₦airaland Forum

rugged7:
Buhari dirty pant fall on you and the rest of your zombie sycophants.

Go and wake your brain dead idol up from his london hospital

Omo ale

May buhari treat you the same way he is treating the Nigerian economy

Grade A Idi.o.t.A

Yaba left are currently searching for one of their inmates, is that you?

rugged7:
Zombie liar, when did your incompetent cow brain of a dictator sign the 2016 or 2017 budget talk less of implementation?

Omo ale

Kindly fu.. off, you grovelling a-hole.

May good sense fall on you! You will need it to get over this election loss of your hero. Jonathan has gotten over it yet here you are ranting all over the thread pulling lies out of ur ass.
Were you in Mars during Jonathan's six year regime? What did he do for the military with all the money available to him? Oh, he bought 3rd hand helicopters with no rotors. 4th hand T72 tanks from Ukraine graveyard. Unserviceable Alpha jets amongst other atrocities.
Then suddenly towards the election he woke up from his deep slumber bought enough ammunition and waged a decisive war which decimated BH.
Yet in less than three years of Buhari regime we are achieving what Goodluck couldn't in 6yrs.

Xbee007:
Nairalanders let's play this brain teaser. All the clues are in the picture. Use them objectively to arrive at a logical conclusion.

Cc mynd44, lalasticlala

It is suicide. Here is my reasons:
He is tired of life probably suffering from classic depression.
He decided to write a suicide note explaining why he did it.
After writing the note he dropped his pen and place his reading glass on the table.
He is a smoker so he decided to have one last smoke before be call it quit.
Midway during smoking, he shot himself in the head.
He was probably holding tight to the gun and the cigarette so they didn't fall off.
Verdict: Suicide.

funlord:
Na ritual killing!

Sense fall on you.

I thought it looks like murder too but then I saw his reading glasses, a reading lamp, a pen and a note (possibly a suicide note).
Note he still has a cigarette in his hands.

jakeporeshenko:
COAS for president 2019 who's with me ?!

The man is the best thing to ever happen to Nigeria, after jollof rice of course . He is visionary, dedicated, articulate and a great leader. Seriously, he will have my mandate if he decides to contest.

Nairalanders let's play this brain teaser. All the clues are in the picture. Use them objectively to arrive at a logical conclusion.

Cc mynd44, lalasticlala

If that is truly Nigeria, then it is SOUTHERN KADUNA.

This guy is a good friend of mine.

Papiikush:
Well I've got no clue but he looks Mexican.
Their women are too pretty for a Nigga to turn gay

Salt bae is an Arab, probably from Turkey.

Xbee007:
Bizarre: Canadian father struck by lightning at daughter's wedding.

No one likes a dull wedding, but one father-of-the-bride's speech was a little too electrifying at his daughter's ceremony last weekend.
JP Nadeau was reportedly struck by lightning mid-sentence in his apple orchard in New Brunswick, Canada.
"And just as I told my new son-in-law 'You're a lucky guy' - Boom!" he told the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
Aside from a small scar on his thumb, Mr Nadeau says he was unscathed and the wedding proceeded.
Storm clouds had gathered behind him at the ceremony on 8 July, he said, and his daughter saw lightning strike the ground nearby.
"I had the microphone and the shock jumped into the sound system and my hand just lit up and I saw the spark," he told the CBC.
"And I'm looking at my hand and it's all flared up… It was like I was holding a lightning bolt in my hand, it was amazing."
Everyone was stunned at first, but that didn't stop the happy couple from continuing with the festivities.
"It was a beautiful wedding," Mr Nadeau's wife, Maggy Thomas, told the CBC.
"But that was pretty terrifying for a second."
Mr Nadeau says he's a lucky-unlucky man - in 2015, a cruise ship he was working on near the Falkland Islands caught fire, and he was rescued by the British Royal Air Force.
"I've had lots of brushes with death," said Mr Nadeau. "But death keeps ignoring me."

