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KillaBeans:ask Oba Rilwanu Akiolu of Lagos. The silly man f the year. |
Let's include the lagoon |
Or "die in the lagoon"....... Like I care |
I envy Oba Mumu Olodo Akiolu |
wakacome:. Fine man |
GEJ conceded defeat, and a common Oba can't take the responsibility of his careless rants and apologize ? Chai Yorubas....... SMH |
ChinemeOkpan:At least he is better than your Father. that's if you know him ChinemeOkpan: Very sad end . All his so called friends have absconded. ![]() He had the opportunity to improve the lives of Nigerians. He had the opportunity to effect change. He had the opportunity to be a great President. [b]But he destroyed his administration and his name by listening to sycophants and by engaging in extreme corrupt practices. Goodluck Jonathan gave Nigerians nothing but Badluck God speed to OtuekeAt least he is better than your Father. that's if you know him [/b] ChinemeOkpan:At least he is better than your Father. that's if you know who your father is o |
Yorubas!!!!!!!!! SMH |
BlackGirlsCode:We are no dogs..... So how would we bite? |
Yorubas!!!!!! Bark dogs for the north. |
Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/result-from-abuja/   BY LAIDE AKINBOADE- OREIRE This is the confirmed election result of 2 voting points out of the 3 voting point in Government Secondary school, Lugbe, Abuja 1st voting point: Reps: PDP 60, APC 39, APGA 37, LABOUR 3.  Senate: APC 47, PDP 77, APGA 17, SDP 1, invalid 3. Presidential: APC 47, PDP 91, IDC 1, SDP 1, APGA 4. Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/result-from-abuja/ 2nd voting point: Reps: Labour 5, APC 34, APGA 23, PDP 58, Invalid 2. Senate: APC 32, APGA 10, PDP 82. Presidency: APC 33, PDP 90, Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/result-from-abuja/ |
Thugs Hijacked Ballot Boxes from two polling units at the exact spot where Gov. Rotimi Amaechi was allegedly attacked on Thursday Thugs over powered the security men stationed at Rumuolumeni town hall and another polling units poles away from the town hall and made away with it. To my surprise the voters were cheering them. Although before more armed mobile police men could come the thugs have already gone. |
dave2meek:No I didnt watch. |
SimpleJetty:I better be a standing one. |
dave2meek:I will give you my phone to use and cover it. |
dave2meek:How do you expect me to go that close as bullet is flying everywhere. I tried to get close but I can't risk it |
Gov. Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State was this evening attacked by akatali Rumuolumeni youths this evening. Amaechi was seen walking through the youths with his security men shooting sporadically. Photo is not clear as everyone is running to safety
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A P C has been consistent in saying that PDP has ruled Nigeria for 16 disastrous years in which corruption, impunity, insurgency, armed robbery and several ills of society held sway. But at a very close look at the APC, I am seeing: 1)Rotimi Amaechi – 8 years speaker; 7 year, Governor under PDP. 2)Atiku Abubakar – 8 years Vice president under PDP. 3)George Akume – 8 years Governor under PDP. 4)Bukola Saraki – 8 years Governor; 2 years, Senator under PDP. 5)Timipre Sylver – 4 years Governor under PDP. 6)Audu Ogbe – 2 years National Chairman of the PDP. 7)Aminu Masari – 4 years as the Speaker, House of Representatives under PDP. Chris Ngige – 3 years Governor under PDP. 9)Rabiu Kwankwaso – 7 years Governor; 3 years Defense minister under PDP. 10)El Rufai – 4 years FCT Minister; 2 years BPE Chairman under PDP. 11)Tambuwal-3years as Speaker House of Reps under PDP; and to cap it all, Obasanjo is the navigator of the APC, a man who spent 8 of the disastrous 16 years as the maximum ruler of Nigeria. It is now clear that APC is a waste basket of the PDP, where the people who created and perpetuated the 16 disastrous years are now dumped. So where is the change coming from? Are they now saints because they joined APC? |
Obinna Agomuo: Please let no one crucify me on this post. Igbos' seem to be the architect of their own fall. Any Igbo man or woman who cast and put his vote for Buhari is not suppose to be call an Igbo man again, have we forgotten our history so soon, can we point to any federal presence in the East? Today in Nigeria politics, whether we like it or not, Identity is and have remain to be a big factor, where is our politicians, I mean those who represent us in the larger Nigerian politics, they are all looking for their selfish interest. Joining APC will mean giving power back to the muslim North (who have been telling us that they are born to rule and that no Igbo man will ever rule Nigeria) and the North will give it back to the West, and it will continue like that. Power is taken and not given. We must show to Nigerians that