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Not applicable to me bro.

XavierBlue

Mtcheww! Another useless thread, op why you love woman na?


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sinaj:
my lips nd eyes

wow! Mine is my intestine and liver




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Sandydayz:
Something must be seriously wrong with u....

don't haul a fvck to him, maybe his sense of humour is rebranded. Nevertheless, are you a comedian?



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truthalways:
I recently noticed that our ladies are all having one or more extra piercings on their bodies. Its either on their ear, nose, eye lid, tongue, lips and some not so private areas Guys whats your take on this and ladies why are you doing this?

www.ifa.ask



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donmoris:
This has been disturbing me very well, wen ever I want to ease my self d urge will come,pls help a friend.thanz

are you a comedian? You need Jesus.
you are a comedian

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piicity:
I always imagine why guys always want to die with a female that have big boobs and but when there are plenty laidies beneath the heaven. Can anyone just enlighten me on the advantages male derived from those female material?

www.google.com


XavierBlue

Tell her you are an eunuch.



XavierBlue

Ill tell the thief to borrow me a bullet, and the rest would be history.


XavierBlue

You've violated rule no 9.

don't use nairaland for illegal acts, eg. Scamming, copyright, infringement




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Jenny1010:
I expect nothing less from a lazy bone. Sleep tight bob

which kind essay be this? What do you know about football?


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I miss GEJ and sambo

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starboy86:
. Can't u jz appreciate somebody else's creativity for once wen u knw quite well u can't b creative? SMH 4 u.

who told you it his own work?




XavierBlue

Another deranged fellow who's brain is haphazardly arranged and need a rehashment?



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vizkiz:
spoken like a true nigga...just hit that pussay one last time and run brother. Just run!

seconded, don't look back.




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Cutehector:
dry..

well, i must say you have your own brand of humour, even a kid would know i was only joking.



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Cutehector:
whch one hav u tried

rat poison, it works like magic. Mix the solid with water, after the romp, you hand her a glass of it.
But ill advice you before you try it, make sure you can run very fast, and can disappear from Nigeria , thank me later


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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]ROTFL!!

That should be one sharp Nigerian guy [/color]

The situation is similar to the one below.


Akpos was on a date with a girl, they ordered for drinks.

Girl: i hate my boyfriend.

Akpos: why?

Girl: he don't take me on shopping, he can't even buy me airtime, i hate him, ill break up with him.

Akpos: am not like that o

Girl: ill date you

minutes later, girl stood up.

Akpos: honey were to?

Girl: i want to go break up with him.

Akpos: come first, woman who is going to pay for this drink?



XavierBlue

Tell them to take the best recommended alcoholic drink, orijin.

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mulattoclaro:
She's still too young bro.

how ol is she?


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Tallesty1:
Ndi Mmehie.



Sinners

are you not one of them

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Teempakguy:
I am up to 5'6''

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ikeepitreal:
Lol, not possible, we both seventeen

huh? Do you know when i started fvcking son? Take that fvcking step and give her a fvcking fvck, goodluck once again.


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misssclassy:
[color=#000050]DRY![/color]

you have your own brand of humour /



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ikeepitreal:
Yesssssssssssssssssss, pardon me, I'm just so happy, remember when I told u guys about joy? Here!www.nairaland.com/2320023/brain-been-taken-over . That was when I was totally obsessed with her. Before I met JOY,I used to envisage my future partner to be extra pretty,great assets. You know na, a normal guys dream. BUT wtf, when I met JOY,I began to see myself with her, I was like its either her or no one. I mean, I was feeling like I'd never be complete without JOY.
Bottomline, I gathered up courage, talked to her, smote her with my charm and I can't believe it. She'z agreed to be mine. After all my talking, I asked for love and affection and lemme quote wah she said "I'd give you more than you asked for"
I'd I've given a testimony if not that we're in the same church.. I'm so fucking happy.

make sure you fvck her tonight, goodluck.



XavierBlue

Well, i think is the dickk



XavierBlue

Maybe, it true

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2dice:
U need God

seconded


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Cutehector:
R u encouragin men to hav sex or self service

lolz


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Hastermaf:
You have to stop dreaming and start living. What kind of kiss is online kiss? Why do you want to wast time with fake kiss when your missing rib is out in d world? Start living.. this is what you should do. No social internet for one week is your treatment for your ailments

am looking for a fvcking way to blow the damn head of this fvcking op for creating a damn thread, how should i fvcking do it?



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