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Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 3:47pm On Dec 06, 2018
Having an insecure boyfriend is not easy, You will be in church and he will call you and ask "Babe where are you?", You will say " I'm in church honey " And he will be like "Give Jesus the phone"

#Xavier.

Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 3:36pm On Dec 06, 2018
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TV/Movies › Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Xavier5(m): 10:20pm On Dec 05, 2018
I just rewatched Suicide Squad but this time with an analytical mind. That Movie is freaking awesome. I still don't understand why people or should I say critics bash the movie. Everything about the movie was just perfect. The plot, storyline, action scenes, characters (most especially Deadshot, Harley Quinn, El Dibio, Joker, Amanda Waller and Echantress), CGI (okay aside from those of Killer Croc and Enchantress Minions [they look disgusting. I felt like throwing up when I saw them]), Comic (thanks to Harley Quinn), Dark tone were just legit and so on point not forgetting the emotional aspect of it.

A movie about self centered criminals been used by a self centered government that only cares about their image to undertake secret missions for them but circumstances turned the self centered criminals into Selfless Humanitarian. What a plot, Epic.

Suicide Squad was dark, intense, brute, captivating and awesome.
It's dark tone is right for the movie because the movie is about criminals and criminals are dark people (not in complexion oh grin), so the dark theme of the movie is just right for it.

For me the movie is great and it doesn't deserve the criticism and bashing it got but life has a way of compensating as the bashed movie was a financial success grossing over $746 million. At least that's something to compensate for it's critical bomb, a box office hit.

For Me Suicide Squad Is An Awesome Movie.

#Xavier.

Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:47pm On Dec 05, 2018
Don't loose a GOOD girl just becos they said 'There are many FISHES in the river... SCUBIA and TITUS no be the same oo..

#Xavier.

Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:44pm On Dec 05, 2018
Sex education should be taught in school but the children must not be given homework....
True Or False

#Xavier

Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:43pm On Dec 05, 2018
If girls are to walk in town like the way they pose in their pictures I swear ,the government will record the highest ever DISABILITY RATE in the country.

#Xavier.

Christianity Etc › Re: Questions For People Against Big Church Buildings In Nigeria by Xavier5(m):
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Crime › Re: Yahoo Plus And Ritual Money Doesn't Exist, Stop The Unnecessary Killings by Xavier5(m):
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Crime › Re: Yahoo Plus And Ritual Money Doesn't Exist, Stop The Unnecessary Killings by Xavier5(m):
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Celebrities › Re: 8-year-old Ryan Toysreview Is The Highest Paid Youtuber Of 2018 by Xavier5(m): 11:13am On Dec 04, 2018
$22 million. 8 year old. WOW

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Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:08am On Dec 04, 2018
When two ladies fight, It doesn't matter who took Many Punches. If your weave was Removed You Automatically lost the Fight. grin grin grin grin grin

#Xavier.

Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:03am On Dec 04, 2018
A slay Queen wrote:
How much is plastic surgery if i bring my own plastic?

#Xavier.

Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:00am On Dec 04, 2018
if any person claim he knows too much tell him or her to read A-Z from Z!

#Xavier.

Nairaland General › Re: This Lady Wants To Get Raped! by Xavier5(m):
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Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:04pm On Dec 03, 2018
You feel shy removing your sister's panties from the dry line when it's about to rain... But you can remove the panties of some random babe with your teeth! My brother the thunder that'll strike you will come at 2pm on a very hot sunny day

#Xavier

Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:03pm On Dec 03, 2018
Women are so jealous. I bet you Eve Counted Adam's Ribs everyday just to see if Another woman had been created.

#Xavier

Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 3:58pm On Dec 03, 2018
Some relatives can be funny They'll be like, "don't you remember me", I was in the Hospital when your mom gave birth to you. You don't have any option but to shout “aaaaaah aunty long time”

#Xavier

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi Worships At Dunamis 100,000 Seater Auditorium by Xavier5(m):
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Literature › Re: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by Xavier5(m): 4:03pm On Nov 30, 2018
Dear Apollux,

I must confess, you are iconic. Your writing, narrative and descriptive prowess is Legit. To be candid, I never loved science fiction novels, but with the Marvel Franchise, I will give an exception. As a matter of fact I've started loving and having interest in science fiction novels.
You are too good. Simply the best. I wouldn't want your writing prowess to go in vain, so I will advice you to convert this story into an E-book and E-pub and publish them in platforms like amazon, okadabooks etc where you will earn cool cash from it, also you can publish it in hardcopy.

My prayer for you is that, a good movie production company or a good movie director or a good movie producer comes in contact with this work and develop interest in it, you know what that means right? ***winks***, you don blow like frag grenade be that.
If the Marvel franchise is made into a movie, it's gonna be a hit both critically and in revenue generation.

More grace bro. Receive fresh impartation for supermassive increase in level and your writing prowess. Keep on doing the good work. Keep it up. Well done bros. You got my respect, followership and fanism.

NOTE: Please when you wanna start Marvel Chronicles: First Contact, make sure you mention me or else me and you go get our own Armageddon here.

PS: I hope Marvel Chronicles: First Contact, is gonna showcase more on the love triangle between Marvel, Jade and ADA.

SALUTEE

#Xavier.

Christianity Etc › Re: . by Xavier5(op): 1:54pm On Nov 30, 2018
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Education › Re: How Covenant University Students Sit For Exams (Photos) by Xavier5(m): 1:28pm On Nov 30, 2018
Omoh see exam hall, Legit. When will our public universities have such cool exam halls.

#Xavier.

Celebrities › Re: Powede Eniola Awujo False Identity: 'Media Has Tagged Me What I'm Not' by Xavier5(m):
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Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:23pm On Nov 26, 2018
Hello, Fellow Nairalanders, followers and Viewers of this thread "CHRONICLES OF JOKES", This is to inform you all that you are free to post any Jokes, Funny Memes (pictures), Funny Videos and Funny Audios here to keep the thread moving.
And don't forget to leave a comment, hit the like and share button when you visit or view the thread.
THANKS.

#Xavier.

Jokes Etc › Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:19pm On Nov 26, 2018
Some girls will hold the manhood of their father's age mate and give a Mouth Action and won't be shy,
but will be shy to hold ordinary Microphone to give Testimony in church.
May your period play hide and seek with you this month if you don't change
If e pain u come beat me i dey Port Harcourt.

#Xavier.

Christianity Etc › Re: Should You Be Paying Tithe While You're Owing People Money? — Nigerian Man by Xavier5(m):
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