we have the number to change things in Nigeria ie when we speak with one voice. For other Nigerians to take us serious, we must as a matter of urgency do things as one people and forget about this ego things for once. Let us support President Goodluck now, It will show to Nigerians that Igbos’ means business now. Our vote is our only power now. Please vote wisely and vote for the development of the Igbo man. Buhari and APC will not develop our land for us. They will rather see us as tools to be used and dumped. Let us remember what Ahmadu Bello told his people as captured in parrot Newspapers then. “"The new nation called Nigeria should be an estate of our great grandfather Othman Dan Fodio. We must ruthlessly prevent a change of power. We use the minorities in the north as willing tools and the south as a conquered territory and never allow them to rule over us and never allow them to have control over their future." – Parrot Newspaper October 12, 1960. Sir Ahmadu Bello. Do you wish to be used as a tool and dumped by the muslim north or do you wish to start to a say in the affairs of your destiny, the time to decide is now |
HANDS TIED. By Princess Chidinma Edozieuno edozieunoc@yahoo.com The state is in a state of emergency. The rate at which women are killed and butchered with some part of their body cut off is on the increase, with an unidentified killer roaming round the city looking for more souls to kill. Detective Michael wished that God had given him an ugly look and a dull brain instead of giving him a handsome body and a sharp brain with the inability to satisfy a woman sexually (he has never gained an erection) which has affected his social life so seriously. No woman has ever been with him up to three months. Antonio on the other hand is a handsome, young man and energetic man who looks quiet and innocent with a strong libido that could only be compared to the prowess of a he goat. Antonio is a man-eating monster who started eating human flesh at a very young age, he started with females and he continued with them. He has a way of getting to his prey, he would make them fall in love with him, make them see him as a harmless guy and when they least expect he would kill them. He never dated for up to five months before he carries out this act, however he doesn’t approach these girls they are always after him. His first victim was Becky whom he killed and hid her body while they were playing in the woods .Becky’s body was not found until after two weeks with no killer identified after the investigation, his second victim was his single mother (GERTRUDE) who was the architect of his love for human flesh, his love for human flesh was stirred up as a result of the bed time stories of man eating monsters that Gertrude usually tells him. He killed her in their rich isolated farm land and from there he became an expert in the act and had no heart for so many years later, brutal killing and dumping of some part of dead females between the range of eighteen to fifty (18-50) became the order of the day with so many investigations going on and yet no clear killer was caught. Antonio killed CLARA the only daughter of HENRY, a business tycoon .Clara has been addicted to sex for years. Her father knew about this and he wasn’t happy about it but each time he tries stopping her by keeping her grounded in the house she turns out to be worst. He paid ANGELINA to guard her against the unidentified killer of females whom autopsy results proves that he always had sexual intercourse with his victims before he kills them. On the day of Clara’s death Antonio sped off in a saloon car with her immediately, she asked her body guard to get something she said she forgot in the supermarket .Out of Clara’s lustful desire she didn't call for help thinking that Antonio was looking for a place to heat her up as he never enjoys doing it in a place that is not conducive for it. Angelina who was unable to catch up with them since Antonio was on a high speed called Clara’s father for assistance. HENRY was angry but planned to deal with her daughter when she arrived. He promised to make her grounded until she learnt her lesson by being obedient .Antonio took Clara to a lonely place, had sex with her and then killed her. He hid her in the flowers with her breast cut off and left for his house which is unknown to Angelina. The next day Henry saw his daughter’s lifeless body on the TV screen he was devastated. He called in the police who later arrested Antonio in a pub for questioning. He was questioned but no evidence of Clara’s death was found. The police did an autopsy on Clara to see if his fingerprints would appear as the killer but it didn’t (because Antonio always washed his hands with some substance whenever he wants to embark on such act). Antonio told the police that he truly sped off with her but he dropped her on the way when