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Emycord:Just wait till Remi Tinubu catches her sneaking into the other room with Dino. |
Earth2Metahuman:Thank God she doesn't have smelly p. and so what she does in the other room does not cause public inconvenience. |
drss2:Since the owner of the cows abandoned the young herder to face the wrath of the law alone, the cows should be forfeited to the government and sold off to pay restitution for the damaged farmland. Whatever that is left should be used to feed prisoners and destitute homes. So be it!! |
Pidggin:Don't mind the EFCC goons and their penchant for media trials. What they don't know is that they are walking into a trap. Let's wait and see!; |
Boleyndynasty2:Are you related to Lalasticlala? |
Heffalump:I just dey laugh ![]() Do not underestimate the powers of Egbesu. "The more you look the less you see" Ask OBJ |
blueto:I totally agree with you bro. . Manufacturing witnesses and evidence by state prosecutors is not a new phenomenon in Nigeria legal system. . Wait until you are accused of human trafficking by a lady you have never met before in your life. All it takes is some tutoring by the prosecution during which she is programmed with your details and what to say in court. It happened to a friend who luckily got out after the lady confessed that she was briefed on what to say in court . |
jumper524:And who said some of the posters on NL are not members of these militant groups? Boko Haram infiltrated NL long ago but our able mods flushed them all out with Seun's prayers and Lalasticlala's juju. Thank God! |
Keneking:So you didn't hear that his Salah ram ran away and he is out looking for it? |
potolistic:What nursery school did you attend sef? I bet it's Zukerbag Nursery School, Onitsha. E is for EGG Even Lalasticlala knows that one. |
EYIBLESSN:A good question. In the same vein I will also ask whether Lady_f is married. I think they will make a good pair ![]() |
NameChecker:There is a rumour about town that our venerable mod - Lalasticlala - is planning to leave Nairaland to enlist in Operation Crocodile Smile. Can somebody please let him know that the name crocodile smile does not imply that there will be abundance of crocodile meat pepper soup available for participants to chop. Abeg, we don't want to lose him ooO. Instead Nairalanders can launch a snake meat pepper soup fund just to keep him happy. ANY DONATIONS TO THE FUND?? I |
If the man is looking for what to do with his billions he should focus his attention towards developing his community and establishing industries to provide employment for his people. I passed through Ukpo town when I visited a friend in December 2015 and I tell you there was nothing to show that the town has a son who is an Oil Well billionaire. When will these Igbo's learn that charity begins at home? ![]() Below is a link to an unedited version of what the Anambra community is saying; http://elombah.com/index.php/reports/9911-moneybag-chief-arthur-eze-charged-with-terrorism-by-anambra-community |
I remember reading the much publicised Nigerian Police version of this story on NL Front Page https://www.nairaland.com/3314314/villagers-bombed-police-station-anambra#48857130 The mods should consider moving this to front page so that people will read the other side of the story. When will the Nigerian Police start telling us the truth and stop playing out the "who pays the Piper" fable? ![]() |
DLuciano:That's a good one. But how will Oshomole' look sef? Will Lara open her eyes or close them during the lip locking encounter? Or would she rather prefer Oshomole to be kissing another part of her body? How many times has Oshomole kissed Lara this year? Has 'Lalasticlala seen Oshomole kiss Lara? If he lays is hands on Oshomole and Lara kiss photo will he move it to front page? Lastly how many Nairalanderesses will kiss 'Lalasticlala knowing he is fond of eating snake meat peper soup? Exam time: 30 minutes. You can start now;! ![]() |
kingkhalifaISIS:Haba! are you not too quick to arrive at a conclusion? Anyway, everything has a price and you won't expect the US to initiate a diplomatic row at this time. Particularly, this election year The West and the Arab/Moslem nations are struggling for the soul of Nigeria. So the USA is being strategic in handling matters. |
Progressive01:A true representative of the indomie generation ![]() Since you know so much about the sexual lives of the old political class, can you please help provide an answer to the question posed to me by my 11 year old niece; Uncle, is it true that Aisha Buhari is the president's baby mama? |
PiccoloBrunelli:You seem like somebody who might know Shekau's (Boko Haram) baby mama (s). Are you a relative of Lady_f? |
xcuggsm:Micky, Still awaiting your response on this eBay item. |
CROCODILE SMILES --- means: Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake. Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude? Person 2: I ain't your brother. Bleep you and your crocodile smiles http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crocodile%20Smiles CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME THE RATIONAL FOR THE NIGERIAN ARMY ADOPTING THE CODE NAME "EX- CROCODILE SMILE" FOR THE NIGER DELTA OPERATIONS? |
