₦airaland Forum

DaPhoenix:
I know! Jenny is hot and I would totally do her. . .no homo.

There u go!!!!!!
Jenny's husband is a traditional wrestler. . . .did she tell ya that?

buzyDiva:
yeah . . .u better do
and make sure u do your 6th grade assignment too.

come to think of it . . who the hell with BA . . starts a topic with "VIEW ME"
u be aquarium?

Window stripper!!!!

eldee:
Yeah right, and she'll be looking for a man on the net, you're really pushing this luck ooh
She might be 21 really, you can't tell. . .
These pics might have been taken five years ago. . .

Pushing ma luck? U should have seen how i stiffened when i saw VIEW ME.
I was expecting to see Halle Berry and then THAT
NL is getting better n better. . . . . . . In anutha 3 months, it will be nude pics of chics begging to be shagged!!!

oreofemi:
if una don tire make u tell me, that your churh mind wey dey capture girls, no go tell u d truth lai lai

Enjoy the moment!!!!!

~Antidote~:
@Xerxes and Eldee, be nice, After all, everybody monkey ah them pet

QED!!!!

oreofemi:
13, confess to me that your sis got my stature that is why u think am 13

Your stature? I know 8 year olds that are more developed than u look in that pic of yours.
If u are gonna be a cyber-LovePeddler. . . . why not do it with a bit of decorum.
U have cheapened the commodity so much it has lost its taste.
Maybe u should try again in 7 days.

eldee:
Hehehe. . .but seriously, did you expect to see a Leona Lewis?
Haba, it's nairaland remember. All you see here are reasons to stick with Facebook

I was expecting to see a Halle Berry/Liv Tyler.
Dang it. . . . .I wasn't impressed at all. . . . .
Are we even sure this gurl is 21?
Ma church mind says she is 13.

eldee:
Err. . .you see what increasing your age has caused?
Don't worry I used to be called old cargo when I was your age too

Y'all should take it easy on orefemi. . . . . She is just seeking y'all attention.
I was expecting to see a hot specimen.
Alas. . . . .  .i saw a half done moi moi.

buzyDiva:
do u really wannna go down that road?
because toyin go masacre u o

Y'all should take it easy with miss thang!!!

DaPhoenix:
I don't see the connection but w/e

The Bachelorette . . . Desperate Edition.

@oreofemi, how old are you again?

For all you know, this poster might be a guy trying to get under y'all skins.
I mean. . . . .who goes to a public forum to directly seek for men?
My great grandmother would turn in her grave. . . . . . . mos def!!!!

buzyDiva:
are u blind?
view her pics and send her an email if interested.

Ma bad. . . . . .

Interested? Puhllllllllllllleaze.
I am extremely allergic to cheap commodities.
No offence intended.

eldee:
[size=16pt]@poster[/size]
Please can you tell me how many emails you got so far
I think this thread should be the sample space for the reply to the 'Are Nairaland Men Hot' thread

What is this all about?
Is this a kinda joke or what? What are we supposed to view?

Dr Kitaun:
puerile comments like these make reasonable gunners abstain from having discussions with blighted souls and minds

Is there anything like reasonable gunners? Try spastic Gaynners!!

chuckdee4:
Enough said

Schmuk!

This is just unfair. . . . Gaynners have been reduced to wimps. . . .
Most of em now resort to weak comments. . . . .The few ones with fire in their bellies have given up coming to spew their usual pukeries.
HNIC, Loyika, Banderas and Vieira have been forced to exile
Thanx Fergie for shutting these twerps up!

chuckdee4:
Blah blah blah, same old boring shyte, try something new, sick n tired of hearing u'all go on about Wenger ,must he do things your way

The moans of a desperate man.
Wenger must do things my way to win any title in this country.
3 seasons and counting. . . . . Y'all should just wait till Fergie retires cos he won't let Gaynners win anything till 2010.

*********speechless********

chuckdee4:
The same Wenger who took the title out of Fergusson's hands, because the man's planning from scratch don't mean his light years away

What title did he take from Ferguson's hands?
Besides, how many years will it take Arsene Wenger to build a solid team?
All i keep hearing every season is my boys are young, not matured and reh reh reh. . . .
Wenger will never run outta excuses. . . . . Cristiano Ronaldo has achieved more than Arsene Wenger.

@ Ibime,

U keep flogging a dead horse!!!!
5 months ago, I told Debosky Eduardo is more expensive than the whole Blackburn squad. . . . .
Only a complete doofus would think Mark Hughes is not an ace. . . . .
The dude has got a shrewd eye in the transfer market that will put Wenger to shame.

