to a lawyer, a doctor
or family members while in
incarceration. Yet in various cases
where victims of police torture or
other ill-treatment attempted to seek
justice, the authorities took no
action.
“It is time for the authorities to
ensure that officers responsible for
such human rights violations are
finally held accountable. There is
also an urgent need for robust
legislation that ensures all acts of
torture are offences under Nigeria’s
criminal law,” said Ugwu.
The Police Public Relation Officer
(FPRO), Jimoh Moshood, has
dismissed allegations of torture and
crimes leveled against SARS. SARS
was established by the Nigeria police
to tackle armed robberies. On
December 2, Nigerians took to the
social media to condemn impunity
among SARS operatives. One of
those who shared their experiences
is Chijindu.
Moshood told Nigerians to be wary of
their use of social media saying the
#EndSARS was started by someone
with an ulterior motive. He said the
social media was porous and users
should be cautious.
His words: “Somebody who has an
ulterior motive put up the hashtag
and said #EndSARS now. Nigerians
should be mindful because the social
media is very porous. What is the
cause of the outcry in the first place?
This was why the IGP was concerned
about the cause of the outcry. People
should be mindful of the intention of
the person that put up the hashtag
that people are falling into it.”
According to him, SARS has been in
operation for over 40 years and
those calling for a scrap of the squad
should disabuse their minds as they
are performing their duties well.
Speaking concerning complaints and
allegations by some social media
users of being brutalized by SARS,
Moshood said Nigerians should
report complains about the
operations of SARS.
He said: “We’re not saying there is
no infraction. If there are infraction
not only in SARS personnel, even
other conventional policemen that
carry out other responsibility, people
should report to us and it will be
addressed. When you have
complaints, report to us and it will be
addressed.
There has not been any specific
violation of human rights leveled
against any SARS personnel. So
anybody that is spreading such a
rumor is not doing the nation any
good. SARS has no excesses and
when there is any, we do investigate.
The call for SARS to be scrapped
should be condemned by all well-
meaning Nigerians.” the Police
spokesman said.
SOURCE: https://web.facebook.com/
AnambraOnline/
posts/1493588180719445

https://www.nairaland.com/4239124/endsars-drank-urine-quench-thirst#63375277

Hmmmmmmmm imagine doing that to ur fellow human being, not to talk of same tribesman.........

alsudan:
Analog Generation trying to wrestle with a digital generation. There can only be one winner.

The hackers should go a step further by hacking Aso Rock Cameras, especially inside Jubrins room, we wan see something.

Lol u won see the kind of bed the president dey use abi
Why not add to see the kind of chair and TV wey dey cheif of staff office......lol

I'm sure not only him, even Lord lugard too.... turning in his grave now.

This Police re stupid ehn...not just the SARS alone .. imagine a mopol officer asking me to bail out my surveying instruments...( poles, Total station etc) before him can release my ID card........


Nah Young surveyor I be, I no be criminal

#Endpolicebrutality#
#EndpoliceCorruption#

That lone girl protester inside the rain for Delta nko??

GOTVee:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think banning sars Is wrong and we should learn to live with their excesses. Majority of present yahoo boys are future armed robbers. What do you expect someone who doesn't have any skill than stealing from people to resort to when yahoo stops paying? They either commit suicide or turn to armed robbery just to live above their means. This is why i blame we Christians for encouraging this menace called yahoo boys. Even in churches the pastors don't care if you scam or rob people as long as you bring money to their temple. How many Muslims are involved in yahoo? How many Northerners have SARS operatives harassed? Are there no sars in the north, why are northerners not complaining like we southerners? We Christians need to learn a lot from the ways of life of the average northern Muslim. Their ways of life is guided with the tenets of Islam and they are so contented with whatever they have and would never get involved in cyber crimes.

Don't you realize that the average yahoo boy and cultists poses a security threat to your lives in future? Do you know how many have died as a result of the atrocities of yahoo boys? We need SARS to deal with those heartless vermins. Yahoo boys are no different from armed robbers. They only rob with phones, gadgets and deceit and since SARS are against robbery they must keep tracking every youth living above their means . Instead of ending SARS, why don't we end fraud and build a sane society?

I support SARS sad

When they kill ur relative, that day ur head go get oil.......

phreakabit:
Iwobi 1/10- - - -- - Utterly USELESS as a no 10. USELESS!
Onuachu- 3/10- - - -- - No service
Chukwueze 3/10- - - -- - Just poor
Onyeka 3/10- - - -- - Just poor
Semi 4/10- - - -- - Not good enough
Kalu 4/10- - - -- - Not good enough
Ekong 5/10 - - - -- - Decent
Balogun 7/10 - - - -- - Nice performance
Tyronne 7/10- - - -- - Nice performance
Sanusi 7/10 - - - -- - Nice performance
Okoye 8/10 - - - -- - The star today

Ahmed Musa 3/10 - - - -- - Should retire, its over!
Moses Simon 2/10 - - - -- - I don't even know
Mikel Agu CHAI!- - - -- - CHAI!!!
Kelechi Ihenacho 5/10 - - - -- - Was decent

This ur rating review can kill somebody lol

But one could be layed off just anytime in a private uni, I suppose that ur current job is govt owned!.....

Just follow ur heart...



I'll quit that relationship, I hate threatening in my life..... imagine

Mowsid:
Time for payback.......Afcon 2019

Make hin no shock you if you see add-on

First class MTH (calculus) ....
While the lecture was going on I dey reason myself waiting I come here come do sef

Las Las I shall dey alright at the end