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Ranoscky:
CAP28 and WUDD

Na una get una wide mouth so una fit sp!t out the rubbish wey full inside.

especialy the one wey say him name na "CAP28".

that your small head wey make u go wear size 28 cap i see say that head dey worry u well-well.

they said if anybody say anything he should lead by example

so i guess your life ended miserable and dispair that was why u had the gods to open that your dirty stinking mouth,

to say that the average nigerian in nigeria is nothing more than a life of "UNENDING MISERY AND DISPAIR".

illegal bas-tard soul that's surpose to be in hell by now.

How i wish death will just take u away and bring back "DA GRIN" . . . after all, u give's a rat's a.s.s. if u'r gone?

AND 4 U WUDD,

Well, i no blame u sha.

na immiga wey give u visa go UK na'em i blame

b'cos had it been the guy interview u very well, him for know say your type no surppose near embassy sef.

I have a book in my house that's talking about more than 100 children that where killed by their fathers,

all because their wives were sleeping around with other men, and some of them were SLUTS!!!

some of the children were killed by gun, some were given killer drugs to drink,

some were strangled to death and some were thrown down from high storie building.

I was on tears when reading this book and all happened in UK. Now tell me, is that a life of reality?

BULLSH!T!!! . . .  I THINK BOTH OF U SUCKS!

ranosky, ode ni e, olodo shi, fyi, i dont even live in the uk, face reality, are you telling me life in nigeria is great, call a spade a spade and stop painting your patriotism in the form of stupidity. its people like you that would see something bad and say its good cause you cant accept the reality of things, when fela sang the song suffering and smiling, am sure he observed you closely,

let me ask you a question, describe the life in nigeria now, am sure if you had the opportunity, you would bail too if you are not even across the border to ghana as we speak sef. so why re you getting angry that someone highlighted your f-up or opened your eyes to that which you shouldn't be comfortable with, you just like a kid who is crying and yelling "but its minty" cos someone prevented him from drinking a cup of mouth wash,

how would anything change if you think its the norm or its still okay as long as am eating 3 square meals daily, what happens to the guy that eats once 3 times a weak? , fawking self centered idiot,

anyway i dont blame you, its because you are not well oriented, you have never been in a place where the system works. if you have been, you would know nigeria isnt well, am a 9ja boy 100%, and i care bout my country, thats why i wont say my country is doing great when i know it isnt.

in life you highlight your problems and find a solution, you dont pretend they aint there and move on, its just like some with an infection on the hand who says as long as am walking am fine, just shut the f-up.

guys its possible for meku to spend 2yrs for a master in the uk cos he must have been a "special student"  if you know what i mean,

ibabalol:
kai una don yab me too much today
anyway God dey,
i just need to intensify my pushups!!

intensify pushups, lol, lmao, now i see why you dont have abs upon say you hold your breathe push your belle go in for that pic oh, push up sha,  learn from the agberos and area boys, get someone to be punching you in the stomach everyday, after eating correct akpu and banga soup, trust me, you cant go wrong.

or better still do sit ups, abs rollers, barbell rolling, and dont eat after 6pm.

naa the push up wey u dey do dey highlight those hoots you call chest. lol

he freaking failed at rulling a whole country, naa logical reasoning e go pass, meecheew

mekusxxx:
The rest stuff (from Bluetooth, Dominoifet and the rest of the urchins) are blurry pieces of junk not worthy looking at.

I have a research proposal of 200,000 USD to defend on Monday and gotta prepare hard for it. See you all afterwards.

so what is our business with the figures, people are winning multi million dollar proposals everyday, are they shoutting it on twiter, facebook nairaland? them never approve yours, you dey scream, if you con win am, all the glasses in the world will break abi,

dude, if u really had a proposal that huge to you, you wouldn't even be posting any comment on this thread, yet your name liters every post on naira land. go and sit down jo.

@ V3, a friend of urs, re we sure you re not that friend of yours, lol, just kidding.

all that one naa maga runs,

i met a chic on facebook, we spoke a couple of time on fone, when it was time to meet her, told her we should meet in an estate. i asked her what she was wearing, so i saw her before she saw me, called her to be sure she was the one, target acquired, scanned for external factors before making introduction,

if say the senario no pure, omo, i drive off be that, but say make we meet for my office or hotel or house, omo looooooong thing, her papa house sef no sure, naa road or restaurant.

queeneve:
The definition of a supportive wife is a wife that stands by the husband and support the family based on her
available resources and abilities.  Now, if you want a wife that help financially that does not mean supportive.  It
important to know the accurate definition of things before you speak because then you sound silly.  There are men
who want a woman to work AND TAKE CARE OF THE FAMILY.  Hmmm, if you want the wife to work then you
then you will need to pick up a mop and cook as well!

i would pretend that you said nothing, cos seriously you know nothing, what is wrong if she supports her husband financially?.

queeneve:
People use common sense, not everyone have the skills to obtain a job. If you do not have the skill to obtain the job to make money or does not have any working experience, you will not get a job. No one will hire a incompetent person. I encourage women all the time go to school and obtain a degree in a skill of your choosing so that you can fall back on it if you need to. But, they dreamed of being a housewife and depend on husband to provide all the time. This is a new day and age, DO NOT RELY TOTALLY ON YOUR HUSBAND for everything. As you can see the poster tired of supporting the family entirely.