she ordered him to. The police granted him bail. Still in doubt, HENRY paid detective Michael to investigate secretly into the matter without letting so many people know apart from themselves for the fear that some one might leak it to Antonio. Detective Michael started investigating with the statement that Antonio wrote when he was arrested over Clara’s death, which helped him find Antonio’s home town which he travelled to at once. the three months he spent in Antonio’s home town was spent hiding his identity, making friends, talking to them about the killing that's been happening in the city where he came from and in-turn they told him that they once experienced it in 1992 but it stopped in 1996 and that is the exact time the killing started in the city. Detective Michael saw it as a punishment to the women folk and he seems to like it becauses he had been treated badly by girls in the past. He reported back that Antonio knew nothing about the killing; it never occurred to him that his twenty-five year old sister might also fall into the trap of this man eating monster. Four months after the investigation Michael’s only sister called to tell him she now has a boy friend and would like to introduce him to him. he promised to come over and have a get together party with them, it was at the party that he realized that the person his sister was dating is Antonio .he got angry immediately he saw him, he warned him to stay off Annabel whom did not take his words likely. She warned him to live her house and never disturb her relationship with Antonio because he couldn't bring up a good reason for asking her to leave her almost perfect relationship. After the incident the relationship between the two siblings became unstable and Michael was not at peace with it cause he needed to get closer to his sister and find out how long she has been into the relationship in order to calculate the duration logically and know when Antonio would want to carry out his evil act so that he would catch him in the act with a fresh evidence that he would show to the police that will eventually put him behind bars (the old one will implicate him). He pretended to have had a change of heart towards the relationship which eventually worked. (Annabel believed him) Annabel told him everything about her relationship including the day she started dating Antonio. Then he started planning, he planned everything in such a way that he would work over time so that at the end of the four months he would go on leave and have enough time to bodyguard his sister secretly .Unfortunately for Michael his plan did not work because the police noticed his (in-sincere) hard work and decided to reward him as the map man of the year award. The map man of the year award is an award that is been given to men in the police force whose record has shown to have worked tirelessly in the police force. Once it has been bestowed on someone he cannot refuse it or retire at that moment because is an insult to the police force and the map man must leave for the camp the next day whether you are prepared or not .He was to leave for the camp where he would stay for three months training and encouraging the youngsters about to be recruited into the police force. Two days after Annabel’s relationship with Antonio became five months old. Michael lost concentration in the camp. The commissioner of police got information that detective Michael was no longer doing the job he was sent to do in the camp. So he left for the camp immediately to go talk some sense into Michael. The commissioner got to the camp and started advising Michael, while advising Michael on how to take things easy, Michaels mind was busy pondering on how to run out of the camp with the commissioner’s jeep which wasn't far from the camp to go and save his sister whom might be pleading for her life at the moment. all of a sudden a strange feeling of fear gripped Michael that made him feel that something bad was happening to his sister and truly something bad was about happening to her. Antonio is about to do to her what he has done to so many girls, but hers is a bit different because he had taken her to his home town so that she wouldn't be located so easily by her brother. In a blink of an eye Michael snatched the commissioner’s car keys and ran away with his car. The commissioner radioed all stations around Michaels’ place to go in search of him immediately. After hiding in the shadow of a harmless guy for five months Antonio decided to show Annabel his true self, after his normal way of taking the girls to cloud nine, he started showing her the other side of the game hitting her on the wall as much as he can to get her tired .Michael rushed to Annabel’s house but couldn't find her, he rushed to Antonio’s house but still couldn't find them and so he left for his own house immediately to get the map he