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Bobbiee:
We shall see where the sun rises from you dirty dog. Once your people start to drop like flies we'll see why not one of your people like to stay home in your backwater deserts where nothing can grow out of your soil and there is zero natural resources. The only land that you can boast of is Lagos, and without Igbo people that dumpster fire glorified slum would be just another Ekiti village, brown roof, mud earth shit hole.

I'm still waiting for your Oluomo to do his worst. Your people in Igbo land, from Asaba to Port Harcourt to Onitsha would face the music. Don't say I didn't warn you

Putindbutt:
They gave her her father's receipt, Lagos would give you the home training you lacked from home. She'd no longer say a word till she relocates back to her village with her ipob husband. They make the loudest noise on social media yet have the darkest secrets in their cupboards.

FreeStuffsNG:
Wow!!! She is naive and now angry for underestimating the politicial sagacity of the Yoruba people.

She is a serious political liability on the liability her husband already was to LP in Lagos as the only Chinedu gunning to rule Lagos.

From the records, her father, Col Augustine Aniebo(rtd) , a retired Senior Nigerian military officer with previous link with secessionists army of Nigerian civil war, was officially indicted as a thief in that document shared on Twitter and it is obvious that he used the stolen money to raise this his daughter now insulting Yoruba people. This rude girl is not married to the Yoruba, if she is married to a Yoruba she will not underestimate and disrespect the Yoruba.

We saw their bullet as husband and wife and we dodged it with our eyes opened and chest full. Anambra can have the husband, Chinedu, as Gov and the intemperate silverspoon Ify as 1st lady.

check my signature for free stuffs!

leanonme82:
The wife of the LP candidate for the past Lagos Governorship elections, Ify Aniebo Rhodes Vivour, made the following tweet on her twitter page:



https://twitter.com/IfyAniebo/status/1644275227784822786



https://twitter.com/IfyAniebo/status/1644286155771322372?s=20

This caused several replies from critics who accused her father, a Biafra War colonel and past governor of Borno and Kogi state, of looting the funds of Kogi state and refusing to handover to the democratically elected governor Abubakar Audu in 1999.

nlfpmod:
Twitter user, Mr Mekzy (Pharaoh), has shared photos that show striking resemblance with the late Odumegwu Ojukwu while reacting to Seola Quintanilla Palmer's post,



https://twitter.com/MrMekzy_/status/1644069059212857352?s=20

Many of his followers agree that he has a striking resemblance with Ojukwu.

EcoBrick:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/reign-of-terror-in-onitsha-as-daredevil-gangs-unleash-mayhem/

MasterTeeUSA:
https://punchng.com/ndi-agbero-hijack-onitsha-as-helpless-traders-motorists-groan/?amp

Afamed:
For those that have been to Anambra. The headquarter of Agberos is in Onitsha. Straight from headbridges, to Uga junction, to Plastic market , down to Asaba park, Lagos park, Nitel, upper Iweka, down flyover, Owerri road, Tarzan. Biafran market

With your travelling bag in your hand, they will harass you , from junction to junction. From one ticket boy to another

Immediately they stop you, they begin to ransack your belongings,

MasterTeeUSA:
Abiola Akinremi, 41, abused her position as an administrator at the facility in Abbey Wood to make dozens of unauthorised withdrawals from the bank accounts of patients

Abiola Akinremi was jailed at the Old Bailey for defrauding vulnerable patients at the care home where she worked

By Tristan KirkCourts Correspondent@kirkkorner

14 hours ago

A care home worker who plundered almost £20,000 from the savings of vulnerable residents has been jailed for seven months.

Abiola Akinremi, 41, abused her position as an administrator at the facility, Bostall House in Abbey Wood, southeast London, to make dozens of unauthorised withdrawals from the bank accounts of patients.

The Old Bailey heard some of the home’s residents are detained under the Mental Health Act, and those without family support hand over control of their finances to administrators and carers.


Akinremi, a mother-of-three, first started stealing from residents when she needed money for childcare, and continued the fraud to “fund her own lifestyle”, the court heard.

