Lero15:

Oh sorry.
Bottled water nko? I don't mean the #50 own o. There's one of #150. Chilled gan ni. Oya take am, and gimme my pure water.

Maximum hailings Sir.

amicable09:


Ehen! I caught you red-handed... Wetin I go do now? Any nairaland police on patrol?

Wow!!! great honour to be caught by those dear fingers of yours. Nairaland Policemen are on recess

I love the way you write.

amicable09:
Where are you coming from? . I saw your hand somewhere, confess!

*raises hands up* Oya please! I will confess. I did it ...ehn...yes!!! the....

I am here

Tawny17, you look familiar

sovicangel:
where b ur area

Area close to yours. I/rd axis
Good morning everyone, do have a great day ahead.

Cuteyangel and Stevostical thanks so much for your concern, you guys rock. I eventually submitted yesterday.

However the deadline have been extended for those who witnessed technical hitches. READ:

The Official Chevening Page (Facebook)
We are pleased to announce a record number
of Chevening applications this year! Due to an
unprecedented volume of applicants accessing
the system in the final hours before the
deadline, we had to make some adjustments to
the application system. If you were affected by
this, please visit www.chevening.org/
2016-2017-applications for further
information about what you will need to do by
12:00 noon (GMT) on Thursday 5 November.

Concerned fellows should take note. Success to all.

cuteyangel:

Pls check all d characters in the essay. Take off " and use ' instead...just go tru d essay line by line and correct. Had same issue but v submittied

OKAY ...THANKS

Stevostical:

Can you try using another browser to do it, maybe chrome or the new opera Web (not the Opera mobile browser). Try it and see first. Try to re-edit first.

I've tried those browsers, i will try re-typing directly.

Guys, i'm unable to submit my career plan essay. It's been displaying "unrecognised character" message since Saturday. I have tried everything possible all to no avail.

cc Davide470

vfactor:
The op is an half baked graduate or no graduate at all for not observing the rules of punctuation and paragraphs in English.

SECONDED!!!

sovicangel:
Sovic....job applicant... Ibadan... single

NOTED. Abi na you be that fair geh wey dey stay my area ni?

singlefade25:
says who? upload your picture first.

2 questions for you:

1. Are you truly single? If your answer is YES, why?
2. Is 25 your football age?


Happy Birthday to charming Jamean , may you witness many more fulfilling years.

goldendainty:
*receives the hug*

thanks, but what's d hug for

To welcome you here na...

goldendainty:
.................

*Oya receive holy hug*

huslerr:
Please I don't have a passport now. Would it affect my application in any way?

I'm afraid it will. Though the advert states "Valid Passport or National ID" there's only a space for "passport number" and not "ID number" on the application portal, so go get a travel document asap Bro. CHEERS.

Drkul:
Hello people, 2 weeks to go! how is it going? Am still on the essays, wish everyone of us success.

AMEN! AMEN!! AMEN!!!

Chai!!! not in Lagos, who will help take my CV along? I need a career change.

Luke1001:
i am chief doctor professor president igwe 1 of nairaland...
ar u feeling me?

Haaaa!!!

Jamean:
Jamean was here, in view of Eureka

You're recognized

This write-up is educative, well-done OP.

ibiyemi93:
Hi Viktor1...got same... good luck to us
Have you taken the online assessment.

viktor1:

no o, i will do that tomorrow. have you do yours?

All the best to you guys. But how did you apply?

Happy belated birthday Hollabesea, I see God doing a new work in your life...Llnp

Lepagirl:
If I may ask,is this job section or relationship section

You don finally comment. This is the job beer parlour
Oya introduce yasef ...

veevean1:
Shoo I miss road nii? All of Una wey dan get job abeg port to family and romance section make we see road. In other words go and marry.

Seconded and Thirded

Drkul:
Hi people, pls anyone applying throught the chevening partner uni?
I intend to but don't seem to know how, my application appears as Nig chevening.
Does my choosing any of the partner uni as 1st choice, make my application to be automatically that of chevening partner uni even as it still appears as Nig chevening. *confused*

Universities and Companies (e.g Shell) makes up partners. To be considered for a partner scholarship, you MUST make the university your first choice (for University partner award) & your course MUST relate to what the company approves (for partner organizations' award). For partner sponsorship, you will be competing against others in the same category. Click on the partners link on the website to learn more.

uchezzz:
Pls do i need to apply to the university in uk first or just pick any university n course?

Research your choice university and the intended programme. Your choices should relate to UK priorities in Nigeria. Visit the site for more on that. Cheers.

Drkul:

As you applying for chevening, you can be applying to the universities too, before the deadline for submission some of the schools should have an offer for you

If she gets an unconditional offer, it's fine, but this is not a criteria to be fulfilled before submission. Unconditional offer must however be secured by 14th July, 2016.

naanxie:


Abi na.


Cos marriage these days na God's grace. Even when you feel you gat everything covered (enough money, the supposed right age, good partner, what have you), something just goes wrong. I'm not saying in all cases tho.


