₦airaland Forum

mistacoco:
Get the fvck out if you dont Av what to say?

She is right.

Your mumu don do!

mimimile93:
She's probably in her boyfriend's house..

I don't trust these ho.es

Not every girl is an ashawo like your mother pls

Mathematical:
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FOR HACKNEY AGAIN

That's south east right?

NwaEzefuNaMba:
sir, in honesty I love you and your ambition.
but truth be told, you can't lead Nigeria! it takes more than being humble and making eloquent speeches to lead a country as huge and complex like ours.
I personally appreciate your courage to take such bold step; but you doesn't have what it takes to lead world most populous Black nation.

What exactly does it take? We currently have a illiterate retařd as our president
The only reason he can rule or because he's from the south.

Jesse01:
[color=darkblue] which part of ijaw are u from?[/color]

Kalabari

80% of the shit we read online is fake

legitnow:
Igbo and Ijaw, like old times before oyinbo carry yoruba and hausa scatter scatter come Biafraland.

Igbos and Ijaw lived in peace for long centuries. Ijaws married a lot of igbo women and honoured them by naming communities after them.

There are so many...

As an Ijaw I really don't know what I have in common with hausa. I don't know why we are same country...

Shutdown ko no shutdown ni. Arrest the murtherfucker!
He asked for it!

Shut down ko. No shut down ni. Arrest the murtherfucker!

He asked for it!

I wonder how the poor girl most feel

So embarrassed. Please stop and give a proper childhood

folakemigeh:
Yes i concur she is.


She has all the qualities, Big boobs, great height, nice legs, sexy eyes, nice lips, very fine face.

But no nyash? I'll pass!

Lol. A woman can not be sexy with flat nyash na

Drwyz:
She should get a CCTV with an IP installed, if possible, one with 8 camera at strategic point, she will be able to view activities in her poultry via her phone or any internet enabled device, the cost of installation will be less than her loses in the long run. This is 95%. Try it and thank me later

Light nkor?

Adasun:
Females are succeptible to jazz,i don't knw why

Male are even worse.

200 naira jazz can make a man forget his own children...

givan:
Ogun - Afonja

They warned him not to build a new house. It was his fate to live in a mud house underneath a rustic roof. But he didn't listen. He was therefore, a dead man before he disobeyed the order of the Chief skull miner.

No be joke o!

Na so them warm my roofing contractor from ogun not to marry igbo girl. His own brothers! He married her and started prospering rapidly!
E born twins twice!

Na him the target her well well. She visit her mother in law when pregnant. They just kill her like rat...

He never recover reach now. Business crumble... children suffering without their mother

I can never advise anybody I know to marry there.

Jakumo:
Generator fumes kill more Nigerians than the nation's scanty records will ever show.

This is CLEARLY another case of carbon monoxide poisoning from generator fumes.

This is a clear case of ogun juju

Ogun!!!

2RUTHHURTS:
I can now see where the Problem came from

I know what you are talking about.

Continue. Them go soon beat u

kenny714433:
This is 21st century abegi
CCTV answers it all after honest workers.

Can cctv work without light ?

DEBJOCH1:
The only solution is to invoke the spirit of Ayilala, Songo, Obatanla, Shokpono, Amadioha, Ngene Ukwenu into your poultry farm. Poultry Farm attendants are the most wicked set of human on earth, they sent me parking, I had a farm, started with 1,200 layers, had my job going on for me and put farm attendant to man the farm for me while I visit farm on weekend, infact the guys dealt with me, I fired them and managed to get other one, those ones where even the worst, at the end I sold off the remaining, made a total lost. I hate poultry farm attendants to the call. My advise, never should any one be an absentee farmer.

Na wa o. I'm about opening a farm but now I'm scared.
How was the production level pls?
Outside the theft would you say it was a good business?
I intend to start with 2,000

DukeNija:
Lol. You think this is America abi?

She'll walk.

Amarabae:
Her tears breaks my heart.
She was a victim of domestic abuse and then the frustration pushed her into this.

If it doesn't work out, divorce o.
Divorce is better than "had I known"

Yes ooo.

I think she will eventually walk cos she must have witnesses who can attest of the mans brutality towards her

When I came to Nigeria for the first time and saw kids crying and not wanting to go to school I was surprised because back in SA where I grew up even if we were sick we'd never want to miss a day of school.

