₦airaland Forum

A man should be stern.
Dang it. . . . .a cry baby kinda guy should wear skirt n bra.

stillwater:
, .can't really say what the problem but maybe the sisters don't know how to trap a man. In my church you don't wear makeup or trousers you'ld be labelled as a bad girl.

The solution is simple. . . . .they should relax those rules.
Women can wear makeup and trousers. . . . .It has nuthing to do with their faith. . . .
No brother would wanna date a 1900 kinda woman in 2008. . . . . It's common sense.

debosky:
@ Jackal I already told you

look on the back of your blow uo doll package, all the dimensions are stated there.

Your jokes are getting watery by the hour.
Whats wrong with u. . . . . .are u mal-nourished?

sheniqua:
yeah,babyosisi/+osisi/nwando

this boy you're funny.
are you going to calculate the circumference and area of the circles?

Sheniqua is Nwando?  
This is a revelation. . . . .The same Nwando that cussed UK peops? Interesting!!!!

Circumference= 2πr . . . I may need a tape rule to determine that
Area =πr.r(will need a tape rule also)
Dang it. . . . . . .I am worried about the weight, not the surface area!!!!  

stillwater:
Do you want to marry them?

Marry people i have never seen? Nah. . .
Besides, i dont even know which church and from which country. . .
U could be Congolese or the Hutus from Rwanda.
I just need to know why they got themselves into that shituation. . . . The church is the best place to hook a man these days so whats wrong?

stillwater:
. . .whatever

You didn't complete the gists about em unmarried chics in your Church. . . .

sheniqua:
actually they say ther's a slight difference in the length of limbs,so slight that it's not apparent.
I guarantee you,one of your nuts is bigger than the other.
One nipple could even be slightly bigger than the other too.

jackal I know you from the UK versus USA thread

I am even thinking way back. . . . . .were u on NIDs Vs, NINs?

sheniqua:
actually it's the right one that's usually[b] slightly [/b] bigger

Interesting!!!!!
I have never noticed this . . . . . .time to take the scale into ma bedroom.

Meanwhile. . . . . should i be scared if the left outweighs the right boob?

stillwater:
One breast is usually bigger than the other, if you don't know, know it now.

Whats the concept behind it?
Resonance or is it because the left boob is closer to the heart?
Y'all need to explain.

debosky:
@ jackal

screwing those perfectly proportioned blow up models like you do doesn't count as a real woman, those are the only perfect ones (bar surgery) out there.

You are a prat!!!!!
The size of em boobs should be equal. . . . . . .why should one be heavier than the other?
Is your left leg longer than the right or is your right nut heavier than the left?


@ Sheniqua,

Seems i know u somewhere. . . . . . .Cant place it!!!

stillwater:
You must have serious issues to get riled by my passive, innocent and gentle comments.

Xerxes can't be moved by your comments.

debosky:
Is J-girl a SIZE ZERO as well?

J-Girl ain't no SIZE ZERO . . . . . . She is a bantamweight.

StephenP:
@topic, it's not a deformity.

U can't be too sure.
What if the right boob is THRICE as big as the left?
Is that normal?

sheniqua:
na wa o
how did you know?
you get pictures of osu and ogbanje breasts?

Nah. . . . . .Just ma gut feening.

sheniqua:
@ poster check your scrotal sac, one side must be bigger and placed higher than the other.
Most things that come in pairs in the human body are usually not exactly the same dimensions.
On some ocassions the difference will be very obvious.
My own right b* is slightly bigger than the left but my man has never noticed,no one has but I've always known it.
It's perfectly normal.

U must be an Ogbanje or Osu.

stillwater:
Huh? What do you mean?

Youse a man-eater.
A lot of geezers get riled with ur comments and who knows. . . . .few of em could be assassins!
Get a kevlar vest.

stillwater:
. . .should I be scared?

As a MAN-EATER?? Pls be very scared!!!

StephenP:
Well, she said when her uncle came to the house, they were talking in the living room. Why didn't she sit there and talk with them or eavesdrop like she did before? I think there's nothing going on but it's all in the poster's mind. After all, she doesn't like her uncle anyway so it's easy for her to be suspicious.

Valid point!!!
Thanx for nailing Jenny and Welli's coffins.

jennykadry:
how r we sure u wont tell d poster she made it up,if she comes wt solid proof @xerxes

I won't but i doubt any poster would come here to label her own mother a LovePeddler.
That would be the height of idiocy.

welli:
xerxes . . . i would kill nd deal wit d poster wit my mouth but trust me . . . if she says der's smtin den der's smtin

Welli, u are a butcher.
If she says there's nuthing, u would still scrape the uncle's willy off.

jennykadry:
correct guy prince

xerxes what if there is sthg

I reserve me comments till then.