Kindly give me a quote for this eBay item http://m.ebay.com/itm/Caterpillar-5I8706-Valve-Gp-Flow-Control-New-/291726563504?hash=item43ec4218b0%3Am%3Am7i-UzzGXPYF9B47OAUsnpQ&_trkparms=pageci%253A1a8ac25c-51c4-11e6-be4e-74dbd180e989%257Cparentrq%253A1df3e4581560a793f08ba128fffea608%257Ciid%253A3 |
aloobright17:How old are you? |
Kindly give me a quote for this eBay item http://m.ebay.com/itm/Caterpillar-5I8706-Valve-Gp-Flow-Control-New-/291726563504?hash=item43ec4218b0%3Am%3Am7i-UzzGXPYF9B47OAUsnpQ&_trkparms=pageci%253A1a8ac25c-51c4-11e6-be4e-74dbd180e989%257Cparentrq%253A1df3e4581560a793f08ba128fffea608%257Ciid%253A3 Can you guys deliver to me in Lagos or do I have to pick I up from your office? |
aloobright17: Eeehh? BUT don't you think the man is an INFANT (immature) for publicizing this on the social media? What does he have to gain by forming "pastor Jeroh' after having probably masturbated with the girls pics in his hotel room? Why did he even encourage the WhatsApp conversation if he wasn't getting a kick out it it. And now he wants her to loose her job. Every man get propositioned by ladies once in a while but it is how you handle it that makes you a man and not an infant. Female bank marketers behave in a worst manner when they want to get you to give them deposit to enable them meet the deposit targets set for them by their banks BUT no one goes out to expose them and past their pics on the social media. God! I hate over sanctimonious "holy Nweje" forming men. I bet you the guy in question definitely has self esteem issues to deal with. ![]() |
Nature8:DONALD TRUMP ON NIGERIANS: According to Trump, “We need to get the Africans out (of the USA).Not the blacks, the Africans. Especially the Nigerians. They’re everywhere. I went for a rally in Alaska and met just one African in the entire state. Where was he from? Nigeria! He’s in Alaska taking our jobs. They’re in Houston taking our jobs. Why can’t they stay in their own country? Why? I’ll tell you why. Because they are corrupt. Their governments are so corrupt, they rob the people blind and bring it all here to spend. And their people run away and come down here and take our jobs! We can’t have that! If I become president, we’ll send them all home. We’ll build a wall at the Atlantic Shore. Then, maybe, we’ll re-colonise them because obviously they did not learn a damn thing from the British.” NB: The above quote has been dismissed as fake I STILL DON'T TRUST DONALD TRUMP'S WHITE SUPREMACY POSTURINGS!! |
mytime24:Abeg, don't insult our venerable Lala snake master. If it doesn't crawl on its belly and have blood flowing in it, then Lala can never be interested ![]() |
limeta:Guess you are an Egbesu high priestess. Please do the needful. The time is right and the wheels are already spinning. |
hurricaneChris:Most of the CJTF members have relatives and friends fighting on the side of Boko Haram. Therefore, the NA commanders should have this in mind when deploying them to formations and platoons. My two pence! |
Qmerit:Very good logic: area of core competencies and knowledge of battle terrain. PROVIDED THEY ARE NOT POSTED TO ANY ARMY DIVISION IN THE SOUTH. |
Atmmachine:You nailed it on the head, bro! Just as they arrested a guy some years back (2002) who made a confession that he killed Chief Bola Ige (a one time Minister of Justice in Nigeria) and made a fun fare of it. But in the end the Nigerian authorities had to let the guy go when they realised that he just wanted to be popular. Nigeria na wa! ![]() |
LARGE BODY OF SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE SUPPORTS A SIX YEAR TIRE EXPIRATION DATE Numerous studies written by or for the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration support a finding that tires expire in six years. These studies conclusively conclude the following: =>Tires begin to weaken and fall apart as they age. =>The tire aging process happens regardless of whether a tire is on a vehicle or in a temperature-controlled room. =>Most tires begin to significantly degrade around five years from the date of manufacture. =>Six years from the date of manufacture, most tires are no longer safe for use on a vehicle ------- OXIDATION: For most tires, the expiration date should be six (6) years from the date of manufacture. Tires age dangerously because of a chemical process commonly referred to as oxidation, which simply means that as the tire components are exposed to oxygen, the oxygen particles cause the flexible components of a tire to harden and become brittle. Over time, the tire will simply fall apart under normal stress, just like an old rubber band. Because this process occurs naturally, it does not matter if a tire is being used, stored as a spare, or simply waiting on a store shelf for an unsuspecting consumer. As THREAD LIFE becomes less of a factor in the service life of a tire (because of improvement in tyre manufacturing technology which reduces thread wear), oxidation becomes a more serious concern— particularly in hotter climates, like Texas, Florida, Georgia, and Louisiana which are routinely the hottest states in the United States. (.... AND AFRICA) http://www.tiresafetygroup.com/tires-expire-in-six-years/ |



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