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Modernist:
We dared a friend to do this in school then, he got suspended he did again, he was expelled, his pops took him to Canada

Modernist:
We dared a friend to do this in school then, he got suspended he did again, he was expelled, his pops took him to Canada

your friend is lucky

even a budget has its own budget

almakiyyun:
Whose forces killed Albagdaadi? Who killed Osama binladen? In which country did the killings take place?

you only know what the media wants you to know it's why I don't involve myself with such discussion btw how sure are you that they are really dead? have you seen and confirmed them?

Boringdraw1:
What can I say?

Let him finish i'm next in line

Boringdraw1:
What can I say?

Let him finish i'm next in line

is this a punch line

almakiyyun:
. Trump invaded people's country, he kills them and still term them terrorist. Nawa for your dull brain o. So it is good for Trump to kill?

as much as I don't support biase argument and with the magnitude of respect I hold for all religion and it's followers, this is however not true sir.

rentAcock:
Sadly, ISIS does not revolve around 1 person. ISIS is a movement, an ideology, and they are hard to eradicate. Their leaders die as martyrs and are forever revered by their followers.

Nonetheless, one evening he will be using the toilet and then look up to see a US tomahawk missle heading his direction.

Isis is the mythological hydra , I laughed when trump talked about safety and all that bull scrap, kill one of them, two more will come, Isis keeps adapting and so does it's ideology, somethings are just there to stay .

invigilator:
AMW... Reminds me of a Sniper in PUBG

invigilator:
AMW... Reminds me of a Sniper in PUBG

PUBG baddest, Lolz I see you.

there is only one kiki X knows and this is not her.

Bluezy13:
10-15 years ago, it was almost unheard of that a phone was stolen in a church.
Now church instrument, offerings and even Bibles itself are stolen.
Religious masters dragged in the mud of sex scandals here and there.

Religion devaluation creeping gradually Into the society.
Reality dawning on people that there may not be any God beyond the heavens.
People now decide for themselves.

The good people apply that reality to better their lives and humanity, while the evil people take advantage of the same reality to perpetrate evil for their selfish intentions such as stealing which was once considered an abomination by the same people who once thought there was a God capable of striking them dead should that same evil be perpetrated in a suppose God's arena.

To justify these happenings and still ascribe relevance to Christianity just like the poster above me and the posters below me;
Religious practitioners call it "End time"
I...a freethinker...call it Reality

money gathered for a pastor who came to my church was stolen before he left the church, that's inside life under 25 mins we couldn't find money for pastor to buy fuel again.

babythug:
The issues have eaten deep into
The marriage and are not likely to be resolved without external counsel.

Itemise clearly what the issues are and call two
Matured people in her family. And have a round table with them. If things don’t get better in six months get ready to split up amicably.

She seems unhappy and resentful of a few things in the marriage. What I sense is having
So many children all at once sent her into some
Depression which she never really got treatment for! It can be overwhelming and not everyone can manage and adapt to married life so easily!

She’s also got temper issues obviously to hit the dependants so severely

I wish you good luck

your opinion got my attention when you talked about her having so many kids at the early stage of the marriage, I honestly feel this is the biggest clue to the problems, marriage life is not easy now talk about been a mother when you should be adapting and learning all about marriage and how best to cope with it, I feel alot of frustration and perceived neglection coming from her and her anger is getting the best of the situation.

there is a big difference between been a wife and a mother as there is between a father and a husband, something I am not sure both parties have fully understood

I don't think she ever adapted to bee a wife in the first place before becoming a mother.

things like this have made me consider family planning and marriage counseling as a major factor for me when I do prepare to get married plus the fact I want to marry a career woman who is willing to take her career to the high.


that woman is severely stressed and depressed if you can't help her I am sorry to say but for your own peace and safety you may have to consider a divorce, violence is one thing I fear the most in cases such as this.

I hate opening a thread and just see people bashing other people's region or countries mehn that has got to be the most craziest thing I can imagine.

damn it people,you have an opportunity thanks to technology to cut across your community, your state, your country, your continent, your religion, your cultures ,your traditions and the only thing you can think of is how bad the others are.

this is really crazy but hey I guess we all have our highs, perhaps you guys get high on sht like this but it's really annoying.


I have been in online communities across the globe and I am just happy to be black and a Nigerian In there and when I meet up with other blacks and white I never fail to represent Africa in general, why can't you all just accept the fact that bad things happen everywhere and focus on the good part,why the consistent hate it makes no sense.

before your stand by your country, remember your continent, no tree makes a forest, if you say bad things against a fellow black man cos he ain't from your country remember most whites don't see that , what they see is an African and by virtue of that word, your negative remarks ends up affecting you too.

