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Health › Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by yassinattah(m): 3:53am On Jul 27, 2021

Malawian:
Backshots!! and touch your toes while at it.
Make sure he keeps ponding you for more than 5 mins after he has released.

Abi oo.. Tell her to bend over to the front and touch her toes.

Celebrities › Re: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Obi Cubana: You Claim To Be Wealthy Yet ... by yassinattah(m): 6:32pm On Jul 22, 2021

The stench of the bad belle-ism can be smelt from miles away

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija Season 6 Starts July 24 by yassinattah(m): 2:16pm On Jul 19, 2021

It’s the idleness of our youths watching the show as a result of unemployment that is my worries.. I swear.

That show doesn’t contribute to this countries GDP and now that Buhari has banned Twitter,let’s see how the show watchers ll thrive

Education › Re: Eluemunor Richard Okasia Dies In Russia After Rescuing A Drowning Lady (Photos) by yassinattah(m): 1:03pm On Jul 19, 2021

I use to think black people like themselves too much to be doing death defying acts.

Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju To Obi Cubana: You Will End Up In Jail Like Hushpuppi by yassinattah(m): 11:36am On Jul 18, 2021

This is just bad belle,plain and simple

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Confirms Murder Of General Hassan Ahmed, to be Buried Today by yassinattah(m): 11:34am On Jul 17, 2021

StaffofOrayan:
But u can simply Google it and learn something new!

Na canoe i paddle reach Ghana and UK so leave me make I continue to dey paddle canoe

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Confirms Murder Of General Hassan Ahmed, to be Buried Today by yassinattah(m): 9:16am On Jul 17, 2021

StaffofOrayan:
You have obviously not flown before

Na canoe I dey paddle all my life,I have climbed at the back of an ostrich which is a bird so I can beat my chest and say I don fly b4

Health › Re: US Confirms Monkeypox Virus From Texas Resident Who Travelled From Nigeria by yassinattah(m): 9:12am On Jul 17, 2021

Since Patrick Sawyer came from Liberia to deliver Ebola to Nigerians then Nigerians decided to send Monkeypox virus to US as a fair exchange so that everybody must collect

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Confirms Murder Of General Hassan Ahmed, to be Buried Today by yassinattah(m): 8:46pm On Jul 16, 2021

StaffofOrayan:
This is a joke right?

Am telling you one of the advantages of first class seats apart from their on board services and you are misinterpreting it as a joke.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Confirms Murder Of General Hassan Ahmed, to be Buried Today by yassinattah(m): 7:28am On Jul 16, 2021

slimfit1:
The Nigerian Military thinks they are exempt from the madness going on in this country No No No, we are in it together. A plane that wants to crash does not considers who has first-class tickets to keep alive.

The first class seat is close to the boarding pass,so in case there’s air turmoil,the pple in 1st class would flee immediately with their parachute.

Romance › Re: His Fiancee Went To Her Ex Boyfriend's House To Visit After Engagement by yassinattah(m): 10:58pm On Jun 30, 2021

Womanizer:
I'm sure the friend activated Okafor's Law when the babe came to visit him

You wey know

Celebrities › Re: Men Masturbate With My Photos - Mandy Ujunwa Cries Out by yassinattah(m): 7:11pm On Apr 24, 2021

tueh tueh tueh

Travel › Re: Why Is There A Passport Booklet Scarcity? by yassinattah(m): 7:01am On Apr 17, 2021

even our forefathers had similar issue when they were travelling with horses and camels in those days

that is the most stupidest excuse an immigration officer told me.

Politics › Re: IGP Adamu Orders Arrest Of Sunday Igboho Over Eviction Notice by yassinattah(m): 2:08pm On Jan 23, 2021

Fahdiga:
We the reasonable Yoruba youths have taken a consensus to reject Sunday Igboho and his ilks. He wants to turn Yoruba land to Somalia. Fulani are more peaceful than violent Igbos. Igboho should be arrested and jailed for life

speak for yourself

Education › Re: School Resumption: Oyo, Rivers, Sokoto, Four Others Shun Fg’s Directive by yassinattah(m): 10:00am On Jan 04, 2021

Alexis105:
And Yahaya Bello is following guideline...y will u follow what u don't blive.

just the same way Corona hasn't humbled us yet.

Education › Re: School Resumption: Oyo, Rivers, Sokoto, Four Others Shun Fg’s Directive by yassinattah(m): 9:18am On Jan 04, 2021

Weneda:
https://punchng.com/school-resumption-oyo-rivers-sokoto-four-others-shun-fgs-directive/

This governors have started receiving sense from Yahaya Bello on top Corona virus nonsense

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Family › Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by yassinattah(m): 7:31am On Jan 03, 2021

sapphiere:
Makes sense to some extend

You don't have sense at all.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Igor Sosin Found Dead In Zanzibar While On Holiday by yassinattah(m): 8:38am On Dec 25, 2020

RisenPhoenix1:
How was his relationship with Vladimir Putin?

you want to juxtapose this with house of cards Petrov who keeps on killing rich russians who stands against him isn't it.

My friend pls tune into reality pls

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Go Back To Abuja Or Stay Back In Lokoja? by yassinattah(m): 6:42am On Dec 25, 2020

I took my time to read all the comments here and analyse the angle everybody on this thread was coming from.

Truth be told I feel u have to study the dynamics of what ll happen from now till February now that we're hearing another lockdown and again it seems u don't know how this landlord tenancy agreement works,If ur rent expires Feb without renewing it,ur landlord ll serve u a 6months eviction notice counting from Feb which gives u awful time to make do with the 6months left to hustle and make ends meet.

