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Cat fish pepper soup cost #2,700 and 1 Bag of Cement is #2,700. Your Girlfriend Prefers to eat cat fish pepper soup Everyday. My brother, kneel down where ever you are lets pray. Stretch forth your hands towards the direction of your Girlfriend And shout, "My father!! my father!! Any girl that is eating my mansion in d form of catfish pepper soup CATCH FIRE". oyaa prayer !!!!

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A King was about to go to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the room & gives the key to his best friend & says, If I am not back within 4 days, open the room and she is yours….
He sits on his horse & hits the road. Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him. He stops & sees his friend riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” King asks.
Out of breath, his friend answers, “It is the wrong Key…!! ”
Men Will always Be Men.

#Xavier.

At the ATM earlier today…
After I had withdrawn my money i was shocked when the ATM asked me “Anything for your boy?”

#Xavier.

I never believed Nigeria was that hard until, i saw my friend eating Bread with “Anointing oil”

#Xavier.

A newly posted pastor was visiting the homes of his church members. At one of the houses,he observed that someone was at home but
refused to answer his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out his complimentary card and wrote ‘Rev 3:20’ at the back of the card
and dropped it. When the offering basket was going round in the church the following sunday, the pastor found out that his card had been returned.
Added to it was this message: Gen.3:10! When the pastor opened his Bible to check out the quotation, he broke down with laughter. Rev.3:20
says, "behold l stand at the door and knock" while Gen 3:10 says, "l heard your voice but was afraid for l was naked".

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lefulefu:
just watch
the married lady wey dem dey refer as unidentified married woman they will identify her very soon
no be naija again

Naija Intelligence Agency (Bloggers) Are On The Matter Already.

#Xavier.

FUNNY SAYINGS:

1: The way some people have mouth odors this days can even make Moses to wake up and add d 11th commandments which says "thou should brush thy mouth every morning"
Yeeh! Who pour me saliva..

2: Poor people should stop pretending to be rich, u are confusing the Angel of blessings.

3: U will never knw u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body...
Fada lurd eep ya chid.

4: My pastor delivered a mad man in my church...
Pastor: Sing a song to praise God for ur deliverance.
Mad man: Lafranse Remix yon, Remix yon concor barpepay one corner one corner one corner
Pastor: Wait! Wait!! U are still mad.

5: Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside... Bros u are doing ya sef.

6: Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch that isn't working are among the problems we face in Nigeria.

7: Fingering girls with our fingers ends this year, next year we are using KNIFE
Ewo! Who stone me pant.

8: Nine month ago a woman was pregnant and gave birth to a fool reading this post....
Ode ode ode wait!! b4 u start pouring insult on me. Shey u were born 9month ago abi? Olodo.

9: I have a feeling that very soon am gonna own Banana island..... I've bought banana remaining Island... Small small am making it in life.

10: Satan must be a gay.... Which man would meet a naked lady alone and only convince her to eat an apple
That guy na confirm gay.

#Xavier.

The girl you dumped, someone will marry her... Another girl who has been dumped will be your wife.

Its called ultimate cycler


#Xavier.

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Everything is now so expensive in Nigeria!!! Such that;Witches don’t even serve food in dreams anymore
.. I dey lie abi..Oya tell me when last U don chop for dream.

#Xavier.

MEDICAL ALERT:

Don’t Drink Water Immediately After Eating Fish ߊߐBecause Drinking Water May Cause The Fish To Start Swimming and Your Stomach Will Start Doing GulunGulun.

#Xavier.

Please be careful when buying rat poison, they are now selling the fake ones everywhere. Kindly make sure you taste it before you buy to ensure it’s the original one.

#Xavier.

PARENTS PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO
SUNDAY SCHOOL…

A teacher came to the class and asked a
question
TEACHER: Who killed Goliath?
STUDENT 1: it’s not me
STUDENT 2: I wasn’t at school that day.
STUDENT 3: I don’t know.

The teacher went to the Headteacher’s office and told the HM that students in that class don’t know who killed Goliath.
The HM came to that class and asked…
HM: Who killed Goliath?
CLASS: we r not the ones..!!!
HM.: If u don’t tell me who killed Goliath, you’ll see fire today…!!
CLASS : We don’t know.

The HM turned to the teacher and asked; are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class??
The teacher fainted….!!

#Xavier.

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”. He looks around with his flashlight wandering “What The HELL Was That?”.
He spots some money on a table and takes it……Once again he hears a voice ” JESUS is watching you”. He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!
He goes over and asks ” Was that your voice?”. It said “YES”. He then says “What’s your name?”. It says “MOSES”. The burglar says ” What kind of person names his bird Moses??” The parrot reply “THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER “JESUS”.

#Xavier.

Wait, An exam paper, 10 pages. wetin. Na interview test for UN secretary general position.

Seriously, the examiner deserve to be whipped on his or her genitals. What kind of wickedness is this.

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Earth2Metahuman:
Legend or HOE


if it's woman - she's a hoe
if its a man - he is a legend


what manner of fuckery is this?

Sexism Bro, Sexism. It Has Really Eaten Deep Into Our World.

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lefulefu:
this one go soon enter xvideos and pornhub
she looks like a slayqueen though

***In Steffenwolf's Voice*** Just Give It Sometime.

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MJBOLT:

venom passes $700M worldwide

That's good news. Now the Sony marvel universe and a venom prequel is a surety. Can't wait for that.

#Xavier

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