Judge Angela Rafferty KC sentenced Akinremi to seven months in prison, telling her: “This was a repeated and planned course of conduct, and a very serious breach of trust of vulnerable people.”

Prosecutor Robert Levack said: “People who live at the home are all vulnerable, they have various conditions and are detained under the Mental Health Act or other legislation. It is a 24-hour care facility.

“They are not allowed to leave Bostall House without a member of staff or a family member. Some have their financial affairs looked after by the home.”

Investigators were brought in when concerns about Akinremi’s activities were raised in November 2018. They found £43,000 was missing from residents’ bank accounts, including £32,000 from one victim.

“The way in which cash and money was dealt with on behalf of residents at the home was not up to scratch”, said Mr Levack.

Akinremi denied fraud until the first day of her trial, insisting that other staff at the home were trying to “pin the blame” on her.

She ultimately admitted taking £19,650 over the course of eight months from three residents, and continues to say others at the home were involved in wrongdoing.


“Ms Akinremi is only responsible for her own conduct”, said her barrister, Ranjeet Dulay, pointing to evidence of money being taken from residents at times when Akinremi was on holiday.

She said the administrator had been suffering from depression when the fraud began and needed money for childcare when the fraud began.


“It was initially an opportunistic offence, but she continued to engage in it further”, she said.

Akinremi went to work in another care home after being dismissed from Bostall House, and has been “trying to make amends and put into the type of community that she stole from”, added Ms Dulay.

Judge Rafferty rejected a plea for a suspended prison sentence, concluding only an immediate spell behind bars would be appropriate.

Akinremi, from Tilbury in Essex, pleaded guilty to three charges of fraud by abuse of position

ChemicalReaction:
OP, a lot of factors contribute to weight gain, while some girls gain weight naturally as they age, there are over-the-counter drugs and weight gain supplements that girls consume to put up weight.

The reason for consuming these things arises from peer pressure, the need to feel among, and the "big yansh craze" that the media promotes.

Persephone1:
If women ghost you immediately after getting their numbers then you are definitely doing something wrong, it's sad you have been at this for 5 years.

As a lady,one thing that can turn me off in a guy is when a guy becomes choking, wants to hastily familiarize and gets annoyingly too available. When you bombard me with texts, calls,every minute compliments " you are beautiful, you are sexy all sorts of compliments on pictures i know are just there. When you keep talking about love, relationship and having me like your survival depends on it. Such act puts a guy off as thirsty and it ain't sexy.

Control your availability, let your person of attraction know that you have a life and you have other things going for you. You have a choice. This is not playing macho but playing sensible, confidence and class.

PS: if you do all these and symptoms persist, please see your pastor

stephendinks:
A regional Australian mayor said he may sue OpenAI if it does not correct ChatGPT’s false claims that he had served time in prison for bribery, in what would be the first defamation lawsuit against the automated text service.

Brian Hood, who was elected mayor of Hepburn Shire, 120km (75 miles) northwest of Melbourne, last November, became concerned about his reputation when members of the public told him ChatGPT had falsely named him as ......

https://ratecaptain.com/australian-mayor-to-sue-open-ai-for-chatgpt-false-information/

Benwallt:
#1. Bernard Arnault & family
Net worth: $211 Billion | Source of Wealth: LVMH | Age: 74 | Citizenship: France
The French luxury goods tycoon tops the World’s Billionaires list for the first time on the back of a banner year at LVMH, which owns Louis Vuitton, Christian Dior and Tiffany & Co., among others. Revenue, profit and LVMH shares all sit at record highs, helping add $53 billion to Arnault’s fortune over the past 12 months, the biggest gain of any billionaire. Wealthier than ever, Arnault is now planning for succession: In July, he proposed a reorganization of his holding company, Agache, which holds the bulk of his LVMH stock, to give equal stakes to his five children.


