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Chai. Resembles a girl in my neighbourhood, we call her carrygo.

XavierBlue

Who said women don't need sex? It just a misconception.

XavierBlue

Fvcking attention seeker, who is imbued with stupidity

XavierBlue

Even in my wildest dream, i woundnt.


XavierBlue

kay29000:
From my reasearch, I have discovered the most successful people had to give up love to chase their dreams fully. Something has to give way for success to really blossom; there has to be some form of sacrifice. So, if you were to chose between the two- love or success, which would you pick?

ill choose success bro, cause am still looking for a Nigerian girl that will love a broke dude.


XavierBlue

Everyone has flaws, so don't expect to have a flawless partner.


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Orijin101:
And they are all going to the bar just because of me

na only you dem dey drink?


XavierBlue

USarmy:
Daura President where is The IRRELEVANT ONE a.k.a Osibanjo

in this age of instant everything, unfortunately, there is no instant sense.


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Flashh:
[color=#27408B] Your hard work isn't wussy bro! [/color]

and your comment couldn't mortify me.



XavierBlue

She go give better slap

XavierBlue

yorubaboiy:
y u kon dey compose big big grammer for me...are u fegedimorodi

abeg no boda to check dictionary..

Godforbid, am nad a fegedimorodi bros afa na.


XavierBlue

So i should probably give you a pat on the head? That girl you are crushed on, no be person the fvck am


XavierBlue

yorubaboiy:
oponu........if its ur sister will u encourage her to do so....hell no!...u wont.

bt since maheeda(omo olomo) no dey related to u tell me y u no encourage her..


boda ode

is the bictch you're currently staffing your sister? Hell No. If she was you won't be. You freaky fvcked hypocrite of an ordinary order.



XavierBlue

He's like " fella lemme check out why Sandra don't enjoy sex with me again"
hope you'll get the humour



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mazech:
lol, don't ignore that warning, it fit dey go Sambisa forest to reclaim his home. E don tire of zoo

you don crack finish?




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Praisoft14:
This pix got me laughing

na now you come see your own?



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Flashh:
[color=#27408B]This ain't points.

You only get the headings but your definition is total rubbish.

No offense! [/color]

you've got your impugn right so i absolutely find no offence or the odiousity in your comment. Thanks.



XavierBlue

Teempakguy:
chai...
You no see say na lacasera I dey drink?
Abeg, no koba me

na today i know say lacasera dey high person infact i go dey drink lacasera



XavierBlue

Tallesty1:
He's one of the pot belied men.

hahahahahah na you give me the pot?




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Teempakguy:
I'm a teetotaler sha

chai bros, no be you i see for bar yesterday? Teetotaler ke




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Cutehector:
Attend her funeral, cuZ she would hav been dead already

lolz.
Ill just walk up to him and say. " i apologise, my girlfriend unconsciously offended you"



XavierBlue

Feranchek:
Lol

which specie bros?


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izuch:
On point! Thqts why i drink at home. Op which category do you belong to?

i think am species 9 lolz. Buh am not shy o.




XavierBlue

yorubaboiy:
dont u tink somethings are best done HIDDEN!!!...... u guyz encouraging her are just practicing the adage "omo olomo ni a ranse iku"

its bera to be a lion in the jungle dan to be a dog in the city

is your adage not literally supporting her act? Mtcheew!

[b]XavierBlue]/b]

The bar, a place to unwind the stressful day, chill out with your goons and babes, discuss about politics, women, football, etc. Here are the types of fellows you do find at the bar.

1. The big pot bellied men:
This category of men are those who sit up in 6s and 10s, their stomach bulging, they'll be engrossed in their drink and discussion.

2. The philosophers

This fellas can be interchangeable people, they believe they are all knowing and understand every situation with a bigger picture. E.g., Buhari not declaring his assets, sex being over rated, etc.

3. The life changing epiphany people
In order to be popular, he entertain people and order free bottles for them.

4. The home escapees
He sneaks out from home, free from house palava, hauled to him by wife and children. He is however comforted by friends who consoles him with free drinks.

5. The social smokers
This persons rarely have cigarette, nor purchase them, but woundnt hesitate to strike up trivals conversation with complete strangers with ulterior motives of borrowing a stick bro emeka i hail o.

6.The local comedian
This species thinks everything that they say is hilarious and far more important than what you say. He is obviously an attention seeker.

7. The regular

He is a little or very much familiar with the place and want everyone to know it. Either by constantly calling the names of the staff or going behind the bar into the kitchen to prove to friends that he gat a big status. His antics are annoying as they are Sad. He has his own seat and the bartenders all know and loathe him.

8. The drunkers
The drunk person is usually hilarious, no need to exagerate on this silly species as we Nigerians know what they are capable off

9. The loners

This persons comes in alone regular and orders the same drink until they leave, they are always polite and well mannered but often shy.

10. The babes searchers
This promiscuous set of people comes regularly to search or flirt with the babes that accompanies the big pot belied men.

11. The Google guy
They claim to know the happenings in the country, you can never win an arguments with them as effort will prove abortive. They generally talk about football and politics.

Guys which do you fall into ? Feel free to add yours.

Written and compiled by XavierBlue




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truthlegend:
I often make use of my phone in the toilet most times to read history and many other things,this makes me stay long and people complain,some even accuse me of masturbation which I don't do.I have tried to stop this act but I just can't...it started wayback before phone came I always go to the toilet to read newspapers and novels because I don't want disturbance from people. but now it has become a habit I can't stop,what's your take?

ill advice you to................ the pastor na joke o.



XavierBlue

One thing i love about this girl, is her boldness, not some fvcking hypocrite who critises and still does the same thing they are ironically against.



XavierBlue

Fear of Sandra missing her period, if it happens, then ill have to develop the fear for death.



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XavierBlue

Emodeee:
"He has nt even penetrate yet, he just wanted me to test his microphone and I declined"

lol.

*you pushed me into it, you didn't send the airtime you promised.
*it was just an ordinary kiss na, not French kiss
*remember i caught you with Sandra last time, it payback.

All my ex's i hail o



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