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Nice write up. This statement is so true.

Leyqute: Nigerian youths must incorporate diligence and hard work into their being and stop relying on God to solve all their woes. God has actually solved your problems by giving you a brain. Use it.

We arrived Supreme lodge few minutes later, but were informed that TeamSupreme (the footballers from Supreme lodge) had already gone to "Our Lady Of School" the venue for the football match.

"na where be our lady of school self?" I asked no one in particular.

"na one public school for inside anyigba town" Promise replied me.

"how you tay know the place?" Deji asked Promise.

"one of my course mate dey stay around that area" He lied.

Yes! He lied. We had barely spent five months in Anyigba town, but Promise was familiar with every areas and lodges in and out of Anyigba town. He goes from lodges to hotels chasing after anything that had hold between its legs. No wonder he kept complaining of been broke.

Our Lady of School, the venue of the football match was a very large compound. It was fenced high about 10ft above ground level with a big black gate serving as the entrance and exit route. Buildings and blocks of different types, sizes and shapes were sited at various location inside the school compound. Students in school uniform were standing in small groups, others were walking to the exit gate, probably going back home. Some boys in different football clubs jersey were playing football at the far end of the compound.

"Pizzaro..." a voice called from afar.

"na people make we won play with dey that side. Make una play una best o" Pizzaro said pointing to some guys standing in group as we walked to them.

"chairman! I hall you o" I greeted a guy with a stick of some thing similiar to marijuana in his mouth.

"you won smoke?" he asked offering the substance to me.

"I nor dey smoke. I just dey hail you"

Other boys in the same group with the marijuana smoker were busy drinking Alomo Bitters, Chelsea dry gin and even the dreaded "brukutu". Alomo Bitters also known as Kasapreko was a herbal alcoholic product made from carefully chosen tropical plant extracts and very well known for its proven medicinal values. I once caught Deji drinking it at Marijuana lodge, when I asked him why he was drinking it, his reply was short and simple; "he dey make my dicck dey stand strong and I nor dey quick release each time I drink am". When did an alcoholic drink became Viagra? I thought a South-South Nigerian musical once said; "nor be power dey tay dey stand prick?" or so I heard.
"brukutu" on the other hand was a locally made alcoholic drink made from Maize. It's quiet popular in Northern Nigeria. I remember the day I first drank a glass of it, I slept for three good days before I came back to my normal senses. The good old days indeed!

"na how much una won play" a chubby guy asked.

"five thousand naira" Pizzaro replied him.

My heart skipped for a minute. Five thousand naira for gamble? The highest money I had risked in the game of gamble was three thousand naira.

"5K too much o! Na only 2K we get" the chubby guy spoke.

"but na 5K me and you talk for phone na"

"make we dey go house jor! Dem never ready" Pizzaro said with a disappointed look on his face.

We had already walked half way to the exit gate when a guy called us back.

"una go play 4K?" he asked. Pizzaro thought about it and nodded his head in agreement.

"bring that fatina money make we tay play" Pizzaro had said to me.

What the fucck? Fatima's money? Hell No!
"I nor go fit give you her money!" I stated.

"abeg bring the money. Dem nor sabi play, we go win them"

After enough begging from all footballers in TeamMarijuana, I foolishly agreed to drop three thousand naira from Fatima's money.

"una go give me back the money once we reach house o" I said to them. They all promised to refund the money once we get back to Marijuana lodge.

I took off my T-shirt, trouser and gold rolex wristwatch and wore my white Enyimba jersey and perry cold boxer.

"abeg help me hold this my wristwatch and shirt. I go take am back after the match" I begged a guy, who stood on his own, watching the football match the was about to start.

The rule was simple; any team that first score ten goals, go home with eight thousand naira. Both team brought out their money and handed it to the referee (boardman) of the football match as the game kicked off.

Mynd_44: It won't be there in the morning....I have reported the OP already

better

@mynd.. The story "I hate my dad" you moved to the sexuality section was actually copied by the OP. I think it should be deleted or better stil, the OP should post the link he/she copied it from.
#SayNoToPrivacy.

Endorsed https://www.nairaland.com/1387874/naija-thug-life-foxy-flow1759

Removed.

Vivy Gift: I knw say dat 5k go lost and na person go thief am . There comes the title . I'm right or so I tot

or I thought too

Deiok: What about the other two you did before? i.e My unborn child.