#2. Elon Musk
Net worth: $180 Billion | Source of Wealth: Tesla, SpaceX | Age: 51 | Citizenship: U.S.
Musk has mostly tweeted himself out of the top spot on the ranks, with Tesla stock down nearly 50% since he announced his $44 billion takeover of Twitter last April, far outpacing the tech-heavy Nasdaq’s 18% drop. Investors have bemoaned the $23 billion of Tesla shares he sold to finance the acquisition. SpaceX, meanwhile, keeps soaring, with the company valued at nearly $140 billion in a tender offer that closed in early 2023—up from the $127 billion at which investors valued it last May. Still, Musk is worth $39 billion less than a year ago.

#3. Jeff Bezos
Net worth: $114 Billion | Source of Wealth: Amazon | Age: 59 | Citizenship: U.S.
Since stepping down as Amazon CEO in 2021, Bezos has flown to space via his company Blue Origin, made waves with a near-complete $500 million superyacht and stepped up his philanthropy through support for groups such as Bezos Academy free preschools and grants from his Bezos Earth Fund. His fortune isn’t faring as well: He’s $57 billion poorer than a year ago—the biggest loss of any billionaire—thanks to a 38% decline in Amazon stock.

#4. Larry Ellison
Net worth: $107 Billion | Source of Wealth: Oracle | Age: 78 | Citizenship: U.S.
The Oracle chairman and former CEO rose four spots amid a tough year for tech, as Oracle shares increased 10% on solid earnings and a focus on security. Ellison bought one of Florida’s most expensive homes for $173 million last summer, adding to his portfolio of glitzy real estate, including the Hawaiian island of Lanai, where he lives. He stepped down from Tesla’s board in August after four years.

#5. Warren Buffett
Net worth: $106 Billion | Source of Wealth: Berkshire Hathaway | Age: 92 | Citizenship: U.S.
Buffett has spent the past three years on a spending spree, pumping some $90 billion of Berkshire Hathaway’s cash into stocks, share buybacks and the $11.5 billion acquisition of insurance firm Alleghany Corp., which closed in October. In late March the Oracle of Omaha, a veteran of market crises, reportedly advised the Biden administration on bank runs and discussed possible investments in regional banks.

#6. Bill Gates
Net worth: $104 Billion | Source of Wealth: Microsoft | Age: 67 | Citizenship: U.S.
Gates stepped down from the board of Microsoft in 2020 but still spends 10% of his time working with teams at the software firm–including those at OpenAI, which Microsoft has backed. “This is every bit as important as the PC, as the internet,” Gates told Forbes in February, referring to generative artificial intelligence tools like OpenAI’s ChatGPT. Meanwhile, he and his former wife, Melinda French Gates, are boosting spending by the Gates Foundation, which they co-chair and plan to wind down within 25 years.

Lawoffice5:
i helped you ask chatgpt for the noc of a pos agent and it came uo with this:

In Canada, the National Occupational Classification (NOC) code for a Point of Sale (POS) Agent may vary depending on the specific job duties and requirements of the position. However, a possible NOC code for a POS Agent in Canada could be 6623 - Other sales related occupations, which includes various sales and service representatives who provide information, assistance, and sell products or services to customers in retail and wholesale establishments.

It is important to note that the NOC code may vary depending on the specific industry, company, and job responsibilities of the POS Agent. It is recommended to consult with the employer or a qualified immigration consultant for a more accurate NOC code for a specific position.

i however do not think this noc falls under the acceptable ones...please make further research

nwekeugochukwu:
https://igberetvnews.com/1441942/lagos-tenant-stabs-friend-death-argument-photo/

Islie:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/i-waited-10-yrs-to-kill-friend-who-snatched-my-boyfriend-suspect/amp/

Pic 1: Victim
Pic 2 suspect

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7631984/lagos-tenant-stabs-friend-death

Omaresh:
I've used the charcoal a couple of times for teeth whitening. It works. I've always had white set of teeth but whenever I notice slight changes I use it to restore shine to my teeth.

