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ChopBellefull:
Atimes some ladies can choose to act funny....
Derz ds babe hv known for close to 2 mnths we chat and had a snappy date once..
Only for me to see her in a bus two days ago.. And i was like "what's up babe, so u dey my back since nd u no holla me?"
D response she gave me shook my bladder and kidney..
She said " hello hv we met b4" I still think say na play o i kon say babe y u dey whine na.. D nxt tin b say Mr please u r disturbing me, i dont know you" pple for bus kon dey look me..
I was so embarrassed. Guys share yours too. I no sure say person own pass my own

DAT one no be embarrassment na.

You don find babe go house make her mum shout "Thief" on top ur head?

Who say black no fine?

Not all Scorpion's sting can kill, believe me, this particular one will kill a human.

lovelygurl:
Loool she couldn't find the other 1, that's why

I am sure she didn't know that people will notice.

I see Oshiomole

ihe77382:
if truely u want to earn big, then check details and smile with the rest

U will be banned.

I don't know of number 3, but I am sure my governor's convoy obeys only number 2 and disobeys all others.

me, I no get the mind to intasapt in to anywhere, abeg.

Jamo90:
I don't usually comment on this site. I have no choice here. I've really learnt a lot from you. May God bless you and your family. That's all. I'm short of words.

We all learn everyday, our parents have tried, we should build on the basic training/lessons they gave to us.

GOD BLESS your entire household real big. AMEN.

hero2000:
That one na sayo place. The places listed are place kids and adults can visit.

oh! ok


....anyway

411 should be on that list.

nija80:
Reminded me of Late Gen Adisa ex minister of works.was asked by the panel why do you weep when in front of Abacha ,He Retorted that why will i not weep,even our lord Jesus Christ wept

I remember one of his interviews I saw on TV, he said more than that, the man was so so factual.

tweetsme:
I love hearing how people pronounce the Oba's Name. it tickles my ear. Long Live Oba Enitan Adeyeye Oguwunsi Ojaja. Hope I got it right?

yeah, u only copy and pasted, u did it right.

Hmm, that VC will be recommended for a better position after his tenure as the VC.



Tell me, why wouldn't Ooni's list supersede the merit ?

I no talk pass that one oo.

samuel900:
WHY ON EARTH WILL BUHARI GIVE US OLOYEDE WHO STUDY ISLAMIC OVER A PROFESSOR IN EXAM AND RECORD? OLOYEDE DOESN'T QUALIFY FOR THE JOB...MY SISTER LEFT REGISTRATION CENTRE 11PM AT JAMB OFFICE AKURE, ONDO STATE. WHY WOULD CAFE BE STOPPED FROM REGISTERING STUDENT?

if u were educated, you could have understood what I intend to type; but, I wouldn't waste my time doing so.

I pray they don't become a target to those evil suicide bombers.

Because as it is, these innocent students are the boko that is haram.

Reference:
Typical black man.

A proud one sef.

They found expended bullet(s) service pistol and so on; what else? Dem think say na snake bite am?

Go and bury him and let his soul rest in peace, abeg!

These ones never even buy application form, for where Obaseki's God mothers dey.

Una no go even fit see them with your naked eyes sef.

which autopsy again?

just go and bury the remains and let him rest.

Meanwhile, he was the Chief Servant of the state.

dainformant:
Here are photos of the Fleet Commander, Western Naval Command, Apapa, Lagos State, Rear Admiral Daniel Ikoli, who was found dead in a pool of blood at his residence in the Apapa area of Lagos. It was learnt that a service pistol, expended and live ammunition, were recovered at the scene by police detectives who visited the residence.

It was believed that Admiral Ikoli shot himself dead.

It was gathered that he lived with his house boy. His wife stays in Abuja, while his children are schooling abroad.

Ikoli, who was Commander, Nigerian Navy Ship (NNS) BEECROFT and later appointed into the presidential committee on the probe of arms deal, was said to have been found in a pool of his blood.

It was gathered that the naval officer left the office, on Tuesday afternoon, after complaining he was not feeling too well. It was also gathered that Admiral Ikoli was battling an undisclosed illness, which made him lose weight.

It was also gathered that the deceased was suffering from depression caused by the high dollar rate and unavailability Foreign Exchange (FOREX) for his children’s tuition.

adon biliv dat.

Na by force to school abroad ?
Are there no cheaper and good schools in nigeria again?

Don't give me that as a reason for suicide.

AutoReportNG:
An English adage says "Ignorance is not an excuse in the court of law". Most times it is quite expedient we know the rules and regulations of how institutions work and if they work, how they operate. The Federal Road Safety Commission has released its fine list of rules and if you are found wanting, you have to pay or better still have

your car compound.

We bring to you some FRSC fine lists and how much to pay in case you found yourself breaking such. Don't let anyone scam you!!

It isn't easy to be 100% clean and off their sheet. No worries, they now collect bribes just like police, instead of having my car compound, or in their compound ; I'ld rather bribe.

what was the boy holding in his hands?
maybe that thing get electricity wey dey shock those beasts for body....if not, how come croc go free correct meal like that?

ariesbull:
I love you

Sincerely, this life is so simple; and we should treat it as such.

Thanks.
May GOD love and bless you more.

Early 2000, I was working in a very known bank, my branch was somewhere far in the north.

One faithful day, a typical hausa man walked into the bank on a busy Monday morning, he appeared a lil dirty with babariga, nicker and bathroom slippers; he walked to a staff and spoke in hausa language.
Hausa man: How can I open a pocket to keep money here? (in hausa language)

The staff he was talking to understood what he meant, but most bankers sabi form fake levels (I don't do that), The first staff he met wasn't an hausa by tribe but understands and speaks hausa well, the guy just directed the man to another lady(staff) who was from the western part of the country, he directed the man to her not to assist but to have a share of the fun.

The hausa man said the same thing in hausa to the lady
"How can I open a pocket to keep money here".
She burst into laughter uncontrollably and pointed to another lady for him to go and say the same thing to her, I noticed this thrash from my desk and walked up to the man while he was walking to the third person he was directed to.

I greeted him in a traditional manner and with smiles, I asked how I can help him, he responded in hausa, and from that moment, I communicated with him in hausa.

He said the same 'pocket' thing to me and I ushered him to sit on the guest seat at my desk.

I got him a cup of tea from which I also seaped.
He later opened up to me that he wanted to 'keep' 10,000naira in the bank.
I showed some excitement and said YES, it's a good idea, but I will appreciate he 'keep' more than Ten thousand.
To cut the story short, this same man made an initial deposit of 7million naira that morning, but I made sure that the first staff he met was the one who carried all the boxes of money from his car into the bulk room (while I wan doing this, the man smiled, gave me a thumbs up sign and pinched my ear) two days later, he invited me to his house, I met his wives and children (two of which were Masters student in the UK) and one a college student in US. I later left with another 4million cool naira to 'keep' for him.
This man later had several hundreds of millions in his 'bank pocket', which were in my care.

We became family friends, he was so connected to the who-is-who in the state; I used his influence to get jobs for 4 of my family members and 1 friend, all in FG establishments.

But, he forced me to remain in the bank, each time I get better offer. He told the regional manager that he will withdraw all he has in the bank once his brother(na me be dat oo) leaves.
So, that made the bank to increase my pay speedily even b4 due time.


Believe me, when someone walks into the bank with a well starched native and tailored suit the person might be a begger. Same goes the other way round.


LESSON: Never look down on ANY HUMAN.

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