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Science/Technology › Re: Six-Foot Python Killed At A Cemetery In Ghana by xcuggsm(m): 6:27am On Jul 18, 2016

Nairalanded:
I don't think the Mods need to be porn addicts or snake addicts though, they are just being smart to the heavy traffic generated by such related content.

Drop ten different topics on frontpage at the same time, you'd see that the snake and cleavage topics would have the highest views while the other topics would be rarely viewed, tell me if you are a Mod won't you keep bringing such high viewed topics to frontpage? Its called giving Nairaland readers what they love viewing and that's more money for Nairaland as they would have more clicks.

SURELY THIS IS EITHER SEUN OR LALASTICLALA HIDING UNDER A FAKE MONICKER?

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Visits Bourdillon Street In Lagos - See Photos by xcuggsm(m): 7:01pm On Jul 16, 2016

Hmmmmmm!!! So it has got to the level of Dino Melaye stalking Remi Tinubu by laying siege for her near her husband's house on Bourdillion Street, Lagos?

This shows he is really serious about making good his threat to impregnate Mrs Tinubu.

No doubt he has his Viagra his pocket.

Is this guy not taking this too far?? Just hope Bola Tinubu will not let loose the Lagos Alaye boys on him. Or maybe he will appreciate the kind gesture of having some stud help him out in performing his marital duties wink

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Celebrities › Re: Seun Akindele Crying At His Wedding As His Mother Hugs Him by xcuggsm(m): 6:09am On Jul 16, 2016

Kenneth205:
Noooooo. Suggest someone else

WHY?

Politics › Re: Why Ikpeazu Was Sacked As Abia Governor – Federal High Court by xcuggsm(m): 1:13am On Jul 16, 2016

odiks:
Mods make una do the needful nah. Lalasticlala take note

Lalasticlala take note of what?

Was there a mention of SNAKE in any subject matter that is being litigated upon during the pendency of litigation in respect of the said subject-matter? undecided

Politics › Re: Melaye: Remi Tinubu Has Arrived Menopause, I Couldn't Have Said I'll Impregnate by xcuggsm(m): 12:54am On Jul 16, 2016

[b]I believe that what transpired between Dino Melaye and Remi Tinubu is VERY PERSONAL and no one should be fooled by their word play.

"You are a dog and ..... this dog must be tamed"
Vs
"I will beat you up and impregnate you and nothing will happen"

For all I see in the matter Remi Tinubu is simply referring to Dino Melanie's famed randiness by calling him a DOG

And in a counter Dino took offense and retorted that he will beat her up and equally RAPE her to confirm to her that he is randiliciously potent as she is suggesting.

The only two persons that should really take offense are; 1) Bola Tinubu who should be worried that his wife is taking interest in somebody's RANDINESS to the extent of openly calling the person a dog, and 2) Dino Melaye's wife who should be concerned about her husband beating his chest about his sexual prowess in public by threatening to impregnate another man's wife.

Like I said before, this is a private matter between Dino and Remi which has nothing whatsoever to do with politics.

If Remi and Dino like each other and want to tango, that is their private business.

NIGERIANS SHOULD NOT BE RECEIVED [/b]

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Pets › Re: Dog Saves Family From Cobra In Bayelsa ( Pics) by xcuggsm(m): 10:34pm On Jul 14, 2016

uwagimboo:
Meanwhile, the snake should be sold to Lalasticlala for charm making..

Correction !!
Lalasticlala does not make charms with snakes HE EATS THEM

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Celebrities › Re: Seun Akindele Crying At His Wedding As His Mother Hugs Him by xcuggsm(m): 11:29am On Jul 14, 2016

Kenneth205:
I thought it's Seun Osewa

That's your wish for Seun, abi?

As for me and my house, our collective wish, which we are backing with serous fasting and prayers is for Seun to marry Linda Ikeji wink

Politics › Re: Halliburton: Fayose Justifies Claim Of Buhari Wife’s Involvement! Pictures by xcuggsm(m): 11:03am On Jul 14, 2016

gulfer:
A quick question, please who dash Ayo Fayole the DR in front of his name?

He did an excellent Ph.D dissertation on "The Role of Stomach Infrastructure in Nigeria Politics"

Food › Re: Men Capture Snake In Calabar, Turn It Into Food. Graphic Pics by xcuggsm(m): 10:44pm On Jul 13, 2016

johnnychuks:
I wish I was there with this guy's, snake is a very nice meat more than goat or cow, see pepe soup

One of Lalasticlala's Nairaland disciples speaking

Celebrities › Re: Yomi Casual Abandoned His Babymama And Child In Warri - Instagram User Claims by xcuggsm(m): 1:36pm On Jul 13, 2016

cynthia123:
God is silently editing the thunder that will fire this guy.