Deesquare01:
I've tried that of No. 4 before, i.e. the teeth whitening scenario and I can attest to the fact that it truly works.

stickaman04:
my dear dey use it ohhh, , dey use activated carbon bed, made from pure carbon, which i actually charcoal dat has been produce from pyrolysis of wood. it actually removes organic matter from water n make it odour free. go to any pure water making factory, if u dont see activated carbon beds, den alert NAFDAC. such a product is not good for consumption. thankz

funnynation:
BENEFITS_OF_CHARCOAL

Charcoal is one of the most disregarded products at home. We only see the need for it when it is time to set fire for Banku.

However, if you really need first aid, charcoal is something you need to have on you all the time. You might not know this but it is one of the most medicinal products you can have at home due to its poison extraction ability.

In case you never gave it much attention, this is the time to do so. Here are *13* benefits of charcoal you never thought about.

1. *#Preventing_Odour*.
Does your shoe smell bad? Just get some charcoal & put it in them. Do you have any bad smell in your room? Drop some charcoal where you suspect the smell could be coming from. Does your fridge or freezer smell? Put a piece of charcoal in it. Do you have strong body odour? Just make a powder out of charcoal & use.
Charcoal is very good at getting rid of bad smell. Ever wondered why your parents always scooped out the ash from the coal pot to pour in the hen coop or toilet before sweeping? That was to get rid of the odour.

2. *#Keeping_Food_Fresh*.
If you want your vegetables to be fresh all the time, just make a solution out of charcoal & leave your vegetables in them. Thank us later.

3. *#Removing_Toxins_From_Food*.
These days, people complain about the use of fertilizers on plants & vegetables, making them unwholesome & poisonous. If you have charcoal, you don’t need to worry about this. All you need to do is leave the vegetables in a charcoal solution overnight & it’ll take care of the toxins. If you suspect any food contains too many chemicals, just drop them in a charcoal solution for some hours & you’re good to go.

4. *#For_Teeth_Whitening*.
If you want to whiten your teeth, pay no attention to all these adverts on whitening chemicals & technology. Just get yourself some charcoal & grab hold of a plantain stalk. Make a powder out of the charcoal, mash the tip of the plantain stalk, dip it into the charcoal powder & brush your teeth with it for a week.

5.*#Restoring_Soup_That_Went_Bad*.
Did your groundnut soup or palm nut soup go bad? No need to worry about pouring it all away. Just put it back on fire & drop a piece of charcoal in it. This will extract all the bad taste & smell & restore the soup to its fresh state.

6. *#Detoxifying*.
Do you have a hangover out of a drink out with friends the previous night? Just have some charcoal with you & chew on it. To make it more effective, make a nice solution out of it & drink. You’re good to go.

7. *#Neutralizing_Alcohol*.
If you mistakenly did some wild mixing & feel it can knock you out, just add some charcoal to the mixture & your problem is solved. Or if you took in too much alcohol, just drink some charcoal solution & you’re good to go.

8. *#Healing_Wounds*.
Do you have a situation where someone’s wound has become so infected to the state doctors are saying they have to cut the affected area? Don’t stress over it, get a large amount of charcoal powder & pour it on the wound. This will extract all the poison from the wound & also help it heal faster. If you have a cut & you want to treat it fast, just get some powdered charcoal & pour on it.

9. *#Water_Filtration*.
Do you feel your water is contaminated? You don’t need all these products on the market. Charcoal can do better, just drop some amount of it in it. Don’t worry about the colour, it is safe, you can even chew on charcoal. It is far safer than eating chicken from KFC.

10. *#Skin_Cleansing*.
Do you have pimples, acne or any skin disease you really want to get rid of or do you want a very smooth face or skin? All you need is charcoal. Make a thick solution out of it & smear it on your body & leave it on for some hours before taking your bath. It will leave your skin smooth & fresh.

11. *#Stain_Removal*.
Do you have some stubborn stain in your kitchen, washroom or on your tiles? You actually need charcoal to get rid of it. I know you’re imagining how this black stainy product can actually remove stains right? Just try it, it works like magic.

12. *#Getting_rid_of_a_Bloated_Stomach*.
If you ate or drank something & feel bloated, charcoal is the best solution to get rid of the bloating.

