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suxxman: how? Tell us abt it. We might help

once I free myself from the brouhaha, I will start updating. Thank you all for your trust, I'm not a Pirate.

Where the thread owner run go? I'm just laughing sha, hope it's not what I'm thinking?

If there is anything I love about Zubby apart from his good style of writing, it's the quotes he use at the end of each update.
Coming from a fellow writer.

Hope the hidden post was not an update?

chistar01: Once again, am truly sorry, I hope am forgiven.

-Chistar01.

Go And Sin No More.

Vivy Gift: This post reminds me of flow for man wey dey reason

memories of MAN.

Ishilove: Wiz, can you do me a favour? Please can you inform the admin of the group that the work is plagiarised and then post the nairaland link of this story to the group? Then you will post the link here.

the admin might be the one posting the story.
@wiz... Post the direct link of the facebook page here, I believe mynd will take it up from there.

Ishilove: I've checked every nook of the guy's profile and can't find it.

Meanwhile, there is another thief stealing my work:
http://franklexo./2013/06/07/10-years-old-rape-disaster-contnues/

I just checked the blog, it's empty.

Ishilove: Try and provide me with a better link let me investigate. You can also post a screen grab. Thanks

Nigerians are their ways of looking for already done job....

What will it take you to type the name he provided?

Why I'm just seeing this lovely story now? I'm happy I came early.

@underage....What kind of phone are you using? I will like to get one, look like the phone have the ability to type more than ten thousands letters.

chinedumo: christar has won the heart of many ladies

indeed.

Deiok: You bad...erm sorri you Good gannn...,

I will start updating once I'm through with the pirate ish and probably start a new story.

Hope your friend Vickky is not my Victoria? I don't share her with anybody.

Please, let me share my story on your last update with your readers.

"my pin na 1345 and na five thousand naira I won withdraw" I saw youngzicco (a nairalander) pleading with a guy on the long queue at the bank.

Me, not been a Johnny Just Come in Kogi State University found a way to withdrew my transportation fees back to Benin as soon as the ATM machine was loaded with money.

"thanks bro" Youngzicco thanked the guy, collected his money and ATM card from him as we walked back to Marijuana lodge.

"na where my pan dey?" I asked Idris who was getting tire of KSU and the way you had to queue for every thing. Little wonder the school was nicknamed KSQUEUE.

"I forget am for first bank" Idris replied from nowhere.

"carry me go first bank" I said to a bike man in shirt number 37.

Within few seconds he stopped me at first bank and demanded for his money. I brought out 20naira from my wallet and handed it to him.

"your money na 50naira" those words came out from the bike man's mouth.

"you dey craze abi? You think say I be post utme student ba? If you nor collect I go stop that motor na" I threatened the bike man as I pointed to the SUG's car.

I picked up my pan from where Idris had forgot it and ran back to them.

"na wetin we for eat if too say you nor call that man to come load the ATM?" youngzicco asked.

The bank manager and I once had a fight during my registration days as a Pre-Degree student, but we ended up been best of friends. I somehow collected his personal mobile number on one of my visit to his office. I called him and informed about the long queue at the bank, he promised to send a staff to load one of the ATM machines. True to his word, a staff came about three hours later and loaded a machine with some cash I knew wouldn't be up to 100thousand.

"we must surely eat na. I get semo and groundnut oil for lodge" I replied youngzicco as I offered my "pan" to the shoe maker.

"semo and groundnut oil? How you won tay do am" Idris asked, probabaly discombobulated.

He was indeed a johnny just come and had no idea of the good combination of food students ate when they were broke.

"we come fry the semo na? E dey sweet wella" I said to them; Idris and Youngzicco.

I once tasted fried semo when my room mate, Promise, refused to call his parent to send money for food. Though, it was my first day of eating the food but I somehow loved it.

"I nor go fit eat that kind food o" youngzicco spoke shaking his dada head.

It was Saturday and most students had wrote their exam on Friday. The snack sellers, okpa sellers, mobile food sellers all brought their goods in large quantity expecting to see the same large number of students that came to write the post-UTME exam the previous day.

