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MzMayD:
Can't oyinbo speak pidgin

na who teach you?


XavierBlue

Baby na this day i bin the wait for, i wan yarn you say na only you dey make my heart go kpoporipom. Anytime i see your comment my intestine go wan cut.


i swear i no go let mosquitoes bite you. You know say you be my VIRGIN Mary wey God send give me from heaven when ever i look your profile, my eyes go check out your back wey dey make me wan grap vaseline, that day sef i do mistake go carry aboniki thinking say na vaseline.


Baby i fit die for you but i no sure if i go fit try am.

Na MzMayD get am,
cc naijaboiy

XavierBlue

I swear walahi, na confirm thread be this, naijaboiy your head dey there. Make i come, typing......

Op don't make me sin pls. #coversface
XavierBlue

That sure is a makeup abuse.

XavierBlue

Apparently, there is no known vaccine against stupidity.

XavierBlue

Chinatownm:
Try and find it b4 u land in d intensive care unit

i think you too should try to consult a doctor for psychoanalysis.


XavierBlue

Tallesty1:
Don't you think she would bleep him asaply if she loves him

love is not sex, it an affectionate feeling you have for someone.
It might take time before that act is done

XavierBlue

Thank God am not nice, we're the first batch.

XavierBlue

Pastors spoiling maps for guys since world war 1.
Tell him not to let the sexless relationship she proposed get into their way, if he loves her, he should conceed to her. As the relationship grows brighter, believe me, she'll give in.


XavierBlue

Incase the steps above didn't work out, try the ones below, i trust them.


1. Money
2. Cash
3. Dough.


XavierBlue

mabeni:
Woke up this morning and the thought of patronizing one of those Ashewo joints in my neighborhood later in the day struck my mindbut the fear of soiling my good reputations pulls me (I'm a mentor to many kids in my neighborhood ) Does any human rights covers me if I'm being raided by policemen in the joint?

do what pleases you dude.


XavierBlue

What point are you hauling to the reader? Why not go ahead and ask her out?


XavierBlue

I think your are suffering from, Eukaryotic Gene Orthologs- EGO, symptoms; a big rear imbued with shiit.
You're sexy? Depends on your own definition dear. Na only your face wey make sense. I implore you to loose weight a little.



XavierBlue

imoh4king:
yea, but too skinny, for my liking....

apparently, what rock your boat won't rock mine. are you an akwaibomite?



XavierBlue

NinoBrown888:
gracias amigo..

XavierBlue

prettytasha:
ok but the worst mistake anyone would make will be avin a first date at an eatery...

will be glad, if you exagerate a little on this.



XavierBlue

NinoBrown888:
#smiles, morning charlie, howdy?

very much cool, wish you a nice day.

XavierBlue

NinoBrown888:
you sure thats her? I've got a reason to doubt that anyway.

well it up to her, her own cup of lipton.
Goodmorning.


XavierBlue

prettytasha:
thanks xavier ..and tjanks for stopping by too

you're welcome dear.



XavierBlue

The one that freaks me out, is the surgical attachment to their device. Nevertheless, Op, you're damn beautiful.






XavierBlue

misspicy:
See all of them,they can't say amen to a lovely prayer.

lovely? That irony.
That the most scariest prayer line I've ever heard



XavierBlue

I think I've misplaced my sense of humour



XavierBlue

Oga presido, i know say na your turn to shine, shine well, buhari don't black out the suffering masses from your mind, the boko victims to be precise.



XavierBlue

Why wouldn't he? I thought he said he is for everyone and no one?


XavierBlue

It better to divorce a man who is almost an eunuch than to cheat on him.


XavierBlue

Hollywood


XavierBlue

Blizzyblinkzy:
I will kill pple That have hurted me

an eye for an, will only make the world blind.


XavierBlue

Teempakguy:
hahahaha, what happens the next day . . . . when you are not . . . "Immortal" anymore?

buhari for jail am


XavierBlue

If you were an immortal for a day, what will you do?
I think ill go for a swim with the sharks in the ocean



XavierBlue

Wintchi wintchi marriage.


XavierBlue

Well, we all know you're one of the attention seekers mofos. Any way, HBD to you, and TFY.

XavierBlue