And again, ur cohorts are hanging around AGIS and FERMA to hook up business deals and share their proceeds as well as get connects,I ll advice u don't join the Sitdown look pple n do nothing, Let moving to Lokoja be the last option after exhausting ur lifelines in Abuja

Lastly,bros this cIvIL eNgInEeR certificate can be put on hold since its not paying bills then diversify ur network to other business venture now.

Hook me up privately so let me hook u up with ur cohorts working in Abuja so u try ur luck and see cos not trying at all is doing nothing.

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Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by yassinattah(m): 7:20am On Dec 23, 2020

Estellie:
Biko someone should post a pic of this bone straight. I don't even know what it looks like.

Politics › Re: Deploy Dissolved SARS To Borno - Zulum Tells FG by yassinattah(m): 9:20pm On Oct 14, 2020

pls FG answer this governor from Borno his request so they become useful there.

Romance › Re: Nigerians' Reactions To A Post About 'Zimbabwean Women & Love For Money' by yassinattah(m): 12:20pm On Sep 12, 2020

Emmadoc:
Lol....
Hey the two both of you
Palema007 and ghostdergeist...
Wetin be Una stress na

No mind them. dey are beginning to understand reality of nowadays naija men.
Men Don wise up nowadays

Culture › Re: About The Surnames Of Rivers State Indigenes by yassinattah(m): 8:36pm On Sep 05, 2020

Uncleodi:
Between these two names, which one is easier to pronounce?

Okonkwo

Obakponovwe

See Ijaw people needs to stop all these Name packaging because we ain't buying it any longer.
we are Nigerians abeg enough of all these slave master colonialism traits.
U guys should take off ur hat and name ur kids traditional names because its seriously annoying and irritating to want to date a South South girl and she ll be telling u her name is Ina Peters instead of pronouncing it Inabiriyai Peters all for the sexiness which is actually a turn off because it ain't posh but just colonial mentality.

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Culture › Re: About The Surnames Of Rivers State Indigenes by yassinattah(m): 7:50pm On Sep 05, 2020

MrOjay1:
I've noticed the for a long time now that many Rivers state indigenes bear westernized surnames like Blankson, Douglas, Perricosta, Souza, Graham, Peterson, McColumbus, etc.

I have seen indigenes of Rivers who bear the above listed surnames alongside other ones too numerous to mention.Was there any kind of foreign culture influx in Rivers State that influenced these surnames?? Or have they just been bearing these kind of surnames right from inception?

I need opinions on this.

My own question is where did their men learn how to tie wrapper as a traditional attire.

Culture › Re: About The Surnames Of Rivers State Indigenes by yassinattah(m): 10:48am On Sep 05, 2020*

kikero:
Apart from Secundus, the names are all funky so to speak

Especially Heineken ( I wonder why that senator has not changed that his name, and what was his father thinking?)

Still it isn't peculiar to ijawland, once saw a Zimbabwean being interviewed for a general documentary on African history. His name; Tournament Musawa.

lol.
Heineken Lokpobiri has a nice ring to it cos it sells market because it catches the audience hilariously and makes it conspicuous

there's this AIT news caster I met in Abuja.
she goes by the name Ina Peters.
the day I asked her of what does her Ina in Igbo stoods for,she told me she's not Igbo but proudly Ijaw.
that her full name was Inabiriyai Peters,that she shortened the name so as to look sexy and catchy.
I had a colleague back in med skul,his name is Tam Briggs I asked him what's the meaning of Tam,he told me Tamunotonye Briggs

you go fear Ijaw packaging.

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Culture › Re: About The Surnames Of Rivers State Indigenes by yassinattah(m): 10:31am On Sep 05, 2020

lielbree:
Lol. We took on English names because back then you were posh if u could speak English

My ancestors traded for centuries with the Portuguese and British

Senator Heineken Lokpobiri should I call u Guinness Lielbri or Not yet Smirnoff Liel or Better still Small-stout Lielbri

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Culture › Re: About The Surnames Of Rivers State Indigenes by yassinattah(m): 10:23am On Sep 05, 2020

MrOjay1:
OK.Why didn't this happen amongst other tribes too?Because i know the Europeans also had a hard time pronuncing their names

lol. This Osifolo refashioned into Horsfall is rib cracking.
when Nengi BBNaija pronounced her full tribal name,I found out I couldn't here the Nengi part in the name again because the name was like a sentence.
Ijaw guys I tuale from arewa.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by yassinattah(m): 9:44pm On Aug 23, 2020

is kinda 1-0 winning game is usually painful to bear by PSG

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by yassinattah(m): 9:38pm On Aug 23, 2020

10 minutes is left oo.. PSG do something.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by yassinattah(m): 9:37pm On Aug 23, 2020

Latestsport1:
Gooalll!! Psg 1-1 baryern... Baryern go cry this night.

take 600 years there ��

Romance › Re: Dating A Guy Abroad — Nigerian Lady Based In Ireland Speaks. Photos by yassinattah(m): 1:35pm On Aug 14, 2020

[quote author=techtechh post=92799527]What happened to the name fooooool

Why would you be able to pronounce it, are you both from the same ethnic group?

Better Shut up your broke mouth nigg

You and your poverty ridden family will go to hell

Go and soak your last garri in peace[/quote

lol

I can see the poverty and frustration is peeling ur scalp, making u go crazy,sorry eh.

U can humbly start doing Bambiala on social media so ur generation can escape poverty soon.

Romance › Re: Dating A Guy Abroad — Nigerian Lady Based In Ireland Speaks. Photos by yassinattah(m): 12:48am On Aug 14, 2020

MajorOvakporaye:
I need rich Irish guys to date
Not all these broke NL guys littering the space with their cheap poverty talks

See her name self Major Vapour something something,I can't even pronounce it.
I can feed u and ur whole family for a year and my account wouldn't shake.
Mtseww.

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