"na 350 I buy one plate of rice for that woman hand yesterday" a guy said, pointing at a woman at the shoemarker's shop

"350naira? For a plate of rice in Ksu? Dangana's boys must not hear that." I said in my mind.

No doubt, the boy was also johnny just come.

I collected my pan from the shoemarker, paid him for his service and informed youngzicco and Idris of my plan.

"na how much for one plate of rice?"

"na 250" the food seller replied.

"nor be 350 again?" I said in a mocking tone.

"no. Na 250naira"

"give me six plate of rice, add beans and one meat for all the plate" I said to the food seller and brought out my wallet.

She was shocked and happy at the same time. God had indeed sent an angel to buy food from her. Only if she had an idea of my deadly plan.
She opened her cooler, it was full of white rice to the top. I looked around, the students at the computer center were less than 20, there was no way she could sell the whole of the rice that day.

"wait o.." I stopped her as she started putting rice on a plate.

"na 50naira I go pay you for one plate o. You go sell or not?" I asked waiting for her reply.

Everyone standing there were suprised at my statement. She closed the cooler, looked at me with a "witch" eyes and sat on her chair.

"I nor dey sell" she fired at me.

"na you sabi. Look if you nor sell na you and your children go eat this food" I said the fact. The food was so much, it would take her donkey's of years to finish it with the low numbers of students at the computer centre.

"you go pay 100 for one plate?" she asked.

"50naira or nothing" I stated.

She took her time thinking about my offer. She spoke to her son in Igala language. Soon, she started putting rice inside a white nylon big.

"take your food" she offered the the rice to me. I brought out 1000thousand from my wallet, paid her and collected my chance from her.

"make una see food o" I said to the students that spent the last with me at marijuana lodge.

We all ate, took our bath and headed to the pack.

PS: don't mind my poor grammar and typing errors, I was vexed when I read the thread owner last update and decided to share my similar story with you all.

suxxman: I hope so too. Re u sure it nt frm ur browser?

I don't know o.. I'm using Ucweb.

Mynd_44: It is an error. Try again later.

I am still waiting for those screen shots ooo

how many times will I keep trying? I typed an update three times but it kept saying the same thing.

I had plan of working in Anyigba until ASUU call off the strike but travelled back to Benin yesterday because of the pirate ish. I came to Benin not because of your threat, but because of the reputation I have in this forum. I don't have a PC to screenshot the pictures, I will visit my friend this week and use his laptop. All I ask of you is TIME give me some more TIME it will not pass this week.

suxxman: I hope so, cos I no remember wen u promise come fail.

this is the third time I'm typing a new update but it will always show "an unexpected error occurred. Sorry about it" I'm tired of trying, I just hope mynd have a solution to the error.

Cavalli: Yes you did. Yemi, my friend knows you but then there was no way you could have helped me. I will state the reasons in my subsequent updates. And to say he was kinda fidgety you could snatch me. Lol!

how can a worwor boy like Yemi snatch you.

Firstgentleman1: Thank u. I will try and do that.

lol.. I thought a female is the author of the story, abi una dey gather write am?

Incredible.me:
Chister u det vex me o.

chill bro.
We all have a life outside this forum, you will not post that comment if you know what chistar is going through now.

tbabstobadt: ..

oga ki lo shele ...we've been waiting naw!!

I'm sorry bro, we were working on my previous updates and I had exam to write that's why I could not update. I'm having problem editing the previous update. Will update once mynd correct the error.

LMFAO.. You're killing it dear, I just can't stop laughing. Please update more.
Just an observation, why not interpret the Igala language?
Most of us don't know the language. Before I forget "Olodudu" to you

Dear Mynd,
I'm finding it out to edit some of my post on my thread "Anyigba Thief" it always show the message "an error occured, please try later"
what could be the problem?

Testing...

Mynd_44: **still waiting for the screen shots**

Good Morning all and Happy Sunday. I had to travelled back to Benin against my wish all because of this ish... Well, I'm back home and will be posting the pictures this week. Thanks for your trust.

faithgokz: Cavalli, ah was also in Anyingba for d post utme. D experience wasn't funny at all. .lol. .mah body stl dey du me one kind

I saw you dear.
But you were too busy fighting for your position on the line.

Thanks for the other day.