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Saao:
hi im a postgraduate student, i havent done my Clearance, the day i got an email to go for clearance, the school was already shutdown. did you know when i can go for clearance?

thanks

Oga, just go and continue reading for now. Everything is still on hold. Infact the whole world seems to b at a pause now

do u have any learning solutions for primary school kids? Basic one and Basic 4

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

UPDATE !!!!! :

OP is making progress !!, I can't wait to chop naming ceremony rice

if all these fail to work, both of u may need the service of a "professional counselor" not just any body

good evening to ppl wey Sabi.
have not bn fully here due to a couple of engagements but now, Corona has given everyone house arrest.

abeg, i wan ask wether my RN7 will get android 10. if yes, when?

LibertyRep:
Ordinarily, with adequate and verifiable data, the distribution of the relief items shouldn't be much of a problem.

As it stands now, no one knows the exact population of this country. Even Ogun does not know how many people live there, hence the relief material might be grossly inadequate

They deliberate frustrate any attempt to have a credible census solely for pecuniary gains. Now the chicken has come home to roost but sadly, it will enrich them the more.

Someone suggested that the relief materials be channeled through the CDAs but I laugh. Some of those CDAs executives ( especially in areas populated by the not too educated people) are even corrupt than the politicians we love to castigate.

We are in a fix, the government knows, and the governed know. We shouldn't have allowed Corona in, when we know our limitations.

this is one of the smartest contributions I have read here in a long while. let's continue deceiving ourselves in this country

emmasoft:
Equity based funds is more or less investing in stocks directly. Whatever state the NSE is ie bearish or Bullish affects d funds directly. At this time d best bet is to buy the stocks directly since the risk will be bear by you either way.

I have never invested in stocks b4. but I trust that the prices that came down as a result of Covid19 will eventually go up soon

saydfact:
The problem is if done how it shd be done, with closer stirrup it might end up same price as using 12mm with greater spacing.

I'll advice, USE 12MM BIKO.

thanks Boss...
got 2 welders to come and estimate for me, sincerely the difference between 10mm and 12mm isn't upto 10k.
walahi its not worth the stress

civilserva:
I penned this January this year.

I wish to make an adjustment on point number 3.

Now is the best time to enter the stock. Stocks are really low on price and presents good investment opportunities. You can pick some good coys now and bail out when you achieve your investment goal. One good thing is chances of loosing money is low because you are buying at bargain.

what do u think abt mutual funds that invest in stocks?
if they're good, do u have any suggestions?

Valentine87:
this what some else spent in finishing all his bock work of a bungalow that is even bigger


This what I have spent to this stage.

Labour Cost for Foundation Excavation, Blinding and Block setting to Lintel = 180000

Blinding
Cement - 30 bags @ 2500 = 75,000
Sharp Sand - 20 tonnes = 32,000
Granite - 25 tonnes = 105,000
Total = 212,000

Foundation Block Setting & Sock away Pit
Blocks = 1400 @ 150 = 210,000
Cement - 30 bags @ 2400 = 72,000
Sharp Sand =15 tonnes = 24,000
Labour for Soak away = 62,000
Extra Labour Expenses = 20,000
Total = 388,000

Foundation Filling
Labour = 92,000
Laterite = 326,000
Total = 418000

DPC - Half
DPM Nylon = 11,500
Granite= 10 tonnes = 45,000
Tara = 10 tonnes =13,000
Sharp sand = 10 tonnes = 15,500
Planks - 25 pieces & nails = 25000
Iron
16mm - 4 lengths @4400 = 17600
8mm - 3 lengths @ 1250 = 3750
Binding wire =2500
Transport = 2500
Workmanship
Labourer = 40000
Welder and carpenter = 13000
Cement = 28 bags @ 2500= 70000
Wire Mesh = 10500
Total = 273,000

Above Foundation Block setting + 2 soak away pits
Blocks 4100 @ 150 = 615000
Water = 3000
Sharp sand = 36000
Joining sand = 18000
Cement @2500 =162500
labour = 56000
Total = 891000

Lintel and Pillars Casting
16mm - 8 lengths @ 3630 = 29040
8mm - 31 lengths @ 1030 = 31930
12mm - 34 lengths @ 2050 = 69700
1 binding wire = 4000
Transport & logistics = 4000
Wood and planks ➕ TP = 51000
Granite = Used remains
Sharp sand = 15000
Cement = 30 bags @ 2500 = 75000
Workmanship
Labour 40000
Carpenter 22000
Iron bender 17000
Total =360000

