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Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship) - Maiden Ed. by wroskian(m): 11:41am On Jan 03, 2017
Nice gesture Xfire smiley It's being a while Bro, happy new year. Let me know if I can be of assistance (pro bono) in anyway. CHEERS!!!

Btw, is Darrellrivers still on Nairaland?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by wroskian(m): 9:26pm On Dec 30, 2016
amicable09:
Ah! Nobody should take my space o! cheesy

I remember this time last year, chai!
I even had a mingled boo grin
I don't know the state I belong to now.

Lastm.umu, is it you and I?
Wroskia.n, is it us?
Lero1.5, we are still an item abi?

... Coming with my nomination list cheesy
I believe this is your way of reminding me that our contract expires 31-12-2016, 11:59PM sad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/Vacancies Section Awards 2016 ★ by wroskian(m): 5:43pm On Dec 30, 2016
Okay. I'll be right back. grin

***modified***

1. Most Helpful Joblander: Dmainman comes to mind.

2. Funniest Joblander: LatestLastMumu

3. Gate crasher of the year: Pass

4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female):
Male: LastMumu, HotSemo
Female: Pass

5. Most Secretive Joblander: Blui... grin okay, Pass

6. Most Motivational Joblander: Debbie.

7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: Pass

8. Most friendly (Male and Female):
Male: Wroskian cheesy Davide470.
Female: Amicable09, Jamean, Jazmiynne.

9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: Pass

10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: They hid their pishures...Pass.

11. Mr Casanova: Thinking...erm..erm... Yes, Davide470 dey try small sha grin

12. Miss Dainty: Pass

13. Most Connected:[b] Debbie, Eremy.

14. Webster Of the year: Pass.

15. Best newcomer: Pass.

16. [b]Most Popular (Male and Female):

Male: Eremy
Female: Debbie

17. Genius of the year: Pass.

18. The All-Knowing: Pass.

19. Most controversial: Pass.

20. Job Searcher of d year: Pass.

21. The Ideal Candidate: Wroskian grin...I need that oyel job asap.

22. Poster of the year: ...

23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section : Pass.

24. Thread of the year:
www.nairaland.com/1909933/post-entry-level-industrial-trainee https://www.nairaland.com/2907013/updated-new-job-vacancies

25. Couple of the year: *Clears throat*
Amicable09 & Wroskian (It is not how far but how well. We ended well grin) *runs out before the arrival of Lero15*

Cc: TheRealAdonye
Romance / Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by wroskian(m): 1:59pm On Dec 30, 2016
BARAJ92:
lastm.umu , Le.ro15 , wrosk.ian where are you guys, I thought ............
So, someone cannot sleep throughout the day again abi? sad ...and what were you thinking?

Amicable, I wish you all the best in your hustle cheesy
Jazmiynne:

Lol wetin she need dem for?
Dem de ur village? Shebi na village husband she de fain lipsrsealed
Thanks for this. What would you like to drink?


I don't just understand all the grammar flying here and there

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 2:42pm On Dec 27, 2016
amicable09:

Just negodu!
Hours spent in the kitchen sweating yet no Danke! Now you are referring me to Mej and Beau to learn how to cook. This matter don get K-Leg!

I will go to them.
I will go.
Just know that after the training you will wish I never went tongue because I will show you pepper!

You don't know my wife material is up for grabs
I am a trader o... Don't spoil my market cheesy
To show commitment to your personal development is now a crime ehn

An all-expense-paid learning opportunity at Mej & Beau's school of Culinary Technology is a lifetime one o, you can even graduate with a PhD if you so wish...with that, the price of your wife material will go up by 150% cheesy

I strongly believe you will show me palm oil instead of pepper after the experience. Don't mention & Happy learning wink

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 8:34pm On Dec 26, 2016
amicable09:

Lolz.
You no get teeth again
Which kind complain be this?
No spoil market for me o tongue
You dey ask me if I no get teeth shey? You have been crushing me for the past 2 months and still you don't know what I like ...when will you learn?

Even my friend Kaboninc didn't enjoy the meal angry
I agree your indomie cooking skills is second to none, but who indomie don epp? Man must wack better food na. I suggest you visit Jamean & Beau49 to learn some culinary skills asap.

