₦airaland Forum

welli:
i'm so tired of takin panadol for sm1 else's headache.i dnt knw y but sm1 should give this babe a shoulder to lean on ohhh please we seem to ve sm people who dnt care about people's joy on nlmy last statment no offence meant

What shoulder? How does this affect the girl emotionally even if it's true?
No well-brought up girl would come online and say HER MUM IS CHEATING!!!!
Lets call a spade what it is. . . . .The poster is just toying with the minds of Jennykadry n Welli.

welli:
i wan u to get smtin straight here.she's in a mess(that is if d story is true) nd she needs to talk to sm1 about it.isn't it better she said it on nl where nobody knw she nd her mum dan tellin it to her friends that mite la8er turn around to mock her?that sm people fake stories on nl doesn't mk her guilty(tho i can't say 4 sure if its true)for me ohhh:i think she respected her mum enough by sayin it on nl nd nt tellin her friends.

Did u say she needs to talk to someone about it?
Blimey. . . . . She is now talking to 200,000 people who are giving different ideas n opinions. . . .
If she's so confused to come here for help, best believe it, she would be more confuzzled to choose whats best for her in the many comments i have seen maself. How is this supposed to help her? Take my advice or Welli's or StephenP's?
Coming here is not a good idea at all.

StephenP:
@Jenny and Welli, I've to admit Xerxes has a point. If I thought my mom was cheating, hypothetically speaking, I wouldn't come to Nairaland and say my mom is cheating.  I mean even if I knew for sure that she was, I'd be ashamed to come to the Web and spill it out. If anything, I would actually talk to my friends and tell them to advice me instead of total strangers. Ok even if I was gon' risk it all and come to Nairaland for help, I wouldn't be like "My Mom is Cheating!!!!!" I'd be like "Help Wanted" or something mild. That is probably one of the reasons why this story is hard to believe.

Touche!!!!!

The advice from complete strangers won't do any good as most of em will be guesses anyways.
I find it so difficult to believe this tale by moonlight.

@ Jennykadry,

U need to start a column on THE PUNCH newspapers!
Its sad the debate was going on well until some mentally constipated twerps disrupted it.

Some people are asshats. . . . . . It's pathetic!!!

stillwater:
But it was so unfortunate, that you pulled the trigger and shot yourself.

In your dreams??

jennykadry:
she typed it here because obviously we all don't know d mum,and we don't know her too,so she did d right thing coming here for advise,atleast its better dan telling friends that know d family

It's shameful!!!!!
The moral decadence has reached a high level. . . . . . .Can't people be WEB SHY for once in their lives?
Who brings family issues to Nairaland?
Are people this fickle?

welli:
xerxes,please can i understand you?wats your view:that d poster is wrong in her observation or she is not suppose to post it here?

anyways u've got nuttin to do wit it nd so ve i.i think d best tin is to lettit slide nd let d good advicers on nl advice her since u nd i can't contribute.but just for d records,it will be much better if u learn to listen to people when dey cry out dan to mk them feel like dey're liein or smtin . . . its going to be an advantage on your path

The poster is wrong in her shady, inconclusive observation and she is also wrong to bring such family issues to a public forum.
Where are the morals n scruples?

Listen to people when they cry out? Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeaze.
I dont intend to learn anything at all on this section of the forum. . . . I'd rather learn from real life experiences than someone's concocted wet dreams.

welli:
like xerxes

Xerxes? What have i gotta do with this?
The story sounds like a script in a Nollywood movie.
Too illegit to be taken serious. . . . . She needs to back her theory up with strong evidence not circumstantial hogwash she is spewing.
What do u think a Judge would do to this kinda allegation. . . .He would shove it up her ass.
I mean. . . . .how could anyone type this kinda thang about her own mother?

stillwater:
I see you're back from your nightmares,mmmhhh?

The sorceress of Oz . . . . 

I was actually waiting to see u dressed like a Maquerade in ma dream.
On me were 3 grenades, 2 desert eagles and one AK-47 rifle to blast u back to the stone age.

welli:
yea,talkin about gettin real,if it cums to reality which i can vouch for its impossibility,only GOD knw but man dnt unestimate what a child can do to a cheatin moda.