I always thank God because the generation were not giving the responsibility of coming together to help free Africa, go do your history research, every Africa country stood by each other while they fought for their freedom.
we were all blacks, we were all family, we were one country and one continent, whatever hurt the other country was felt by all ,it was why I loved history as a kid, because I found out our strength was in our bond, brothers in arms that was who they were, they are the real Africans.

Every county has its fair share of both the good and the bad but somehow we always seem to enjoy poking our fellow country open wounds and sores for the world to see.

One Africa, never forget that.

x gave x his x and till date x is still x

MrNipplesLover:
dem for commot her clothe make person see toto for outside.

well-done sir , you can also try any of the above listed pornographic sites google can offer you .

its not just a black man thing even white do it, it's something that's up there in our brain unconsciously .

imagine saving up for a year for a shoe and going through thick and thin to save that much for this shoes and when you finally get it while coming back you see a beggar wearing those same shoes.
that feeling is natural In all of us.

but while we can't get over that feeling we can control our actions, taking your so called injured pride on a fellow being like this is senseless it may be justifiable but I bet there are other ways to go around it.

titiloyeblog:
A 30-year-old man, Mohammed Babangida, has been arrested for allegedly defiling a 9-year-old girl in Adamawa State.

The man was picked up for the offense by the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (#NSCDC), following an intelligence report from residents.

Babangida, who responded to questions from newsmen, said he had given the girl N50 and N20 on two occasions and it was on the third occasion when he gave her N50 that he attempted to rape her.

“I started but I did not finish,” he said, adding that someone knocked on the door and that was how it ended.

He asked for leniency, saying, “I have not done it before and I will not try it again. I have a wife and children. The government should pity me and not ruin my family.

I want to beg for forgiveness as a married man with children based in Bauchi; I don’t want this shameful thing to wreck my family.”

source: https://www.titiloyeblog.com/2019/10/i-started-but-didnt-finish-act-before-i.html

titiloyeblog:
A 30-year-old man, Mohammed Babangida, has been arrested for allegedly defiling a 9-year-old girl in Adamawa State.

The man was picked up for the offense by the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (#NSCDC), following an intelligence report from residents.

Babangida, who responded to questions from newsmen, said he had given the girl N50 and N20 on two occasions and it was on the third occasion when he gave her N50 that he attempted to rape her.

“I started but I did not finish,” he said, adding that someone knocked on the door and that was how it ended.

He asked for leniency, saying, “I have not done it before and I will not try it again. I have a wife and children. The government should pity me and not ruin my family.

I want to beg for forgiveness as a married man with children based in Bauchi; I don’t want this shameful thing to wreck my family.”

source: https://www.titiloyeblog.com/2019/10/i-started-but-didnt-finish-act-before-i.html

Usain Bolt, you started and did not finish thunder fire you there!!

saaron:
Fortunately this could be a blessing in disguise. For revolution to occur, there must be an atmosphere of hunger, suffering and misery to a level that cannot be tolerated. Thankfully the useless regime is doing a good job in that area.

wise words, a frog can be as comfortable in a pond of boiling water but not until it's skin starts to boil, it begins to look for a way out.

the revolution I dream of will come, we won't have to post about it online, we wont have to shout it, we won't have to make demands, we won't think much, one day we will wake up and begin that revolution.

the devil now needs a lawyer to defend himself too, naija which way

NIGERIAN FLOATING STATION

I used to think the seven years of trials where those who refuse to worship the beast will be hunted and persecuted was the worst thing anyone can come up with, honestly I told myself if I ended up there, black people where going to make it out alot cause we had rationality and our moral values, in other words we wouldn't behave as such animals to do such evil to others these days I can only pray I die a good heart at the right time before that day comes.

because we give the devil a name, color, gender, religion, culture, region, we have turned blind to his actions.


#ONE_PEOPLE

ola33t:





There is a subtle peculiarity in the just concluded BBN. As obvious as it is, it is not easily noticed.

Looking at the heights of these girls and that of most female housemates this season; their tiny legs, tiny bodies in relation to being built in their special parts.

It shows the organizers of BBN this season specially went for petite female housemates. Does it mean only petite girls went for auditions?


I would have said the organisers are low key pedos, but then.

hmm I actually think you have a point.

