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hah lolz I dey sweat on top phone wow and to think I came second in scramble this year for school chai dear brain we have alot to talk about , MY SHOUT OUT TO THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT happy SUNDAY to you all

ogbuefi677:
lolz.
All these abokki and talk.
A quarter of the abokkis you see are from Niger republic and Chad and the indigenous Nigerian abokkis love it that way,so where them wan start?

ogbuefi677:
lolz.
All these abokki and talk.
A quarter of the abokkis you see are from Niger republic and Chad and the indigenous Nigerian abokkis love it that way,so where them wan start?

those ones are special immigrants who are usually given special visa once election period is coming.

xpool:
Her mother was stupid, but the way one of the teachers pulled and pushed the girl's head, just to film her face was too bad. In civilized world the teacher should be facing a case of child abuse now, you don't bully a child because you want film her face and show to the whole world. Imagine the everlasting stigma. In Nigeria we assess issues with unnecessary emotion, the fact that she fixed eye lash to school though not encouraged, is pure youthful exuberance. Girls do it. During holidays, many parents excessively beautify their daughters in the saloons and change back when it is school time. It is not a taboo. Why did the teachers not show were the shameless mother was pushed by the security man. He who comes to equity must come with clean hands.

to know a guy typed this is worth celebrating, nice one.

Alono78:
I hope they won't expel her too

from the school 's statement about her cooperation and remorse I doubt it besides she did more damage to herself thanks to her wonderful mom.

DonBenny77:
Leaders of tomorrow that never comes

DonBenny77:
Leaders of tomorrow that never comes

leaders of future past

Ariza:
I read a thread here sometimes ago where Men were advised to marry and learn to love those who love them and only use and dump those they love.I asked how does one learn to love but my question was left unanswered, the ones who tried to answer only danced around it. No procedure or How to was provided and I laughed. How men bask judiciously in so much ignorance amuse me! They believe women learn to love so they can do it too.But only the wise one would ask how women easily divert this so called love on their children as soon as they are born neglecting the fathers. Was the love ever there?


The truth is you can never learn to love, you can only learn to appreciate.Love is not something you can create but Gratitude, you can. The misconception comes when people mix up love and gratitude. Contrary to what we see movies like a man learning to love the woman he was force to marry, No! he only learned to appreciate and live with the woman after his brain has been reconfigured by a terrible situation that might have caused him to lose the Good woman.

Op, you can't learn to love. You can only learn to appreciate, learn to be with and learn to accept your Man. In this case, look at the positive sides of things, compare his good qualities to what others do not have and accept him. I wish you luck.

finally!!!! wow you must be out of this world I was about to say something like its impossible to learn how to love and then your comment offered me more than I could imagine, thanks for this one you're 100% right on this

me am still wondering how I dated one of the most beautiful girl in my school when my mirror will refuse to reflect my image then I remember say hustle be dey pay steady, my hands and my brain were not ugly likewise you my guy no dull focus on your work, earn good and watch fishes fly into your net lol but seriously bro


trust me I no fine reach you oh but the idea of been beautiful or handsome is a personal decision and choice in other words if you think you are ugly, you will act like one, think like one, do like one and let people treat you like one which is bad.

beauty is in the mind of the owner and eyes of the beholder, first is what you think of your self, trust me man, there is one chick just somewhere around the corner waiting for you plus get working on your personality, improve that, be the Alpha male you should be, act like one and do like one, work and earn money and relax your mind.

good luck dude and never never ever feel like you're ugly, money might bring the ladies around truly but the ones who stay at the end there is something else you will have to offer to them and that is something I want you as a guy to work on, that something is you yourself.

Lucyliz:
Please I am really scared and confused right now. I need serious advice.

It happened when I and my boyfriend broke up due to some misunderstandings, we were not engaged then.

We broke up and didn't contact each other for weeks. Then I traveled to Ogun state at my grandma's place for somethings. I met this guy and we got along well. We go on outings, had fun and eventually had sex. After that it dawned on me and I regret it. I ignored him for some days and later came to my grandma's place to look for me.