He has excelled with mean budgets in a small club. . . . .I am confident he would also excel with a huge budget.
GO SPARKY!!!!!!

@ Emperoh,

Euro2008 starts this weekend. . . . . . .What a relief.
David Gill confirmed he won't be buying anyone until after the Euro tournament cos managers of em national teams dont want distractions.
Thats logical. . . . . Although, he said he might pull one or 2 transfers off his hat in the coming weeks(i suspect south americans)

Radiant:
Definitely!

Which kain topic person no go see for una

It's getting uncontrollable!!!!!
Year 2008. . . . . .a woman is accusing men for visual harrassment. . .
Its a strange world.

topeorekoy:
someone shld just tell ronaldo to move. 300,000 pounds a week minus tax is so much for a player to resist.

Thats what i am talking about. . . . . For 300k/week, i would do voodoo if i was Ronaldo's mother.
It has to be a joke. . . . . .no player is worth that kinda money.
Fergie should just take the £75 million and splash on Messi and Quaresma(Porto won't be in the Champions League next season).
Quaresma + Messi + Benzema + Alves and Man Utd will retain the title again and again.

chuckdee4:
yeah i don't really believe this story myself but stranger things have happened, but i feel Ade will stay, AW needs to set outand get his team instead of waiting till late to start assembling, that way the team have a good idea who they'll be playing alongside next season

Even if Wenger prepares for a decade, he is still light years below Man Utd and Chelsea.
Wenger's problems are humungous . . . . players are beginning to feel the club lacks ambition and they want to move on.
It must suck playing for Arsenal. . . . .GO ADE GO ADE GO.

akinalabi:
This is simply insane. There is no other way to describe it.

No one does this in England where the life long fans are. Wetin
come be our own?

POVERTY!!!!

debosky:
Ah I see the cybercafe is closing on your ass Jackal, beg them to let you stay later tomorrow ok?

Look at this village hilly billy, Cafes dont do 24/7 in the UK. . . . Your lyrics are getting lamer.
When are u closing for the day, Mr Janitor. . . .
I am gonna call your council to put u on a mouse arrest.

@ Stillwater,

Debosky will patronise anything in thongs.
He is wanted in over 30 London boroughs.  . . .He was in London for 10 days and he had to be deported back to Canada for his flirtitious ways.
SLY is just tryna get under your skin. . . . . . .His gurlfriend is actually size ZERO(maybe he fancies ya)

Gotta hit the sack now, ciao!!!

stillwater:
Okay what's bad in being size zero?

Set me up? Haha I'm not bothered Good to know I'm taking you guys round in circles

Personally, there's nuthing bad in size zero.
Other sizes waste time n money to be just like u so thats a plus on your side.

Anyways, i gotta go now.
If Debosky comes back. . . . Kick him where it hurts.

stillwater:
*sighs* little boys of nowadays *rolls eyes*

I hope you catch cough, you know yourself!!!!

Blame yourself for letting Sheniqua set u up!!!!
Now that u are 45/54 and still single. . . . whats the way out?
Redemption camp might help out.

debosky:
45 year old single unmarried size 0?

This case is one for the Pope himself

45? Carbon dating says she is 54. . . .

stillwater:
I'm old enough to be your aunty.

Old enuff to be ma aunty. . . . . .and u are yet to marry?
I am reporting your Church. . . .Something must be very wrong.

Anutha interNUT on the loose!!!!

~Antidote~:
See me see trouble ooooooo, OK.I do .When he cries I will rub his head (more better if he's bald ) . That should make him feel better

Now i know why u LOVE Nicholas Cage!!!!

sheniqua:
@ stillwater do't let this boy spoil you.

Spoil?

@ Stillwater,

Your year of birth is being questioned here. . .

~Antidote~:
@topic
I don't see anything wrong with a guy who cries now and then, We all know men cry a lot. They just don't do in around us ladies. Don't mind those who lie about not crying,

U see nuthing wrong in a dude that cry? Blimey. . . . .who wants a sissy as a hubby?

stillwater:
hehehe my agemates don't follow the rule but these women think otherwise

Seems your agemates are smarter. . . . . They should even start with mini-skirts. . .
Attraction is the key. . . Once brothers are attracted, the rest is history.
Meanwhile. . . what are the brothers in your church doing? I can bet there are over-zealous brothers as well who would date these women.