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Celebrities › Re: I Saw A Revelation That BankyW Is My Husband - Ekiti Girl (pic) by xcuggsm(m): 10:22pm On May 14, 2016

eyeview:
Banky! Banky! Your wife has finally come! Come and get married.
Since you no wan get marry since,God is sending her by force to you

Mr Banky W, do not just cast this girl away. It might be God directing you to your promise land.

Try and get in touch with her, meet with her and talk things over with her. You may even find her likeable.

If you don't do this, mark my words,you will live to regret it.

Nairaland General › Re: The Python Soldiers Killed At Their Battalion Today by xcuggsm(m): 6:58pm On May 14, 2016

ifyeez:
Nairaland and Snake's, u should kuku ma rename ur site to Nairasnakeland.com

Abi una no know say snake na d favourite meat where LALASTICLALA comes from? His best delicacy is snake peper soup eaten with agidi wink

I remember the day he made Seun chop d snake peper soup without telling him what he was eating. Seun almost threw up. Almost ooO!! as the peper soup don reach his bottom belly knack there kampe.

It took sweet kisses from his ex (Tonto Dike) to wash d taste from his mouth!!

However, rumour has it that he has joined d snake choppers team grin

Politics › Re: Buhai Reacts To David Cameron's Statement About Nigeria by xcuggsm(m): 1:38pm On May 11, 2016

bishophenry:
how can a président of a nation... pay more concern on stolen money more than thé integrity of his nation... Hé doesnt need thé apology but Nigeria needs it. am not just dissapointed with him but also thé stocks of fiasco advisers.

Same thing an illiterate Igbo trader at Onitsha market will say. "Call me anything you want BUT all I want is the money" what I pity angry

If your president does not take exception to being labelled "fantastically corrupt" , I as a Nigerian I definitely do. angry

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Celebrities › Re: DonJazzy Stylishly Mocked Linda Ikeji For Being Single(pic) by xcuggsm(m): 8:06am On May 10, 2016

xcuggsm:
Overheard my little cousin and his friends discussing last night and was shocked by what I heard:

A) Linda Ikeji is not really a woman but a man who changed his sex!!
B) Don Jazzy's joy stick is dead as he donated it to Illuminati in exchange for fame and dough!!

Can these postulations be true? If they are, then we now know why they are still not married!!

Has anyone confirmed these yet?

Politics › Re: Safe Corridor Initiative: 800 Repentant Boko Haram Insurgents Granted Amnesty by xcuggsm(m): 7:39am On May 10, 2016

SmartMugu:
Watch, they will change to become Herdsmen.800 herdsmen added to the existing ones. Wahala dey o.

What a horrifying prospect, but I think that is where the Federal Government is headed. To provide a "safe corridor" for the so called 'repentant BH boys to take their killings elsewhere!
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These BH boys do not have basic education neither do they possess any skills to be developed through a property articulated amnesty program like in the Niger Delta.

The first step in any meaningful amnesty program will be to set up PHSYCHIATRIC CAMPS to overhaul their brain washed ideological programed mental disposition to killing people.
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Without first doing this, sending the BH boys back into the society is dangerous.

Romance › Re: When You Ask Your Sugar Daddy For Sexy Pic ....(pix) by xcuggsm(m): 11:17am On May 03, 2016

CaroLyner:
i rolled off my chair

But why are you laughing?? Is he not sexy??
IN FACT, I SUSPECT YOU ooOO

Fashion › Re: What Would You Call This Haircut (photo) by xcuggsm(m): 4:10pm On May 02, 2016

Holudarey01:
Buhari style.
Change is here.
Abi make I call am lalasticlala style?

YOU HAVE GOT IT BRO. I HAVE ALWAYS IMAGINED WHAT OUR DEAR INFAMOUS MOD : LALASTICLALA LOOKS LIKE.