Btw, are you now a trader? What market are you selling?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 3:17pm On Dec 26, 2016
amicable09:

Lol.
Bia wroski, what do you mean
lipsrsealed

My village is a tourist site tongue
You can come check it out yourself cheesy
Send the address tongue

Howdy? Hope you got your share of the chicken I personally fried?
Okay na you fry that meat? shocked Why the thing no soft wella now? You try sha cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 7:28am On Dec 26, 2016
amicable09:

Merry Christmas to you wroski and to all Joblanders. I am sorry I can't talk much now but I love you all.... I see network disappearing from my phone grin
cheesy
It seems you travelled to that your village where there is limited network lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 9:28am On Dec 25, 2016
Merry Christmas everyone, may the joy of this season be permanent in our lives smiley

Where is Davide470? Oya, abeg come slaughter this chicken for everybody, Amicable09 & Jamean will complete the remaining process grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 9:15am On Dec 23, 2016
Bunnysmallz:
hello nairalanders,i just followed this channel, hoPing to meet nice PeoPle,and also get something to lay my hands on.A graduate of banking and finance from a rePutable university.smart and intelligent. cheers wink
I can see this is your first post on Nairaland. Welcome smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 10:38am On Dec 22, 2016
tolutweety:
Good having you around today.it was fun.
cc: wros.kian
Yes Bro grin it was fun. More bitcoins to your wallet wink I wish you all the best. smiley

Guys, I am officially out of this year's get-together again embarassed embarassed It would have been an uncommon opportunity to meet all the damsels and great guys from this room. I send my Christmas greetings to everyone & a branded hug (specially for the damsels) to be delivered on a diamond studded platter by my able guy- Tolutweety- as a token of my love for you all, kindly love me back by accepting it wink smiley


By the way, no awards this year?
cc: Davide470, TheRealAdonye

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 7:10pm On Dec 18, 2016
Good evening Fam, hope you all are doing great smiley
Tolutweety abeg send me message for whatsapp make we yarn. Thanks.
Career / Re: Mid-life Career Crises. Please Help! by wroskian(m): 3:52pm On Dec 16, 2016
Oga Jarus, please help this nairalander. Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by wroskian(m): 5:42am On Dec 16, 2016
Human Resources Personnel (Assistant) at Oasis Oilfield Services Limited
Oasis Oilfield Services Limited is one of the leading African-based integrated onshore/offshore energy facilities and services providers, with a commitment to grow in the following sectors: research, production, transport, transformation and the sale of oil and natural gas; providing high quality services rendered through technical partnerships with credible international companies. Everyone who works for Oasis loves a challenge, continued growth and excellence – and we put people, the environment and integrity at the centre of our activity. Oasis offers challenging and rewarding jobs for those who wish to opt for an international career with a company preparing for continued fast development in a market roaring with opportunity. Furthermore, we organize specialized training programmes to enhance the skills and knowledge of our employees in their daily jobs, to perform their work within a safe working environment and to maintain our high standards of service to our clients.
Job Title: Human Resources Personnel (Assistant)
Job Location: Ojodu Beger, Lagos State.

Job Description
• The candidate will be responsible for effectively managing the activities of the company and supervising the staff to ensure production activities are conducted efficiently and smoothly.
• He will also provide the required support to staff for effective meeting of company targets.

Roles and Responsibilities
• Use a number of management information systems to record, maintain, plan and manage the organisation's human resources.
• Monitors and appraises staff performance.
• Communicates decisions from management clearly to staff.
• Conducts recruitment exercises for the company.
• Conducts induction and training for newly employed staff.
• Oversees the daily managerial activities of staff and ensures targets are achieved.
• Take part in enterprise bargaining talks where employees, management and unions discuss the development of specific work arrangements and conditions (pay and hours of work, for example).
• Ensures compliance to safety standards in the organization.
• Maintains technical and professional knowledge through continuous self-development and trainings.
• Maintains an orderly and productive working environment and ensures staff compliance to company policies.
• Keeps staff records updated and develops job requirements and descriptions for all positions.

Qualifications and Skills
• HND/Degree in Arts, Sciences, Social Sciences (Economics, Commerce, Human Resources Management, and Law), Engineering or any related course. Master’s degree is an added advantage.
• Minimum of 2 years’ experience in a similar position.
• Reliable and trustworthy.
• Strong interpersonal skills.
• Knowledge of Health and Safety standards is an added advantage.
• Highly skilled at communicating with and managing subordinate staff.
• Good oral and written English communication skills.
• Ability to multi task.
• Influencing and negotiating skills to implement personnel policies.
• Potential to handle a leadership role.

How to Apply: Candidates who meet the above requirements should send their CVs/Resume to hr@oasisoilfieldservices.com.n
g using Job Ref. as subject of mail.
Salary: N140,000-155,000 Per month. Allowances and bonuses inclusive.
Note: Only qualified candidates will be contacted for interview via e-mail.
Application Deadline Date
11th January 2017.
Career / Re: Is Masters Degree Over Hyped In Nigeria? by wroskian(m): 3:45pm On Dec 15, 2016
OmaniPadmeHum has given a summary of the whole problem. I totally agree with the notion that our system made MSc seemingly "useless" while it is supposed to equip an individual with practical skills necessary to advance a field of study & the country as a whole. We really have a long way to go in this country.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2016
tolusan:
Hello JLanders. Its been many months. Compliments of the season to you all; especially my old time e buddies. Amicable09, wroski.an, proudo.lodo, ksstr.oud,ab.mimbex... I've forgotten monikers o.