13. *#Gets_Rid_of_bad_Cholesterol*.
Making a solution out of it & drinking helps eliminate all the bad cholesterol you have stored in you.

14. *#Ulcer_Treatment*.
Charcoal can treat all ulcers. Just make it a habit to always chew some.



Culled by Mc Funnynation

please come and move it to FP as it may help some people

booksbo0k:
Sorry for the long write up my people, I need advice.

My first son has been behaving somehow in our family, as if he's not part of this family...
You and this boy can be in the same house but you might not set your eyes on him once for a whole day. He will be inside his room through out...

He has been telling me that he is currently working on going to rent his own place and live on his own and that if God helps him and he is able to achieve that, He will not have anything to do with our family again and that we will never set eyes on him ever again :[ ...

I would have not been bothered by such statement if it were coming from someone else, I would take it as a bluff. But this my son is someone that normally doesn't call people to check on them, not even us his parents..

When he was in his previous University before he dropped out, this boy can go for months, that is a whole semester stretch without calling anybody to know how you're doing, except you call him or maybe he wants to ask for money for something or school stuff....

We have five children and he is the first, the second and third children are away in University, he and the two last siblings are the only one's with us.. My husband refused him from going to University in a far place instead he gives him transport money to be going to his own University from home everyday...... He and his father don't even talk again except good morning greetings. He is only 21 ohh..

Let me give you guys small back story so that you can understand how all these things started.

My son graduated from secondary school (a boarding school) in 2017 at 16 years old... Initially, he said he wanted to study computer science as he said that was the course he loved and wanted to study. But my husband refused and persuaded him to study pharmacy because he worked at NAFDAC and he saw the way pharmacy graduates were living at his work place and the salary they were recieving. He and one of his chemist friend sweet talked him into going to study the course and I guess it was because he was young then and could not challenge his dad then that was why he gave in....

He wrote JAMB but he did not meet the cut of mark for pharmacy (but I later realised his score was good for computer science then)... No public University was willing to admit him for pharmacy then because his score was not good for the course but due to my husband love for the course and not wanting my son to lose admission that year , he decided to go the way of private University not minding their school fees...Long story cut short, my son got admitted into Madonna University where we were paying 1M naira every year.....After 3 years in the school and in 300L @18 years old, he began saying he was not interested in the school any longer, that he was tired of the course, that he's body is no longer in the school and blablabla that he wants to go and play football in Europe...

He came back for holiday during the beginning of covid and refused to go back to the school when they resumed, saying that he was only wasting our money by being in that school and he did not want to continue.....This got my husband really sad and angry....My son stayed home for almost two years doing nothing because my husband was adamant that if he would not go back to school, nothing for him, that all the money he has spent for school fees in that school can not be for waste that he can become a footballer after he graduates, saying no one can become a successful footballer without being a graduate, that it would later affect them in life...

But my son refused. I must confess, my son is extremely good at playing football. That was the talent i can confidently say that God personally gave to him from birth. Infact when he was graduating from secondary school, they gave him the award for the best graduating footballer and he was always the centre of attention anytime he plays at our church events. He friends used to call him "nima" then, I think...

I and my husband got tired of him staying at home for long so I went to meet with one pastor in our street who was based in the UK with his family but comes home sometimes for church related matters. I explained my son's situation to him and he offered to help my son travel out to chase his football career provided we have the funds for it. The man was secondary school class mates with "victor ikpe ekong" who was a former super eagles player but currently a pastor in Sweden. To my greatest surprise he called him on a WhatsApp video call in my presence and i was really surprised...He gave me the man's phone number to keep in contact and also scheduled a day to meet with my husband and have a discussion.. I told my son and he was very happy..I also told my husband and he was eager to meet with him at least, anything to solve my sons idleness at the time..