DEFINITELY THE HAIR CUT WILL FIT LALASTICLALA, THAT IS GIVING THAT THE PHOTO IS NOT THAT OF LALASTICLALA HIMSELF cry

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Celebrities › Re: May Day, Tiwa Savage, Her Husband And Nigeria - Reuben Abati by xcuggsm(m): 3:43pm On May 01, 2016

Janelstan:
Nice summary of nigeria

Precisely!! But he forgot to add something about the Fulani herdsmen butchery,

Celebrities › Re: May Day, Tiwa Savage, Her Husband And Nigeria - Reuben Abati by xcuggsm(m): 3:40pm On May 01, 2016

Gibz02:
nawao social media,b/4 na wizkid n linda.now na Tiwa Hubby.who be d next on line.

Don't be in a hurry. Am sure we have not heard the rest of the story.
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Teebillz will soon come out with his own smelly P accusation. undecided

Celebrities › Re: Throwback PHOTO Of Linda Ikeji%laura Ikeji by xcuggsm(m): 9:46am On Apr 22, 2016

TheMoniker:
Wait, lemme send this pics to wizkid asap make he caption it.

Op what is wrong with you?
What do you want Wizkid to say? How would he know if the smelly p has manifested at that time undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Flaunts Curves, Says Her "Butt Is Badder Than Yours" by xcuggsm(m): 7:47pm On Apr 19, 2016

Adex097:
Oh no. WIZKID!! what have you done to me only one thing comes to my mind anytime I see or hear about Linda... I won't say it, no way

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Politics › Re: A Young Chinese Girl Hugged Buhari So Tight by xcuggsm(m): 6:45am On Apr 15, 2016*

NobleAngell:
Seems Chinese people don't know that our Nigerian men marry underage girls. If this was in Nigeria, the girl's mother would have pulled her daughter away.

You people don't know Chinese school children.

She was just trying to feel up our president to confirm the rumour making rounds in China that he has a very long abunna!! wink

Politics › Re: Parents Of Chibok Girls Cry As They See Their Daughters In New Video by xcuggsm(m): 6:22am On Apr 15, 2016

gokay11:
#Bringbackourgirls

#Bringbackourgirls x

#Bringbackourwomen √

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Celebrities › Re: Flavour Shows Off His Impressive Muscle Game As Chidinma Looks On (Photo) by xcuggsm(m): 12:53pm On Apr 14, 2016

Itannooluwa:
Chidinma! Chidimma!! Chidinma!!! hw many tym i call u

Why has Flavour not given Chidimma belle by now?
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The girl surely wants it
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Bridge Clinics please help!!

Politics › Re: #panamapapers: EFCC, Interpol To Go After Saraki, Mark, Others by xcuggsm(m): 9:08am On Apr 10, 2016

Oma307:
This guy must be joking, what i know is initial gaga, before u know is swept under the carpet

THIS IS TO BE THE EXPECTED OUTCOME BECAUSE EVERY HIGH RANKING POLITICIAN, MILITARY MEN AND BUSINESS MEN IN NIGERIA (PAST AND PRESENT) MAINTAIN SUCH OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS.

SO NIGERIANS SHOULD NOT EXPECT ANY ACTION FROM EFCC OR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

Politics › Re: Buhari To Return 2016 Budget To NASS Over Missing Projects by xcuggsm(m): 8:53am On Apr 10, 2016

Amitex:
we do not need a coastal rail to be financed by concession.

Why not develop any two of Calabar, Warri and Onne or any other seaport with this fund? That would decongest Lagos ports and be of better benefits to SS & SE, if you love the people so much. Unless we are saying that SS & SE would perpetually be dependent on Lagos for import and export.

Why rail, to serve what purpose? To move goods from Lagos to the SS and SE? Why not complete the second Niger bridge instead?

We should reason things before castigating others. have we even heard from NASS??

THIS IS THE MOST ARTICULATE SUBMISSION ON THIS MATTER THUS FAR.

IF THE UNDERLYING PURPOSE OF THE PROPOSED LAGOS - CALABAR RAIL LINE IS TO FACILITATE THE MOVEMENT OF GOODS FROM THE LAGOS PORTS TO OTHER SOUTHERN STATES, IS IT NOT BETTER TO DEVELOP THE CALABAR PORT INSTEAD?
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AFTER ALL OVER 80% OF GOODS ENTERING THE COUNTRY THROUGH THE LAGOS PORTS END UP IN THE SOUTH EAST.

