₦airaland Forum

amdman:
I am 28 and she is 31. Our marriage is one month old today, and I can tell you that age has nothing to do with it. I was 16 and she 19 when we met. I popped the question when I was 19 and she 22, and we stuck through the years through thick and thin.

My parents and siblings (got ten of them with 8 older than me) all knew she was older, but they also knew ours is a match made in heaven, and so could do nothing about it.

My wife is way more respectful than most younger ladies that I have known. And more mature all round. And you know what, though I always knew she was a virgin, I confirmed her so on our wedding night!

Can you beat that? A virgin at 31!


can you give me your wife"s number? or does she has a younger sister cos she has what i look for in a woman, abeg please

So I will choose her over and over and over again, above these 'much used' younger ladies.

Jakumo:
No sir, you have your facts wrong. Big Daddy Adejale Adebole is a bible-thumping thief and con-man who pretends to be God's representative on Earth, in order to trick poor people into giving him their hard-earned money, which he uses to finance a life of lavish, opulent luxury, and to fuel the private jet that his fat wife uses to visit Europe for extravagant shopping sprees.

More significantly, Big Daddy Adejale helps corrupt Nigerian government officials launder their embezzled loot by accepting it as tax-exempt "church donations" from which he takes a huge cut before spiriting out the rest to the Middle East and Europe where it is banked on behalf of those who make careers of bleeding Nigeria to death. Adejale Adebole is a willing accessory after the fact, to financial crimes of monumental proportion.

lamidebaby:
@dani1luv
your story's highly improbable. I'm however more concerned 'bout your english.seat my dear.needle/syringe please. how 'bout "with a letter on which was written " "you just contracted the HIV virus" sounds better to me.

BTW, d'you have any idea what the probability of contracting HIV from a needle prick is? Less than 0.5% last time I checked.
Those guys're just a bunch of clowns.

indie22:
Er Xandy, I'm female and zain's bb service is still 4,750 bucks!!

aca77:
Despite its much vaunted
qualities, nobody has been able
to make any coherent sense
about the exclusive features of
the blackberry apart from the
rather dispensable Blackberry
Instant Messenger.
I don't know about the rest of the
world, but in Nigeria it is clear
that for MOST people owning a
blackberry is all about
'belonging', or showing one's
'levels'. It kinda reminds me of
the Thuraya phone that 'reigned'
many years ago - an ugly,
weighty and pretty useless
satelite phone whose only
selling point was that it can be
used anywhere that ordinary
phone networks service does not
cover. Trust shallow Nigerians,
they rushed to buy it because of
its very expensive price tag in
order to be called 'big boy' or 'big
girl'. Thats what it is with this
blackberry nonsense.

I use a nokia e72 smartphone
(whose price is similar or even
higher than many mid-range
blackberry models). With this
phone, I can receive and send
instant emails (push email), I can do instant
messaging on a multi-platform
level (Yahoo Messenger,
Facebook Messaging, MSN, ICQ,
Gtalk, etc), courtesy of third-party
apps like ebuddy, palringo and
nimbuzz. I can even send and
receive files of all kinds (pics,
word documents, etc). The phone
has a host of delightful
applications including an in-built
scanner (yes, scanner - I can use d
phone's camera to scan
documents, pictures, forms,
business cards, etc with unbelievable clarity; and can also
'copy' hardcopy documents and
'paste' in softcopy in the phone
and transfer to a pc!). And it goes
on and on. I achieve all of this
with a N1000 monthly data plan.

So when people yap on about
how you can do 'business' and
send files and keep in touch with
clients and all that, they are not
saying anything new because my
nokia e72 business phone can do
ALL of that and a whole lot more!
So what is the BIG DEAL about
blackberry? Someone should pls
explain. The fact is that the 'pin'
concept is a commercial
masterstroke by RIM (BB's
manufacturers); the pin is what
creates a sort of 'belonging'
exclusivity or 'class distinction' that is really empty
and adds no unique value. And of
course Nigerians are always at
the forefront of wanting to
'belong' in anything that even
remotely involves empty
exclusivity or 'class'. Thats why every
cheap girl would sleep around to
buy a BB or pay the mothly fees, and also why any shallow, empty-headed
hungry boy would use his accomodation money to buy BB and later look for who to squat with in school. Pity.

indie22:
@ gboyesh, no one's bending your hand backwards for bb subscription, if people like bbs and can afford monthly bb subscriptions, why should it be anyone's headache, afterall its a free world and people are free to spend their cash as they like, if u can pay 5k a month for BIS please feel comfy to, if u can't go buy a nokia (no offence)

indie22:
Lolll!!

I really don't get why there's beef for bb owners, whether its a fashion piece or a business tool, no be that one concern the people wey dey use am.

In any case, one thing a blackberry has that a nokia doesn't is the push mail and for that, I'm sticking with my bb!!! All bb haters can go suck on a lemon!!!

james1:
@gboyesh.I honestly believe you need help,
Peeps pay cable tv bills,they are daft for getting what they need?peeps spend hundreds of thousands popping champagne in the clubs,they are daft for enjoying themselve's? when they can afford it.
Men gather at bar's and literally combust tens of thousand's by the time they are done,they are daft?
Men that pay up membership due's at ikoyi club,IBB golf club and other elite club's for reason's obvious to those that know are daft?
Take a trip to any night club on the island and see how men jeopardize money;your world will almost shut down.
You hide in your cave and make a noise,if you are presented with a BB you will turn it down,ah?better wake up and leave your small way of thinking.a man is what he think's.

kay177:
Mr defender of the universe,  its better you write in short sentences and summarise your points, instead you writing along stories  like the one you have written above, that is full of typographical and tenses errors.

james1:
@topic,lol.@akainzo,right on target.
@Odiaero:you did not send me your pin,I left my mail addy for that purpose.
@all you BB hater's,lol.
With my BB I can IM and send file's over long distance's and not using email which fail meserably most time's.
The BB is a network phone for the businessman,I now hardly ever go around with some cumbersome laptop.for those who buy it for the fun of it,good.it is their life.
Before BB I used the hp ipaq 6515d,this phone is one hell of a tool for business,pleasure and still very relivant.the only minus;it doesn't have the BB portal.
To all of you trying to tell the rest of us that nigerians are the only peeps crazy for BB or techy phones should please stop adding too much spice in this gravvy.BB is a world wide craze.the whole world is on BB fire!it is not about been expensive;it is about the effectiveness of the hand held.
I have done my findings.I do real estate,oil and gas,network marketing and procurement.pin:253D530A,LOL.add me.
We also have bags of rice in our ware house at apapa for sale.