In a SHITuation like this, the kids are powerless. . . .
What would u do to your mother? ZILCH.
Considering the fact that u are a gurl. . . . .  .U will look the other way.

jennykadry:
that is y we r all deceived sometimes,innocent till proven guilty?as if d person will say d truth,sometimes d truth is not far fetched and it takes intelligent people to grab it

Grab what? There's nuthing to suggest this woman is doing any devious act.
The poster is just paranoid(a figment of her dirty mind).
There's nuthing in the constitution that says a mother must answer her calls in the presence of her children.

welli:
@ xerxes alotta people get into trouble bcus dey see it cumin bt fail to blive it nd keep avin fake hopes it nt true but until she sees them red handed . . . .

God knw say if na me,thunder go strike nd water go swallow person

What are u gonna do? Beat your mother? Kick your uncle? Call the cops?
Puhleeeeeeeeeease, GET REAL!!!!

jennykadry:
nollywood my foot ,stay tthere make ignorance dey kill u,what ive seen wt my korokoro eyes,abeg except d truth jare,d 24 yr old girl knows what shes saying,theres nothing like dirty mind here

Why not give this woman the benefit of doubt.
Innocent until proven guilty, eh?
The poster didn't catch em pants down humping themselves. . . . this is only about phone calls. . . .
What if they were arranging a surprise party for someone. . . Why are Nigerians quick to believe everything?
Is Atiku still shagging Mike Adenuga?

welli:
xerxes,what re u sayin?that its impossible?na wa o.that u ven't seen or heard doesn't make it untrue abeg.its very much in existence.d issue isn't my headache ohh but i think sm people should stop makin d girl think she is a fool nd cannot knw when smtin is wrong.re u sure u read d story well.where d mama dey go for night when she receive call nd na d uncle.


PLS ENDEAVOUR TO ADVICE IF You CAN ND DNT MK HER A FOOL OR LIAR

There's nuthing to say on this issue since the original poster is still speculating. She is not sure of what's going on?
I will only advise when she comes back to tell us she caught em pants down!!!

welli:
that is what u think xerxes.sm people nor get shame.do not unestimate d ability of sm shameless people.i think d poster should be given a berra advice oda dan bein told she is havin a wrong impression

Are u aware you are talking about someone's mother here?
Blimey. . . . I will chuck a spaz if it's true. No woman would be daft enough to do in-house cheating.
It's very un-Nigerian.

jennykadry:
xerxes if some mothers can sleep wt their son's then what is uncle ?

Nollywood!!!!!!!!

welli:
y re most people sayin "its not what u think"?meanin a 24 years old girl cannot differentiate between when smtin is wrong or not.na wao.

Nah. . .

It means a 24 year-old gurl can have a dirty mind. If her mum is going to cheat at all, will it be with his husband's sibling?
Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze!!!!!!!

doyin13:
I thoroughly understand your point of view.

I personally think American Football suits your Profile.

You would make a perfect TIGHT END

Silly hilly billy!!!!!!

vicade:
story story, once upon a time,
so roman abrahamovich signed jose bosginwa, because you still havent told me decided to sign him.

Of course, Peter Kenyon signed Bosingwa.
It's a normal trend for Chelsea to sign Arsenal/Man Utd/Liverpool targets.
They sign these players not because they need them but they don't want their rivals to have a sniff. . . . .
Chelsea have been doing this since the Roman Revolution. . . . . remember SWP? Essien? Robben? Ballack? Mikel Obi?

Murderers?
Puhleeeeeease. . . . . . .Nigerians don't kill for the fun of it. It has to be something to do with money.
These cats are not telling the true story. . . . . I urge the officer in charge of the case to take em to Sabo and torture em to submission.
2 electrical wires on their nuts should do the magic.

Re: My Mum Is Cheating!

How can ur mum cheat with your uncle? Is that feasible?
You need to calm down. . . . . . It's not what u think. . . .

