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Another 'look at me' outburst of narcisism[Attention seeking].Grasping on straws and making feeble attempts to capitalise on the insignificant and none existent.Going to extreme proportions to create drama ,all in the pursuit of desperately needed attention.

Get a life

@ OP

The 'not -so-handsome' male tends to be nicer and real.They really appreciate and know how to treat a woman.Whereas on the other hand some goodlooking ones are too smug and cocky and the conversations can be boring  and monotonous :brain dead male bimbo comes to mind.!Its better to judge people on their personality rather than on looks or lack of them!

[quote author=dell_net link=topic=627216.msg7947464#msg7947464 date=1300598097]190 and xhosachoc is a match.[/quote] Erm, I DONT THINK SO. He has a personality defect more conspicous than the rock of Gibraltar AKA sexual identity issues which manifest themselves by the constant indecisiveness about whether he is male or female.For all i know ,very soon he will be going for gender reassignment.wtf

I only do the uber-s-exual male. I cant even put up with the so called metro se-xu-al.No offience to 190 and the respectable match maker Dell_net.

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ,
Smartass

You are 71% Rational, 86% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "backside" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

MRbrownJAY:
your profile name fits you PERFECTLY!

    I was just having a laugh!But i feel bad now,  i will hook you up with someone!

@ OP

Ignore some of these cocky 'faux intellect' posts.

Go back to the gate and wait for that woman,'accidentally' run her over and in doing that you are helping natural selection by removing her from the gene pool.

In the meantime,i have inboxed you my contact details,i can help you move on!

Ratio of eligible men to attractive ladies.You do the math and you will get the answer to why Man sharing is the new 'marriage' sans the society approval ,and oh you dont have to worry about bills,caring for someone when they are sick or divorce.Its all about having a fun relationship without having to worry about domestics!

During my placement nearly 2 years ago,One of the people i worked with was this short ,'unhandsome' and extremely dark individual,who i instantly disliked for no apparent reason.After working with him for some time he turned out to be the loveliest,down to earth and real individual i had ever clapped my eyes on.I grew so close to him(border line obsessed).When he accidentally touched me or brushed against me i just went wild,i totally took leave of all my senses.


Obviously he noticed my predicament and did not waste anytime!He took me there and then in the lab office.Standing at 5"6 he was the most well hung man i had ever seen.That was not all ,he subjected me to the wildest rawest animal passion !

For the duration of my placement(1 year) we shared the most amazing relationship.We were on the same level intellectually,emotionally ,physicall ,it was too surreal.Unfortunately he moved to the states ,i returned to uni and to my 'normal' life.We still keep in touch and i really feel he is too good for me.I shall never ever forget him,

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  I love children,its just the idea of being pregnant that puts me off.My cousin suggested i shouldnt have any kids  as i would allow my 'tainted' genes continue for time immemorial.

All the people in my village respect me as i am kind ,and helpful .I bet if you met me today you would like me too.  

ogugua88:
Why capitalise on your looks when you can be the bigger person? You don't think these people bad mouth you after a while? Lol. I tell my sister all the time. I've had zillions of offers and have said no to every single one. I don't need or want a dime for anyone and I don't care how willing they are to help. I prefer to walk with my head high on my own then to take from men and drag my name through mud in the process.

 
I see we are both passionate about our opinions on the subject.

So you do you ,and i will do me.Simples.As for the people running their mouth, or dragging my name through the mud, I am not going to lose my beauty sleep over it.If they are shallow enough to spend time discussing me then so be it.I dont give a shit  .Never have,never  will      

ogugua88:
Don't worry, if they're "smart" enough to dig money from men, they should be able to know the profession(s) of the same nature lol.

I am starting my Msc this september   I am sure i am more smart than you realise and guess what i did not even do aday's work to pay for my undergrad

In my whole 22 years(23 this year) I have never held a gun or a knife to anyone 's throat to handover their money  but they all seem to see a need to hand it over voluntarily.

I say this all the time,if you are only interested in me because of my physical appearance i will not hesitate to capitalise on my looks ,but if you are interested in me as a person and make an attempt to get to know me its a whole different ball game.