We talked and he told me he want us to start a relationship. I declined and told him I have no feelings for him.

After a week I left Ogun state and came back to Lagos.

Afterwards I got back together with my ex and now we are engaged. We haven't picked a wedding date yet but we planned it to be next year.

Fast forward to last Month, my fiance told me he needed to rent an apartment for one of his friends coming to lag to stay permanently.
He got the apartment and the guy came to lag..
I didn't get to meet him until after a week...
I was in a mall with my fiance and he called him telling him he need to go out since he was bored. He came to the mall and behold it was this same guy I met in Ogun State. I knew I was doomed .... I got really scared and nervous at the same time cuz my bf never mentioned or showed me his pics before...

He was only looking at me without saying anything except to my fiance... I was even scared of leaving their midst cuz I was scared he would tell my fiance....

Later that week he called me with a different line and told me it was him. I ended the call immediately on hearing his name....

I can't tell my fiance what happened btw us or he would never forgive me...

The guy has been calling but am not picking his calls am scared of what he might say...

I told my friend abt it and she asked me to have an agreement with the guy never to tell my fiance but am really scared about everything and confused....

But then I remember have seen his face on my fiance phone before but didn't pay attention cuz he was on lowcut there...

Have been acting funny around my fiance especially when the guy is there and he is starting to suspect something is going on...pls help me...

I can't lose my fiance and I don't want the wedding called off...

Pls kindly advice but I can't tell my fiance cuz he often tells me he can't have a taste of what his friends have tasted...

I can't stop thinking and crying...

Pls help me I beg u all

hey sweetie I know you are going through alot right now so please do read my advice up above I am not a relationship expert but I have emotions and feelings and I can understand how it feels at this crucial moment of your life.

there is something they say about pain

"by anticipating our pains , we hurt ourselves the more "

in truth you are hurting more than you are likely to once you get this off your mind so please no more tears, read my advice and if you want to talk just tag my comment.

I know how you feel... wait I don't know how you feel I have only dated once lol but hey I know you're in a panic mode right now which is something I can relate to, I can imagine how restless you must be right now hopefully you get to read this and take an advice.


firstly don't let anyone get into your head saying all sort of trash about you dear you're human and I can assure you, we may even do worse if we find ourselves in your position.


secondly you are not guilty of anything, the relationship was off meaning you too went your separate ways and trust me the first two to three weeks of a break up is usually a bit messy, we do All kind of shit just to get away from the hurt it doesn't matter whose fault is it, it happens , it's a reason among many you could have slept with your guy's friend and even if that ain't the reason trust me when I tell you that you did nothing wrong.

thirdly you have to talk with your boyfriend's friend and for what it is worth because I don't know about this friend of his but I am human and a guy myself and we like to take advantage of situations please dear don't let any one take advantage of you I know you're at a desperate and confused stage right now but relax take a breath and tell yourself it's okay, talk to him find out what he wants if he hasn't told your man already then something is up and three things are involved here, one he wants to keep this a secret or he wants you to tell your man himself or he wants to take advantage of the situation which I fear the most but here is something you are not seeing he has alot to lose as you do if e tells your man the truth maybe you have more of the lose but definitely he too has a part of it.

four, it hard to see a relationship crumble sweety but trust me it's bitter and hurtful if you go into this union with such secret, this is not some random guy this is your man's friend , my only relationship of four and a half years came crashing because I couldnt tell the truth it came back to hurt me even when I thought it was all okay, don't let your man find out for himself, be brave, pray, be confident and reassure your self that you did nothing absolutely wrong and go talk with him, trust me part of the restlessness and desperation you are feeling now is because you are already anticipating what he would do if he knows the truth.

don't make a mistake now, I know what marriage and even been with the one you love means but no relationship can succeed truly without the truth remember this : YOU GUYS BROKE UP WHEN THIS HAPPENED ANY SENSIBLE GUY SHOULD AND WOULD UNDERSTAND this.


another thing I have up in my head is what if this again is some set up I mean do you think this is a coincidence, yes it can be but I want you to sit it out and think about it again what if something is wrong here with this whole drama you're in, your man can be playing a smart one with his friend too but then again I am just thinking out loud.

whatever your choice is I just want you to know you are not guilty of anything here and don't for any reason let anyone treat you like that.