Every marriage is different sha.


How you take know say I be lepa? I'm very big o. lol

Good morning.

Even waking up every morning is by God's grace.

With God a blissful marriage is absolutely possible.

I know wan chook mouth for this marriage matter jare ....Marriage counsellors in the house, keep it coming enjoying the read

Ehen so you be lepa ...i saw a "Lepagirl" viewing the topic never knew you are one

eseh1:
Pls in d work experience..do u tink 1yr nysc can be ussed as work experience?..i worked 40hrs weekly in an hospital o..pls I. Need answers. Tanks

Yes it is.

lincDzinc:
Hello guys... I really do not know much about this scholarship scheme. I would like to know if an applicant must have an Admission Offer first before applying?

No, but you must have secured an unconditional offer by July 2016.

naanxie:

So, generally, whenever you feel you are ready for it, go on If divorce comes in, sign the papers and *in jayz's voice* onto the next one
I can't talk too much!

Lepagirl good evening

Bloomingbud:

Yes.

That's great, which set? I will send you a PM so we don't derail this thread.

Femmyfamous4u:
@wroskian, nooooo i never attended such school ooo. back to the topic, i even asked that my friend if she did anything to ensure i was the only one who was available but she said she didn't do anything as such. by God's grace i'll get the and most importantly, the pay must make sense ooo. By the way, the job is for sales representative for a real estate company on the island.

Alright, may God grant your desires according to his will.

Bloomingbud:

FGC Ikirun?

Yes. Is that your alma mater?

http://www.surejobsng.com/2015/10/latest-graduate-jobs-in-an-oil-and-gas-marketing-company.html?m=1 Give this a try, it's for Quantity and Quality Control Officer. Good luck.

chiMoni37:
GOOD DAY EVERY ONE....i graduated with 2:2 in pure and applied chemistry ...my core areas are nuclear/inorganic chemistry..physical/organic/industrial chemistry...i did my internship at priority aluminum ltd where i served under the EXTRUSION DEPT....Pls anyone with a good offer[JOB]for a fresh graduate in any discipline sHOULD FEEL FREE TO PM OR TEXT ME on 08060819005...or my mail wud be more preferable @ jessembachu@gmail.com ...... Thnk u nd God bless .

OSHUKUNUOGBO:
THIS RIDDLES AND JOKES ARE RELATED TO CHEMISTRY...ENJOY
* If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
EXPLANATION:In chemistry, an alloy is a mixture of metals. Silver and Iron are both metals, so if these guys teamed up they wouldn't just be allies, they would be alloys too.
*Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
EXPLANATION:The symbol for sodium on the periodic table is "Na," which when said as a word is pronounced like nah, another way to say no.
*I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because allthe good ones Argon.
EXPLANATION:Argon is an element on the periodic table. When you say it out loud it sounds like you are saying "are gone
*If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
EXPLANATION:This is a play on the phrase "If you're notpart of the solution, you're part of the problem." But inchemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in thebottom of the vial. So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution.
*The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist seesthe glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
EXPLANATION:The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed.
*Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
EXPLANATION:The atomic symbol for oxygen and potassium are "O" and "K," respectively. They get together they spell OK.

Nice one Bro.

Femmyfamous4u:
hey guys,i just wanna share my today's experience here. a female friend of mine told me of a job opening at the other branch of her place of work and she forwarded the email to send my cv to which i did. i got an invite for interview 2 days ago that i should come today by 8a.m. lo and behold, when i got to the venue by 7.56 hoping 2 see peeps for the interview outside, to my utmost dismay, i saw no 1 outside. i called my friend to confirm the venue again and she said it was same place. i got into the building and i was asked to sit at the reception. after a while, a lady brought an attendance form to be filled which i filled alongside a written assessment form to be filled which i filled. i waited 4 about 3 hours and nobody joined me 4 d interview. i was then called in for d oral interview which was conducted by a 2-man panel. it took about 25 minutes and she appeared convinced and said with a smile 'mr xy' we'd get back to you. i was just wondering how will i be the only one to respond to a job invite.

Hello Bro, did you attend FGCIK? Your moniker relates to a friend's nickname back in the days.

Hollabesea:

Happy new month If i hear

You HEARD!!! .
Happy Birthday in advance October pikin, communicate the precise date, so we can come and pop something o

*Modified* 14 days time. Got that.

TheRealAdonye:
Lol Yes o.
Flight back was smooth. I no hit any NEPA wire on my way back.
How your waka?

Waka over smooth. See you at the International conference

Hollabesea:
I'm afraid of u guys now...spies nd secret agents everywhere

Lol...you have nothing to fear. Police is your friend, FBI is your brother

naanxie:

No plans jare.
Laundry and sleep

Seems most people just wanna sleep at home, but i know the holiday won't pass without some movies sha

@TheRealAdonye, no be you i see for Benin conference?

Happy Independence Day everyone. God Bless Nigeria.