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oh lord, save me from the demons that moves by day and night and give me that floyd mayweathers punching skills just in case...amen.

the way u expressed everything makes me think u're already an engineer.
Well, ur plan on the renovation/construction of the building is not bad.
If u are an engineer, there will be no need to consult any other professional,atleast it will save u more money.
We can help u on any problem whenever u start the construction since the plan is all set(the quantity of the materials to be bought should be included in the plan).
Then the market survey should be done by youself.
But if u're an inexperienced engineer or not even an engineer,i sugges find a contractor and buy materials as he requests.
Hope i made a reasonable suggestion?

still an abokii to me. Dude don't even look strong,like am gonna break his azz!

still an aboki to me. Dude don't even look strong,like am gonna break his azz!

people will never know what they have until they lose it.
Lack of maintenance cost them their precious advanced gift...there are few such library in this morafuckin country!
Yorubas ehhn *smh*

ezigbo mmadu.
**only if they will allow us to be the president of this fvcking nation,and will transform and change it to paradise.

colossus2:
Make e go sidown jare. Why him no sell am since wen pipu dey suffer

mehn u're such a colossal fool.

ivyy:

ooh, i love u too babe.

Ejjis:
CAN ANYONE OF YOU TELL ME WHERE IT IS WRITTEN THAT WEED IS A SIN PLEASE?...It's not what goes into the mouth that defiles a man, but what comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man...Matthew 15:11..........Mark 7:15

omg, i get it
geez, the 12 apostles must be smoking joints together...who knows

fredoooooo:
chelsea united .. I support chelsea
united assnall... I support united
bayern Madrid ... I choose bayern
bayern .. united .. my mood and situation on ground will make me decide

onye ara.
Who give u phone?
Ur type is the reason they say weed is bad!

***blows weeds*** bro, it is not a sin because it is not in the bible!! ok...just dont let it knock u off and make u to start behaving like a goat. Where the hell is alberto? ***blows in weed*** *blows out weed* op, icha go kwa anya?

EroticAngelina:
op is nt serious

What I love in a man..

Physique: Tall, Strong, must have 8 packs Dark or fair(not albino o), Handsome, Thick black eyebrows, Pink full kissable lips , big stuff

Voice: smooth, svelte bass voice

Character: funny, Must be so romantic, must be a tease, always positive, caring, kind, smart, naughty and rich

God sent!!!

i gat all that in abundance
*checks again*
pink lips??
U gon' strip that one outta that list...weed made it black,but not that black, u see, it aint my fault its black, its weedys fault.
U see jim iykes lips? we share the same color,shape and texture.
So am i good to rock ur boat?

ivyy:
Absolutely nothing
Think am gay

babe u need deliverance by me,yes me.
After a special prayer night vigil with me, by his grace, u shall be made whole!
U'll be free 4rm gay spirit.

ok...but why do they always look at my thingy like say e wan take their breath away?
Even when i'm on trouser,not mensioning when i'm on boxer shot...i'll always catch them taking a peep of my 'u know'.

Chiam55:
I agree with every point you made but sorry to pop your bubble buuuut


*whispers: we'll STOP when men can aim and get it In the......

























..... toilet*

don't u sleep?

weselomo:
see kogi map looking like a sex style........guess d style

wanted to call it doggy style, but the gal is sort of standing, so i'm gonna call it The Kogi style.

+ 'whatever', 'durr', making that 'mtcheew' sound when i ask her something or arguing...Shiiit can make me furious.
Ladies plz ply aaannnndd pulease, always use nice words like; how u doin babe, lets have sex, baby i wanna take u out today, do u want a BJ, lets go take shower together and many more.
I still remember the best word i've heard from a babe, 'i want u to fvck me now'...u need to see how i grab her like bread like pesin wey smoke only weed since morning.
Ladies bikonu!

Ancestor1:
I have one for sale.

okay, how much is it? And what d memory size?

oMg! isn't this a suicide mission? Foolishness of the highest order!! Hausa men shaa...always thinking backward.

SexyCeline:
More reason y men nid to control their urge for sex

and u ladies should help men control it.
See ur name, sexyceline, any guy wey him mind and body dey at rest go just wake small by seeing that username.
A gal was raped some days ago near my hood by gang of boys bcuz of her always indecent dressing. she was ganged raped when she was flexing up and down on a bumshort at night.
Bittches always gets what they called for,whether knowing it or not.

poor gal, she was gunned down by his cumshot.

Kingsasian:
The only reason why I will recommend this phone is because its not made with one those cheap Mediatek (MTK) processors. The moment I saw the specs of the processors I knew its of the samsung, sony, htc etc class.

honestly, thats a nice phone, competing real hard with samsung and htc flagship phones.
I researched deeply about the phone and i was amazed.
Phone must be in the top 2.
I wanna buy a htc one m9,but this phone beats it...might change my mind.

Wisdomkosi:
Your vote for twaci is a better change for nairaland and Nigeria. Vote twaci

mehn, i wonder what they pay u.
Carry ur nonsense advert comot here.

make i just seal my mouth waka pass.

oooh boi, see u guys 2moro. *trekking 4rm bed to dreamland* even if na 1k i carry come back,i go dey happy.

e bi like say okro soup dey her vaginaa. Ok oo, bring the money home sister.

Seventeen:
just making sure u are not dead.... Cos he said he wud kill anyone who quoted him......lol.

if u should know sweetheart *gulps down a mug of beer*, that dolt is powerless.
He took the form of a bird last night to attack me but he was striked down by thunder when nearing my window.
U should quote him to know if he's still alive.
Poor thing.

Pavore9:
No, it is about conservation as they make money from having them alive because it attracts millions of dollars and Euros from foreign tourists and organizations.

Do you know how many millions Kenya gets from Cable Channels such as National Geo, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel etc when they come to shoot their programmes in Kenya? Not to talk of the fortune made during every wildebeast season when millions of wild animals migrate from one location to another at the same time!

oh, i get it.
National reserve.
Here, we kill them all!

Pavore9:
This makes me miss rice farming as there was a constant supply of grasscutters.

The soups were never complete without the smoked meat in them!

So many bush meat here in Kenya but it is 'Thou shall not touch'!

fear of ebola right?

@op, u dey mad bah? Supporting homosexualism abi? God go punish u 4 diz post!

Gbaghan:
The poster above ^^^ is a fool!

If you post below me, you are a goat!

And if you quote me, i will kill you!

mehn, i dont know where in the jungle u came out from but u're the most stewpeed person i've came across on nairaland.