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PoliticsRe: Abaya, The Only Person Dino Melaye Follows On Instagram (photos) by xcuggsm(m): 5:11pm On Oct 23, 2016
Emycord:
Following her to where: the other room i guess?
Just wait till Remi Tinubu catches her sneaking into the other room with Dino.
CelebritiesRe: Caster Semenya Beats Wizkid & Linda Ikeji To Win MAMA Personality Of The Year by xcuggsm(m): 5:06pm On Oct 23, 2016
Earth2Metahuman:
That's because the organisers are more concerned about what she has to offer the society and not what she does in her private bedroom.
Thank God she doesn't have smelly p. and so what she does in the other room does not cause public inconvenience.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Court Sentences Herdsman To Two Years Imprisonment For Grazing by xcuggsm(m): 8:39am On Sep 20, 2016
drss2:
nice one. ekiti state setting a good example on how to deal with babarians in nigeria.
Since the owner of the cows abandoned the young herder to face the wrath of the law alone, the cows should be forfeited to the government and sold off to pay restitution for the damaged farmland.

Whatever that is left should be used to feed prisoners and destitute homes.

So be it!!
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan's $15m To Go Into TSA - EFCC by xcuggsm(m): 4:59pm On Sep 17, 2016
Pidggin:
Haha EFCC has judged the case already? grin
Don't mind the EFCC goons and their penchant for media trials.

What they don't know is that they are walking into a trap. Let's wait and see!;
PetsRe: A Nairalander Going To Work Saves A Python (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 4:53pm On Sep 17, 2016
Boleyndynasty2:
NatGeowild addict...But how am I sure after the pic taking you didn't go back to kill the snake for pepper soup?
Are you related to Lalasticlala?
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Administration Wants To Use Me To Arrest Jonathan--tompolo by xcuggsm(m): 5:46am On Sep 17, 2016
Heffalump:
It's a lie. Let him come out and see 'akpako'. He is hiding like a coward. If he loved his aged father, he should've presented himself peacefully.
I am sorry for those who call him a ''Hero and mentor''. He is a freedom fighter and at the same time amassing wealth through greed. Rubbish!
I just dey laugh cheesy
Do not underestimate the powers of Egbesu.
"The more you look the less you see"
Ask OBJ
PoliticsRe: $15m Scandal: Patience Jonathan Accuses EFCC Of Hiring Mercenaries by xcuggsm(m): 12:30pm On Sep 16, 2016
blueto:
Food for thought.It might be that this move by EFCC is politically motivated. We are all aware of countless of baseless and libelous accusations against GEJ. They accused him of inventing Boko Haram to reduce Northern population, Being the Grand Patron of NDA and so on. But, none of them are tenable.

In order to shun prejudgments, I think we shouldn't conclude yet.
I totally agree with you bro.
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Manufacturing witnesses and evidence by state prosecutors is not a new phenomenon in Nigeria legal system.
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Wait until you are accused of human trafficking by a lady you have never met before in your life. All it takes is some tutoring by the prosecution during which she is programmed with your details and what to say in court.

It happened to a friend who luckily got out after the lady confessed that she was briefed on what to say in court .
PoliticsRe: Militants Bomb Another Pipeline In Delta by xcuggsm(m): 6:35pm On Sep 13, 2016
jumper524:
All the mouth when dis idiots militants get na nairalanders dey give dem
And who said some of the posters on NL are not members of these militant groups?

Boko Haram infiltrated NL long ago but our able mods flushed them all out with Seun's prayers and Lalasticlala's juju. Thank God!
PoliticsRe: Have You Released Kabiru Sokoto? - HURIWA To Buhari by xcuggsm(m): 9:10pm On Sep 12, 2016
Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala now?
So you didn't hear that his Salah ram ran away and he is out looking for it?
EducationRe: Kenyan Student Had Sex With Her Lecturer & He Gave Her 'E', Then She Did This by xcuggsm(m): 2:53pm On Sep 09, 2016
potolistic:
Lol
E for ejaculation
C for gonorrhea
B for pregnancy
A for Hiv Aids
What nursery school did you attend sef? I bet it's Zukerbag Nursery School, Onitsha.

E is for EGG

Even Lalasticlala knows that one. sad
CelebritiesRe: Emmanuel Emenike Proposes To Iheoma Nnadi (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 1:15pm On Sep 04, 2016
EYIBLESSN:
God blesses their Union.

Is Lalastica married?
A good question.

In the same vein I will also ask whether Lady_f is married.