When I started school in Nigeria I also hated it...

Imagine what an adult did to a toddler!

If that's my child somebody will be in the hospital!

uuzba:
Do you know what cannibalism is?

When an Animal specie eats it's own specie?

When did Human Being and Chimpanzee become the same specie?
Did you fail biology?
Can you not tell what an animal is any more? It has no soul. There is no eternal life for it. It cannot reason.

Chimps and human have 97% dna

Tufiakwa some Nigerian ehn.... God forbid.

So if they don't eat this poor guy they'll all starve to death?

Timeless beauty.

greiboy:
I find both the wife and the husband pathetic

I am not sure they are both mentally ready to raise a kid in the first place.

The child probably dodged a bullet

First of all, no women ever wants a miscarriage and one will have thought that the husband would be ordinarily aware of that fact.

On the other hand, the woman should have confronted the confused husband in a more private setting and not on social media

The comment was just too insensitive and stupid! I would have done same!

What woman want to go through the physical and emotional pain of miscarriage??
How can a person said that? An educated person at that!

donstan18:
Oh yeah, now you can't ask the work of men again huh? Shocked? Triggered? You now trying to derail from gender works to Alpha male shiiiii.

Keep fooling yourself.

I repeat.

For every man that pours inside his wife to make baby will not be happy to see his wife pour any other thing out, if not the baby

I repeat, shut ur ignorant aśs up!

CAPSLOCKED:

I WONDER WHY THEY'RE ALWAYS QUICK TO CLING TO THIS "WE MAKE BABIES" THING.
ALTHOUGH IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO THE CONTINUATION OF LIFE ON EARTH, THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED THAT'S ALL MOST OF THEM CAN CONTRIBUTE THROUGHOUT THEIR LIFETIME.





THE "WOMEN HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO OFFER APART FROM SËX" TALK IS TRULY STUPÎD. BUT NOT AS STUPÏD AS "WE MAKE BABIES, WE CARRY BABIES FOR 9 MONTHS".

IF MEN COULD BEAR KIDS WE'LL DO SO WITH ELEGANCE, WITHOUT STRESS, AND ALL THIS NOISE.

We will all be ashamed, when your mother takes the lead!

Bastards everywhere. Would u say your mother has never contributed anything to your life? O wait, that's exactly what you said!

Shame on you! Money is not everything!

By they way women are now making money o. Sometimes even more than the men!

donstan18:
No, let's start from the scratch you m'dafvqer....Not half way.

A man walks up to a lady......It's a work.
He tries to impress with his approaches...It's a work.
He asks you out....It's a work.
He takes you on a date....It's a work.
He tries to be funny to entertain you....It's a work.
He pays the bills....It's a work.
He calls to know how you doing....It's a work.
During sex, he sweats thrusting while you lie down like a boring m'dafvqer..It's a work.
He tries to last before ejaculating....It's a work you m'dafvqer.
He becomes your spender....It's a work.
He buys you gifts during festivities to impress...It's a work.
He takes you out regularly..... It's a work you ungrateful m'dafvqer.

All these while, all you keep offering is SEX, nothing else.

He buys a ring and proposed to you...It's a work.
He pays for your dowry...It's a work.
He takes care of wedding(Traditional and white).....It's work.
He takes care of all the debt and settles the needed...It's a work you m'dafvqer.
He rents a house...It's a work.
He buys properties..It's a work.
He gifts your parents....It's a work.
He starts taking care of you to make you happy...It's a work.



Now tell me why you can't make babies and make the man a father?

Again shut ur ignorant hateful aśs up!
You're not doing anyone a favour by marrying her?

By the way what kind of woman do u go for?? Smh

donstan18:
If I do my job as a man for us to have a child, please kindly do your job as a woman for us to have a child.

No stories for the gods will be accepted

Marriage should be all about supports from both partners to achieve a targeted goal, no partner should cheat each other.

For every man that pours inside his wife to make baby will not be happy to see his wife pour any other thing out, if not the baby

Shut ur ignorant asś up.

kenzysmith:
This girl wey don jazzy, tuface,dr sid,patoranking, even small wizkid done chop anty shey u be cheerful giver ni one day jumai real dad we be reveal that pikin na mixture of different sperm

She's a cheerful giver.

Just like your mother.