Source: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40585510?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook

Cc Lalasticlala, mynd44

End time thunder.

Bizarre: Canadian father struck by lightning at daughter's wedding.

No one likes a dull wedding, but one father-of-the-bride's speech was a little too electrifying at his daughter's ceremony last weekend.
JP Nadeau was reportedly struck by lightning mid-sentence in his apple orchard in New Brunswick, Canada.
"And just as I told my new son-in-law 'You're a lucky guy' - Boom!" he told the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
Aside from a small scar on his thumb, Mr Nadeau says he was unscathed and the wedding proceeded.
Storm clouds had gathered behind him at the ceremony on 8 July, he said, and his daughter saw lightning strike the ground nearby.
"I had the microphone and the shock jumped into the sound system and my hand just lit up and I saw the spark," he told the CBC.
"And I'm looking at my hand and it's all flared up… It was like I was holding a lightning bolt in my hand, it was amazing."
Everyone was stunned at first, but that didn't stop the happy couple from continuing with the festivities.
"It was a beautiful wedding," Mr Nadeau's wife, Maggy Thomas, told the CBC.
"But that was pretty terrifying for a second."
Mr Nadeau says he's a lucky-unlucky man - in 2015, a cruise ship he was working on near the Falkland Islands caught fire, and he was rescued by the British Royal Air Force.
"I've had lots of brushes with death," said Mr Nadeau. "But death keeps ignoring me."

Source: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40585510?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook

Cc Lalasticlala, mynd44

dessz:
bro its me, tell me how

Don't mind those people the pics was probably Photoshoped

abes:
Still trying to open the link on the guest list picture. Can anyone open the page, screenshot it and paste it here?

I simply doesn't exist. I have been trying to do that for the past ten minutes before I realise it was just a scam, perhaps to get donations from gullible members.

sunnysunny69:
Only if we use our brain for positive things. Mikhail Kalashnikov invented AK47 assault rifle, towards his death he regretted inventing it, he said he would have been a multi millionaire had he used same brain to invent something as simple as a lawn mower or washing machine, he died of heart problem as a poor man.

You are just contradicting urself! An invention is an invention whether it is a lawnmower or AK47. Plus, AK47 has more global reach than any lawnmower ever produced. Mikhail Kalashnikov's name will forever be remembered as the man who invented the best, rugged, most durable and extremely cheap gun.
He will be remembered!

seunny4lif:
I think say US airforce planes No dey crash

If this were to happen in Nigeria, you will be amazed at how the whole world and some Nigerians would mock us.
During the Rann Bombing incident, Americans were all over the internet asking foolish questions like "how did Nigeria have a fighter jet." "Oh, I never knew they could fly one, lol."
Meanwhile, they are number one mass murder, every day their pilots kill innocent civilians in their sorties, whether in schools or hospitals. They just bomb anything and get away with. They have ran out of f*cks.
In 2015, they bombed an hospital in Afghanistan for over three hours.

bidexiii:
Hmmm I watched it on YouTube. But the only problem is the video is name his in Arabic. I cant remember the name so finding it on YouTube might be difficult.
But you can search for BHT recent videos .

Okay, no problem.

bidexiii:
Heap have seeing it too, BHT using the captured women has shield. Nice intelligent gathering by the NAF .

Abeg, u fit post the link and take it down later.

NigLasPresident:
And..

Did the incident took place on FB, Instagram or Twitter?

snazzy5050:
you should know this is far too old already

That helicopter is Light Utility Helicopter (LUH) used to transport supply especially light ammunition and soldiers through battle fields. It can be armed with a gunner by the window side.
On a flip side, Augusta a notorious crasher, it falls out of the sky like boulder of rock always. That the pilot was able to bring it down safely is a miracle and display if expertise.

Picture of NAF Light Utility Helicopter that crashed on 6th July 2017.
The pilot must be so good. Never seen a crashed Helicopter with this little damage before. Plus, all the occupants escaped with their lives.

snazzy5050:
God we are so far behind... just see as helicopter be like toy

How else is a Utility Helicopter suppose to look like? Cos I don't understand you.

