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All I see is one man trying to spoil another man's market.

... and the man is vexed.

Her mother caused it... too much wearing of eye lids abi na eye lashes; that color-color thing wey babes dey wear for dem eye.

If Ibu smiles or laughs, you wouldn't like his face.
But if he bone his face, u will be forced to laugh.

martyns303:
So much has changed,

this woman used to have a very dirty skin

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How she had managed to mentain such a flat stomach and nice hips after child birth is just admirable.....

u don follo am enter bathroom b4, how u take know?

EgunMogaji:
Yeah she's aight but it's still Fathia that I want to impregnate.

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4861839/0459726996-w900-h600/fathia.jpg

Why?
That pompous, proud and arrogant tout in bleached skin?
Have a rethink, pls.

The same reason yorubas are numerous in the baptist and few easterners.

jimi4us:
Yolobads will be hiding right now, but when he leaves for Abuja, they will start beating their chest.

Your head is not correct.

Oloriburuku somebody.

God, please don't let me have the money that will make me run mentally ill.

... and everything was blue.

Na wa for Chelsea fanz.

Dangote inclusive.

folarinmiles:
@d first pic
Have you seen an obuko(billy goat) licking urine before?

una no go kill person with laughter.

Weeeeetin?

Na Hitler War dem dey fight?

Even some countries don't have this much in their arsenal.

na joke oo

Which kain tin be dis?

How come her husband is comfortable with this pic flying over the internet.

Thank you.

Pls don't turn their (Don Jazzy and Iyanya) back against each other as you did for D'banj.

Face your work o.

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Chai!

I was a heavy smoker, I smoke while reading, I don't know the psych behind that, but it really helped me.

Due to this, I prefer reading in secluded places.
One Sunday morning, I was far in a bush under a tree, I had my table and chair there.
Anyone approaching will not see me, but I would have seen the person several meters away.
This sunday morning, while reading in the bush, this SU lady walked straight to my front, dropped her bible on the floor, removed all her clothes and pooped right in front of me.
I never made a sound, I kept on reading, when she finished, she wore her clothes, picked up her bilble, as she looked forward she saw me and screamed JESUS, I then carried my eyes from my book, stretched my hand to pick another stick, lit and continued reading.
It was my calmness that gave her the courage, she then walked to me, asked what I was doing, why I was smoking and all that.

She tried preaching, but discovered that I was the one reading each verse of the bible she begins.

We met monday morning, we talked more.... many things later happened.
I invited her to my fellowship where she discovered that I was also a 'Church Boy'/instrumentalist; we later fell in love, she said because I didn't harass or molest her in the bush. (Why will I do such?)

Our Love Started In The Bush.

@ OP

My friend sharap dia.

And what was Jega's response that day?

Agreed, but Jona ruined the sinking ship a was just patching it. Now, we are facing the consequences.

I wonder how much Morell paid nairaland for this lies publicity stunt.

Me, I no know Morell.

oh, really?

I was thinking it was Mrs Ajayi Obe Chukura SAN.

Anyway, congrats to the ICON.

In as much as I wouldn't like to blame the Army's decision on that.

It's painful, especially the fact that this trained weapon handler will like to survive.
Soldiers are highly disciplined sha.... if to say na police...highway arned robbers don get another shooter be dat.

Archaa:
.See their knuckles chaii...



..these ones done bleach tire
...I must look beautiful

Where is she working

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In zha falace, in zhe ozher room.

No wonder my 100mb just dey disappear anyhow within 1 hour.

When I call customer care, they ask 'have you been using Watsapp in the last 1 hour?'

Believe me, that's when situations arises.

Situations where it will be urgent and necessary to use a camera.

Mtchseeew!

Na oyinbo dey kill us.

Talking to him and then reporting the situation to few bosses is the best you can do.

Guy, maybe the CEO is your colleagues uncle's brother's father's brother's uncle.

Just face your work and mind your business.

The day that red lexus enter naija, all the bumper go break finish , even without driving it sef.

Despite that, Dino will want to acquire it.

What if the owner of the house decided to make use of the chimney just the day he got stuck, and hot carbon and/hydrocarbon is emitted from there?

He for don roast finish.

Barawo!

That woman must have been so beautiful while alive.


What a culture; what a tradition; what a believe.

I wonder how that tree scents to neutralize the smell of the rott.

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Thought we talking mothers here.
Not some Casino stuff.

Whenever me or my siblings accompany her to anybody's home.
We dare not eat or drink whatever we are served, annoyingly those biscuits/drinks or whatever will have a nice aroma and inviting.
If the host ask us (the kids) whether we are hungry, we dare not say 'YES'.
My mother will only look at us with that pinching eye-look. And anyone who doesn't comply with her go chop serious beating when we reach house.


Today, it's part of us all. We hardly eat when on a brief visit to someone not too close/intimate.

Thank you mum, we thought you were just wicked, now we realise that you did well, you trained us properly.

Thank You Mum.

MrEgbegbe:

Driving school and then issued a certificate of proficiency and also take a Driving test in Nigeria before they issue you a driver's license ??

Tell me this is a joke

How many of you went to a driving school and also did driving test before you got your driving license in Nigeria

Don't lie

Even people from the Northern and southern states of the USA like Maine, Montana, Alabama and South Carolina don't drive with drivers license

Is that appropriate?
Because that happens in those parts of the US as u said; therefore we should do same.

Don't pamper your abnormalities. Deal with them.