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ant wey stand gidigba ...constant
ant way just newly come ...Debutant
ant wey like to disobey ....defiant
ant way get serious issues ...deviant
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ant way no to dey sure of something ...hesitant
ant way Don vow ....covenant
ant way too fine ...enchant
ant way still dey tender... infant
ant way dey do business ...merchant
ant way dey stay house... occupant
ant way dey catwalk ...pageant
ant way too dey sure ...adamant
ant way dey happy ...exultant
ant way dey succeed ...dominant
ant way dey join others shout ...chant
ant way dey smell nice ....fragrant
ant way dey clean things... Fumigant
ant way dey inside something... implant
ant way dem dey hand for neck ...pendant
ant way dey react sharply... reactant
ant way be agbero... miscreant
ant way get three other brothers... quadrant
ant dey exciting ...resonant
ant way no dey busy... vacant

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Starboyyy:
lol....these guys sha,my type of niggers ....when you have loved ones around, you can feel free..... fvck forming!

asin eh... thats the good an healthy life

what my guy doesn't know that he could be the next victim of a 1000 ways to die #civil explosion

now his news has hit FP

okenwa216:
Ho wait, that’s practically not possible to me. I am a guy. And I was once a child. No amount of sex can make a guy bleed. Or does he have p***y. I am even surprised when they say a guy can be raped. How does his thing get erect without being in the mood ?

wait your comment doesn't make any sense but perhaps this is sarcasm at its best or a badly thought out joke.

The actress revealed in an interview with Zionflex that she stopped
going to Church because of the level of hypocrisy there


this is a stupid reason for quitting church hopefully not the religion , I myself am agnostic but I live by the moral laws and just idealism religion has installed in me.

making. the sa6mistakes my dad did

hisgrace090:
Only foolish people act or move without proper investigation,

I still can't believe a landlord would do such or act in such a stupid manner like really, you have the decency to build such a modern and nic3 apartment but lack the decency to make formal enquiries as to how the rent is been paid or managed mehn in U.S. omoh e will not only pay but go to jail for assault infact attempted threat to life make the guy go police tell them say na robbers enter e house jhare the landlord go eat Christmas beans for jail

talk2oxii:
Dear Nairalanders,

Please help me find simple but deep(meaningful) matching names for my boy and girl twin.

hey check the above names and congratulations

Deon and Dawn
Harry and Harley
Adrianne and Adrian
Divine and Dillian
Darren and Dorine
Nathaniel /Nathan and Natasha
Lucy and Lucian
Marvin/ Mervyn(male) and Marvel (unisex)
laura / Lory and Larry
Samuel /Samson (Sammy/sam) and Samantha (Sam)
Troy and Treasure
Daniel and Daniela
Ava and Alvin
Joel and Jewel
Cherish and Cedric / Clarence
Cynthia (cy) and Cyril (cy)
Michaela, Michele, and Micha and Michaela, Michele, and Micha.

Annie001:
Everything is wrong with being black
I can relate
My next life I want to be given birth to in obodoyinbo sometimes I don’t blame the white because all this yeye bleached African slay mama look down on people with normal black skin, see them as ugly beside if you can bleach your skin to look like them you are also a racist
Drops mic

this is stupid.

sometimes I look at the wickedness of some people and I just ask myself, are you sure this people have blood in their veins or is it mirinda they have in their veins?

DRPAIT123:
Now, you just called her the name of one of the best movies and TVs Review site in the US

RT is over hyped bruh, people hardly pay attention to their criticism this days with consistent and familiar faces constantly criticizing movies over and over again, I think RT is starting to look like those judges on AMERICA IDOL.

that journalist has Mirinda ..wait she has Pepsi running in her veins.

Richy150:
That's what they called love, real love.

not everyone understands what that word means dear friend .

1kbusiness:
Wow. This your story get plenty twist. When I thought I knew where it was going, bam, the story took another turn.