Don't be too quick to curse the guy. Have you thought of the fact that he might be the wronged 'baby papa" in this situation?

Seriously. I won't worry for these Warri babes that make it a hobby to get pregnant for guys just in order to boast that "at least I don drop one". To 'drop one' for an unsuspecting"baby papa" is blackmail.

I know God is still editing the thunder as you said, but the direction of the firing is still in question.

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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor At Her Play Girl Mansion, Looks Stunning by xcuggsm(m): 10:31pm On Jul 12, 2016

Poorboy:
I don see her husband for the pix

Don't you guys think we should matchmake her with our venerable mod Lalasticlala ?

Celebrities › Re: Check Out More Pre-wedding Photos Of Oap Omalicha And Her Fiancé, Dj X- El by xcuggsm(m): 10:40am On Jul 12, 2016

The hair doesn't do her justice undecided

What a miss cry

Celebrities › Re: Photos From OAP, Omalicha’s Traditional Wedding by xcuggsm(m): 10:33am On Jul 12, 2016

Businessideas:
Omalicha is so so brilliant and natural on radio and if she's as friendly as she's on radio, their home would be one hilarious comedy..

Well spoken.

If not for the fact that I am a married man I would have hit on her at an occasion some years back. She was a delight to talk to. Soooo real and natural, soooo delicately feminine, and she didn't have to carry around any oversize toolz to attract attention.

I wish her all the best and a happy married life. Hope the guy treats her right!!

Politics › Re: I Am Okay, I Can Wrestle With Anybody- Buhari by xcuggsm(m): 3:29pm On Jul 11, 2016

dickoflife:
why assume i am in the navy guy. Anyway navy employs a different strategy but in nigeria they are the weakest link in the chain. Even hand to hand combat they no sabi. I practise shotekan karate and taekwando although i prefer the defensive stance of taekwando because i have a small body.

Guess Fayose would need you at this time to help ward off his numerous enemies with your karate skills.

How about I put in a word for you for consideration for the post of SSA on governors personal security?

Politics › Re: I Am Okay, I Can Wrestle With Anybody- Buhari by xcuggsm(m): 3:18pm On Jul 11, 2016

dickoflife:
Sarcasm isn't really ur strong point... I gave you valid information kindly digest and ensure your brain processes it for future use. Security protocal is standard all over the world. The us secrest service uses triangle formation, nigeria usees melee (a lot of bodies to protect at once because of lack of surveillance and all.
Have a nice week.

Hmmmmmm!! you must taking yourself too seriously.

Anyway, thank you Navy boy from Ekiti but all those text book strategies do not necessarily work in all situations. I guess your instructor told you that.
Have a very nice week!

Politics › Re: I Am Okay, I Can Wrestle With Anybody- Buhari by xcuggsm(m): 3:14pm On Jul 11, 2016

dickoflife:
Sarcasm isn't really ur strong point... I gave you valid information kindly digest and ensure your brain processes it for future use. Security protocal is standard all over the world. The us secrest service uses triangle formation, nigeria usees melee (a lot of bodies to protect at once because of lack of surveillance and all.
Have a nice week.

Hmmmmmm you must taking yourself very serious.

Anyway, thank you Navy boy but all those text book strategies do not necessarily work in all situations. I guess your instructor told you that.
Have a very nice week!

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Sitting On Charlyboy's Lap by xcuggsm(m): 2:56pm On Jul 11, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
And This is Seun's future wife o !

Hope Seun buckles up this time and stop dulling!

That's how after promoting Tonto Dike on Nairaland and making her the queen of Nairaland, another guy snatched her from him.

Linda is a good one for him if he can drag himself off his computer screen to really romance her.

Seun should not mind what Wizkid said about Linda - it is definitely not true.

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Nairaland General › Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by xcuggsm(m): 8:39am On Jul 10, 2016*

WhoBeThisMan:
Lalasticlala see snake

I knew it!!! But seriously now, does lala have a covenant with snakes? I no call anybody name ooo

Confirmed:
LALASTICLALA HAS A CONVENANT WITH SNAKES!!

The story goes like this:.

"'Lalasticlala's great grandfather Chief Lalaca was the first person in Nigeria to swallow a fully grown Cobra snake and survived. Since then all his descendants cannot survive for more than two weeks without eating snake meat.

And all wives married into the family must undergo snake pepper soup making initiation ritual before she is allowed to consummate the marriage with he husband, failings which she will be stuck together with her husband if they try to make love.