Besides if there were no 'service users' (as you perceive this as a profession)I would not have all this 'financial help' would i?I am simply providing an outlet for people with excess money to relieve the pressure on their bank accounts.I did not create the market , Simple economics

eatme:
Thank you, Thank you. You're far too kind. 

The beauty is there for sure. I have the brains of a Naija girl and the beauty of Nigerian girls born in America!

My next bill will be car related. I will start in a week or so to package the oru. I'm rocking a brand new 2010 Accord but I told him I had a 1998 Accord. So, I will start vocalizing how much wahala my car's giving me.

Who knows, I might trade in my Snoky for a Benz very soon.  

You go girl.Its great to have brains too.At least you have something to fall back on .I have no sympathy for his type, who are superficial and dont make an effort to know the real person, i just take their money.I only work to get experience otherwise at this point in time ,there is no incentive in doing a 9 to 5 ,when there is an extremely kind man ,literally dying to pay my bills!

Get the lot,cars ,clothes,shoes and savings,you never know when he is likely to become broke!Just be the innocent submissive girl they love so much!

eatme:
Today is a good day!!

He wired me $1500

I figured I'd start small.

YAY

I will wait a week or so before I send him my next bill.

Thanks ladies,

Well done.Make him pay the 'hotness fee',does he think your hotness just happens?!

Abeg ,be subtle dont get too carried away,men are not silly.If you play you cards right you will be laughing all the way to the bank.

Remember ,you have more power than NATO forces combined,seduce him until he hands over his last penny and to the point of absolute devotion.!Dont underestimate how influential a woman is over the attitudes and behaviours of men.

Keep it simple and be a very nice girl ,use your beauty(if you have it) as a bait.Happy manipulating.Bleep









































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fstranger3:
Oh yeah,

I only dated akatas for 4 yrs for paper. Which right thinking Nigerian would marry Akata, its like signing your own death warrant.

@ OP

*To fleece him as much as possible , pull the innocent submissive girl act ,pretend to be a mugu.At first decline any offers of gifts or money but talk about how you would have sent him the latest gadgets from Yankee if you could afford them

*Send a lot of pictures looking attractive,feminine and dont even wear lots of make up but make sure you look amazing and pretend to be naive and gullible but don't overdo it because he will pick up the vibes.

*Talk about how you are putting in extra shifts at work and juggling your studies , so that you dont look desperate and it will look like you are actually making an effort to be independent,that will make your human leech tendencies less obvious.

*Move slowly and dont forget to feign innocence and when you get him where you want him, cook up a sob story and get him to wire you as much money as possible,dont be greedy(or rather dont let it be obvious that you are greedy),show a lot of appreciation,do everything he says ,always ask for advice and make him feel like he is the best thing to have happened to you,open a fake FB ,email and twitter account and give him the passwords so that he will think you trust him and that will help loosen his wallet strings.

*Hey presto,you will soon be enjoying your 'gold digger status'

And oh,just hope he does not read this thread

  As i retire to catch my beauty sleep ,(abi oga is coming tommorrow) .I will leave you with words of wisdom.Chain up your men(that is if you have any) I am coming to get them.

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At least i have the mental capacity to do so.YOU?

[quote author=tpia* link=topic=586790.msg7580513#msg7580513 date=1295670110]some of these witches are even boasting of sending AIDS to their "rivals" via the useless men bonking them.

if i talk wetin dey my mouth for these men sha.[/quote]YOU STILL USELESS AT BONKING MEN AND SPEAKING OF WITCHES ,ARE YOU STILL USING JUJU ON YOUR RIVALS?dONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YO AIDS SHIT.I wILL LAY YOUR SHIT BARE

savanaha:
To be honesty I don't blame these girls for their infactuation with Nigerian men. Their own men are not much, so when they see Nigerian men they hyperventilate and hallucinate. The thing that irks me is the proud ashewo mentality, which has been destroying their country. They are competing with Niaja girls in a race we were not even aware of. Inferiority complex is not a small thing o.

