₦airaland Forum

lamidebaby:
@dani1luv
your story's highly improbable. I'm however more concerned 'bout your english.seat my dear.needle/syringe please. how 'bout "with a letter on which was written " "you just contracted the HIV virus" sounds better to me.

BTW, d'you have any idea what the probability of contracting HIV from a needle prick is? Less than 0.5% last time I checked.
Those guys're just a bunch of clowns.

this is NL not grammerland, what you problem about someone "s english? maybe the poor bro is drop out, God knows

i not fit read your story, no be newspaper and journalist we be for NL, abeg short you tori

George_D:
xandy,
and to add to what calculusx just said. if a dealer is fraudulent, it doesn't matter whether you buy directly from him or not, he will still find a way to dupe you.

some years back peeps here were careful about buying cars from benin city (edo state) dealers because the general opinion was that when you buy your car from them they will trace you to your house and retrieve the car from where you parked it using the spare key in their custody. now tell me is that a pre-order purchase? you saw the car, inspected and paid for it on the spot only for it to be taken away from you by the same dealer who sold the car to you few weeks later! how's that for fraud?

so it not pre-order that is risk, , i will buy a car from Edo people and start vigil because of that, It time for all Nigerian to have get a gun, guess i will get my own tomorrow, thanks for correcting my views on pre-order, thanks bro. dont worry, i will contact you when am buying my car but money never complete now oooooooooooooo

That a lie, I remember when the former JAMB registrar was interview, Prof Salem, he said JAMB does not deduct make but the answers are similar, dont mislead people with you guessing guys,, better you say you are ot sure than say things you dont know authoritatively, Una no book ooooooooooooo

nothing wrong with the union, Life is too short to live a moment sad, if she gives you happiness then continue against all odds

JAMB does not do a thing like that, the point is the answers are so similar that you cant guesswork and pass and the question is A level and not O level and that the reason why people fail the exams most,

what is the price, even if you are selling a plane you must quote a price, guess it pointless advertising without a price

THIS IS NOT BABYBOY , GUESS YOU DONT KNOW THE YEAR OF PRODUCTION

THIS WOMAN IS SO STUPID AND FOOLISH, THOUSAND OF GRADUATE IS OUT THERE WITHOUT NO JOB AND THE ONLY THING SHE HAS INTEREST IN IS NAIJA, AM SICK OF THIS COUNTRY FOR GOOD AND AM GOING TO GHANA FOR GOOD

ask her to come to your house only for her to meet you with another lady, easy break up, she go run and never to come back

indie22:
Er Xandy, I'm female and zain's bb service is still 4,750 bucks!!

Er Indie22, time for you to change sim, MTN has made life richer. go for MTN and you will be saving some cash, little advice that you dont have to pay for,

aca77:
Despite its much vaunted
qualities, nobody has been able
to make any coherent sense
about the exclusive features of
the blackberry apart from the
rather dispensable Blackberry
Instant Messenger.
I don't know about the rest of the
world, but in Nigeria it is clear
that for MOST people owning a
blackberry is all about
'belonging', or showing one's
'levels'. It kinda reminds me of
the Thuraya phone that 'reigned'
many years ago - an ugly,
weighty and pretty useless
satelite phone whose only
selling point was that it can be
used anywhere that ordinary
phone networks service does not
cover. Trust shallow Nigerians,
they rushed to buy it because of
its very expensive price tag in
order to be called 'big boy' or 'big
girl'. Thats what it is with this
blackberry nonsense.

I use a nokia e72 smartphone
(whose price is similar or even
higher than many mid-range
blackberry models). With this
phone, I can receive and send
instant emails (push email), I can do instant
messaging on a multi-platform
level (Yahoo Messenger,
Facebook Messaging, MSN, ICQ,
Gtalk, etc), courtesy of third-party
apps like ebuddy, palringo and
nimbuzz. I can even send and
receive files of all kinds (pics,
word documents, etc). The phone
has a host of delightful
applications including an in-built
scanner (yes, scanner - I can use d
phone's camera to scan
documents, pictures, forms,
business cards, etc with unbelievable clarity; and can also
'copy' hardcopy documents and
'paste' in softcopy in the phone
and transfer to a pc!). And it goes
on and on. I achieve all of this
with a N1000 monthly data plan.

So when people yap on about
how you can do 'business' and
send files and keep in touch with
clients and all that, they are not
saying anything new because my
nokia e72 business phone can do
ALL of that and a whole lot more!
So what is the BIG DEAL about
blackberry? Someone should pls
explain. The fact is that the 'pin'
concept is a commercial
masterstroke by RIM (BB's
manufacturers); the pin is what
creates a sort of 'belonging'
exclusivity or 'class distinction' that is really empty
and adds no unique value. And of
course Nigerians are always at
the forefront of wanting to
'belong' in anything that even
remotely involves empty
exclusivity or 'class'. Thats why every
cheap girl would sleep around to
buy a BB or pay the mothly fees, and also why any shallow, empty-headed
hungry boy would use his accomodation money to buy BB and later look for who to squat with in school. Pity.

chief, i agree with you oooooooooooooo

indie22:
@ gboyesh, no one's bending your hand backwards for bb subscription, if people like bbs and can afford monthly bb subscriptions, why should it be anyone's headache, afterall its a free world and people are free to spend their cash as they like, if u can pay 5k a month for BIS please feel comfy to, if u can't go buy a nokia (no offence)

Guy na 3k now, stop playing big boyz here

indie22:
Lolll!!

I really don't get why there's beef for bb owners, whether its a fashion piece or a business tool, no be that one concern the people wey dey use am.