The only remedy will be for another elder in the family to repeat the historic feat of swallowing a live Cobra snake"

Culled from: 'The Book of Lalas" Chapt. 4 vs 5 - 17

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Politics › Re: Oyegun: When Dasuki Was Sharing Money, He Didn’t Invite Any APC Member by xcuggsm(m): 7:04am On Jul 10, 2016

denko:
Jafaru Isah that refunded 100m na pdp memeber, why didn't Buhari publish the list of looters?

Everybody knows the answer to that one :
because more than 3/4 of them are former PDP members who are now in APC

Politics › Re: Buhari Approves Fresh Probe Into Missing Chibok Girls by xcuggsm(m): 9:12am On Jul 08, 2016

FagsamPHP:
Confused Burukutu Sipping Gworo Chewing Dullard President... The thunder that will fire Buhari will come with doctors prescription... One in the morning, afternoon and one at Night

Just exactly what we need in Nigeria!

I will cast my vote for you to be appointed the Attorney General/Commissioner for Justice in the emerging new Nigeria

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Politics › Re: Ngige, Kachikwu Set To Meet PENGASSAN Over Proposed Strike by xcuggsm(m): 8:30am On Jul 07, 2016

papayeye:
Kachikwu, i swear you mumu pass goat. You still dey form boi boi, even wen dem don sack you

Poor guy. He still has the American orientation of service to his fatherland. It's time he shapes up to the warped reality in Nigeria.

'Nwanne, welcome to the Zoo !!

Business › Re: EFCC To Re-arraign Ex-mds Akingbola, Atuche, Nwosu(alleged Fraud) by xcuggsm(m): 8:18am On Jul 07, 2016

Esseite:
The only dead end is the former cbn governor is untouchable...

This is what I hate about this country - DOUBLE STANDARDS

Tell me why Sanusi Lamido should be classified as UNTOUCHABLE just because he is an Emir. If you read the report of the FRCN's (Financial Reporting Council of Nigeria) probe on Sanusi while he was the CBN governor you will weep about the massive fraud and financial recklessness that was uncovered. But still GEJ in his wrongly advised effort to please the North and not to step on toes, did not do anything about it.

I miss General Sani Abacha, who though he looted the country, treated the Northern aristocracy and other elites, as he would treat any other Nigerian.

A country where the law is a respecter of persons and where there is selective justice and persecution of persons, is doomed. And will ever remain in the dark ages undecided

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Politics › Re: Bunmi Falana Demoted For Begging Fayose - Naijapopular.com by xcuggsm(m): 9:25am On Jul 05, 2016

publicenemy:
He should be sacKed. He has no dignity. He doesn't deserve to own a d!ck.

I think it's purely a Yoruba thing to prostrate before people even when there is no plausible reason to do that.

Like my driver is always kissing the floor at the slightest offense to say he is sorry One day I will pee on his fvcking head! Hypocrite

Politics › Re: Buhari Vs Obama Serving Food: Who Did It Better? by xcuggsm(m): 8:46am On Jul 05, 2016

McJane:
buhari dey use one hand serve he's definitely a pro so I give it him biko

eeeehhh SERIOUSLY? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A MAMA PUT WEY THE SELLER DEY SERVE WITH ONE HAND?

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Rapper & Singer, Mo’cheddah Sizzles In New Photos by xcuggsm(m): 10:12am On Jul 01, 2016

MrsLalasticlala:
No. What does he need to see these for??

'Lalasticlala is only interested in snake meat !

Education › Re: Facts About Nigeria: You'll Be Shocked To Find Out You Don't Know 99% Of This by xcuggsm(m): 5:19pm On Jun 26, 2016*

Continued:

56. 'Lalasticlala's great grandfather Chief Lalaca was the first person in Nigeria to swallow a fully grown Cobra snake and survived. Since then all his descendants cannot survive for more than two weeks without eating snake meat. And all wives married into the family must undergo snake pepper soup making initiation ritual before she is allowed to consummate the marriage with he husband, failings which she will be stuck together with her husband if they attempt to make love. The only remedy will be for another elder in the family to repeat the historic feat of swallowing a live Cobra snake.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Boss Gida Mustapha As MD Of National Inland Waterways Authority by xcuggsm(m): 5:15am On Jun 24, 2016

SeverusSnape:
Osinbajo is just a Figurehead, It is known.

CORRECTION:
Osibanjo is just a figure and doesn't even have a head in the first place.