I think they will make a good pair smiley
FoodRe: The Crocodile My Mechanic Killed And Ate This Morning by xcuggsm(m): 6:17pm On Sep 02, 2016
NameChecker:
Operation Crocodile Smile
There is a rumour about town that our venerable mod - Lalasticlala - is planning to leave Nairaland to enlist in Operation Crocodile Smile.

Can somebody please let him know that the name crocodile smile does not imply that there will be abundance of crocodile meat pepper soup available for participants to chop.

Abeg, we don't want to lose him ooO. Instead Nairalanders can launch a snake meat pepper soup fund just to keep him happy.

ANY DONATIONS TO THE FUND??
wink I
CrimeRe: Anambra Community Wants Billionaire Arthur Eze Charged With Terrorism by xcuggsm(m):
If the man is looking for what to do with his billions he should focus his attention towards developing his community and establishing industries to provide employment for his people.

I passed through Ukpo town when I visited a friend in December 2015 and I tell you there was nothing to show that the town has a son who is an Oil Well billionaire.

When will these Igbo's learn that charity begins at home?
undecided

Below is a link to an unedited version of what the Anambra community is saying;

http://elombah.com/index.php/reports/9911-moneybag-chief-arthur-eze-charged-with-terrorism-by-anambra-community
CrimeRe: Anambra Community To Police: 23 Detainees Are Not Terrorists by xcuggsm(m): 9:41am On Aug 30, 2016
I remember reading the much publicised Nigerian Police version of this story on NL Front Page

https://www.nairaland.com/3314314/villagers-bombed-police-station-anambra#48857130

The mods should consider moving this to front page so that people will read the other side of the story.

When will the Nigerian Police start telling us the truth and stop playing out the "who pays the Piper" fable? huh
PoliticsRe: Wike Kissing His Wife At FIDA Award Event (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 7:36pm On Aug 25, 2016
DLuciano:
Yes Wike with a PDP kiss. oya! APC show us your own. Adam Oshomole and Iara lead us grin
That's a good one. But how will Oshomole' look sef?
Will Lara open her eyes or close them during the lip locking encounter?
Or would she rather prefer Oshomole to be kissing another part of her body?
How many times has Oshomole kissed Lara this year?
Has 'Lalasticlala seen Oshomole kiss Lara?
If he lays is hands on Oshomole and Lara kiss photo will he move it to front page?

Lastly how many Nairalanderesses will kiss 'Lalasticlala knowing he is fond of eating snake meat peper soup?

Exam time: 30 minutes.
You can start now;!
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Fayose Struggles To Justify Statements About Aisha Buhari As She Arrives In US by xcuggsm(m): 10:27am On Aug 06, 2016
kingkhalifaISIS:
how many millions of barrels of crude oil from the creek did Buhari use to bribe US government before they turn blind eyes to Mrs Aisha halliburton...
Haba! are you not too quick to arrive at a conclusion?

Anyway, everything has a price and you won't expect the US to initiate a diplomatic row at this time. Particularly, this election year

The West and the Arab/Moslem nations are struggling for the soul of Nigeria. So the USA is being strategic in handling matters.
PoliticsRe: Saraki, Atiku, Others Are Tenants In APC – Bode George by xcuggsm(m): 8:57am On Aug 06, 2016
Progressive01:
Bode George would have made a very good gay pornsta had he chosen that career path- he sure is adept at licking balls.
A true representative of the indomie generation undecided

Since you know so much about the sexual lives of the old political class, can you please help provide an answer to the question posed to me by my 11 year old niece;

Uncle, is it true that Aisha Buhari is the president's baby mama?
CelebritiesRe: King Ayo Balogun Is WizKid's Lookalike In New Photos by xcuggsm(m): 3:12pm On Aug 04, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
Lol. You're a good man Sir.
You seem like somebody who might know Shekau's (Boko Haram) baby mama (s).
Are you a relative of Lady_f?
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by xcuggsm(m): 7:59pm On Jul 29, 2016
xcuggsm:
Kindly give me a quote for this eBay item

http://m.ebay.com/itm/Caterpillar-5I8706-Valve-Gp-Flow-Control-New-/291726563504?hash=item43ec4218b0%3Am%3Am7i-UzzGXPYF9B47OAUsnpQ&_trkparms=pageci%253A1a8ac25c-51c4-11e6-be4e-74dbd180e989%257Cparentrq%253A1df3e4581560a793f08ba128fffea608%257Ciid%253A3


Can you guys deliver to me in Lagos or do I have to pick I up from your office?
Micky,
Still awaiting your response on this eBay item.
PoliticsRe: Military to launch Operation Ex-Crocodile Smile In Niger Delta by xcuggsm(m): 1:48pm On Jul 28, 2016
CROCODILE SMILES
--- means:
Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.

Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Bleep you and your crocodile smiles


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crocodile%20Smiles

CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME THE RATIONAL FOR THE NIGERIAN ARMY ADOPTING THE CODE NAME "EX- CROCODILE SMILE" FOR THE NIGER DELTA OPERATIONS?
BusinessRe: Foreign Online Retail Stores In Nigeria by xcuggsm(m): 11:14am On Jul 27, 2016
Technology MarketRe: **Shop/Ship Gadgets/Fashion from USA or Great Automobile Deals from Canada by xcuggsm(m): 8:06am On Jul 27, 2016
Kindly give me a quote for this eBay item

http://m.ebay.com/itm/Caterpillar-5I8706-Valve-Gp-Flow-Control-New-/291726563504?hash=item43ec4218b0%3Am%3Am7i-UzzGXPYF9B47OAUsnpQ&_trkparms=pageci%253A1a8ac25c-51c4-11e6-be4e-74dbd180e989%257Cparentrq%253A1df3e4581560a793f08ba128fffea608%257Ciid%253A3
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Air Hostess Exposed Begging For Sex, Money From A Client (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 9:57am On Jul 26, 2016
aloobright17:
Are you really talking from the chat or using your own imaginations to accuse the man of what he was doing in his hotel room?My friend deal with the chat and not with assumptions.

Meanwhile the man kept warning the stupid lady to keep off his ways and even blocked her with the first whatsapp line and the shameless lady went ahead to use another line,the man never in anyway encouraged the chatting rather he was trying to be polite to the girl even telling her that he is old enough to be her father.the man can't take it any further other than expose the foolish olosho before the girl will turn the thing against him.There are many ways to kill a rat and the man chose the way he deemed fit.if you like keep blaming him on the method he choose.

if you chose to expose a banker that harasses you sexually through social media as a married man that is your own business not the man's business.
How old are you?
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by xcuggsm(m): 6:27am On Jul 26, 2016
Kindly give me a quote for this eBay item

http://m.ebay.com/itm/Caterpillar-5I8706-Valve-Gp-Flow-Control-New-/291726563504?hash=item43ec4218b0%3Am%3Am7i-UzzGXPYF9B47OAUsnpQ&_trkparms=pageci%253A1a8ac25c-51c4-11e6-be4e-74dbd180e989%257Cparentrq%253A1df3e4581560a793f08ba128fffea608%257Ciid%253A3


Can you guys deliver to me in Lagos or do I have to pick I up from your office?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Air Hostess Exposed Begging For Sex, Money From A Client (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 4:52am On Jul 26, 2016
aloobright17:
The girl look very nice just that the man respects himself

Eeehh? BUT don't you think the man is an INFANT (immature) for publicizing this on the social media? What does he have to gain by forming "pastor Jeroh' after having probably masturbated with the girls pics in his hotel room? Why did he even encourage the WhatsApp conversation if he wasn't getting a kick out it it. And now he wants her to loose her job.

Every man get propositioned by ladies once in a while but it is how you handle it that makes you a man and not an infant. Female bank marketers behave in a worst manner when they want to get you to give them deposit to enable them meet the deposit targets set for them by their banks BUT no one goes out to expose them and past their pics on the social media.

God! I hate over sanctimonious "holy Nweje" forming men. I bet you the guy in question definitely has self esteem issues to deal with.
undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: CNN-ORC Poll: Donald Trump Leading Us Presidential Polls by xcuggsm(m): 8:31pm On Jul 25, 2016
Nature8:
I just love this man (Donald Trump), he's a no nonsense man.. I pray he becomes the American next president..
DONALD TRUMP ON NIGERIANS:
According to Trump,
“We need to get the Africans out (of the USA).Not the blacks, the Africans. Especially the Nigerians. They’re everywhere. I went for a rally in Alaska and met just one African in the entire state. Where was he from? Nigeria! He’s in Alaska taking our jobs. They’re in Houston taking our jobs. Why can’t they stay in their own country? Why? I’ll tell you why. Because they are corrupt. Their governments are so corrupt, they rob the people blind and bring it all here to spend. And their people run away and come down here and take our jobs! We can’t have that!

If I become president, we’ll send them all home. We’ll build a wall at the Atlantic Shore. Then, maybe, we’ll re-colonise them because obviously they did not learn a damn thing from the British.”

