₦airaland Forum

Wizzy and Davido are already millionaires in USD. Both are accomplished musicians with families and children that they’re responsible for. Both are Yorubas. And both are Nigerians. If Nigeria implodes on itself today, both of them would be out of Nigeria before you quarreling fans know it! Make una no go hustle, okay. Be there shouting Wizzy this, Davido that!

I hear they’re delicious. Would love to try kangaroo meat.

Putin -the cretinous bloodthirsty zombie is like a drowning man clutching straws for survival since his invasion of Ukraine hasn’t panned out the way he had anticipated.

GodSaklek:
Nearly half of all African countries abstained or did not vote at all in both UN General Assembly votes seeking Russian ceasefire.



https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1509704600454115331?s=19

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/3/31/us-wants-strong-african-response-to-russian-aggression

The figure you mentioned is wrong. 141 of the 193 member states of the UN, the vote became only a first in 40 years when the General Assembly has sat and passed a resolution to reprimand a member’s aggression. Seventeen African countries on Wednesday abstained from voting as the UN General Assembly overwhelmingly voted to condemn Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, signalling further international pressure on Moscow.

Our leaders are the problem of Nigeria! They’re the ones sympathizing with terrorists! Some politicians have been fingered as financiers of terrorist groups. Some have been pictured with terrorists. Some have referred to terrorists as “businessmen”! Our problems lie with our leaders!

Some Nigerians are like their government - always quick to pass the buck rather than facing their challenges and failures head-on! Our president is an open sympathizer of terrorists - a designation President Buhari is slow to use, or rarely uses! Stop blaming other countries for the failure called Nigeria.

Hailleys:
Help! I am about to finish my 300L stage in one of Nigeria state polytechnics but I am losing many opportunities due to my inability to speak fluently in English language. Although, I am good in typing/writing and I can compose my self in good English in my brain but it is very difficult whenever I open my mouth.
Any suggestion for improvement are welcome.
Thanks Nairalanders.

Go to YouTube ( search for RP English), join local English speaking clubs ( English corners) where people practice speaking English for fun, learn English tenses ( they’re very important), practice making simple and short sentences, talk to yourself as often as possible (do it whenever you’re alone lest people begin to think you’ve gone cuckoo). Good luck!

Mooh247:



Who English help....

How many Chinese Engineers can speak fluent English....

Well if you intend to get proficient in English, then download Duolingo , Memrise or FluentU applications for Android and learn on your own at your leisure time

Ohh!! And which state Polytechnic uses "300 Level" as against HND1

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Mandarin ( Putonghua) is the official language of China. In Nigeria, English is the official language. Most Chinese expats (not labourers) recruited for overseas jobs in English speaking countries usually take English language immersion classes.

Ekejoestar:
It's a pity that some people are attacking the victim. Chai

The man should have given the armed robbers the car key(s). Chances are the car would be found. And if it’s not found, chances are he would buy a better car in the future. Life over everything else. May his killers die miserably and painfully.

Their wahala! Putin and Zelensky fit go hug transformer if them like. I’m done with them cos neither of them truthfully care about Africa. The same goes for the US, the UK, France, China etc. None of them sincerely care about Africa. All of them dey chop African and chop mouth! Let’s focus of the issues beleaguering Nigeria!

Good! When will Africa truly be for Africans? Travelling and doing business within Africa is often daunting because of unnecessary visa requirements, and difficulties in setting up businesses outside of one’s borders. Till this day African countries do not have a unified regional currency that would ease the difficulties in making payments across Africa. Oyibo like themselves!

Amaechi wants to cash out! Nigerian leaders, ministers, politicians and policy makers are evil! EVIL in capital letters! Didn’t Amaechi see in China how train tacks are protected with barricade and razor meshes? Honestly, Nigeria is on a free cruise. And it WILL continue this way until Nigerians wake up from their mumu-ism!

Whatever America, EU, China… decide to do is their cuppa, not ours. These past few have been hell for Nigerians with terrorists unleashing carnage and killing scores of people with brazen impunity! I no longer give a f.uck about the Russia - Ukraine war. Buhari, the terrorist sympathizer in chief of Nigeria and his marauding bandwagon of terrorist sympathizers and financiers are leading this once great country into an almost irreversible doom! Nigerians, should wake up!

JEWELofHELL666:
This is an unpopular opinion, but it's the truth. Chinelo caused her own death.

As a medical doctor, she should know better that a gunshot wound is a medical emergency that requires basic first aid applications like stopping the bleeding, using hand, cloth, etc.

But what did she do? She decided to chase clout by opening her Twitter application and going through the stress of typing "I'm in the train. I have been shot, please pray for me."

This is a bad first aid practice. It changed a lot. The hand she should have used to stop the bleeding was used to call for prayers on Twitter. To her, her followers' superstitious prayers are more effective than first aid.

May her soul rest in peace.

That was extremely insensitive of you. The nonsensical piece you wrote up there is devoid of any iota of empathy! Some of you mindless and senseless ‘things’ would write controversial pieces just to get likes and shares - things that do not add any real values to you. May God have mercy on you and those you liked your post.

Buhari - The Terrorist in Chief. El-rufai - The Deputy Terrorist in Chief. Una and all terrorists sympathizers will die miserably!