Now you've taken my joy away.
Was just ready to bash someone really hard.

Anyways, permit me to look for small money here.
I convert people's logos to a 3D format logo that they can use for their social media pages for just 1k oh.

If you are a motivational pastor or speaker and you have all those your amazing sessions you want typed out, just send us a message, we can sabi do plenty things.

mehn reminds me of me back then perhaps I may share my misfortunes someday.

efembaba:
I didn't believe this until I watched d video.. Mehnn.

I recently read of the woman who had a rocket launched grenade In her face, the doctors put their life at risk just to get the live grenade out of her chin without shaking the grenade ,they did that operation under the sun, see I can say it's all God but I have to give a part of that credit to the brave men and women out there risking their lives to help others, it's not easy, they're the true heroes and heroines

efembaba:
Boy this looks like science fiction... The man is a new man

if you think this is science fiction you should go online and read about a boy whose head was ripped out from his body leaving it attached to the spinal cord only, guess what a doctor reattached it back

Ryan03:
I really hate to call you stupid but you are stupid. And how will the police be aware of this without inviting the girl over? The person who posted this obviously is aware of the maltreatment the whole time but did nothing till the police got involved yet you blame police for inviting her to the station. Yes I mentioned you again and what will you do if not your usual ranting with your dysfunctional brain? Waiting for the barking of a rabid dog

*...before she handled her over to the police*


does this sound like an invitation by the police, before an invitation is honoured or carried out the police must have had a prior knowledge of the case at hand it's like a warrant either search warrant or and arrest warrant which needs to go through a proper channel namely a court order and proof of its importance before the police or a detective can obtain one against a P. O. I or a suspect.
I still don't know where you found the word INVITE or INVITATION please if you can find it let me know.

* the person who mentioned this is obviously aware.... *


would you tell me the CNN reporter who reads out a news on the TV have or is a witness to the news or would you sincerely believe that 90% of the news you read or hear are actual witness account or report?


the police didn't ge5 involved like you put, they were called to arrest her please get a dictionary and check out the meaning of handed over " TO GIVE SOMETHING AWAY " the contextual meaning points to a fact you have refused or declined to agree with.


I am not gonna insult you , it's beneath me, if you want to carry on please do, I got alot to sort out in life than spend time arguing this with you and oh please don't expect a reply from me, do have a nice day.

Ryan03:
will you shut your trap? I see you have comprehension issues, try read and understand. Do you know the difference between arrest and invitation? Without inviting for questioning, how will police investigate the claims of the woman? And where exactly did I say the girl was accused of stealing? I said "maybe" cause that's always the claim most of these employers make. So underage girls don't go to police station? Are you sure you are OK upstairs? How do underage get to juvenile detention centers? Isn't it obvious to you that the woman will end up being detained after investigation? Or you think police don't also have blood in their veins?

This young girl in pictures below is a maid and the way she is always
beaten and frustrated by her madam was unbearable so she decided to
leave.
But immediately she told her madam of her intentions, she was locked
in a cage for two solid days, before her madam handed her over to the
police.
According to an eyewitness, the little girl was taken to Isheri Police
command in Lagos.




three quarter of the posted story... if you have issues sir go and find your solution and stop been stupid to the core, get a Brain and most importantly use it stop relying on your brain tissues for answers.

and don't try to tag me bro, I promise you , you won't like the next reply I will give you.

Xisnin:
Any developed country with strong law enforcement can effectively shut down gun
illegal gun acquisitions.

Most thieves will never get their hands on guns in such a country.

Do you think we should legalize murder since there will always be murderers?
Perhaps we should scrap the police since all criminals can't be stopped.

I doubt how effectively you think developed countries can do this, trust me with all the technology and scientific discovery ,trust me things don't go that easy.


and you forget man's ingenuity when he needs it the most ,2018 rated kitchen knives and other cutleries as been the highest in terms of murder weapons too.

but I get your point though.

henryobinna:
I think the age is 21 not 18

not all places, 18 can purchase long fire arms too in some parts