used in locating Antonio’s hometown while investigating him. In the process of bringing out the map, the file on which he wrote his true findings about Antonio fell from the drawer including the photo copy of the map and his diary on which he wrote his sins as a police detective, but he didn’t pack them back. The police man that, the commissioner radioed to capture Michael has gotten to Michaels house, they saw the documents and read them. With that they were able to get the picture of all that has been happening; however some police went to Antonio’s hometown the next day. Michael got to Antonio’s home town in the evening to get his sister but unfortunately for him Antonio was as prepared as he was and so it was a huge fight before Antonio finally tied him on a chair and butchered his sister right in front of him. The next day he started with Michael cutting him slowly .The police invaded Antonio’s place that morning but he escaped on seeing them leaving Michael’s legs amputated with bruises all over his body. The police took Michael to a hospital and treated him for weeks after which he confessed. Antonio was still hiding but was later captured in a pub after he had bragged about all has been doing to the women folk under the hypnosis of alcohol .Michael and Antonio were tried in the court and were found guilty. They were killed by firing squad. |
Obiagelli:When Anambra become a federation that has all other religious majority that has a say in politics |
1.) Ladies, you have a self cleaning system down there but it makes it harder for it to do it's job if you fail to stay hydrated. Drinking at least 8 glasses of water will dramatically enhance cleaning process. 2.) Eat more fruits especially pineapples, bananas, & kiwi will help you a lot. Also eat lots of veggies but not just any vegetable. Do not eat veggies with strong sulfur-y type flavor like broccoli & asparagus, they will cause your vagina to have bad odor. Balance the amount of onions, garlic, & particularly pungent spices you eat. Yes they are healthy but they affect your lower region as well. Also completely avoid or limit yourself of coffee, cigarettes, alcohol, excessive amounts of animal products, & sodas. 3)Just like tight jeans on men affect their sperm count, tight pants on women also affect their lower region. Your vejeje needs to breathe. Minimize wearing tight clothing such as legging, yoga pants, and really tight jeans. 4.) The bacteria down there is a certain type that's only in a couple of foods that you can actually find in the grocery store. But guess what? It just so happens that yogurt contains a good bacteria called Acidophilus that can help battle that bacteria. Yogurt also help prevent yeast infections. It's important to minimize your sugar intake as well, so consider that when shopping for yogurt. http://sapostiks./2014/10/13/4-things-women-need-to-do-to-keep-their-vagina-clean-odorless/ |
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My sister got same this morning. But the authenticity of the text is all my concern. |
tejpot: It's quite scarce to see President Goodluck Jonathan in suit and especially without his hat. Some people are doing there job I thinkHe could have worn a green tie. Since USA presidents normally wears red or a blue tie... Just saying |
harbibi: . Nice post. The challenge now is how to keep the man man sexually satisfied for those six weeks.. Very nice thought. In 3 days time I will publish on my blog on how to keep the man going during that period |
Are you waiting and waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Do you keep looking down at your finger wondering when you’ll see a ring? Are you already engaged, but the date has been postponed? If you’re itching to get married, but your partner doesn’t seem to be on the same page,Dr. Philhas advice. If you are living together and already sharing the responsibilities of married people, your partner may be less inclined to make the commitment you’re looking for because he’s already got the benefits. You help define the relationship, and you teach people how to treat you. Marriage may not be a priority for your partner, and that’s OK. But if it’s important to you, that’s when it becomes a problem. If you know what you want, and he’s just not marriage bound, you may need to move on and find the commitment elsewhere. Long engagements don’t necessarily predict good marriages. If your wedding day keeps getting postponed, get to the core of why. Do you just want a ring on your finger — or is this the person you really want to spend the rest of your life with? If you’re just looking to get married, you’re setting yourself up for future problems. http://sapostiks./2014/08/02/waiting-for-a-marriage-proposal/ |