@ Welli,

Unfaithful mum? Hot-ass uncle?
Lemme ask u this. . . . . .What would u say if the poster comes back tomorrow to say there's nothing between the her mum and and her uncle?

@ Jennykadry,

Never knew u were a butcher!!!!

@ Welli,

I am gobsmacked!!!!
Chop a geezer's cock off . . . . . What are Naija sistas turning to?
Cannibals?

jennykadry:
and when will d person be found guilty?and what makes u think d person aint guilty,wt d posters observations its obvious d person is guitly

They will be guilty once we are completely sure they are actually SHAGGING.
The poster's observation does not prove anything. . . . . She is paranoid.

welli:
xerxes . . . they ren't innocent ohhhGod 4give me 4 judgin

Keep praying!!!!
I am glad u know u have condemned this people prematurely.

jennykadry:
and if u think it has not happened please provide us wt evidence

even if uncle did not force the woman,must he be a fool to dangle wt bro's wife?

I cannot provide such evidence which takes us back to SQUARE ONE: Innocent until proven guilty!

welli:
@ xerxes hahahha.wats my biz who forced who.as long as d man's kini is half chopped nd d woman's pus*y is im satisfied that justice has taken its place.

by d way wil u eva get tired of quotin welli nd jenny?welli don make enemy tonight

I won't get tired quoting u two until i change the way u solve conundrums like this.
It is better to let an offender escape punishment than to punish a complete innocent man.

jennykadry:
@xerxes

what makes u think it has not happened yet?

If u think it has happened yet. . . .Please provide us with the evidence.

welli:
@ xerxes . . he deserves more dan that synz his kini is too big to stay between his legs.

Typical Naija women. . . . . now u wanna heap blame on the uncle!!!
Did he force the woman?

stillwater:
Lol, J-girl's (a beautiful feisty sister) is not on always. I consider her as a partner not a bodyguard. Shio who needs a bodyguard anyways? I can take care of myself

Time will tell.

jennykadry:
and what if there is something in it @xerxes

Lets wait till then. . . . . .
What's the point sharpening daggers for what hasn't happened yet?

doyin13:
hehehehehehe. . . . . .Daddy must knw the size of his brother's gbola or the width of mumm's passageway

Doyin, not tonight. . . . .
What's gbola? gbolahan?

welli:
@ xerxes . . . thread softly ni!abeg jare that uncle suppose get one eye nd half d i c k

One eye and half cock?
Hmmmmmmm. . . . . . . . . Why not castrate the uncle instead of chopping off his willy?

NubianQ:
maybe she fancies him as well. she may not give him a dirty slap it might be a dirty LAPDANCE

Lapdance? I doubt it.
This woman won't lapdance kizzack. . . . She is ready 2 shag!!!

welli:
werin go happen if i do odawise?

U might fall flat on your face. . . . . .
Rash decisions have a way of biting people's ass.
Tread softly and life becomes EASY!!!

jennykadry:
@xerxes
how r u so sure that daddy wont do anything

Dad wont do anything cos he is matured enough to know there's nuthing IN it.

girlsoswit:
He's not really my boyfriend but he claims to love me. He's rich n ready to cut his hand 4 my sake bt damn he's married. though i met him when he was still single, he has never stop disturbing my peace. Un42nately, his wife is in Lagos while he works here in Ibadan. I recently had d opportunity 2 be wit him. oh my God he was all ova me n driving me crazy from head 2 toe. It den came 2 show time bt I refused abruptly havn this in mind that if he gets down on my knees, I would bcome a cheap girl n he will respect me less. What do u guys think. I'm confused. this guy is so handsome, captivating,caring, I cud just go on. Infact he is so young compared 2 his age (he is in his 30s).

Go ahead and satisfy yourself!!!!!!
If u have got blue walls for a married man then u need deliverance.
What a joke!!!

stillwater:
Judas Iscariot's dead, who should I hire?

J-GIRL!!!!

welli:
@ xerxes nd that his brother is *sleepin wit his wife* that d wife is goin out late at night to see his brother

Did u catch em sleeping with each other or what led you to this conclusion?
Welli, be careful.

jennykadry:
find out that d mum is always seeing his brother but tell them kids a different thing

I am certain the Dad won't do anything.
He is old n matured enough to know things ain't always what it seems.

jennykadry:
y wont it affect her emotionally?her own mother and uncle?

I don't believe the story.

welli:
@ xerxes before nko?d family's happiness is at stake.what will happen if d father finds out nd dey divorce

Find out what? That his wife is picking his brother's phone calls?

stillwater:
I don't need your protection but I don't mind you shooting them

Debosky to act as your bodyguard?
You might as well hire Judas Iscariot . . . . The Canadian geezer is too grimey to be trusted.