Sirbifest:
Me and my boss were gisting during lunch ,that was how we both know we are Nairalander, his moniker is popular here, truly , Nairaland is a faceless forum, to those small boys that always mention and quote Nairalanders with abusive and tribal war , you need to change, please change.

to the woman that torture those maids , she should be subjected to that same treatment

well. said.

where is ajebutter 22 and yung6ix ,anyways very good one op nicely done.

imitateMe:
I laugh at people who say women still fight themselves. If you see the thief of your marital bliss, please shake hands with her and let her go with a smile

imitateMe:
I laugh at people who say women still fight themselves. If you see the thief of your marital bliss, please shake hands with her and let her go with a smile

I laugh at people who say women still fight themselves. If you see the
thief of your marital bliss, please shake hands with her and let her go
with a smile

Nbotee:
He shld b castrated and den raped with a police baton so he'll understand d pain dey went thru.. Imagine d ediot talking about getting a second chance

Nbotee:
He shld b castrated and den raped with a police baton so he'll understand d pain dey went thru.. Imagine d ediot talking about getting a second chance

I think he should be raped first and after then castrated or in fact raped while been castrated , we go call am dual justice.

Easybela:
tension kii u there

Easybela:
tension kii u there

no mind the rapist, no be only tension na tension cable, the criminal is also a nepa man in training

CRIMINALS AFTE BEEN CAUGHT WILL NOW TURN TO GUIDANCE AND COUNSELING GURUS.
" castrate the ewu and send his balls to the family "
I hate paedophiles.

Ikem11:
Listen young man, the problem with we humans is when we think we better off than others and try thinking they should change.

Don't try changing humans cos u didn't create them... All u can do is learn to cope with them and if you feel is something you can adopt to quit and life goes on.

That girl got a good heart I can imagine from you write up... But never try changing her and thinking your marriage will be healthy.

How your family of friends thinks or see your partner shouldn't concern you as long as she suites you close doors... The worse marriage is the close door fight marriage don't ever get your self involve in it.

Best of luck.

I could have used this advice some years ago for real but I learnt my lesson and it has made me a better person in the making, we get this false ideal of perfection in those we love that we constantly want to see it in them.
thankfully after my worst and only break up I learnt a lesson I intend to teach my kids some day too.

Truckpusher:
I don't really you.

Why can't you guys just respect boundaries and still coexist peacefully.

I personally hate going to church I dislike attending weddings, birthday parties in fact anything that will force me out of my comfort zone to socialize with people in large group turns me off and my wife knew how to let me be and not after we had our fights when she noticed initially.
She can't change her life entirely simply because she's getting married to you nau.

you have a point there, marriage is all about adaptation and just like sculpting the more you try to carve that perfect piece out of her the more you ruin the sculpture.
respect is everything too.

ginaolo:
Hi

I’ve been with a lady for some time now but I’m starting to have doubts about this girl.

My main concern is that she is too reserved and she doesn’t like to do anything that involves people. I come from a big family unit and she’s always avoiding family get togethers, outings, even to meet my friends and socialise with them is a huge problem. We’ve gone out very few times, she’s met my mum and a few friends, but she avoids meeting them most time. I addressed it to her and she claims she has social anxiety but for how long can I continue like this? All she wants to do is be at home. My family are already starting to get the wrong impression of her and they believe she is proud. I know my older sister is not too fond of her because of her quiet nature and I think this will take a toll on us in the future if we get married. I don’t want a wife that cannot do basic things like go out with me to events or represent me well. I don’t want a wife that will be hiding in the house 24/7.

Another thing is that she has some stubborn traits in her. She’s a lovely woman, she’s very kind, compassionate and she motivates me a lot. When she’s around me alone she’s very cool, but when it comes to going out and doing things, she starts acting up. I cannot deal with her shy nature as it’s too much and it’s becoming embarrassing. She’s 24. What do I do please?

currently dealing with the same thing with an in-law of ours, she is indeed what you call a good wife and a daughter in-law, she just happens to be not the associating type, doesn't visit much, talks less, and prefers to rather be at home alone, I mean her husband travelled for a business trip for like 5months and she was home alone .
I don't have any problem with her because inside that quiet personality, she is a rare gem and a great home maker and for us that's very rare to find.

any way you have to sit her down and talk with her, ours is becoming a lot better lol purposely her husy just likes dragging her out to the family and with her kid and escapes with the guys lol, it seems you really love her and that is a a big deal you should consider first.

anxiety ,low self esteem has gotten the best of some of us at some point some can wave it off and others can't easily, maybe you can help her out.

in biology the teachers tells you the brain is within skull and controls the activities of the body whilst the heart plays in keeping the body stable and functioning.

in reality Dickson does not care infact it has seized biological mandate from those two and is now running it's own government.

this has got to be one of the most funny and odd post but mostly funny, OP I like your style of writing .