Car Talk › Re: How To Conserve Fuel In Your Car During This Fuel Scarcity by xcuggsm(m): 10:08pm On Apr 09, 2016

When you buy 5 liters of fuel in a Jerry can do the following before pouring it into your vehicle's fuel tank and you will be amazed how your fuel consumption will reduce by a factor of 5;
1) Place the Jerry can on a stool at the East corner of your room
2) Get a new broom.
3) Stand completely naked facing the Jerry can and proceed as follows:
a) strike the Jerry can with the broom 5 times and chant "sai Buhari" each time the broom makes contact with the Jerry can
b) place the broom on the floor and stand on it. Jump up and down 5 times, each time chanting "change change change"
c) Go into the bathroom and collect a fresh drop of your urine which you now mix with the fuel.
d) Now standing on the broom in front of the Jerry can containing the 5 liters of fuel. Close ur eyes and carry out this barbarous invocation:
"Abrabra Dada dada deziani escatacata lkaficasalibor el deziani el deziani el deziani (5 times)

Let this fuel increase by a factor of 5. I so decree by the power of Arch Angel Bubu that sitted on the throne., on the left side of Lord Petrocusus dudendum ministerum. Amen.

You must do this with the deepest conviction believing so to be true.

Cover the Jerry can of fuel with a black cloth all night.

In the morning proceed to pour it into your vehicle's fuel tank and you will be amazed at the quantity of fuel that will flow out of the Jerry can.

This is no joke!
IT ACTUALLY WORKS FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE.

So be it.

Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic's Outfit To Vanguard Personality Awards by xcuggsm(m): 9:27pm On Apr 09, 2016

Diamonddris:
RITA DOMINC! Is it a name of a village or a name of an animal?

Yeye....

FYI her real name is Rita Nwaturuocha. before the transformation to Rita Dominic.

Nwaturuocha in Igbo mean 'the offspring of a white sheep".
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Who wants to be known by that kind of name

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Politics › Re: I Didn’t Sign Budget Without Details – Obasanjo by xcuggsm(m): 6:40am On Apr 08, 2016

Alexikarri:
Only a GEJ can sign the budget with out details

ONLY GMB CAN PRESENT A BUDGET TO THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY WITHOUT GOING THROUGH IT. AND LATER TURN AROUND TO DECLARE IT "MISSING"

Politics › Re: Jonathan Only Called Me 19 Days After Chibok Girls’ Abduction — Borno Governor by xcuggsm(m): 7:21am On Mar 29, 2016

Goddex:
[size=13pt]So, what stopped the governor from calling the presidency to report the incidence?

These APC scammers are sometimes laughable.
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SURELY, ONE DAY THIS GOVERNOR AND HIS FELLOW ANTI GEJ MISCHIEF MAKERS WILL GET TIRED OF THIS LONG EXPIRED BLAME GAME AND TELL NIGERIANS THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT THEY KNOW ABOUT THE SO CALLED "ABDUCTION' OF THE CHIBOK GIRLS.
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THAT THE FINALE OF THE SCRIPT DID NOT PLAY OUT AS THEY PLANNED IT IS THE HAND OF AL QAEDA AND ISIS.
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GEJ SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE AND LETS WORK ON THE PROBLEM OF THE CHANGESOME 'CHANGE" FACING THE NATION!!

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Events › Re: Dwarf Marries Tall Woman In Style .. Photos by xcuggsm(m): 3:21pm On Mar 28, 2016

SerialGist:
One man in my village married a second wife in his later years in life, but he had to lobby with another man to come service his wife for him. He would sleep in another room and hear the sound as his wife is being fuccked by another man. What a life!!!

Only in Naija! undecided

Romance › Re: My Good Friend Has Slept With The Girl I Want To Marry, What Should I Do?‎ by xcuggsm(m): 8:29am On Mar 10, 2016

flokii:
look for d girl ur good friend cherish most and sleep with her likewise..

abi?