Hmmph!

hahahahahahahahaha, i will pretend i didnt see that, cos mhen u need to win a nairaland award,

ex gf asked me to borrow her some money that she would pay back n ended up writing the debt off, i borrowed money from her n she hacked me till i payed the last kobo saying she worked for it. me i plucked mine from tree abi?

i don laff tire.

hire some rats, release them to run around when she's around, then she would understand.

the chic n her guy wahala jare. make them go sidon , ma guy dey jealous dream guy, boooooolsheeeeeeeet!, what a stupid way to discharge a chic, nansense

@ poster, ibi like say belle never pain you before , or you never vomit for your life, you suppose add leaf to am, say u tire to cook vegetable.

dayokanu:
Her kind of men are married Politicians.

loooool,

she should go and sit down jare. old cargo oshi , naa her type dapo dey look for , person dey look for correct meat for pot, fuku dey shout.

this is just bullshit, chai 9ja, meeechew, ,, this idiots in power never learn, after humiliating all the people considered low, naa worm and maggot go chop em. where is abacha, etc today? no b maggot finish job?

AMEN ,

and who the fawk gave that freaking owu-ape "who is a big shame to the yoruba race" mouth to talk, meeeeecheeew, sometimes i wonder

nazifi:
Let gives the almighty choice let him choose us a better Leader. but nigeria is in trouble

Rich country.
Good people.
bad leaders.
corrupt Elders.

lol, naa soo oh,

from abiola's unger-g runz to 9ja unifasities , chai 9ra landers, lol,

Mr Poster,

Dont play victim jare, you married exactly what you wanted, cos you cant tell me you didn't hear all the noise you hearing now before you got married. now the pressure is on you, you shouting, start a business for her. i bet you never asked her for her goal in life cos all what was on your mind is to score goals in her. now that u have, you complaining the club isn't lucrative. sell the club if you cant manage it.

advice: help her discover her financial productive side and support her instead of yelling,

lol, at least in the uk, they re living reality, una wey dey naija, no be person game plan una dey live?, dont even compare anything.

see, don't understand why you all are attacking each other sef, time will tell who's perspective makes sense, who's junk,

dreamara:
@wudd haba now u r taking it too far what do u mean something oozes out of my overbite?!that is so gross abeg.i keep a very healthy dentition itz just that i hate my overbite like hell and it affects my self confidence.na wa for u o just becos of this thing u said i am so going to see an orthondotist 2morrow.boy u r harsh!

oya pele maa binu, send me the pic of the lip sef, make i see why u dey shout.

emmboy:
Okay if u insist to know name, she's Tomi Okoye.

and you believed that, looooool oshi oh, olodo ni e

dear Romoniyi,,

imagine your husband hooking up with one of his EXs , oh oh, i can feel your blood boiling already. oh oh oh, i now understand what happened, your husband is a re-bound husband you married just to forget this man right, and he is back, shooo,

God deliever me from the Romoniyis of this world oh.

for you to even nurse that thought, am sorry to say, i guess your husband married the wrong woman,

the past is the past why re u developing feelings for the past , oh oh oh , the guys got too much money lapo, hmmmm. wahala dey oh.

forget bout him and face the present (your husband and kid).

for giving her your work addy, you are the real S.I unit for mugu, what happened to the nearest resturant to where you work? asking her for what she was wearing and the time she should come, by the time u see senario, u go shaggy style "it wasnt me", that 11k she collect too small sef,

seriously, i dont like it when pple play victim, personally i aint a fan of kissing and telling cos i believe its nobody's buz what ever goes on btw ma gurl n i , but common lets face it girls do it too, they shout hail mary to their friends when they maga up a guy, its like a conquest thang, so enjoy it.

@ carl , you guys really have a family circle going on there, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

seriously, your dad is tapping his mom's arse, now you want him to be tapping your arse and that sounds right to you abi, your brain needs total over-haul and your thoughts need sand-blasting. if you need a guy so bad, i know charity begins at home, not in all cases okay, okunrin yapa ni gboro. okay when u get to church, whose gonna be the parents of the bride and groom, the families of your surname and your surname invites naira landers to the devilish matrimony between their son and daughter, CRAP!,

seaman104:
fatimata you really talk sense. but nobi by mouth ooo.  people say things just to look inosent but na lie den dey lieeeeeeeeee,   

@ seaman 101 , God butter your bread jare,

funny enuff ,, all these ladies with long lists of what they want in their man end up marry the shortest, hairiest,  skinniest mofo the streets has to offer when time dey go and prince charming never find horse to ryde, talkless of locate em. trash the list and build any guy who loves you crazy into your ideal man.

you know how many ladies out there have their list in their hands, naa the chic wey her game tight pass prince charming go locate and others will have to settle for prince scrawny.

@ Poster,

say ur gf knowing she loves you allows me tap her ass over and over and over again, you no suppose vex nhaw, yeye fowl, seriously, you dont love her, she's suppose to park your ass against the curb mhen, meecheeew omode oshi. sure if she was the one doing that, you would be singing in the rain.

how are we not sure your post is even FICTION sef, judging from the rapid increase in paper players these days,

justwise:
A virgin? where is she?

ole ni e, lol

which kine question be that, where you born yesterday?