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Usefulsense:
I am currently in AU. In case you need to send Naira to Nigeria in exchange for your AUD, I am available.

What is your rate. Need about 15k for tuition

tjcoded:
Available 40_____44.
17kfully box

Available?

I really do not know why you all are falling for this guy's bait. No Igbo man will save his moniker as Southern Igbo. Then use same to spill hate-filled thrash about other people. It's a deliberate act by some mischievous folks to heighten the suspicion and mistrust of the Igbos by the other tribes.

This man literally predicted the exact move of Peter Obi 8 years prior.

HUSTLER001:
The boy caught is stupid! I remember when i use to run my late dad beer palour.On weekends we make the most sales&that is when i apply wisdom.I remeber back then,when you sell three crates of beer,the profit on top of it is enough to buy one crate.So, i buy one crate with the profit and make my personal profit before replacing the crate of beer.So,i'm doing dads biz and also doing my biz and in the end no one is cheated. A mutual association is attained and the record book is balanced.

Still dubious. Those profits you made aren't still yours. The freezer that got the drinks chilled isn't yours. The power, the sound, the environment belongs to your dad. You ripped him off under the guise of being business savvy. You were nothing but a crook. Try this with me, better don't get caught, lest, the aftermath will be too sour to be told

We are a Clothing factory in Ibadan currently serving the corporate and casual wears needs of customers across Nigeria and beyond.

We are currently in need of a secretary/social media manager.

Duties include but not limited to:
Book keeping.
Keeping the brand's social media pages active by posting contents and engaging audiences.
Managing inflow and outflow of jobs.

Must be social media savvy.

Send C.V. to Brandistarapparel@gmail.com

Biafrannuke:
If you believe your president is buhari you can believe anything.

Are you saying our president is still Jubril?

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So I posted this on Facebook but since my friends have refused to comment to it, maybe out of fear or disinterest or shame. I decided to bring it here.

backbencher:
He did, and because of that, he got into power.

The simple fact is that, whoever proposes the removal of fuel subsidy is going to be opposed by millions if not most Nigerians. That is what happened in 1993, 2006/7 and even in 2012.

Buhari in 2012, had lost elections several times, and was looking for a means to get power in 2015. Opposing subsidy provided the means by which he could get into power. He played cunny man, opposed subsidy along with most Nigerians, and got elected. Now, having seen how subsidies impact the economy, he has woken up. Too bad he could not listen to the wise words of people like NOI or SLS back in 2012.

But he isn't the reason why GEJ was unable to remove subsidy completely. The reason is most Nigerians, including GEJ supporters, who opposed and marched against it. If GEJ had totally removed subsidy in 2012, he would have lost the 2015 election by an even wider margin...plus APC would have brought it back, and reversed the gains being made.

So we kept a bad programme , which enriched a lot of people illicitly and further decimated domestic petrol production, to say nothing of getting us into more debt. Anyway, subsides on kerosene, diesel and gas went...good thing.

It's the same reason why even people like Abacha never contemplated total subsidy removal.

The painful thing is that if we had removed the thing in 2012, by now we would have been enjoying the benefits , and we would have been over the worst. Plus we had higher oil prices in 2012, meaning that there would have been enough cash to pay the poor to help them prosper.

INFACT, the partial removal of subsidy GEJ did was used to pay for things like SURE P and some improvements in public transport (just as the partial removal of subsidy by Abacha paid for the PTF). things THAT could not be sustained when oil prices crashed in 2014.

Anyway, subsidy has to go. The oil income is falling, and it is becoming more difficult to sustain subsidies. Unless we pay taxes at rates of 50% of our income .

Since no one is ready to do it. Let me do it on their behalf. Bros, sense far from you, and if you continue like this, lass lass na the 30k bondage you go rot. Nmeeeh like you

The only good thing this government has achieved is to pool quite a number of online half baked PR persons for it's constant whitewashing as a performing governor.
It either one organisation is hyping the governor for being the governor with the least smelling poo or they are taunting us with pictures of project that will not pass a constituency project for a lawmaker elsewhere.

Make all the noise, the governor is still a failure. I crisscrossed the state this last December/January, my on the spot conclusion is that, Enugu (minus it's metropolis) is still the least developed state in Southern Nigeria with the worst network of roads.