Deluded arent you.Certainly we are not competing,men are free to ask out who ever they want to date.You have no monopoly over Naija men,as evidenced by their willingness to date whoever they fancy being with.Get real what makes you think you own the Naija men?

I do agree with you though,they make me hyperventilate and more I love you Naija men

savanaha:
Based on the description of yourself dear. You can't portray yourself a certain way and then cry when you are assessed on how you portray yourself.
I have actually gone to one of the aforementioned Southern African countries and worked with people. I learned that there is a culture where it is accepted for men to have mistresses and cheat regularly on their wives. Which often results in the men coming back and infecting their wives with things such as AIDS.  "My chronic paranoia with the whole issue. . . [and] deep rooted issue" is that you are one of the women who proudly bring issues into a family to the point that some children later lose both their parents to AIDS. It is a story I heard over and over again!! That is what I am "subliminally trying to tell" you.

Now answer this . . .https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=589221.msg7573550#msg7573550. . . question.

Your moist comment about  infidelity in southern Africa is redundant,like the opinions of its writer   ,does infidelity not happen in the whole world,how biased can you get?


The issue at hand which you are desperately trying to avoid is the reason why you are unhealthily obsessed by Aids ,Cheating ,Whoring etc.One could swear its your native language.I bet you are dealing with such issues on a personal level.    

Time to heal is now ,you are not getting any younger ,you need some counselling.Clinical hypnotherapy ,medical  hypnosis or in your case the most relevant might be juju.NL is a forum for debates not an outlet for traumatised sexually challenged savannahs.
Did you know Savannah is a kind of alcoholic drink?Man i used to get wasted on savannah when i was in capetown ,those were the wild days

It does not necessarily happen there.I dont condone violence but in my case the person consents to being beaten so i feel its ok to do it!

stuffs4me:
@ xhosachoc
your man is fendom. he's kind are few. dont imagine he represent the generality of men.^{He’s a disgrace to men}

lol its a form of pre-intimacy/horseplay ,he is gentleman,wouldnt hurt a fly . i on the other hand am to blame,i like to push boundaries and he lets me get away with it ,I think he secretly enjoys being dominated every once in a while!

savanaha:
O.K  Logitech!!! Hahahahah!!!! Oh no I guess I hit a nerve. Do you also get payed as an Attention LovePeddler (A.W)??  As an A.W you don't have to worry about S.T.Ds Don't cry just get treatment. You still haven't addressed. . .https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=589221.msg7573550#msg7573550

You seem well versed in the subject.(Whoring and STIs.)Why do you think that is?Do you think your fascination with with sexually transmitted disease and whoring is healthy?YouR chronic paranoia with the whole issue is a sign of some deep rooted issue.Is there something you are subliminally trying to tell us?    

savanaha:
I am sorry that none of your Zim AIDS have not come to your rescue. Maybe they are busy opening their legs.

I am doing the NL grave yard shift with you, no pun intended!The others are giving your men AIDS

lol i have no time for people like you.Your type do not use logic(i bet its rocket science to you).You always try to move away from the topic at hand and bring in a lot of haphazard mumbo jumbo into the picture.

By the way, You are my new AIDS friend ,you probably dont know it yet!Ask your man whose ass he has been tapping!

savanaha:
I see what you mean

Savannah, most adults are capable of debating and standing on their own two feet,but you on the other hand move in safety of numbers.As an adult you should be able to form your own opinion and not rely on your croonies.Cyber bullies!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=586790.msg7580280#msg7580280 date=1295663694]If you don't look bothered, then why bother quoting me Don't worry Missy, it wasn't for you anyway cos i knew it will fly over your head Right where was I, back to business, countdown till . . . [/quote]Pot kettle black.Who is quoting who?Business? Yahoo yahoo u mean?

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Tpia  trivial,thick headed ,pointless ,out to lunch 'wisdom' for the day.    Isnt she cute? 

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=586790.msg7580178#msg7580178 date=1295661504] This is now veering into borderline sinister territory [/quote]Decipher it in what ever way you like Do i look bovvered?