NB: The above quote has been dismissed as fake I STILL DON'T TRUST DONALD TRUMP'S WHITE SUPREMACY POSTURINGS!!
AgricultureRe: Facts About SNAKE TOMATOES As A Replacement For The Vine Tomatoes by xcuggsm(m): 11:17pm On Jul 23, 2016
mytime24:
As na snake tin undecided

Make i invite lala here cheesy
Abeg, don't insult our venerable Lala snake master.

If it doesn't crawl on its belly and have blood flowing in it, then Lala can never be interested wink
PoliticsRe: Tompolo's Father Battered, Leg Amputated by xcuggsm(m): 11:05pm On Jul 23, 2016
limeta:
Stupid boy tompolo
What make you think you could pls the jihadist
When you could ve been a productive general with Avengers you here begging
Soon i will recall my prayers for you
you know me well
Trust me
Guess you are an Egbesu high priestess.

Please do the needful. The time is right and the wheels are already spinning.
PoliticsRe: Newly Recruited Soldiers In Borno Take To The Streets To Show Their "Color".PICS by xcuggsm(m): 7:44am On Jul 23, 2016
hurricaneChris:
Is it just me, or does someone else think boko haram could infiltrate thw Nigerian Army through this?

I suggest the level of information that gets into the hands of these be rated. And their communication outside the world covertly monitored.

I am not comfortable with this
Most of the CJTF members have relatives and friends fighting on the side of Boko Haram. Therefore, the NA commanders should have this in mind when deploying them to formations and platoons.

My two pence!
PoliticsRe: 250 CJTF Recruited Into Army (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 7:31am On Jul 23, 2016
Qmerit:
Can u face BH? NO
Are u pained? YES
So let them be, fighting BH with locally made guns and arrow is not child's play.
Everything shouldn't be politics in Nigeria
Very good logic: area of core competencies and knowledge of battle terrain.

PROVIDED THEY ARE NOT POSTED TO ANY ARMY DIVISION IN THE SOUTH.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Reacts To Uduak & Hobbit's Cocaine Addiction Fight On Twitter by xcuggsm(m): 7:46am On Jul 22, 2016
Atmmachine:
Nigerians are very stupid.
They will arrest you for committing adultery.
They will arrest you for saying that you use cocaine, what a useless country.

Here, people post their guns, drugs and home addresses on Instagram and on Twitter and the law enforcement don't do shiit.
You can't get arrested for confessing to 500 murders or confess to drug trafficking without a solid evidence,
This doesn't happen in Nigeria where people get killed for stealing eggs

You have no fuccking right to arrest people for what they do in the comfort of their homes
You nailed it on the head, bro!

Just as they arrested a guy some years back (2002) who made a confession that he killed Chief Bola Ige (a one time Minister of Justice in Nigeria) and made a fun fare of it. But in the end the Nigerian authorities had to let the guy go when they realised that he just wanted to be popular.

Nigeria na wa! angry
Car TalkRe: Why The Placing Of A 4-yr Expiry Date For tyres is wrong by xcuggsm(m): 7:29am On Jul 22, 2016
LARGE BODY OF SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE SUPPORTS A SIX YEAR TIRE EXPIRATION DATE

Numerous studies written by or for the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration support a finding that tires expire in six years.

These studies conclusively conclude the following:

=>Tires begin to weaken and fall apart as they age.

=>The tire aging process happens regardless of whether a tire is on a vehicle or in a temperature-controlled room.

=>Most tires begin to significantly degrade around five years from the date of manufacture.

=>Six years from the date of manufacture, most tires are no longer safe for use on a vehicle
-------
OXIDATION:
For most tires, the expiration date should be six (6) years from the date of manufacture. Tires age dangerously because of a chemical process commonly referred to as oxidation, which simply means that as the tire components are exposed to oxygen, the oxygen particles cause the flexible components of a tire to harden and become brittle. Over time, the tire will simply fall apart under normal stress, just like an old rubber band. Because this process occurs naturally, it does not matter if a tire is being used, stored as a spare, or simply waiting on a store shelf for an unsuspecting consumer.

As THREAD LIFE becomes less of a factor in the service life of a tire (because of improvement in tyre manufacturing technology which reduces thread wear), oxidation becomes a more serious concern— particularly in hotter climates, like Texas, Florida, Georgia, and Louisiana which are routinely the hottest states in the United States. (.... AND AFRICA)

http://www.tiresafetygroup.com/tires-expire-in-six-years/

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