I am here again.
Una good evening.
Do I need to do introduction again?
Welcome back the great SAN. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: UPDATED. Pls Help!! What Are The Legal Implications Of Getting A Woman Pregnant by wroskian(m): 4:41pm On Dec 11, 2016
jahsharon:

Did he rape her? If so, he should be jailed without option of bail. However, if he did not rape her, instead if the untrained girl opened her pusssy to be fuccked at her own will, then you are very very stupid for the nonsense you typed above. A boy and girl enjoyed good fucck together, it nows becomes the boy's fault that the silly girl could not protect herself from yeye pregnancy. Only God knows how many bad guys are fuccking the same biitch.
Your comment has just given you away as an antisocial being; in fact, your comment reeks of severe dysfunction and narcissism and the earlier you seek help the better it would be for your children in future, that's if you care about them.

If you are saying the girl is "untrained" for getting pregnant, I belief someone like you who would sleep with anything in skirt and use insulting words against another person with no reason is just demented. I understand instead of giving the Op a workable advice on how to accept his mistakes and make amends, you would rather prefer the baby growing up with inadequate parental care and become dysfunctional probably to the extent of becoming a nuisance to the society like you are. I am not surprised you are incapable of giving a reasonable advice, obviously it would be too much of a mental activity for you.

While I understand the Op like many other guys has a motive to "chop and clean mouth" which I'm totally not in support of, I belief asking him to take responsibility for his actions is not too much of a demand and that is my opinion. Mr. man, I think making yours known without insulting another person would do you some good, so next time use your brain and learn to be civil.

I know you would further give proof to your foolishness by quoting me again, but I don't have time for you. The thread is all yours to display your foolhardiness. BYE
Romance / Re: UPDATED. Pls Help!! What Are The Legal Implications Of Getting A Woman Pregnant by wroskian(m): 7:54am On Dec 11, 2016
tolusan:
But wro.skian you harsh o. Kilode?! I don laugh tire. How have you been?
Hehehe...I only served the truth which is a bitter delicacy. I'm fine Bro. You just went AWOL. smiley
Romance / Re: UPDATED. Pls Help!! What Are The Legal Implications Of Getting A Woman Pregnant by wroskian(m): 1:58pm On Dec 10, 2016
ismart:
Fork off angry
Hmmm...okay. I will allow this to pass because you obviously take me as one of your fellow trolls who have nothing to offer than use the F-words in every discussion.

My advice: Kindly train your warped mind to comprehend simple texts so as to know which side of an argument to take before quoting people. Though this would only be possible if your cerebral cortex hasn't been irreparably damaged which I strongly doubt.

Finally, if you still have an iota of intelligence left from your past life, you will know it'll be counter-productive to quote me again as I don't have the luxury of time to trade words with people on a faceless forum. But, I know you would prove otherwise & I'm sorry you can't have my attention again because I don't roll with unintelligent folks.

Once again, have a nice day.

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Romance / Re: UPDATED. Pls Help!! What Are The Legal Implications Of Getting A Woman Pregnant by wroskian(m): 3:04am On Dec 10, 2016
ismart:
buahahahahahaah.. wikid. They know postinor is there if condom no gree. I don't even know how some guys reason when their hot, He had 3 options...
1. condom

2. postinor

3. Withdraw

But he chose non of the above. SMH
And where in my post did I advocate all what you listed?

Our opinions are clearly different and you don't have to quote me before making yours known. Have a nice day. angry
Romance / Re: UPDATED. Pls Help!! What Are The Legal Implications Of Getting A Woman Pregnant by wroskian(m): 11:24am On Dec 09, 2016
Mr. Realistica23, sorry o... at the risk of sounding harsh, I would say you are suffering from "Brain relocation syndrome." It's a condition which compels the sufferer to reason with the genitals instead of the brain.

So it is now you know she has character flaws and not a wife material?

Thank God her mother isn't running after you with juju. If your sister or daughter had to be in Jenny's shoes, what would you have done? You better man up & go take responsibility for that pregnancy now.
Congratulations on the arrival of your twin boys in advance.

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Family / Re: Pls Help!! What Are The Legal Implications Of Getting A Woman Pregnant by wroskian(m): 11:23am On Dec 09, 2016
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Education / Re: The Outcome Of The Much Awaited Meeting Of ASUU (LAUTECH CHAPTER ) Held Today by wroskian(m): 11:19am On Dec 08, 2016
If you are still a fresher, here is my advice:

Swallow your pride and register for the next UTME; this time, don't pick LAUTECH as one of your choices.