Pregnant women and their partners often wonder if it’s safe to have sex during pregnancy. Will it result in miscarriage? Will it harm the unborn baby? Are there sex positions to avoid? Here’s the information you’ve been looking for. Is Sex Safe During Pregnancy? Sex is a natural, normal part of pregnancy — if you’re having a normal pregnancy. Penetration and intercourse’s movement won’t harm the baby, who is protected by your abdomen and the uterus’ muscular walls. Your baby is also cushioned by the amniotic sac’s fluid. The contractions of orgasm aren’t the same as labor contractions. Still, as a general safety precaution, some doctors advise avoiding sex in the final weeks of pregnancy, believing that hormones in semen called prostaglandins can stimulate contractions. One exception may be for women who are overdue and want to induce labor. Some doctors believe that prostaglandins in semen actually induce labor in a full-term or past-due pregnancy, since the gel used to “ripen” the cervix and induce labor also contains prostaglandins. But other doctors believe this semen/labor connection is only theoretical and that having sex doesn’t trigger labor. As for orgasm, those contractions aren’t the same as labor contractions. So there’s no problem there. When Not to Have Sex During Pregnancy Your doctor may advise you not to have sex if you have any of the following types of high-risk pregnancy: •You’re at risk for miscarriage or history of past miscarriages. •You’re at risk for preterm labor (contractions before 37 weeks of pregnancy). •You’re having vaginal bleeding, discharge, or cramping without a known cause. •Your amniotic sac is leaking fluid or has ruptured membranes. •Your cervix has opened too early in pregnancy. •Your placenta is too low in the uterus (placenta previa). •You’re expecting twins, triplets, or other “multiples”. Keep in mind, if your doctor says “no sex,” that may include anything that involves orgasm or sexual arousal, not just intercourse. Pregnancy Sex Every woman’s experiences during pregnancy are different — including how she feels about sex. For some, desire fades during pregnancy. Other women feel more deeply connected to their sexuality and more aroused when they’re pregnant. During pregnancy, it’s normal for sexual desire to come and go as your body changes. You may feel self-conscious as your belly grows. Or you may feel sexier with larger, fuller breasts. Tell your partner what you’re feeling and what works. You may need to play with positions, especially later in pregnancy, to find one that’s both comfortable and stimulating for you. Avoid lying flat on your back in the “missionary position” for sex after the fourth month of pregnancy. That way, you can avoid the weight of the growing baby constricting major blood vessels. Another way to make sex more comfortable is to try lying sideways together. Or you might try positioning yourself upright or sitting on top. As always, if you’re not absolutely sure about your partner’s sexual history, use condoms. Pregnancy doesn’t protect against sexually transmitted infections — such as HIV, herpes, genital warts, or chlamydia — and those infections can affect your baby. Sex After Pregnancy The first six weeks after delivery are called the postpartum period. Sex during this time may be the last thing on your mind. Reasons your desire for sex may decrease are: •Healing from an episiotomy (incision during vaginal delivery). •Healing from abdominal incisions after cesarean birth. •Normal postpartum bleeding, common for four to six weeks after birth. •Fatigue after pregnancy and the birthing process. •Demands of your newborn (increased if you had twins or triplets). •Changing hormone levels. •Sore breasts from breastfeeding. •Emotional issues, such as postpartum blues, anxiety over parenting, or relationship issues with the father. Intercourse is generally safe after any incisions have fully healed and you feel the delicate tissues of your vagina have healed. This healing usually takes several weeks. Equally important is feeling emotionally ready, physically comfortable, and relaxed. For both you and your partner, patience is a virtue. Given the realities and stresses of early parenthood, it can take up to a year for a couple’s normal sex life to return in full bloom._______WebMD http://sapostiks./2014/08/02/sex-during-and-after-pregnancy/ |
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Chris Ngige – 3 years Governor under PDP. 9)Rabiu Kwankwaso – 7 years Governor; 3 years Defense minister under PDP. 10)El Rufai – 4 years FCT Minister; 2 years BPE Chairman under PDP. 11)Tambuwal-3years as Speaker House of Reps under PDP; and to cap it all, Obasanjo is the navigator of the APC, a man who spent 8 of the disastrous 16 years as the maximum ruler of Nigeria. It is now clear that APC is a waste basket of the PDP, where the people who created and perpetuated the 16 disastrous years are now dumped. So where is the change coming from? Are they now saints because they joined APC?