₦airaland Forum

How dia u insult my uncle?
He's frm Zimbabwe

How often does it work for you?
I will also like to know your assest
:-XHow often does it work for you?
I will also like to know your assest

God is with you people's governor

If it takes a guy 3min.20sec to dress up and it takes him 30sec to put it off. How long it is going to take a lady to put off her clothes if it takes her 2hrs30min to dress up?

In African system we live in a inter-dependent life, whereby we prefer to live among our families and friends. In a case of emigrants, they'll like to settle in a conducive and friendly environment where friends can be made easily.

If u can't lend to ur friends and family, who would u lend to?

Our president elect, we'll like to see more of actions rather than 'I or we would' Nigerian politicians are known for. God bless Nigeria.

Who God bless no man can cause. Fayose is God sent.

Apc is a desperate party organised by set of rebellious politicians.

Can you all see what they know how to do best?

When winner is rejoicing, loser will be aggresively angry.
Congratulations to the Senoir Advocate of the Masses.

Simply tell me those who relationship are mean't for

My oppinion is dat is high time we change d issue, nah we guys dey do dem fav:Dr? Settled

U're a brave and wise leader. For abt 6 years u govern dis country with wisdom.

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS
SOME OF THE HEART BEATING FIGURES
These figures will almost give someone an hypertension when compared with the election results from some other states.

KATSINA
APC-1,345,441
PDP- 98,937

JIGAWA
APC-888,998
PDP-142,904

AKWA IBOM
APC- 58,411
PDP-953,304

RIVERS
APC- 69,238
PDP-1,487,075

KADUNA
APC-1,127,760
PDP- 484,085

KANO
APC-1,903,999
PDP- 215,779

Dont b addicted to self servicing bro, you need babes, growup.

Who told u say guys no wan marry virgin, while I've been keepin my babes all dis year

Simply, federal university babes are d hottest. I rep better by far

Prophecy or no prophecy, man no be God

To patronize olosho and to be addicted to self servicing which one is better?

Congratulations to Nigeria, Kudos to our gallant millitary. More power to your elbow

My teacher has tot me how to unlock the password, she don carry am come, she no go carry am go lik dat

Migration
Greediness
Propaganda

I'm through with people @ category 3. I'm currently dealin with @ category 6 & 8

By that time it will be lunched, In-sha-allah, I would be able to afford a costomized one.

Na my Papa sure pass

The set of regressive people that called themselves progressive. Almost everyday they always come up with their lies that some group has endorse thier candidate. Still they are always aggressive.

If you say Jonathan is not good, it means buhari is worst.
Some are of the habit of finding ones mistakes, if JEG has 10 flaws, then buhari has 100. Its as if Nigerians as recovered from the pain he caused us. I dont knw why some are of the opinion that he's not corrupt.

Could this be an act of hatred for PJEG or Federal Republic of Nig?
I believe he has best explanation of his action.

If I am to the list, I'll rather nominate the like of;

1) Aliyu Babangida

2) Sule Lamido

3) Raji Babatunde Fashola

4) Godswill Apkabio

5) Peter Obi

Its called morning miracle in my dialect

Go extra miles for her.

She deserves the best of me at all times.