You mean his wife?

Celebrities › Re: DonJazzy Stylishly Mocked Linda Ikeji For Being Single(pic) by xcuggsm(m): 4:12am On Mar 10, 2016

Flexherbal:
What is Don Jazzy waiting for?

Overheard my little cousin and his friends discussing last night and was shocked by what I heard:

A) Linda Ikeji is not really a woman but a man who changed his sex!! shocked

B) Don Jazzy's joy stick is dead as he donated it to Illuminati in exchange for fame and dough!!

Can these postulations be true? If they are, then we now know why they are still not married!!

Career › Re: Female Graduate Is A Taxi Driver In Abuja (photos) by xcuggsm(m): 3:08am On Mar 09, 2016

Mztarstrechy:
This is for those still waiting for government to give them a job. Asakpa Aghogho Susan is a graduate of Accountancy from the University of Nsukka

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Point of correction:
There is no University in Nigeria known and referred to as University of Nsukka!

What we have in Nigeria is UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA, located at Nsukka.

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The University of Nigeria (UNN), commonly referred to as UNN, is a federal university located in Nsukka, Enugu State, Nigeria. Founded by Nnamdi Azikiwe in 1955 and formally opened on 7 October 1960,

The University of Nigeria (UNN) was the first full-fledged indigenous and first autonomous university in Nigeria, modelled upon the American educational system. It is the first land-grant university in Africa and one of the five elite universities in the country.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Nigeria,_Nsukka

Career › Re: Female Graduate Is A Taxi Driver In Abuja (photos) by xcuggsm(m): 2:49am On Mar 09, 2016

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Kissing Iara At The Launch Of "We-Care-Trust", Her Pet Project by xcuggsm(m): 10:32am On Mar 03, 2016

Osho: Honey, ee be like say the effect of the Viagra never wear off ooO Hurry up let's get ourraa here!!!

Lara: Cool down Honey we will soon leave. Whatever u want u will get it. Okay? I have sent for that strawberry flavoured lubricant u like. grin

Phones › Re: SHOCKING: Nigerian Govt Sidelines NCC, Strikes Secret Deal With MTN. by xcuggsm(m): 11:01pm On Feb 26, 2016

PeinDanzo:
Am sorry, but do u happen to be a 7 year old girl with mental issues?

Your parents should be genuinely ashamed of begetting an 'almost' human being like you.

Insulting people on the social media is not civilized. You surely need to visit Rev. Fr. Mbaka for cleansing!!

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Lalasticlala by xcuggsm(m): 4:37am On Feb 17, 2016

globbery:
Ooohps! Tôt I will get to see a picture! Happy bet day! Apy born day!

How can he put up his picture when he is hidding from the mothers of the three Nairalanders he impregnated last December?

grin

Politics › Re: Photo Of Buhari, Obasanjo And Abdusalami At AU Assembly by xcuggsm(m): 4:58am On Jan 31, 2016

ABDUSALAMI: Obasanjo see as Buhari don dey add belle! He is starting to enjoy the pecks of office
OBJ: Don't mind him. Na hunger dey wire him before when him dey look like stockfish!
BUHARI: (smiling) When we preach change in APC what did you expect? Change is all encompassing and it also includes change in my personal stomach infrastructure

Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by xcuggsm(m): 2:16am On Jan 22, 2016

xcuggsm:
just gpt an Infinix hot 2 but I cannot connect to the internet.

I need MTN manual configuration for the phone.

I used the same configuration on my Samsung Galaxy S5 and it did not work.

This Infinix is the 1st China phone I am uaing in my life!! what is different in Infinix hot android?

Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by xcuggsm(m): 2:07am On Jan 22, 2016

xcuggsm:
just got an Infinix hot 2 but I cannot connect to the internet. I need MTN manual configuration for the phone.

Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by xcuggsm(m): 2:03am On Jan 22, 2016

dynamo007:
hw mach did u gt urs?

N21,500

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