Who has info about KPMG BICSS? Stages of the recruitment? Pay for the 3 weeks? I'm so much interested.

DrKul, Amicable09, TollyB...won't you try this?

Jamean:

why won't you be there

My location won't just permit me, I don't reside in Lagos.

Jamean:


ojo kan pelu... b'oo ni?
hope you will be at the get together of 26th December at Elegushi beach.

I personally wanna see you.

Cheers!

Daada ni o... How I wish to share a plate of egusi with you at that beach, but I won't be there. Anything for me?

Happy Weekend @All

Hello SovicAngel.

Jamean:
hmmm

it's been a while since I last stopped by here.. How una dey? Don't even know how to roll anymore

Hello wroskian

Hello Jamean, o tojo meta hope you're good. Just roll anyhow

AsherStorm:
@all, i failed the interview. *crying

Oga move on...better opportunities ahead, I'm glad you learnt one thing or the other.

goldendainty:
Good evening o! everybody o!
wroskian o!


and others
aw una dey?

Fine o!, how did your day go? Thanks for the mention o!

AsherStorm:
lero15, davide470, beau49, ilori1930, cdamsel, cc150615, amicable09, ladyF, veevean1, dahveydson and ll my ogas in the house...

thank God i got a message for an interview from workforce for tomorrow morning which means i passed the test i took on monday....
now the issue is what to expect... Pls advise me cos i need this job even if its a contract job...
pleaseeeeeeeee

Congratulations Bro, confidence is the rule of the game and make sure you're able to tailor your responses to the requirements of the job. Also anticipate questions from your CV as suggested by some people earlier. In all, expect conventional interview questions as well as the unexpected, but don't panic, workforce interviews are not that tough and I trust you wouldn't have problems.

The next stage will be either Client interview or documentation. Go and shine man

Evening everyone

amicable09:
Lol, thanks for reading. All the best as you step out daily this week!

Thanks, I wish you the same.

tollyB:
Hello Dear..
Thanks for the encouragement...I needed it...I won't give up o..Am far from that...I see myself metamorphosed soon....have a great day and all the best at work...

Thanks dear Tolly. Metamorphosis is inevitable if growth and progress would be achieved All the best this week.

amicable09:

Wroskian himself! you are indeed scarce o, that's the effect of over employment', it can't be underemployment at all... I have asked Davide470 countless times to introduce me to my ancestors but he has refused ...lol. I will trace them sha

My sister is fine now, thanks for asking. Hope you have all your shirts and pants ironed for the week? Say me hi to adeaks and ElDeeVee tomorrow at costain ... don't know if Lero15 will not be busy saying sweet nothings to ... you know her na, when you guys will be leaving... lol, just send my love across sha

For those you mentioned, we are on different sides of the divide. I dwell in Ibcity, hoping to meet those guys soon, I'm sure your mentions will draw them here.
For the ironing, i try small... and I have been scarce not because of overemployment, infact, opposite is the case. But I do sneak into this land every now and then to read your diary

davide470:
Nigeria lost 25 Good Souls yesterday at Asaba road: The Dangote Truck Incident. and you were one of them.
My heart broke when I heard the news!

I remembered you wished Nero a Joyous birthday celebration that morning on our Uniben Class Chat Group. You even made a joke by ccing GEJ..
Oh! How we argued during the election period.

Larry, you have left a big vacuum in our hearts, but our consolation and joy is that you have gone to the great beyond to meet with the Lord. By His special grace we shall see again when the trumpet shall sound, for the dead in Christ shall rise first, we shall meet to part no more.

Sleep on beloved etruth. You were a great friend, an orator and a motivator!

https://www.nairaland.com/etruth

Sorry about your loss Bro. May God console you and his family members. RIP Etruth

goldendainty:
kikikikikikikikikikikiki

biko lemme be in charge of the offering baskets

Don't be carnal my dear Your ministry is at the children section

goldendainty:

no ooooo biko

Why NO? Haven't you heard about endtime Pastors winning people to God's side everyday? Remember, the harvest is ripe with few harvesters, so POSITIVE ENDTIME PEOPLE are needed & you can be one.
Hope I'm not sounding like a Pastor ...He-he! Oya ushers bring the offering basket here

Etruth:
I'm proud of you Eketi. My prayer for you is that God Almghty will glorify you for choosing to honour Him and obeying his wisdom in the face of mockery, difficulties and 'more enticing' options.. Phillipians 2:15 -"That ye may be blameless and harmless,the SONS OF GOD, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse generation, among whom you shine as lights in the world. Good morning Lalasticlala, rocktation, farano. Kindly move to headquarters pls.