Y'all 2 love birds are still here?
Hisses? Kisses? Roaches?
Hmmmmmmm . . . . . . Th£ SLY. . . .Keep up the good work!

superstar1:
ronaldo can go to real madrid if he wants.if he canot learn from becks and owen thatz his headache.
with or without ronaldo, we shall MAKE it. people said more than that when becks and RVP was being sold.
Lets pocket the 75m and buy quality players to run other teams down again.we are not a one man riot squad team.
have we all forgotten, cantona left when the whole world was begging him not to, and 2day we have EPLs and UCLs to point to.
well, David Gill has closed this case by saying we are not selling.That puts a capital FULL STOP to this opera.Madrid should learn how to build
their own playas and stop allowing the UCL champions turn them to their dumping ground --- becks,RVP,Heinze,Carlos Queiroz etc.


i hope we shall make all our signings on time. Lets start focusing on our defense of the titles.

United for 11th EPL and 3rd UCL next season!!!!!!!!!!! ( i shall incur the wrath of some people here)

GLORY GLORY UNITED

Relax, hombre. . . . . . Ronaldo is going nowhere.
He will move to Madrid when Ferguson retires in 2010.

Hilarious!!!!!

A Man Utd fan in Nigeria bludgeons a Chelsea fan to death?
Just when i thunk i have heard it all. . . . .
I am still in awe with the way people take the game in Nigeria. . . .

debosky:
I wonder why Ibime is so taken by Hughes, has he ever come 4th in the premiership or 5th? What makes him better than Moyes? Is Everton ever easy to beat? Hughes is an ok manager, but he isn't even in the class of Moyes or Redknapp IMO, not to talk of winning titles.

Hughes is a brilliant manager. If he had the kinda funds Moyes can throw around, he would do much better.
I believe he's done well on a very mean budget and he has got the clout to excel in Chelsea FC.
Harry Redknapp and David Moyes? I don't think so in me own opinion.

First all, Moyes has been in Everton for 6 years or so now also enjoying massive funds.
Yakabu Aiyegbeni cost more than the whole Blackburn starting XI so how can we rate em managers based on league standing when one is massively stronger than the other.
U need to start arguing objectively!

stillwater:
First of all I've never discussed my weight with you, probably would be the last person I'll discuss it with. Secondly, you have never seen me before. Thirdly, my size is none of your business!!!!!!!

Stop getting excited. Remember your nerves are too tiny to shoulder the STRESS coefficient u are subjecting em too.
Calm down, relax and start breathing. . . . .U dont wanna bust a gut!!!!
Gotta hit the sack now. . . . Arriverderci!!!!

@ Stillwater,

Admit it and letz move on. . . . afterall, it's a lucrative profession these days.
Many fashion designers will snap u up without hassles.

@ Th£ SLY,

What has she done to u? Stop taunting her before she stings u like a bee.
Anyways, i gotta hit the sack now. . . . .Obama's speech was illuminating.
Will he become the 1st Black president?

@ Th£ SLY,

Stop taunting Stillwater . . . .
She is lethal with her mosquito nerves.

@ Stillwater,

There are wife beaters of course but some women just take theirs over the top.

Your size? With all due respect, you are the 1st Nigerian chic with size zero.
It's unbelieveable.

stillwater:
Sorry I don't keep crazy people as girlfriends, so I don't know what you're talking about as per the head bashing thingy, ok? Carry your agbero girlfriends to where they belong at the motorparks, please!!!

U never know with women. The most civilised women have been known to turn primitive with an atom of jealousy in her system.
Haven't u heard of women pouring acids on people out of jealousy?

stillwater:
Of course you need microscopes to see nerves, is there any other way to see them? Do tell, nonsense!!!!!

Nerves can be seen with the naked eye.
I have always known yours can only be seen with an electron-microscope. . . . . . same as finding the nerves of a culex mosquito!!!!
Do u still doubt you are not a size ZERO??

Thiago was a flop. . . . . Maniche was a super flop. . . . .Hilario( my grandmother would give a better performance in a blue shirt).
Akola, don't lemme open Chelsea's can of worms.

stillwater:
Maybe you should start dating robots that can't show their emotions. If she doesn't show her emotions they will say she's frigid, calling her names like ice queen. Please it depends on the individual in question, some women are opinionated while some are not. If you are dating an opinionated woman or you're married to her, live with it, love her and love her dog. Nobody forced you to date her or did she put you in handcuffs? Don't get on my nerves!!!!!!!