ActivateKruger:
Like manning checkpoints in Mali while France does the cleaning up.

U forgot to add, in addition to cleaning up, French forces were busy bleeping and raping the locals they were sent to protect. What an irony, but I guess no one cares about that, certainly not a news people would want to share.

jln115:
Am I?? Guess who is that extremely handsome young chap in the first pic wearing is father's SADF browns.

Pic 2 look at what we do right after we shoot our antelope.....we gut them!!

You can do your game hunting either way. Here in Nigeria, we roast cows, rams and other animals with wool before gutting them. It is easier that ways plus smoke don't get into the animal which can alter the taste of the animal.

Now, that you have gotten your answer, can you let this go because the only time we see you in this thread is when the thread is turning on its head. You never contribute anything meaningful to this thread except chaos.
Do us all a favor and write yourself a prescription.

bidexiii:
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Abeg no join their weekly meltdown. It is that time of the week so they all feel it is justified to turn this thread on its head. What they don't know is that this thread is beyond any of us, if you choose not to contribute anything meaningful other than the d*ck comparison contest then you all need a prescription.

carammel:
Outsiders should stop saying Kwarans are being enslaved by Saraki because as it is right now,the whole nigeria is under Bukola Saraki. Nigeria that could not convict him,he outsmart every individual claiming don in politics, abegi, all Nigerians are already feeling his turare so replace kwarans with Nigerians.

We Kwarans may be stupid but Nigeria is bigger than him. Let him keep climbing up his fall will be dramatic.

zurielsam:
yea it use to work but it may not work again.

I would have believed you except for I can clearly remember the Belgore election furore. Kwarans are beyond redemption, those corrup Alfas are also worsening matter.

zurielsam:
hmmm Kwarans are waking up from this political slavery. This is just the work of a little politica class. I pray kwarans kick this guy out come 2019

Five hundred naira, ten peak milk sachet and a bowl of rice is all it takes to win the hearts of average Kwaran voters. It is a tried, tested and proven technique. It has worked and will continue work as long as Kwarans feel convenient in this slavery.

Tochex101 bidexiii:
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Here is a link to a synopsis of the interview.
http://bbc.in/2slMDxd

Tochex101:
I think Hardtalk is useless, its supposed to be about tough questions and interrogations but the presenter never allows you express yourself before shutting you out with a barrage of more questions. The guests are never given a fair chance.

True talk, but that is the nature of HardTalk, the question are always too much and meant to make one look like a fool. Just like Aljazeera's Medi Hassan Head-to-Head. Or ChannelsTv Face Off. The questions are always tough and the best way to deal with the presenters is to be emotionally intelligent and never allow them to put words into your mouth.

The fact is the break up of Nigeria is over 250 countries waiting to happen. No ethnic group will ever want to be subservient to the other. Everyone wants their identity and representation and they will feel the only way to achieve that is only if they have their own country.

Tochex101:
Exactly!
He better be adequately prepared.

Seriously, we need to avoid stories that touches. I have seen people being grilled on HardTalk and it isn't funny. They can make you admit to stuffs you shouldn't and if one isn't careful, one might end up looking like a fool.

bidexiii:
TIMINGS FOR THE BROADCAST OF BBC HARDtalk WITH LT GEN TY BURATAI TOMORROW TUESDAY 4TH JULY 2017

Please be informed that COAS interview with Stephen Sackur of BBC HARDtalk is scheduled for broadcast tomorrow Tuesday 4 July 2017 on BBC TV as follows; 0330hrs and repeat broadcast same day at 0830hrs, 1430hrs and 1930hrs. You are kindly requested to watch and inform others to watch also. Thank you so much.

I pray make Stephen Sackur no finish our COAS tomorrow. That guy can be blunt sometimes and our COAS is not as articulate as Sadiq Abubakar.