So forget about his existence in Aso Rock. He is just a mere "Waka pass*

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Celebrities › Re: Fathers' Day: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Husband; Calls Him "Her King Kong" by xcuggsm(m): 5:34am On Jun 20, 2016

Idrismusty97:
I am confused, Is calling someone a King kong an insult or a complement?

Complement of course!

The name King Kong refer to something very huge So I guess the husband just did joy stick enlargement and Tonto is thrilled by it.

Politics › Re: I Am Okay, I Can Wrestle With Anybody- Buhari by xcuggsm(m): 5:07am On Jun 20, 2016

123emeka:
Tank God u ar back I was thinking what would happen If PMB didn't make it.

God forbid bad thing!

But if PMB didn't make it, OSINBANJO will run way from Aso Rock

Now you know.

Politics › Re: I Am Okay, I Can Wrestle With Anybody- Buhari by xcuggsm(m): 4:56am On Jun 20, 2016

dickoflife:
standard security protocol states that the two principals should hardly be together. thats why u see gov office is different from deputy in case of attack one will survive.

So Osibanjo is a principal officer In this government? Thought he is considered a common commissioner huh

Thanks for the information

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Car Talk › Re: Advise On Purchase Of Landrover Defender 110 by xcuggsm(m): 9:15pm On Jun 17, 2016

Siena:
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The Land Rover was in production from 1946-2016, a 70-year production run. It grew in size and refinement, but the basic design remained the same. A rubbish, unreliable UV? For 70 years? Lol.

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Car Talk › Re: Advise On Purchase Of Landrover Defender 110 by xcuggsm(m): 5:10pm On Jun 17, 2016*

kaeforum:
If you seriously need rover, why not try the LR3 or 2005 Range Rover, you can get a decently used one for that amount.

I would advice you to settle for a 1998-2003 Toyota Land cruiser or 4 runner ,there's plenty for that amount you have.

Toyota 4 runners are also a good choice these vehicles go well over 500,000km without issues.

Hi everyone. My first time to comment on this forum.

I am a dedicated Land Roverite and I have been driving the Range Rover brand since 1994.

My first was a Range Rover 3.5 Saudi Model - very powerful and reliable. Back then I did PH to Lagos every other month and I had a marvelous time with the ride. I remember a day I ran into a pile up at Ore and I comfortably veered off the road into the bush and I did off-road maneuvers up to a km before moving back to the tarred express road. You just need to have seen the looks on other drivers faces in their "soft" assed Japanese shit. And my tire cover then said it all " Range Rover, The Best 4x4 Ever"

I then moved on to a Range Rover 3.9 County 1995 model - Short Wheel Base" . This was an improvement in luxury from my RR 3.5. It had a 4 channel ABS brakes, leather seats and more comfy interiors etc and met all my heart desires in my long range driving days and my clubbing days. I guess all the armed robbers in Lagos knew the car and kept off me. "That guy that always drives late from Ikeja to Ajah between 2 and 4 am every weekend" I was very proud of the rugged disposition of my Range Rover that I had this saying that " Nothing can stop a Range Rover 3.9 from taking you home except a failed fuel pump" Which was not difficult for me to replace anytime since I cut an opening on the floor of my RR boot that gave me easy access to the fuel tank. The engine was so rugged that I drove from Asaba to Lagos on 7 cylinders with one piston completely seized with a broken rocker arm. Tell me another vehicle that can do that except a Land Rover.

I later upgraded to a P38 Bosh engine - turbo charged - the engine I find difficult to fault irrespective of the failings that has been attributed to it by car buffs. Maybe mine is a miracle. In my 10 years of using the vehicle as a daily driver I have not had many issues with it except for a failed Airflow meter, alternator, ABS pump, and one ignition coil replacement. I am so in tune with the P38 Bosch engine that I have the complete Rave repair CDs and every manual I can lay my hands on. I also belong to Range Rover internet forum where I share problems and repair ideas with fellow RR buffs.

My favorite Range Rover of the moment is the 2004 Discovery II. Maybe because it shares the same engine with my beloved P38 but with some added interior luxury fittings.

Though I have a 2007 LR3 and a 2008 RR Sports in my garage. They are just for updates. People know me with my LR Disco II.

For local runs when I hit the country home, I have a 1998 Landcruiser Prado powered by a Toyota 3RZ 2.7 engine. Rugged and easy to maintain in a rural environment. No wonder the Aussies love it way down under.

Still looking for a very neat Land Rover 110 to crown it all.

ONCE YOU START USING A LAND ROVER YOU ARE AT RISK OF C A DISEASE CALLED "ROVERITIS" FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE!!

After a Land Rover all the other 4x4 are like lame ducks.

My love to all

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