Live with what? Live with a possessive beast that would break the head of ma secretary cos she's insecured i may be humping her?
No way, Jose!!!!!!!! Are u still baffled there are so many unmarried women littering the streets of Nigeria.
I expect it rise exponentially in the next few years until women learn to behave properly.

Get on your nerves? Are u sure i dont need a microscope to see those nerves of yours?

Why only Nightrider?

We don't care the circumstances that led Chelsea to buy all those flops.
Jose Mourinho is the manager so he should take responsibility.
You keep talking about Shevchenko, Boulahrouz and Jarosik. . . . . what about flops like Sidwell, Ben Haim and Pizarro?
Who forced those players on Mourinho? He bought those players himself and its not a secret that Chelsea's strength still lies with Claudio Ranieri's men.

@ Akolawole,

What Nightrider is trying to say is Jose works with finished products unlike Wenger/Ferguson who take time to build a solid team.
Look at the mess Jose has left Chelsea with. . . . . The only youngster in Chelsea is Mikel Obi(who's been played out of position).
Compare Chelsea to a Man Utd team that has got(Rooney, Ronaldo, Nani, Anderson, Ramsey*, Manucho) or Arsenal(Cesc, Adebayor, Fabianski, Van Persie, Walcott, Bendtner and Denilson).
What's the next step for Chelsea if all your old guards retire?

stillwater:
Gotta agree on some points but men do get jealous. Haven't you heard of some men fishing in their girls' purses, e-mails or text messages? Even though it screams insecurity on the guy's part, jealousy fuels such behaviour as well.

I agree. Some mean wear skirts.
However, women are the biggest culprits with jealousy fuelled by insecurity/possessiveness.
Women always need to hear that they are still as beautiful as the first time you laid eyes on them.
They have this annoying constant need for affirmation and if you've been caught looking at another woman, this becomes especially important.

stillwater:
*sighs* and my boyfriend wouldn't be bothered when I embrace some guy? Pleeeaaassseee.

You dey craze.

Men rarely get jealous about such stuffs. . . . . Women are the biggest culprits. Some of em would even blow a gasket because their man is staring!
Girlfriends need to realize that even if we're madly in love and infatuated with them, that doesn't mean that every other woman instantly begins resembling Whoopi Goldberg.

stillwater:
. . .and you think I'll give myself heart attack over that

I KNOW u will give yourself a seizure over that. . . U can add liver failure to it too.
Women are known to be generally jealous and extremely insecured once anutha woman comes into the picture.
Thats when women do the body language thingy and eyeing. . . . .It makes me laugh when i see such drama.

j-girl:
lol - yeah it is.
Men find it easier to live double lives. My own is that Naija guys are way too guarded for my liking. Usually i think it's by preference but i'll like to know what i'm delving in. If a guy knows what a girl is all about why would he be hiding stuff from her? Not only past but even when he's bothered, he'll prefer to go to a girl he's not dating rather than the person he wants to be his life companion - does that even make sense? To me, if a guy is serious - he'll open up. If he is not serious but still has an atom of love - he'll open up to some other girl and keep playing the mystery card in his relationship. Chances are that - he'll end up with his best friend because he's allowed her to creep into his heart.

I'm still trying to figure out if this is a result of them thinking with brains or with d**ks and so far, I can't conclude

What u don't understand about men is. . . . .A man wants to be who he is supposed to be: MAN.
A man won't gripe to a woman(although some of em do. . . the weak-minded ones) but women are supposed to gripe to men.
No woman wants to be around a cry baby or a monaer who would grumble over every little thing. Men deal with issues on their own or at worst. . . they call their close buddies and they would proffer solutions cutting out the woman completely.

A man is supposed to protect a woman in a relationship. . . . . .
If ur protector now becomes the protected, what does that tell u? He is not happy cutting u out but men don't like to show their weakness.
It's an ego thingy. . . . . This is why boys would take 50 strokes of the cane in Naija schools without sweats and y'all gurls would cry all day with a single stroke.
Geezers gotta be geezers. . . . . .Geddit?