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If Facebook Language translator is anything to go by, it's evident the hard reality of this government has caught on with a majority of northerners.

BBC Hausa posted Garba Sheu recent comment that No one can destroy Buhari's government but the comment box is awash with differing comments

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Judging by the time I'm commenting on this thread you can tell I'm having sleepless nights with the thoughts of improving my financial wellbeing. Let's leave English. Guys Mouth dry no be small. So a friend has been posting charts of his trade on his whatsapp status that caught my attention. I asked him to teach me how to trade, he asked me to go get 50k (as per friend) as he used almost 100k to learn.
Now some newbie questions:
Why is the training so costly?
How much did it cost you to learn
If I learn it and I start trading with 100k for instance, what's the highest I can turn it to.
Can I lose it all?
What other advise will you give

Sorry if I sort of derail the thread. Just desperate.

I urgently need to travel from Lagos to Awka but I dont know the situation of the road presently. I've heard tales of terrible experiences of those that embarked on such long distance interstate trip. Now I'm wondering if the journey is possible at all irrespective of the difficulties.

Please share your experience if you have successfully transited 2, 3 or more states during this lockdown or know of anyone who did.

How much has he given

DoubleEngine007:
I thought it was only me that saw that... Only April fool,the dude is writing a book already... And babe was busy sleeping.. Nigga was busy composing a text book ,that babe will answer with just one word.. Op below..

Funny how people spew poo confidently on what they know nothing about. If I write epistle to her it's nono' your business. Long texts work for us. Simple. If you can't find the humor in my attempt to prank my girlfriend, the most you can do is ignore.

born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

I was going to reply you with same tone. But on a second thought I, I decided not to add to your grief. It's a new month. The positive vibe around me is so insurmountable. So I got nothing but love for u. Stay safe

Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

Thank you guys for the replies so far. Wish to get more

Thank you guys. I wish I could get more.

Sabby1:
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me
(Philippians 4:13)

Noted and Thanks

Hey guys, We run an Apparel shop and are currently having a creative block. So we decided to crowdsource our next project idea.
We'll like you to please share with us any bible verse you think is sellable in the Nigerian market if printed on shirts. We'll so appreciate your contributions.
We promise to credit the ingenuity of the creators of selected quotes with a free sample shirt bearing the quote, to be delivered for free to anywhere the person resides.

Note: The bible excerpt may and may not be quoted verbatim and may have some Nigerian vibe to it. Thanks.
Eze, from Brandistar Apparel.

ubunja:
"MGTOW FOR LIFE"

Or

"RED PILL FOR EVER".

Noted and thanks. I think I like this. Will present it to the team

Hey guys, We run an Apparel shop and are currently having a creative block. So we decided to crowdsource our next project idea.
We'll like you to please share with us any quote or slang you think is sellable in the Nigerian market if printed on shirts. We'll so appreciate your contributions.
We promise to credit the ingenuity of the creators of selected quotes and slang with a free sample shirt bearing the quote, to be delivered for free to anywhere the person resides.

Note: The quote must sound original, a little sultry and may have some Nigerian vibe to it. Thanks.
Eze, from Brandistar Apparel.

Hey Fashionistas, We run an Apparel shop and are currently having a creative block. So we decided to crowdsource our next project idea.
We'll like you to please share with us any quote you think is sellable in the Nigerian market if printed on shirts. We'll so appreciate your contributions.
We promise to credit the ingenuity of the creators of selected quotes with a free sample shirt bearing the quote, to be delivered for free to anywhere the person resides.

Note: The quote must sound original and may have some Nigerian vibe to it. Thanks.
Eze, from Brandistar Apparel.

I have heard and read plethora of opinions on the recent saga of the assassination of Iran's General, Qasem Soleimani, some informed and the others stemming from minds with hollow depth. One thing that has become glaring is the polarity of the arguments and I'm here wondering, how much of this divides can there be.

West Vs East
Christian Vs Muslim
Sunni Vs Shiite

Now ask yourself, would your argument still be same if you had found yourself on the other side of the divides. HYPOCRITES!!!

I think 1 of the criteria they used in selecting the ministers is whether they finished from Ahmadu Bello University or not. So so ABU graduates...