Still hard to believe this guy is no more, though I don't know him personally. RIP MAN!!!

goldendainty:
endtime love endtime job endtime post endtime OP, e.t.c lolzzzzzzz, happy sunday

Abi you be endtime person?

What I see on NL this days is "endtime"- endtime marriage, endtime school, endtime church, endtime job, endtime gbogbo e. It seems the end is really near

Besides, happy Sunday to all.

naanxie:

I want physical diamonds!!

Physical diamonds you shall get in due course

naanxie:


Well, that might not entirely solve the issue but what can I say........

So what's the solution?

naanxie:

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

I see *sprinkles olive oil* oya receive your miracle diamonds by faith

Happy Sunday everyone.

amicable09:


Why na? Please na, abeg na, buy am for me na

Ok, Where's FriedPlantain - my sweet peppersoup? He will buy me anything I want , let me wait for him.

I'll pray about it. Sometimes I feel like commenting FTC on your diary

adeaks:




Myself and eipreel are currently deeply enmeshed in an acrimonious dissension.

no be all of us hear grammar na.

Lero15:


Bro. I dey wella o. You?

Fine too. I doff my helmet for you o you're trending here and I dey watch you and that Busybee for 7D

@Goldendainty, weekend is okay o.

amicable09:


Wroskian wetin I dey sell
I have been using my eyes to look for you everywhere, good to finally see you *waves hand*
How market too?

We dey job market na dey sell ourselves. Good to see you too. Seems you have a soft spot for diamond rings, but me I no go buy you one

And I was trying to ease naanxie's loneliness

adeoti01:



Boss nice knowing you too... But you still have a mail to respond to oooo....
BTW, don't mind friedplantain, the lady is indeed my mum... Seriously

You know in yorubaland, mums sometimes address their sons as Oko mi it could go either way in your case Yet to receive your mail o.

naanxie:

Hey there! Been a while!
How's it going? I'm doing good o
Lonely sha

Yea, quite sometime and I'm fine.

What are we going to do about your loneliness now o.... Do you also need a diamond ring

FriedPlantain:
See this one still playing mummy and daddy here, if you like Singlefade25 let us know once and for all.

Don't be wasting government time with this your "I love you e-mum" "I'm blushing e-mum" thingy you are using style-style to do here.

I'm related to Singlefade, all I require to bless your union is a playr of isi-ewu and a bottle of Orijin.

No time to waste time jarey!

GBAM!!! You picked the letters out of my fingers
Amicable09 how market?
Naanxie, Goldendainty, Lero, Davide and gbogbo everybody, how una dey o?

Adeoti, nice knowing you

adeoti01:

I bn guess say this dude na Lado...... Hmmmm.... Could I be right Intimidation,we condone not...

Yes boss. Greatest gbagba!!! What's your discipline?

tobiflink:
Hi Lero15, MarvellousGod, Davide470, TheRealAdonye, tolutweety, ednut, c150615.

Hope you all are good.

Long time.

Hi Bro, seems we once met. Did you attend a state Uni? Do you know YOACO?

Lero15:

I raise my hands and legs for you sir!
How you dey?

Alive and kicking Bro, anything for the boys? Happy Sunday.

amicable09:


Thanks but why will they all go on recess when they are so needed right here and now .

I'm trying to read through the over 160 posts, Ah! I'm wrong o, it's over 640 never ever thought of opening this thread until FriedPlantain my Sweet Peppersoup drew my attention to it. Now I'm knowing some people better, like Lero has always been pursuing ladies and davide has been holding the carrot and stick out to other nairalanders on job section. I'll find out more about others

A 5-star general like me cannot be arrested by a policeman here I've got maximum immunity

You cracked me up by describing Le.ro like that Anyway, carry on with your research, you will soon discover I'm one of the saints here
Happy Sunday