In any case, one thing a blackberry has that a nokia doesn't is the push mail and for that, I'm sticking with my bb!!! All bb haters can go suck on a lemon!!!

you are slowpoke, there are ni BB hater and just because you use outdated BB dont make you better than the beggar next to you bro, and no one to suck in the lemon except the crappy you monkey

james1:
@gboyesh.I honestly believe you need help,
Peeps pay cable tv bills,they are daft for getting what they need?peeps spend hundreds of thousands popping champagne in the clubs,they are daft for enjoying themselve's? when they can afford it.
Men gather at bar's and literally combust tens of thousand's by the time they are done,they are daft?
Men that pay up membership due's at ikoyi club,IBB golf club and other elite club's for reason's obvious to those that know are daft?
Take a trip to any night club on the island and see how men jeopardize money;your world will almost shut down.
You hide in your cave and make a noise,if you are presented with a BB you will turn it down,ah?better wake up and leave your small way of thinking.a man is what he think's.

Mr, who do you think you are? guess you step out of line for saying to shit, the brother was just saying what it feel and you said yours, so let him be or else, you better imagine

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kay177:
Mr defender of the universe,  its better you write in short sentences and summarise your points, instead you writing along stories  like the one you have written above, that is full of typographical and tenses errors.

You be mumu, NL is fun to people like me and nothing more, i check online every night when am free and not to write for punch and tribune newspaper and stop fooling yourself MR know-it-all ;Dsucker

@ poster,

this is Nairaland and not grammer land, this girls are not writing exam here and dont need a dictionary to write on nairaland as some people do, am not speaking for the ladies as some of them speak bad english but not all and same goes for the guys and have you thought of most Nigerian do not use computer keyboard perfectly that i takes then hours to type 5 lines sentences couple with your browsing time running in public cafe and you have little choice in reading over it again, i find it difficult to believe that an average Nigerian ladies with primary school education m will write this [b]i tolded u dat i dont love u, didnt i told u[/b] Only God know where you get that and if that true then it a typographic error

james1:
@topic,lol.@akainzo,right on target.
@Odiaero:you did not send me your pin,I left my mail addy for that purpose.
@all you BB hater's,lol.
With my BB I can IM and send file's over long distance's and not using email which fail meserably most time's.
The BB is a network phone for the businessman,I now hardly ever go around with some cumbersome laptop.for those who buy it for the fun of it,good.it is their life.
Before BB I used the hp ipaq 6515d,this phone is one hell of a tool for business,pleasure and still very relivant.the only minus;it doesn't have the BB portal.
To all of you trying to tell the rest of us that nigerians are the only peeps crazy for BB or techy phones should please stop adding too much spice in this gravvy.BB is a world wide craze.the whole world is on BB fire!it is not about been expensive;it is about the effectiveness of the hand held.
I have done my findings.I do real estate,oil and gas,network marketing and procurement.pin:253D530A,LOL.add me.
We also have bags of rice in our ware house at apapa for sale.

if you are looking for friends to pin then go to romance section, we are discussing about ladies crazy for BB and not interested in adding anyone, God know if your yeye pin correct self but help yourself by deleting it, go away bros


The worst of the BB crazy is UNILAG students, you hardly see book in there hand only BB ( is it possible to use BB write note for class?) and even disturb you in the library with the beeping that i almost slap on mumu with useless BB disturbing me while i was reading for my second semester exam,, Nobody here envy BB user but Nigerian are extremist and loves to show off little rags they have, Average Niegrian can buy BB atleast UK use cost as love as 15k but we have a priorities and if BB is your then go for it but dont go crazy and start making fools of youeself because of one thing or the other

i rather live under the bridge than move in with my woman because when things go sour, she will kick you out like rag, i no fit do am abeg

davmor:
Pleasure is mine my dear, one Nigeria. Am Edeh David from Ebonyi State in Igbo Land of Nigeria. May you explain this Skype to me and how it works. In addition, you can mail me @: davi_heroricman@yahoo.com

you self get problem, you neva see person for yahkee before wey you dey disgrace yourself ni? Abeg wise up bro and stop acting like low life

omo_to_dun:
You seem to me like a yahoo yahoo boy. And it seems to me that you did not realize that I am a man, hence, the "my dear" term. I did not ask for your e-mail address, only that I am keen on making Nigerian friends, either male or female, on Skype who I can speak with and have meaningful conversations with.

If you know not what Skype is, a quick Google search should make you less ignorant.

Am not speaking for him but what do you think you are? because you live in Cali or what and you called someone yahoo yahoo, guess you need to get it straight that you dont have the right to call anyone yahoo yahoo when he never ask you for anything, you need to stay in cali and stop say nonsense about innocent people in NL, Bro take you time abi you thin say na heaven you dey

maasflan:
NA WA OOO, IAM ALREADY A STUENT THERE O, 100 LEVEL

WWW.GROU.PS/MYPROMATE

I pity you and am sure by the time you to year four, you will no know if you are still a student or not because half of your exam will be missing, lecturers must have collect all you have on you that you will fell like runing away, but take heart,

cool brother, where is the working class ladies reside? i want to meet one i guess but Lagos only and not grandmother, get me more info and i will give you a call,

love is not worth dying for, you die for a woman/man and she re-marry few weeks after, Love is not worth dying for

funny indeed, you manage to date him for 5 years and not love him, you must be good ion deceiving people, that a plus, follow your heart and let the guy be and sure he will find someone who love him for him but it will hurt but am sure yours wait by the corner, it just a matter of time before your new guy dish you for someone else, EVIL THAT PEOPLE MEND LIVE WITH THEN, BE WISE

upload pic of you want to sell a car, or will you have interest in things you can see, abi na black market?

guy,, this is 1990 and it cost 300- 350 in Lagos, so you think someone will leave Lagos and go to Ibadan to buy your car for that price? you better reduce the price if you want to sell