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sekundosekundo:
That's your business.

No be quarrel. No vex!

chatinent:
How is this too much?

Their mates in China are already making bots for Messenger, radios and transmitters, moving and flying automobiles and you are here complaining that these simple questions are too much for sb in primary school.

Little wonder, an average SS3 Nigerian student will be misplacing pronouns when there are two nouns, male and female, which are supposed to be modified using their pronouns.... “Nneoma say you should Mike give she book.”

Really? In China, pupils in public schools begin computer lessons in third grade when they’re eight years old. However some after-school centres do enroll first and second graders into their robotic programmes where kids are taught how to use little blocks to make most and objects.

kiddkash:
after robbing people dry

Those f.uckers plundered Libya of her gold reserves! One of the most painful atrocities ever committed in Africa was the modern day destruction of Libya. Evil!

sekundosekundo:
I didn't travel to these places at a streach, I only posted some of the places I hv visited in China.
For my pics, that's impossible here.

My guy! I know you’re trying to pull wool over our eyes, but carry go nothing do you.

Eriokanmi:
Let him lose it. Bkack man and misbehaviour everywhere. It's in the DNA. They migrated to the USA over 300 years ago yet, that black man's character has never eluded them...DNA is so strong my people. If you go to the USA, in spite of their exposure and the fact that many of them have never been to Africa in their entire life since their great-great grannies migrated as a result of slavery to the USA, they still behave like Africans.

No white man wouid behave like will Smith had done. He'd just walk away to avoid embarrassment. Their name means a lot to them so, they guide it jealously. I wish Smith could lose the Oscar to serve as a deterrent to others.

Hello, ‘Whiteman’! Did you really mean the balderdash you wrote up there or was that an attempt at sarcasm? What do you say about white men who carry out mass shootings? How about the Eipsteins and Weinsteins who groom minors for their twisted sexual fantasies? Will Smith’s action was flat out wrong, he should have been able to control his temper considering he’s a public figure. But then people react differently when faced with unpleasant situations. In 2017, Chris Rock, while hosting an award show took a swipe at Jada ( it’s on YouTube). So, Will hearing his wife being ridiculed again by Chris must have rattled and upset him, don’t you think?

Transcriber:
are you Chinese?

Nope! But I have family members who are Chinese.

sekundosekundo:
I left Danba village two months ago, Wuyuan County, Jiangxi Province,
Niujie Village, Luoping County, Yunnan Province,
Zhaoping County, Guangxi Province,
Shengcun Village, Yunnan Province.

China is my second home.

Two months ago was about the time the Spring Festival was being celebrated. Your return ticket to Nigeria must have been expensive at that time. Let me get this straight, so you left Jiangxi for Yunnan, then to Guangxi, and back to Yunnan. Wow! You sure did some traveling, didn’t you? The places you visited have some of the most amazing tourist sites, and some of the distinct ethnic minorities in China. If you don’t mind, may we see some of the photos you took? Cheers!

sekundosekundo:


I have eaten Bosh food in China severally.

You need to see how they prepare lizards for meal.

Where exactly in China did you see people please preparing lizards for a meal? Which city, town, village or province?

Isn’t Putin canceling’ Ukrainian cultures through the bombing of Ukraine, and the senseless killings of Ukrainians both old and young?

Op, you lie pass Lai Mohammed! You thief pictures from another person thread take start your own cos you want spite America! Na so Putin worshippers dey covetous

lomprico:
Japan no get army

Although Japan isn’t legally allowed to have a military due to her past atrocities, Japan has a very formidable Army, Navy and Air Force called The Japanese Self-Defense Forces. Japan has one of the largest military budgets in the world which places her fifth globally in overall military power after the US, Russia, China, and India.

Rest In Peace young lady. May your killers be caught and killed. Humanity failed you. The gov’t also failed you. If the Nigerian gov’t had prioritized the lives and properties of Nigerians, CCTV cameras would have been installed in every parts of this once great country. Nigerians are robbed and killed in cities, towns and villages with the culprits most often than not never caught. Until Nigerians begin to hold the councilors, local gov’t chairpersons, legislators, senators, governors and president accountable nothing’s going to change.

francisisking:
you are a coward and a keyboard warrior... you are running a way from real chance to help those you side with since you care for them so much.

Have you taken up arms for Russia yet? If you haven’t then you’re bigger coward ever!

francisisking:
you can also apply as a mercenary the door is open freely for you.

Francis! Francis are usually smart people. No fall hands oooo! I’m Nigerian-centric! Ukraine and Russia wahala shouldn’t concern us! Have a good one!

francisisking:
let NATO put boots on ground in form of peacekeeping or declare a no fly zone fes... I want to check something.

You’re always checking something ;.

sangresan:
Is it that Nairaland is full of toddlers and stark illiterates?

Ukraine has the third largest army in Europe and it has been preparing for this invasion for 7 years at least. If you cannot process this simple information, then you don't have any business on this thread.

Toddlers! Stark illiterates! Please! You sound like a disgruntled bimbo who’s been left hanging on her first date! And who doesn’t know Ukraine has the third largest army in Europe? A number that is significantly dwarfed by the Russian army I must say! Have a good one, professor ITK!