I wrote them after this one

Deiok: so yemi nah how many times u wan update the last update now?

just once

Eni~girl:
Yemi! Yemi!! Yemi!!! Plz jez tel me wah aint qettinq huh

when i drop the last update, you might understand

Amodsun: Hahahahaha...ksu nobi beans o guy,bt we go cook am till e dn,nd by Gods grace we go komot with our head held high...me nah ur fellow ksq guy o

are you a student of ksu?

This is actually my first poem.

Foxy na your turn o

Vickii Ro: All sorts of things were said. About our heads like;
"See them family of "Eds"; Edwin, Edward, Edgar, and Edina"
"Igbo people are very headed"
"Hammer head of horror"
While this last one we coined from the bible by ourselves;
"By their heads,you shall know them".

I laughed while reading this part

So true.

Chuksemi: This is nice. I wont comment till I read the final episode.

but you don comment alreay o. Or so i thought.

"you nor go enter lecture?" my younger brother who was in the same department and level with me asked as I lay on the bed thinking about what happened at Victoria's lodge some hours ago.

"I nor dey go jor! I just tire" I lied and watched as he walked out of the room with his writing materials.

After the incident at Victoria's lodge that day. I called her to apologized but she warned me to stay away from her.

"I don't want you as my friend. Please stay away from me" She had said on phone crying.

I made up my mind to avoid her through out that week, maybe it would help her feel better.

"Yemi....." a thick voice woke my up from sleep.

"na who be that?"

"come outside!" the same voice ordered.

I managed to stand up from the bed I lay on, looked at the round wall-clock hung North in the room, it was few minutes after 5pm.

"na why you dey shout my name like say I thief your money?" I asked Kolomental as I stepped outside.

"come ready jor! We don dey go supreme lodge for the football match" he informed and walked back to his room.

Kolomental was also an occupant at Marijuana lodge. He was co-habiting with a girl from Edo State, he claimed the girl was his cousin. A cousin he would not stop having sex with.
Kolomental was the photocopy of the then world best footballer, Lionel Andrés 'Messi' Cuccittini. He was not just his look-alike, he played football and acted like Messi. He was a skilful footballer!.

I walked to the kitchenetten searching for what to eat. I saw some remnant food inside a pot on the stove.

"na food wey dem don eat remain dem leave for me" I complained to myself.

"Yemi.....na wetin you dey do? Na you we dey wait for o" Pizzaro shouted from outside.

"I dey come!" I replied him and angrily walked out of the kitchenetten.

I brought out my People's Elephant, The Aba Warriors also known as Enyimba International FC's white jersey from my bag and stepped out of the room with my mobile phone, golden Rolex wristwatch and black wallet containing my school ID card, ATM card and other vital papers.
"are you going out?" Fatima, an occupant asked a rather foolish question.

It's only in a country called Nigeria, you see a person coming out of the bathroom wet and stil ask; "did you just have your bath?".
Fatima saw me going out with other male occupants of Marijuana lodge and stil chose to ask a stupid question.

"yes! I'm going out" I replied her.

"please, help me give my friend this" she brought out some money from her handbag and handed it to me.

"which of your friend?"

"queen at Osama Bin Laden lodge"

"five thousand naira" I said to her after counting the money. she nodded her head in agreement.

I added the five thousand naira to the little change I had in my wallet as we all walked to Supreme lodge for the football match. I stopped at Osama Bin Laden lodge, checked on queen but was told she went out few minutes ago.

"abeg make una wait make I run go give fatima her money back" I said to TeamMarijuana; Pizzaro, Kolomental, Deji my roommate, Baba T and Promise.

"woman wrapper! Make we dey go jor, you go give her the money later" Baba T, the shortest footballer among them suggested.

"make I just run go. I nor go waste time" I promised.

"you too like woman" Promise said.

He was right. Saying I 'liked' Fatima was an understatement, I could kill the President of Nigeria just to taste her pussy. I loved her!

"you nor go play if you go back" Pizzaro, the leader of TeamMarijuana stated.

"okay! Make we dey go. I go return the money to her after the football match" I decided to obey them.

A decision I wished I never made.

Dead thread brought back to life

frank3.16:
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send a copy to yemi2plus@gmail.com

Deiok: What kind of question is that.
i am just trying to point out somthing that christain drama script is also a means of promoting the gospel, and should be given out in free will, but someone can decide to give the script writer or owner a token inorder to encourage him.

what is this one saying?
Because it's a mean of promoting the gospel it should be given out for free?
How many men of God give out blessings for free?