My2kobo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 10:25am On Dec 07, 2016
amicable09:

Ubims, special place reserved for Jaz ehn?
Make I catch her anywhere close to the barracks! tongue I know how to send her back to Lagos my way! cheesy

Jaz, two nights is a lot of time, I cannor risk it cheesy. Can't you just sleep in a cathedral

You're a big girl na tongue
Please, you can ask me for anything but not the key to Ubims mansion. Please no. Just look for another man grin. If you had listened to me when I was trying to put 2 and 2 together that year for you, by now you would have been settled grin

Just consider other options please.
I still love you but the other options love you more cheesy
grin grin
One thing is clear: You didn't join a bad gang, the bad and jealous gangs all over have willingly relocated to your place tongue

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 9:50pm On Dec 06, 2016
Jazmiynne:

Sisters are forever truly...... Buh d rate at which my head go break no go also get part2.... cheesy
I wii patiently wait for my own knight regardless of whether he comes in shinning amour or not sad
Is your head glass bottle that it will just shatter like that? The last time I checked, Amy is for -------and for nobody lipsrsealed

Okay o... keep waiting for your knight in starched babariga to show up tongue

On a serious note, I wish you will get someone to assist you soon.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 9:39pm On Dec 06, 2016
uboma:


lol.

Who told you I am at Benin city?
Following you bumper to fender Bro.
I would have loved to assist her but no one has access to my crib in my absence.
Abi, there is love in sharing....
Eeya sad poor Jaz, I hope she will understand this.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 7:12pm On Dec 06, 2016
uboma:

lol.

don't believe everything you see online bro.
I am out of Abuja at the moment.
grin grin
If every online information happens to be false, that concerning you would definitely be true smiley

I know you are currently in Benin, I so much miss that town. But please epp a Sister na... cheesy Send one of your boys to go and open the gate for her grin

Jazmiynne, is Amicable not your sister again? Share with her na grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by wroskian(m): 6:29pm On Dec 06, 2016
Jazmiynne:
Hello everyone
Good afternoon...

So this time I'm not searching for a wife to matchmake my friend with cheesy

Please guys I'm about to get stranded... . Please I need a female who stays around Garki, Abuja. I'd like to squat with you for 2 nights. Please kindly indicate so I cld PM you. If you prefer to send me a PM instead, that would also be appreciated.

Thanks in advance kiss kiss kiss

******
Guys help out mbok.... @ubo.ma, Davide.470, tolutw.eety, Ler.o15, TheRealAdo.nye, everyborry cheesy
Look no further dear, I heard from grapevine that Uboma lives in a mansion in Abuja, he could just offer you a room of your choice among his many rooms smiley

I wish you a happy stay. grin
Travel / Re: Please, I Need Help With Direction by wroskian(m): 1:45pm On Dec 06, 2016
I'm sure you found your way smiley smiley
Culture / Re: French Land: Teach Me French by wroskian(m): 4:54pm On Dec 04, 2016
Bidexluv:

In service now and at Ogun state.
I have someone who studied french language in school and I told her to teach me. But its schedule ooo.

Thanks for the alphabets.
Great to know you are actually serving. You could still set aside time to learn via online means though.

You are welcome.
Education / Re: 4 Things To Do If This Year's Admission Did Not Favour You by wroskian(m): 2:22pm On Dec 04, 2016
adeaks:

Wait, did you write 'surely'

When I got admission into the university many years ago, I later got to meet a classmate who got zero(and I mean ZERO!) in post jamb and she still got admitted.

Guess what, the course we were admitted to read was Law. You know how many thousands of people apply for law every year and how many of them absolutely smash jamb and post jamb with good Waec results to boot....yet someone with zero in P.J is admitted over those with better results just because she has deep connections.

What about the cachment area system? You have a Segun from Osun who reads, struggles and scores 280 in jamb, scores 78 in Post jamb, has a good O'level result and applies for Law. You also have a Memunatu from one village in Taraba who has significantly poorer results comparatively, but because the Cachment area system is designed to favor people from the so called 'educationally disadvantaged' areas, she gets admitted while Segun loses out and is left to lick his wounds.

Truth is, gaining admission into a Nigerian university most times is much more than just reading and getting good results.
You just raised a valid point there Adeaks.

We also have Federal Character used to (by my assumption) "inadvertently" weed out bright minds during recruitment into government establishments. If every tribe and geopolitical zone must be carried along, better means should be devised. It's really senseless to keep sacrificing competence on the altar of mediocrity and nepotism. It would rather take us 5 steps backwards for every step we take forward than ensure our "unity."

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Crime / Re: Police Extortion.. My Experience Today 03/12/16 by wroskian(m): 7:20am On Dec 04, 2016
There are many Paul Obazes in the Nigerian Police Force, milking innocent citizens dry. I pray they meet their waterloo soon angry

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