The pastor came to my our house on several occasions and discussed with my husband. My husband kept telling the pastor, saying he would like my son to be going to school while chasing his football career at the same time, a feat which pastor let us know would be difficult as one has to be dropped for the other. Unfortunately, my husband changed he's mind and said he was no longer interested in the whole footballer thing. He said he knew that my son wanted to become a footballer only because of girls. That he, my son knew that if he becomes a footballer, all the girls would like him, that that was the only reason he wanted to become a footballer, and that if football was his true destiny, he doesn't need to travel out for it to manifest, that he can be in Nigeria and make it from here.....That was how that chapter close like that. Pastor left for England few months after.....

After years of my son staying at home, my husband got tired. One night, he hired some Street thugs to come take my son away and beat him up...my son stayed with them for 2 weeks. When he returned, he said he was ready to go back to school. But my husband told him he won't be going back to any private University again. My son wrote jamb again to study computer science and was admitted into COOU. but my said he would not allow him go to any University that is not in the same state we are residing. Now the problem here was that all the public schools in the state we are staying will not accept you to study computer science unless you did chemistry in jamb. And my son did not do chemistry in jamb because he is not good in chemistry. If he was to study in the same state we were staying, he had to settle for another course, which he did...Now another problem arose. My husband refused to rent an apartment for my son around the school because the school is considerably far from our house, instead he decided to be giving him money (2000) everyday as transport fare to be going from home. This did not sit down well with my the boy and he again, said he was no longer interested in schooling again sef that he can't be going such far distance from home to the school everyday to study a Course he does not even like siting that it would be stressful and affect his academics and that it was unwise to be paying 60k a year as school fees while you spend 2k everyday as transport..My husband got angry and called on our estate CSO to come pick him up. They beat him so badly in public that when he got back home later in the evening, I went to check him in his room, his buttocks and back where scarred and red with huge marks...

Ever since, he has been going to the school from home and he has become very distant from us especially his dad. They don't talk again in the same house except "good morning sir"...

My son has turned into something else. He can stay indoors from morning till night. I would have said he has started keeping bad company but he does not even have a single friend, not one..Nobody calls him, and he doesn't call anybody...I have five children and he is the first. The second and third already gained admission this year in a private University and are in school currently, so he and he's last two siblings are the only one's with us now..

Why I'm writing this is because I'm scared..I'm beginning to fear that my son might commit suicide, he's beginning to show that kind of attitude.. And the plans he have to leave us forever to go and stay alone, I don't like it ohhhh...

Nairalanders please I need your advice.

Oloki:
They couldn't find the snake? Could she has fallen off or is hiding somewhere for the next flight? Make them look well o. They might not be fortunate next time

ijustdey:
https://punchng.com/bitcoin-platform-with-over-one-million-nigerian-users-shuts-down/?amp

FreeStuffsNG:
You are in unfamiliar territory as visitors in Lagos. Go and ask what happened to terrorists hiding in Ikorodu just few yeas ago. They used airforce to rain bombs on them even before air force bomb raid was approved for use in SE and North.

Lagos is not your place so it will just put Igbo as a whole in serious pole disadvantage which the hawks among the Yoruba want. This one in Finland will be brought back to Lagos easily once he meddles into Lagos where the Yoruba, national and international stakes are very high and coalesce. Crossing the line into Lagos put his oga in trouble till today. Lagos is not Aba, Onitsha, Owerri , Asaba, Enugu etc. Even Ibadan, Ile Ife tower over these places in terms of strategic importance let alone Lagos a prime international hub in Africa.

Lagos and Yoruba will be fine, worry more about Igbo, especially those Igbo who hate Yoruba yet live in Yorubaland.
check my signature for free stuffs!

WesternOligarch:
I am Yoruba but seun is just a pandering opportunist who would even turn a blind eye to the insults on Yoruba people just to appear "de-tribalised". The Yoruba every nigerian should fear the most is the ones who love to appear "de-tribalised". They would throw their group under the bus to look objective but you can trust a traitor at your own risk. At least a tribalistic Yoruba will show his true color and is loyal to something, not the "de-tribalised" ones. That said I think the DSS should shut down nairaland because it's indirectly a national security risk at this point.

AImiron:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/04/05/cash-app-founder-bob-lee-stabbed-death-us-city-san-francisco