Parapet and soak away Casting
Iron plus
12mm - 30 lengths @ 1970 = 59100
8mm - 51 lengths @ 1420 = 72420
Big Binding wire @ 7000
Extra iron = 9000
Quarter rod - 15 lengths @ 200 = 3000
Transport = 3500
Workmanship = 25000
Wood and cutting = 175000
Nail = 11100
Transport = 4000
Workmanship = 40000
Granite = 20 tonnes = 100000
Sharp sand = 15 tonnes = 21000
Cement 50 bags @ = 130000
Labour = 50000
Total = 710,000

Electrical
20mm pipe = 2 bundles @2100
25mm pipe = 1 bundle @ 3200
Electrical materials = 14000
Workmanship =9000

Plumbing
Internal plumbing
Cost of pipes and accessories = 47,000
Labour = 18,000

what's the size of this property sir?
because I have a small 3bed bungalow that got to bungalow today. can't continue because of the govt lockdown order

good evening chairmen in the house...
can anyone advice me on this issue.
Do we run any risk doing lintel on our small 3bed bungalow with a 10mm rod. we intend to chain the entire external walls.
thanks

NICKJET101:
Can one someone please advise me on what to do now.

I needed to open a stanbic ibtc mmf account. I sent the documents online by mail to one of the sales executives. Thereafter, she sent me an E account number. Then, I asked for my account online login details, she told me it is only when I make deposit quoting my E account number that I will be given a login details. Then I sent a 100k since yesterday to the pool account. Then I informed her about my payment. She assured me that it will be processed. But since yesterday I made the payment, I have not heard from her again. I have sent her mails but no response like before. How many days does it take for one to get login details.

Please your advice is needed.

Thanks...

Just b calm...
The top up I did on Tuesday just entered today

oke48:
You can PM me.

done

good morning Bros. how much is otg memory stick. Redmi note 7

abdsamad:
It's all part of the learning process; now you have a better understanding of ur tech needs
No mem card slot on rn7?

have never bn a fan of men card.
meanwhile, it's either a dual SIM or a sim n a mem card

never again will I buy a phone with 32Gb ROM. now I have to keep deleting picture, apps even documents on my Redmi note 7.
I'm so pained

yak:
plz ooo, doing PhD needs alot of money especially in Nigeria. Does anyone know abt scholarships in Maths/education because my wife already completed her M.Ed Mathematics but we may not have the funds to start PhD now

any suggestions here plz

Allboiz:
But did you get the conditional admission letter?

Yes I did. It was instant

Allboiz:
Oh... I understand

But have you gone to your to submit your credentials and the likes?

I was at Abeokuta study centre 2 weeks ago, the woman I met said they can't do nothing until my name comes out.
so I'm waiting till after the lockdown

Allboiz:
I paid for mine today and I was given a conditional admission pending the time I do other things required

ur case is different.
I've paid and sent my transcript since February 24 yet to gain admission
I can only advise u to do what I have bn doing. get Ur course outline, download the materials and start reading immediately.
we just pray Corona will go with this month of April so normal activities can resume

plz ooo, doing PhD needs alot of money especially in Nigeria. Does anyone know abt scholarships in Maths/education because my wife already completed her M.Ed Mathematics but we may not have the funds to start PhD now

someone wants to buy his first ever car
don't know how to drive even but intends to learn immediately.
what car wld u recommend bw civic 2007 and elentra 2010, and corolla 2004 all Naija used. if there are other better alternatives, u can recommend.
lastly, how long on the average would it take him to start driving out. not Lagos or Abuja resident

to those who know, do we still expect our application for masters degree to b considered or I shld lock my money up in something else already?

if u believe the law of tithing, u must pay it lest u are a thief.
meanwhile, social media is hardly the place to get objective response to things relating to faith. remember again if u believe the *LAW* of tithing, then save ursef from being a thief

Samisha500:
Good Morning all

I hope we are all safe at this turbulent time. Please try as much as possible to stay indoor cos a lot of people already have the virus but no sign yet, I can categorically tell you that in the next few days more cases will be confirmed, at this moment some people have even come out to say they are having symptoms or are positive but NCDC is not giving them due attention this is to tell you the numbers we are seeing is not the reality.

Please avoid the banks for now, stock up essentials and try to protect yourself as much as you can if you need to go out.

NOUN is aware of all going on around the world so TMA and registration have been extended, TMA 1 is not closing soon, registration is not also closing soon. Don't let anyone put you under unnecessary pressure.

If you need assistance with NOUN related issue chat me up. This is not the time to be going to public cafe oo

Na person wey dey alive dey do exam o.

Coro oni wo ile wa ooo

MISHA CARES
09051481358

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pyrated:
...ask a neighbor who knows a neighbor that works there...it's simple

...and u said this is just as easy?
anybody knows someone in Abeokuta study centre?

how do u all get contacts of the study centre especially now that the school isn't open for students?